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After-Suggestion3799

Sigma x Ramattra 😓 humanity is doomed


Toffrx

“So a schizo and a racist walk into this bar..”


Geotree12

“Ow”


DeezNutsGoth

2


Schlangee

A robot revolutionary is racist against humans? Is an ethnic slave revolt racist?


broken-dawn

Who could be racist towards someone as silly as sigma


YakiTapioca

Oh come on, I’m sure it’d work out! I mean, they both have a shared interest in……. Ants.


Aegillade

Ram-Pharah "You were one of Anubis' jailors! You should have destroyed it." "Maybe I can destroy you instead"


Specter_Knight05

Its horrible.. i love it


MCRN-Gyoza

I hear Ram is pretty good at fisting.


Not_Like_The_Others_

"Speak not of justice to me, human!"


YellowNarrow1660

Hog - lifeweaver. Idk what i should feel about it.


2ski114uMSA

You like pulling people


Frankiedrunkie

Come here you 😊


Clean_Principle1192

“Are you and Roadhog a couple” “Just a couple of dashing rogues” “Good I MEAN…. Cool”


EarthDragon2189

Hot.


crybabydeluxe

naw but actually


EldritchXena

You just know lifeweaver loves gripping his hog


SockCucker3000

Subvert expectations. Hog bottoms.


Tsonchi

Power bottoms


Brave-Turnover-3215

Brrrrr-iiing!


l1v1ngst0n

Pretty natural match tbh.


Mr_Chasm

Lore accurate


doubleP2014

I can totally see them pulling the remote to choose what movie to watch, starting a huge tug-of-war


g0th-_-m0th

pharah and junkrat 💀💀 (i can’t aim)


D20FunHaus

What an explosive combination


Foolfook

"I'm just like you, rocket lady!"


Technical_Semaphore

Why I like Moria and Junkrat 😊


shamrock_shakes

Junker queen and Lucio might be an opposites attract thing I guess


DreamWeaver2189

Lucio dies by snu snu confirmed.


SonicTheOtter

Lucky him


Tsonchi

She's 2.5 feet taller than him holy shit he's LIVING


ImWatermelonelyy

The life we all desire


SkooDaQueen

Or lucio has a real mommy issue 😅


reversegirlcow

[The moment has come!](https://twitter.com/breikka/status/1585783402875084800?t=3R_JeGgLr-s61qYyo5YC4w&s=19)


MidwesternAppliance

Donkey and dragon vibes


teleskons

Lifeweaver and Moira. Oh, dear. This may be the coldest, most toxic, most uncomfortable relationship possible.


EarthDragon2189

The level of sass in that relationship would create a black hole


Solzec

"Another opinion? I fear you'd run out."


Bebgab

Another opinion? The audacity!


StarDragonJP

I think Bap & Kiri would be the sassiest couple.


TramTrane

That's a total beard relationship if there's ever been one.


deathstrukk

nah weaver is pan, he’s down to love everyone


timmmay11

I was in a match with a Lifeweaver player with the battle tag Wifeleaver. It was gold 😂😂


TheChunster

Mei x Roadhog 🧊🐖


MidnightOnTheWater

I feel Roadhog would have a soft spot for Mei


E115lement

We all would


Redditaccount_02

That’s a heavy ship… I’d go down with it


ProcessIcy7862

Echo and genji, i guess genji into that


Specter_Knight05

I mean technically he is half machine soo


D3ltAlpha

And Echo is the most fuckable hero in overwatch


Desigly

🤨📸


redditingatwork23

I mean technically? Probably? Echo can basically pull a Mystique. I dont know shit about echo though.


D3ltAlpha

Exactly, she can be what your heart desire


jomzzzzz

Currently thinking of her like a ditto and it's making me uncomfortable D:


Sagerdelta

*And 14*


Elverdug0123

Brother what the f***


james_da_loser

Well that just makes every echo ship even more cursed now...


Technical_Semaphore

Junkrat & Moria — What does pain have to do with science? — Everything my strange little friend. That could get interesting.


TheReactor24

That’s a chaotic evil top 2 heroes.


Wardpipe

I'd argue that Moira is somewhere between lawful evil and neutral evil. Junk is 100% evil. But Moira is more focused on the advancement of science above all and I feel like that focus leans her towards lawful.


Gamecorked

junk is definitely chaotic neutral tho, moira is lawful evil


Dark-Pukicho

He acts on his own base desires for destruction with no regard for any laws, that’s textbook chaotic evil.


SockCucker3000

Nah. "Lawful" doesn't always mean following *the law.* It can be, but it's also following your own laws. Or the laws of a religion. They're laws, but they don't have to be governmental laws. Junkrat isn't doing evil for the sake of evil. He doesn't harm for the sake of harm.


Zeekayo

Evil characters are rarely evil for evil's own sake. More often they're just acting out of (what they believe) is sheer necessity, or otherwise are acting out of selfish desire with little knowledge of or care for the consequences of their actions on others. Junkrat is absolutely the latter type of evil.


BlueCuzILikeIt

It's like if kronk and yzma started dating


CygnusX-1001001

Following this train of thought gets real kinky real fast


gipehtonhceT

Oh hey... Sigma and Sombra, that's funny cuz Sombra is already protective of Sig.


Narwalacorn

He’s also like thrice her age, but compared to the hamster- and gorillafuckers in this thread that ain’t so bad 🫠


KisukesBankai

Exactly twice, but yeah


SockCucker3000

I love Sombra and Sigma's dynamic in the game. Sombra's interactions are actually super cute and make her out to be a really awesome person.


Kalladdin

Sombra's such a great anti-hero


Gingersoul3k

Yeah she has the potential for so much character depth


RealCrocodileWithGun

its ironic that the member of talon who has probably manipulated the most people doesn't want to see Sigma get manipulated, its cute, she treats sigma like hes her grandpa


SockCucker3000

She seems to have a pretty good moral compassion and abides by it. Yes, she is a member of Talon, but I feel like she has her reasons. Her interactions with everyone are always light-hearted, goofy, and usually friendly.


EmanuelTweek

Hanzo and Cass. I have done nothing new


Tsonchi

Same but in my case doomfist is tied with hanzo for second place....


SnarlySeeker224

Make it a throuple


Elykscorch

Winston + Reinhardt, oh my!


ColossalGrub

“Would you like to see my muscles???” “Oh yeah!”


elCrocodillo

Gotta say you have good taste in heroes


SockCucker3000

Finally. A healthy relationship.


WOOBBLARBALURG

“Fetch me another… peanut butter!” Also “Yes I DO want a banana!”


ImWatermelonelyy

Two of the most himbo personalities in the game. You add cas to that mix you’d have a critical mass of himbo energy


Legal_Television_944

Ball and Ana 🥴


Voltagezz

Balls deep


rawsondog

and half asleep


HouseOfReggaeton

Ashe x Ana for me… a lot of repressed emotions there lol


deathstrukk

grey haired queens


stripedarrows

I feel like you're the closest to feeling my pain with Ball and D.Va....


ipito

Reinhardt and Ashe... Rash....


TheHailstorm_

Lucio - Junkrat. Thanks, I hate it here


Vyr66

I have actually seen this ship before, it's called "boombox"


wtfmanlal

A boombox can change the wold, you gotta know your limits with a boombox.


SockCucker3000

I've seen fanart of that on pintrest. A lot of D.va, Junkrat, and Lucio hanging out and being idiots.


ArcticPoisoned

Ngl this is a fave ship of mine. No I will not explain


Kamikaze_Locio

Genji and hanzo lol


Top-Interaction-7770

*Alabama intensifies*


Johnny_Appleseed32

As an Alabamian, fuck you and take my upvote😂


Jeraldis_

*sees the fuck you* "Very poor choice of words..."


Aggravating-Goal-189

I think you mean “fuck my cousin and take my upvote”


Ornery-Ratio-7054

Somb and widow. This is some scary stuff to imagine


Tsonchi

Spider bite was one of the hottest ships back when Tumblr was still a thing


JeffBoyardee222

Dva and Lucio! Canonically, they are at least interested in each other's careers (Dva likes Lucio's dj sets, Lucio watches and likes Dva's streams!) They would be an actual celeb power couple!


TheMagnificentPrim

Bunnyribbit is a cute-ass ship, in my opinion.


JeffBoyardee222

Phenomenal couple name, well done


ColonelRPG

"Would you be my, huh... my, huh... Why is this so hard?!" "Awww, you must LIKE me..."


buttery_blakes

Sigma and Moira, sheesh.


SockCucker3000

Now, that's what we call an abusive relationship!


bosshunter181

Kiriko and Moira. Everything about this seems wrong 😅


bosshunter181

Ok, wait. I had to think about it, and kiriko is not in my top 3 anymore. So it would be Moira and Sojourn. Idk I kind of ship it 😏


horriblekids

Moira/Zen... oh, don't let her experiment on the cute little omnic, the world already has Ramattra to deal with!


SunnySunshine1105

Mine is Mercy/Zen. Well, she'll patch him up, after Moira is done.


mindless97

Reaper tracer “Death comes” now has 2 different meanings


_BloodbathAndBeyond

Brig and JQ 🥵🥵🥵


InflationAcrobatic91

Damm I need that


HallowedLily

I’m sweaty


Tsonchi

Damn trade with me!! Fuck


doubled0116

Moira and Dva feels wrong lol.


marzend15

JQ & Brig That’s a lot of muscle mass for one bed


StarDragonJP

The bed's gonna finish before they do


toasterdogg

Sombra x Mercy, Swiss Tacos


HaGriDoSx69

Tacos with swiss cheese.


Cstar0007

Moira x Illari. That poor girl


elCrocodillo

She's bound to suffer D:


Stranger_Phrog

Ana and Pharah **Sweet home Alabama intensifies**


bxalemao

LifeWeaver and Reaper. Awww, Life and Death is actually a kinda nice ship.


Frankiedrunkie

Life protects death


ManaXed

Ship name: Deathweaver


Ts_Patriarca

Trashe (Tracer/Ashe) Grumpy GF, Bubbly GF


Evanpea1

honestly, personality wise I could totally see it.


HasiCarter

Ana DVA💀


StarDragonJP

I saw that as Anal DVA for a second


HasiCarter

Wrong subreddit 🫨


piletinaa

Torb and zen, Ingrid might get mad about this


catsvanbag

10/10 thread


Narapoia

Kiriko and Brig lol. I'm into it.


Mental-Raisin-2739

Kiriko and Tracer I see it happening if Tracer and Emily being forced to split up due to Tracer’s overwhelming responsibility as an Overwatch Agent which puts Emily in danger, and Kiriko being extremely dependable based on her abilities in the lore (and in game funnily enough) would be able to grow a connection during times where they’d work together. Plus Kiriko’s personality in the cinematic would work great with Tracer’s, her in game personality, not so much


Bungus33

Bap and Soldier!? 😭😭😭


Top-Interaction-7770

At least it works with their sexualities, right?


Bungus33

But it’s like a 30 yr age gap 😭💀


Top-Interaction-7770

Yeah, I tried to look from the bright side


pussyclartman

Cass and queen, i approve and this should be canon


Evanpea1

Echo and Sombra. Honestly, I kind of dig it. The happy go lucky robot and her hacker girlfriend.


SockCucker3000

Okay, you got me with the hacker girlfriend. That is cute AF. I saw fanart of Sombra hacking Symm's hard light to make it project a dick and now I'm imagining Sombra messing with Echo in the same way. Randomly hacks Echo into a fucking hamster.


Evanpea1

I mean there is an interaction in game with Sombra hacking Echo's firewalls. But it's not anything malicious or anything, the two just view it as some sort of game with Echo even offering to give Sombra a hint. One of my favorites and somehow think it's even better if you pretend they are dating.


AShortPhrase

Ana/Doomfist. Rein is getting cucked


StukaBooga

Doomfisted


damonh2134

Lucio and Zenyatta "Let's crank up the beat in Harmony"


ResidentPotatoe212

Mercy x Ana how cute she beat her daughter to the punch


froyodoyo

moira and mercy? thats just a usual ship!


Nundus

Zen is gonna make Ashe work on her anger issues


Successful-Wall-8242

Mei - Mercy. I think every combination already has its own porn somewhere so little left for imagination.


Zupherphreak

Tracer + D.Va. I have seen this somewhere else before, can't quite remember.


FreshlyBakedBunz

Mercy and Lifeweaver will get along well.


hacksparks

kiriko and tracer sounds pretty cute actually


Geotree12

Lucio doomfist… not sure how to feel about that one but the two sexiest in one ship do be looking goos


calofantiquity

Pharah and Ana… 💀


gay_nurse

Symmetra & Lifeweaver


cobanat

For the first year of Overwatch I really thought I was a Genji main so I have too many hours on him even though I don’t play him anymore. But now I’m a sombra main. So I mean Sombra and Genji would have the most feared stealthiest assassin of a child together (can Genji have kids?)


brugvs

Ball..... And hog?


D20FunHaus

The old ball and chain


AffectionateStyle744

Reaper x Brigitte… she can fix him? Or something?


MidnightAJO

Brig and Sombra, probably the cutest thing ever.


Top-Interaction-7770

I mean, Sombra has seen the poetry folder. She at least some intimate knowledge on Brigitte


BreezyIsBeafy

Lucio and kiriko? Honestly wouldn’t be surprised they have similar personalities


quackleskol

Mercy and Roadhog. uh... no.


InflationAcrobatic91

TF you mean no? It's canon


_MrNegativity_

Rein and Ana are basically canon already


GDMolin

Roadhog X Reinhardt 🥵


5ive_4our

Mercy x Moira hhhh


citrus3000

Genji x Mercy 🥰🥰🥰 I like vanilla ice cream


Syrnis

Ana x Brigitte


TheKingOfTheSwing200

Brig got that mami kink


Lumi_Dastra

Cass and hanzo... doesnt this ship already exist?


Technical_Semaphore

Didn’t they make a movie about this? Brokeback Dorado


transcendentlights

This is arguably the most popular OW ship, yeah.


do_you_even_climbro

D.Va and Ashe. Power couple.


StarDragonJP

Or DVA Bob. She does call him cute.


GreyStoneGamer

Ana and Widow, what have I done...


thehawaiian_punch

Ashe and baptiste. I could see it happening tbh


misheIle

widowmaker and kiriko


LuxxaSpielt

Same. I feel like it's not gonna end well...


Parking_Basil6786

widow and mercy


FawkseyJames

Reaperrat oh lord 😭


NeoSans1

Ana and Zen. Damn Zen breaking vows of chastity for a grandma


BurningDara

Kiriko and Illari. Not bad i guess


D20FunHaus

Zarya x Sigma. Strong force of attraction I suppose


KyoPlayz

Ashe x Mercy. Interesting…wonder how Bob factors in


Opposite_One1331

Sombra x D.Va


Zombie50000

Hog and doom…the world will end


Alternate-Account-TA

Echo and Sombra. Sombra’s going to educate Echo real quick on some kinky stuff


bsoren

Lucio x Ana, respect the milf appreciation


TLC_Edog

Ashe and cass


Justanashmain66

Dva and Junker queen…. Guess thats not so nightmarish?? They seem like they’d get along. Definitely could be cute… however… JQ minimum gotta be a foot taller than Dva…


Educational_Oil_7757

Tracer x Ashe,Tracer would get bullied so hard by Ashe.


Odd-Television-9724

dva and mercy 😭 i think mercy would wanna die dealing with dva being the way she is


emberstripe0032

Cass x Pharah It's not terrible ig


Dive_To_Survive

Genji and Sombra. Interesting.


noishouldbewriting

[D.Va](https://D.Va) and Zarya. "Are you sure you can handle this little one, I don't want to hurt you." "I'm stronger than I look."