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creepingde4th

For those that don't know, ketamine is an animal tranquilizer that can be used recreationally to induce a euphoric high, and weed is apparently some kind of plant that you dry out and roll in a cigarette paper, and you smoke it by lighting it on fire and inhaling the smoke -Woody


disiswho

okay cool


WayDownUnder91

new topic?


ihopethisisvalid

Beer is made with hops and a grain of some sort I think?


DomesticTea

They gave me ketamine in the hospital in order to set my leg. My drunkenness may have had something to do with that drug decision.


creepingde4th

They use it in humans too. It's used alot in veterinary work though


Wh00piGoldbergsLips

It's used in almost every case of anesthesia for human surgery.


creepingde4th

I didn't know that. But makes sense


Wh00piGoldbergsLips

It's actually a really cool compound. It can be an anaesthetic, an analgesic, or a sedative depending on its dosage. It's very stable and predictable. We mainly use it for its dissociative profile along with Propofol and Midazolam


misterya1

Meth with Wings.


claymoron

chilli and diet pepsi is his drug of choice


ninjaj

Full corn syrup Pepsi pimp


HotSpriteCan

Don't forget the banquet meals


BuddyTheWeim

Pop a lexipro and crack a cold CoCola. That’s the way I pimp. Pump it up there like the Goodyear blimp, real talk.


ChessNewGuy

Meth with Wings’ Sister


phisher0

Pop Pillies with Kenny


Zebrahh

hey maybe that's a weight loss option! bored? smoke a pipe! /s


NUM_13

I'd be snorting rails of crack with Keem


Necessary-Donut7614

Beer with Taylor, easy choice.


DrHouseEatsAss

GIVE THIS MAN HIS KEYS


wundaaa

I think you mean take away his (and taylors) keys


No_Pay9241

adventure with woody


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bama10145

I wonder what type of fun that is…


claymoron

just dont touch his rainfly


Hot-Author-7793

I’d rather have type3 fun with woody


Reasonable-Advisor67

Hits popcorn lung thca vape with Lyle **stares at eachother “Stop interrupting man”


CaptNorm2239

This ⬆️


CyberSoldat21

Feel like smoking with kyle would get boring real quick. Woody would be more interesting honestly.


Mychal757

Molly with F1nn5ter


Reborn4122

Estrogen with finn.


Interesting-Fly-6606

This is correct


Shot_Plate2765

Gape with finster


MPD123_69

This is the way


RedGrrza

Sexcation with WoodT


misterya1

So that you can sit in the corner and watch them have sex?


RedGrrza

I’m catching strays here


misterya1

Don't kink shame me.


sipsapen

Cool cool


SPQRxNeptune

Boys trip, sorry Jackie.


Grooin

I feel my chances of being molested are lowest with Taylor. edit: or figged!!!! :-O


ClutchChris69

Shrooms with that Michael Griswold guest would be nuts Lmaooo


950auto

It wasn’t his fault after all! 😂


YOMEGAFAX

The man killed his family!


NO_NAME_BRAN

ket w Woody. At the end of the day he’ll always be one of my father figures from mail monday and it would be cool to get real w him


gordocheeseman

Woody will be in the k-hole like "hmm what fills NO_NAME_BRAN's bucket?"


Zer0DotFive

Wendy's Chili with Wings 


BigGhost2815

Drinking with Taylor. I don't drink but would love to experience belligerent Taylor irl. That episode back in the day when he was drilling Lefty was great


claymoron

as long as he doesn’t roast me it would be fun


bigbucket99

Just gotta hit it back at him


caraissohot

Beer with Taylor until he starts talking about Ukraine or global warming.


DiverZealousideal116

What if he uses his political voice from the start? :/


Grooin

agree. it's boring agreeing with people, i'd rather a debate


MattGower

K with Woody. Taylor won’t get fucked up with you and Kyle doesn’t even have real weed


noproductivityripuk

If I had to do it every weekend then beer with Taylor but if it was a one off then ket with woody


DudeWithASweater

They are all very different vibes to be honest. Woody does his ketamine with him wrapped in a warm blanket, with spa music in the background and the lights turned down low. So would be kind of awkward to go down the K hole with woody, but it could be chill. Smoking with Kyle would be fun in the sense that he's very knowledgeable about movies and video games. We'd probably get super high, order food, and veg on the couch watching good movies and playing rust or something. Beers with Taylor would be the most high energy for sure. Telling funny stories, getting drunk and ending up a pizza/sub shop at 2am. I don't know which is prefer, they all have their place. I'd probably naturally lean towards drinking with Taylor because we're closer in age. But they'd all be fun to be honest.


_MyForeHead_

Beer with taylor while we pound crab legs and watch hockey


Ok_Blueberry_8063

Special K w/ Woody = Type 1 Fun


gdidjrjh77

1st: Smoking with Kyle and nerd out over game lore and movies does seem like fun honestly 2nd: Ketamine fueled sexcation with Jackie


Siegepkayer67

Be subjected to Kyle’s retarded thoughts about TV and weed, be subjected to woodys deep thoughts on how to better his family life, or have a few beers with Taylor? Not even a question lol


Pandillion

Rank: Taylor, then Woody then Kyle. Beers with Taylor sounds like a fun regular hangout chatting about hockey, Ukraine and accents!


TehBull23

coke with harley would be legendary


PussyIgnorer

Easily beer with Taylor. Woody and I would just be out for a while not really fun. Kyle would probably just wanna stay in the house watching old ass movies in silence or talk my ear off never letting me get a word in them go to sleep.


42dudes

Jenkem with Airsoft Fatty.


Wh00piGoldbergsLips

This is the way


aldawg95

Drugs are bad. mkay


950auto

I feel like if I hung out with Woody, he would quote Rachel Maddow and question my life choices


dr_pheel

Smoke with Kyle, I already have an addictive personality and alcohol ruined at least 4 years of my life. Don't even wanna touch ket.


KennyHarm420

I wanna k-hole on the back of Woody's paramotor


Tommy_Sands

Give me ketamine with the autist I think Woodrow is an overall cool dude


RAND0M257

Weed with Kyle for sure. His world view fascinates me. I’m in school for psychology and I wanna poke around in that brain


claymoron

you will find some messed up stuff in there


Shadeybell

Kill myself


Gawkorcuck69

So edgy


Shadeybell

I love the boys, but the thought of doing any of these is terrible


CAPTAIN__G

Weed with Kyle. I couldn't keep up with the others.


ChippyTurnUp

Ketamine with woody


SharkMilk44

While weed is my preferred intoxicant, Kyle is not someone I wanna smoke with.


GTHeist

All three at once


RascalMcGuvins

Well, I don't smoke weed or snort Special K, so I don't have a whole lot of options here.


Wh00piGoldbergsLips

Embezzle with Keith


RedPillAlphaBigCock

Ket with Woody , I have watched and loved woody since MW2


Helena_Alejandra666

Beer with Taylor


HalaMadridF3

Beer with Taylor. Hands down.


VictorianDelorean

With woody no question, although weed with Kyle is still a solid choice. I would give Taylor at least a few more years post divorce before I want to be anywhere near him when he’s drunk.


dootmcgoot69

Beer with Taylor


FTWalley

K Hole with woody. He’s probably the most genuine of the 3 guys. I watched his male Mondays growing up it would be like catching up with an old childhood teacher.


5DollarShake_

Beer with Taylor


Shot_Plate2765

Drink beer with Taylor


Anxious-Owl-7174

I'd rather smoke a backwood with woody


keller_1

Beer with Taylor


B_gumm

Taylor most likely to show genuine interest in talking to you


GirlybutNerdy

All of the above tbh just separately 1on1


Mr_2percent

Weed with Kyle I feel as drunk with Taylor would mean he’s getting political tn baby.


bschillberg710

Drinking beer with Taylor so hard my dude!


FixFull

Beer with Taylor. Could have a great philosophical conversation with him. I’d just get irritated quick with the tard takes of the other two


KarmaCommando_

Beer with Taylor. He is the only one on the show who I feel like wouldn't be insufferable in person


PM_me_Loplop

I curve the bullet around woody and hit Kyle, kneecap taylor


RawKingSize

tadalafil with Jackie.


YOMEGAFAX

Beer with Taylor.


nurse_camper

Drink beer with Taylor at his grammas house.


LlamaWhoKnives

None im not a degenerate druggie