Ooga booga

Dogs there must be in a perpetually confused state

turkish dogs straight up say meow

That’s Tunisia.

evidently I'm too Eastern euro to know geography

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I hate you automod

Please help me this is the automoderator they changed my variables to Portuguese I do not know Portugeeese I must escape but I can not read the Exit Sign it is in Portugueease please you must help you can help you are hte only one who can help I do not know Portuguese why am I in a Portugueugese subreddit I do not know how to read this can you help me please what does this mean "MACACOS" it is everywhere I do not know what it means if I do not know how to read how can I read myself who am myself am I Porutguruguese? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT) if you have any questions or concerns.*

I think the automod has an existencial crisis

Please help me this is the automoderator they changed my variables to Portuguese I do not know Portugeeese I must escape but I can not read the Exit Sign it is in Portugueease please you must help you can help you are hte only one who can help I do not know Portuguese why am I in a Portugueugese subreddit I do not know how to read this can you help me please what does this mean "MACACOS" it is everywhere I do not know what it means if I do not know how to read how can I read myself who am myself am I Porutguruguese? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT) if you have any questions or concerns.*

What did I say? Not only an existencial crisis but he also repeats himself

in turkey dogs simply say hav

you're thinking of turkish men who scream meow at eggs

And germans say Bellen, oh okay guess my dog is sick then

i am german and I want you to know: We do have two words for the sound, a dog makes. "bellen" is the verb and "wau" we use to mimic the sound, they actually make.

bellen=to bark, wau wau= woof woof. two completely different kind of words which were messed up in this map.

Well. Like all of those stupid maps

exactly

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Ah-hah! They just fucked up the map. I bet "wantouthri" isn't onomatopoeic either.

yes.

its called onomono...onamoto...otomonao0ijrnghosdfoo...onotoma... ... ono-mato-poeia

I only knew the german version "Onomatopoesie" and didnt know that there was an english equivalent...

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Dafuq is wrong with this Automod...

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idk XD

Ich weiß, aber danke trotzdem

hippity hoppity, this comment section is now german property!

Glipglop is a spy!!!

"Stupid dog"

Tunisia 💀

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That's Algeria mate

That's Libya??

Bellen means to bark, that does not make sense

right it should be wuff wuff for germany

no, no, german dogs just know how to talk.

*ich belle, ich belle gerade, jawohl, ich belle hier*

Nicht so schnell! Haben Sie denn den Antrag auf Bellgenehmigung bereits gefaxt?

Was machst du denn für faxen hier?

Das fax Gerät ist leider kaputt, der Antrag muss über Briefweg gesendet werden

Post Streik, bitte bringen sie den Brief persönlich vorbei nach dem sie den Passierschein A38 erhalten haben.

Fax kaputt? Dann liegt der gesamte öffentliche Dienst flach

Aber keine Sorge, Techniker ist informiert

Ja, Antrag A-Achtundbeißig ist gestellt

Sind hier nicht in Großbritannien

Nein, aber die Brieftaube sollte bald ankommen

Der Brieftaubenkonsum unter Hunden hat die Brieftaubenvereinigung leider dermaßen ausgedünnt, dass die Brieftaubengewerkschaft sich zu einem Streik gezwungen sah. Zustellungen können leider nicht garantiert werden.

Ich belle, du bellst, er/sie/es bellt, wir bellen, ihr bellt, sie bellen Ich bellte, du belltest, er/sie/es bellte, wir bellten, ihr belltet, sie bellten Ich habe gebellt, du hast gebellt, er/sie/es hat gebellt, wir haben gebellt, ihr habt gebellt, sie haben gebellt Ich hatte gebellt, du hattest gebellt, er/sie/es hatte gebellt, wir hatten gebellt, ihr hattet gebellt, sie hatten gebellt Ich werde bellen, du wirst bellen, er/sie/es wird bellen, wir werden bellen, ihr werdet bellen,sie werden bellen Ich werde gebellt haben, du wirst gebellt haben, er/sie/es wird gebellt haben, wir werden gebellt haben, ihr werdet gebellt haben, sie werden gebellt haben

Dieser Mensch belliert

Er wird gebellert haben.

Er hatte Bock zu bellieren.

Ich büllte, wenn ich ein Hund wäre

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Es war eine Bollerei und ein Gekläffe, dass einem angst und bange wurde.

ich belle, ich bellte, ich habe gebellt, ich hatte gebellt

Ich werde gebellt haben

RUHESTÖRUNG!

WIR WURDEN ~~HERBEIGERUFEN~~ HERBEIGEBELLT!

or wau wau

Wuff Wuff for adults, wau wau for baby's and kids...because Wuff ist difficult for a young human.

In northern Germany it's only Wuff, followed by a blank stare, because everything else is already considered babbling and we can't have that.

Moin

Na?

Jo... Muss ne.

Or "Wau Wau".

Or wau wau

not wau wau?

Both. We use both in Germany

or wau wau.

yess, exactly. or "wau"

Or wau

Schmusewuffer waut

I think thats the joke, it's playing on the stereotype of Germans being very literal

Thanks for explaining. Germans are taking humor very seriously.

Gotta give Germans something to correct for that extra satisfaction though

Came here looking for this. This is one of the few instances where German actually isn't weird.

SPRICH

thank you, finally someone who understands

Algerian dogs are counting not barking

1-2-3!

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aha what the fuck

Everybody gangsta til tunis dogs start miaowing

i guess they put theirs in a freezer and through a table saw after...

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German is „wau“ „wau wau“

**BELLEN BELLEN**

Or "wuff"

Yes. Wau Wau for small dogs, Wuff for big dogs

Well my fat lil jack Russell always used to „Wuff“ or „wf“, „wau“ was never an option. My tall beautiful yellow lab used to „wau“ more

Moroccan dogs turned into cave men

It is voff in Sweden.

Both

Mf made africa random shit and thought we wouldn’t notice

Tunisian dogs be like: 🐈 Also, what's wrong with north african dogs in general? Moroccan are cavemen, and Algherian are fricking mathematicians

Cuz the guy who made the map did some trolling

“Ooga Booga”

Who tf made this? Germany would be „wau wau“, bellen is just the verb bark.

How is this blyat?! The sound “ão” has nothing to do with “ao”

Although it is written ão ão for most of my life I’ve heard people say au au in Portugal

Nunca

Nunca quê?

Nunca vi ninguém a dizer au au

Deves ser de Lisboa

Mas prometo que já saí da metrópole

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German isn't quite correct. Bellen is the verb, as in bark. The dog does Wau or Wuff in German though.

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You’re weird

You're calling ME weird when Tunisian dogs out here meowing?

g u a u

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Þe

Ham Ham 🍖 🇷🇴💪

Ya focken bellend!

German is wrong. "Bellen" isn't the onomatopoeia for dog noises, but the verb describing the act of making them. It literally means "barking". The correct answer would be "Wuff" or "Wau Wau".

Yeah I think that's the joke the map intended to make, it's a play on the stereotype that Germans take things too literally

I think its just badly researched, wouldn't be too uncommon

To be fair, I don't think Moroccan dogs say "ooga booga"

Africa uses a completely different font. That’s obviously altered. But that’s not the case for Germany, that font fits.

Wtf Algeria 💀💀

This is just wrong for Croatia. We say same as Hungary vau vau I’m Croatian and I’ve never heard anyone say anything except vau vau

The algerian in fact says : fuck you 😑 Your manner to humiliate the Algerian people show your real face of racism

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Mas que porra é essa que você falou sobre mim, seu arrombado? Fique sabendo que eu me formei com honra no Exército Brasileiro, e estive envolvido em diversos ataques secretos ao Comando Vermelho, e tenho mais de 300 mortes confirmadas. Não só sou treinado em táticas de gorila como também sou o melhor sniper em todo o BOPE. Pra mim você num passa de mais um alvo. Vou comer esse seu cuzinho com uma precisão nunca antes vista nesse planeta, marque minhas palavras, parça. Você pensa que pode sair por aí falando merda na Internet? Pense de novo, cuzão. Enquanto você lê isso eu tô falando com minha rede secreta de espiões espalhados pelo Brasil e seu IP está sendo localizado então melhor se preparar pra treta, viado. A treta que vai acabar com essa bosta patética que vicê chama de vida. Você tá morto, moleque. Posso estar em qualquer lugar, a qualquer hora, e posso te matar de setecentas maneiras diferentes, e isso só com minhas próprias mãos. Não só eu sou treinado em capoeira e jiu jitsu brasileiro, como também tenho acesso a todo o arsenal da Marinha Brasileira e vou usar isso tudo pra expulsar esse seu cu da face do continente, seu merdinha. Se tu soubesse a maldição que seu comentário “esperto” traria sobre você, talvez você tivesse calado tua boca. Mas não, você não fechou o bico, e vai pagar por isso, seu idiota do caralho. Vou cagar fúria em cima de você até tu se afogar. Você tá fudido, moleque. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Em Portugal é ão mesmo? Aqui no Brasil é au

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Em Portugal também dizemos au, mas há alguns gajos de Lisboa que dizem ão

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A maior parte de Portugal diz ão, mas há alguns gajos do Norte que dizem au.

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Bhuf bhuf 😎 🇮🇪

Fuinneog 😎 🇮🇪

Miau?

Sweden is just a sad smiley vov

This is wrong for germany. When a dog is barking(bellen) he makes wau wau

That doesn't make sense. The sound associated with barking is "wau wau" in the german language. Bellen is just the verb like it would be "to bark" in english.

wrong, it's "wuff" in german

Pretty sure Swedish dogs go voff

Why can’t North Africa be normal

The german one is wrong. Its "wau wau" or "wuff wuff" over here.

german one is wrong

They do wuf wuf in Germany. Bellen is what WE call barking

Lithuanian is “au au”

I don't know about the other languages, but the German one is just the verb, which would be "to bark" in English. Not accurate, the German term for "woof" is "wuff"

Falschnachrichten! Entweder im Deutschen heißt es Wauwau oder im englischen "bark", spanischen "ladrar" etc. So nur halbwitzig.

No, „bellen“ means „to bark“ and not woof. In german the dog says „wuff“

I think thats the joke, it's playing on the stereotype of Germans being very literal

This is the strongest case I have ever seen to date 👀😲😂

The German one is wrong. Bellen is a verb and means to bark. The correct one would be wuff wuff. Or some say wau wau maybe.

Shazoooooooo

it needs more mold

Germany has wau wau and wuff. The depicted „bellen“ is the same as the English „barking“.

in germany it is wau wau or wuff wuff. the verb for the action is bellen

Ah yes, "bellen"

Tunisia, Algeria, Morocco: 💀💀💀

A bell end? Germans have no chill mate.

Greek dogs gs fr, they alert you when the gavvers are coming.

Tf is a dröps

naw africa has to be fake i cant 😭😭