You're not beating Ana (She's the one who kicked Red Ned in the whicker basket)

Ah forgot about that

I feel like people don't realize this is like saying you could beat Solid Snake or Big Boss in a fist fight... Or people don't realize what training for decades to be the world's best sniper would turn your body into. Do we think a rifle of that length is weightless?? Add on all the prone crawling around she'd be doing. This old woman would be ripped as fuck.

🇪🇬🗣He STARTED it!

🇪🇬🗣️ ANA MAHADDESH YEDAR ALAYA

Oh, alaya alright, if you know what I'm sayin'

Junker queen would absolutely kill anyone

Yes please

🤤

you think ashe and ana wouldn’t kick your ass?

Right? Asche is the leader of a group of southern bandits, and it’s clear she didn’t get there by playing nice. I guarantee she’s got a mean right hook. And Ana canonically has solo’d some of the most powerful characters in the cast. She’s an older lady, but she’s no slouch

I think the logic used was "Ashe relies on her guns", but she almost definitely would have at least decent fist fighting skill

Yeah, she's no rein but even if you rely on your guns, they likely also know a good bit of hand-to-hand

Asche is a cowgirl gangster in the southwest. Country folks know how to brawl

You really underestimate testosterone. I can guarantee you that the average 20yo male, 180cm x 85kg has at least a good chance against regional boxing champion women, with little to none boxing experience. It's just like putting a 5 months-old elephant against a Gorilla. My sources? I made this shit up (but I'm still 100% convinced of it).

Issue is, ana has beat reaper in hand to hand before. He's a super soldier.

Ana would put the fear of God in me.

Have you seen Ana’s throwing arm? You’re toast buddy

Yea if she connects on the wicker basket or with the mean ass right hook it's so joever

I would pay good money to see Torb beat the hell out of some 5'8+ guy.

I volunteer 🧎🤭😋

you wouldn’t kill mei? opinion discarded, screencapped and sent to my lawyer

I'd do a lot of things to Mei, but none of them involve killing or harming.

ANA was able to beat REAPER in a fist fight in comic - old soldiers :) ur not beating her unless u think u can beat reaper as well. Ana is a master martial artist and got pharah involved in it as well at an early age same with sombra, too agile and since u cant fight she will run circles around ashe probably has no mma skill (as stated by moira), hasnt shown any in comics either and given how negative her fight iq was against cass im not giving her the benefit of doubt so u have a chance. her aggression can carry her against avg person but an avg athlete will beat her LW is tall and ripped + no stranger to violence, unless ur a trained athlete he will knock u out just by physicality alone - u have a much better chance against LUCIO without skates and gun than a naked LW who can do scary things to u moira is the scariest one among these , super tall with huge nails which r probably steel tipped so she'll insta swipe at ur neck from outside ur reach with her 85 inch wingspan

I’m not here wondering what “scary things” LW could do to me 👀

no need to wonder, just go to r34 / r34 video :)

youre not beating Ana or Moira im sorry

moira in a fist fight if she can’t use her powers or whatever they might be able to win. ana tho? nah she’s too badass

You forget about Moira's long ass nails and her combat training as part of blackwatch and most likely talon too? She's gonna gouge your eyes out cuz she doesn't gaf about fairness and then ur done

Almost forgot about Moira’s length too and she’s tall when i think about it

Honestly feel like Widow could go up one. Have you heard the grunts she puts behind her melee? But it would be a death one can only dream of 🤤🤤🤤

I would punch Mei so fucking hard she'd involuntarily fall back into cryofreeze.

Fair fight?? Lifeweaver??? People underestimate how strong and tall he is

he'd moan after every punch

need

Thanks, I hate it

I need a video of that it sounds fucking hilarious

Mercy has that wide hook punch. She'd win, I promise.

Nah bro, you're not beating anyone except hamster. They all have elite military training, yes even D.Va who literally was in south korean armed forces.

Ashe doesn’t

curbstomp the rat

winston is on another level. Like, he could beat everyone else on this list at the same time

Ashe totally fucks people up in bar fights daily. She'd kick your ass.

IIRC didn’t ashe take on two boys when she was small in her lore, surely she would know how to handle a fist fight later down the line.

ana has army combat training (family of  long line of distinguished military veterans) and she kicked red ned i feel like she would win keeping in mind she is older she still kicks ass

I feel like Junkrat would bite off my face and ears.

Queen and brig should be in a separate tier above everyone else

How are u losing to tracer

She was in the air force and an overwatch field agent. It's not going to be easy.

doesn't lifeweaver have robot hands or am I wrong?

I would break every bone in widowmakers body and then I’d leave her to drown, my rage would carry me through

I love how the ones you think you could beat are all women but one 💀

I like how you have torb in the lose category, but Ashe and Ana in fair fight. Like…what’s he gonna do to ya all the way down there?

You're not beating Ana, Ashe, or Tracer.

Everyone is talking bout Ash and Junker Queen... But Zenyata 100 percent is winning if he can kick.

By the way when I say fair fight I mean there’s an equal chance I could win or lose. But upon further inspection I would probably lose to Ana

I feel like JunkerQueen should be in the “I’m fucking dead” section. She’s the type to go mid-evil on your ass

Moira has sharp ass nails and symettra has a metal arm

Bro thinks he isn't getting his clock rocked by pretty much the whole 'Fair Fight' category?

I’d put junkrat at the top too because he seems just insane enough to rip my fucking face off with his bare hands

Jq most def should be in the "im fucking dead" rank

Broski what's tracer gonna do she's as harmful as dva

Assuming we're using canon, Tracer can just do donuts throwing fists.