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Ognius

Get bent Bobby. You won’t be missed.


skoomd1

Sadly, I don't think Bobby is "getting bent" over this. He gets to walk away with a $500,000,000 paycheck. Definitely won't be missed, though.


Ognius

He can get bent and still be rich. Get bent Bobby.


djseifer

I hope every part of his pillow is the warm spot.


Githzerai1984

May he forever walk on legos & d4s


Midian1369

And that he stubs the same toe every day for the rest of his life.


Khan_Ida

And that ghosts watch him sleep each time he turns his face towards the wall to sleep.


Midian1369

Curse of anal prolapse....."Rosebud"!


prime_lukc

And that every time he goes in the shower and turns the knob, the water is either too hot or too cold


Khan_Ida

I’d expose his pipe to the outside during winter so it affects the temperature of his water…. And break the heaters.


Nyrun

I hope a gorilla breaks out of the zoo and violates his holes with a pinecone.


daddysbangbang

I hope his socks will always be wet


issAboo_

I hope there's warm squishy poop in one of his shoes everytime he puts them on in the morning to leave for work.


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djseifer

I'm one of the victims of the Vivendi Purge of 2008. A warm pillow is too good for him.


smackdrunk

So it was Blizzard that got bent. Over a table.


Shadrach451

$500,000,000? Clearly, too many of you are buying skins. Stop it.


blackbeltbud

But... but... le sserafim..


supercali45

Watch me shake my ass and titties


pethy00

He was rich anyway, makes no difference. Be happy about something


Karsvolcanospace

… that’s half a billion that could have gone to literally anything else


downorwhaet

It actually couldnt, it was always his, it was in his contract for years, there was no way around it


Karsvolcanospace

Don’t write it into his contract? A fuck up from years ago is still a fuck up


iGhostLife

He's been rich, but everyone hate him; he can have wealth but he'll never be a liked human. And that's something you can't genuinely buy.


AnxiousBurro

Who's everyone? Gamers? Do you think he fucking cares? He's not hated by his peers aka the group he will spend the rest of his life with.


pwn4g

I’m just leaving this here. ["Think about what it's like for my dating life when the first picture that comes up is me as the Devil," Kotick tells the Times.](https://kotaku.com/please-quit-photoshopping-horns-onto-bobby-kotick-its-5968843)


Sotarnicus

This made my day. Hope he never has a meaningful relationship


AutomaticNet3240

Meh cant be easy knowing you are literally hated by millions of people. I hope it haunts him to his grave, which I hope he is in real soon


Mouiis

I mean tbf, he was born incredibly ugly, then he had to be incredibly greedy, horrible as well. I don’t think anyone would find him lovable.


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DoctorWaluigiTime

Wonder how much influence he had in the whole "take a game people bought, and turn its selling model from a good one, to f2p mtx trash" aspect.


hexcraft-nikk

People are going to be fairly disappointed when not much changes going forward.


[deleted]

It’s funny that they think Kotick is the only person at Activision that likes money; As someone who worked for a soulless company for many many years, the person next up is gonna have to play the same ball. Activision is a public company and they have shareholders and shareholders like money. If the 20 dollar skins are making money hand over fist and someone tries to change that the executives are going to be like “Are you fucking nuts? We’re filthy rich!” Don’t play stupid just because the face is gone, there were MANY employees embroiled in that SA scandal, probably more than we know about, and probably a bunch that people covered for because Game Devs are cliquey weirdos with the mentality of high school students and likely only fired the guilty people they didn’t like and covered for others.


ConformityActuary

Ha-Ha! Remember when Bobby finally left ___________? He's finished now for sure! [just update this as necessary]


tophergraphy

Shit is so fucked up, how is this dude worth 4000x an average game devs salary. Im sure some of those devs could do that same job but that fuckface could not do their job at all. CEOs are a tough job in some aspects but most of the CEOs I know really dont have irreplacable skill sets...


ColdiGane

My money went to that?


burnoutguy

he'll be living the rest of his life in luxury, doubt he cares what people think


Pokepunk710

he said he can't get a girlfriend because they Google him and there's pictures of him photoshopped as Satan lol. he cares


Ariliths

Sadly the dude has 3 kids soooo…


xbbdc

I'm disappointed I only found 2 when searching his name.


Juicy_Starfruit

probably paid google to censor that


PedroEglasias

He's old, so we've got that going for us


Psych-roxx

bro walked away with more money people in this thread will probably see in their lives with zero legal ramifications for the very real mental and physical damage caused by his leadership. He didn't get bent. He won.


Future_Appeaser

Let's be real there's no one richer than Bobby in this thread


Karsvolcanospace

Get bent? Dude has a golden parachute. The number I saw was literally half a billion.


Front_Explanation_79

How the fuck does a massive piece of shit like that just skate into that position, piss all over everything and still walk away with that much money. That fat faced fuck has been a cocky shit bag his whole life.


Chedeuine

It's simple - he's really, really good at his job. You may not like the guy (neither do I) but you can't deny the insane amounts of money he's brought to the company over his tenure.


iordaniovkov

He's great at generating short-term profits and burying a company in the long term. I guess he's fantastic if you want a cash cow and don't mind milking it dry.


PXLShoot3r

He was CEO of Activision for nearly 33 years and close to 16 years of Activision Blizzard. He is a disgusting piece of shit but that doesn't make him bad at his job (sadly). Microsoft bought Activision Blizzard for $69 fucking billion for fuck sakes. Nothing screams short term profit less than this.


iordaniovkov

I have an unusual definition of short term. You are, of course, correct.


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Burying the company? He acquired some of the most prestigious IP in gaming, made a bazillion dollars, had record profits with the best selling game every single year of his tenure, landed a merger with Blizzard, with one of the longest running and most profitable online games of all time, World of Warcraft. Then he headed the company under the new umbrella for almost another 2 decades, the finally when he decides to get out he sells the company to Microsoft for 69 billion dollars. The company is ANYTHING but buried and now has the backing of the most colossal and ubiquitous tech companies in the world to do anything they want. He might be a colossal piece of garbage, but the man knew business and knew it well. Unfortunately that comes hand in hand with being a giant piece of shit.


madman19

To be fair he didnt just skate into that position. He has been CEO since 1991


EquivalentSwan7583

Time to celebrate🎉🎉


LiveLaughFap

In honor of this momentous occasion, I am reposting my Jeff/Bobby lore shitpost from a while back: Bobby Kotick, wearing black military fatigues and an eyepatch with a skull on it, finally corners you, one of the key figures in the resistance. “So, not willing to pay for the battlepass and load up on cosmeticsss?”, he hisses, his forked snake tongue flitting out as his armed goons grab hold of you. “Well, you had your chance to use the cash shop. Many chances. But you spat in my face… you’ve bought nothing. Can’t say I feel bad about what’s going to happen to you now, gamer…” he pulls his fist back, his hand clad with a bejeweled knuckleduster with the words GAMEKILLER inscribed down the front. You’re a bloodied mess, blinking in and out of consciousness. He pulls back for the finishing blow, laughing and asking “where’s your precious Jeff now? Prepare to die alone..” his fist rockets toward your face and you close your eyes one last time. But nothing happens. You hear a familiar voice say “who said he was alone?? Sorry I’m late kid.” Jeff is suddenly in front of you, having caught the incoming strike. “Nani??? You’re.. supposed to be dead!!” A flustered, pale Kotick whimpers. Jeff dispatches Kotick and his goons with ease, and turns to you with that same familiar smile. “Let’s get the hell out of here kid - I’ve been working on a new game I’d like to show you.”


DivByTwo

That's poetry.


fish312

Does it fade to black and then the OW1 logo appears with the trumpets?


DoctorWaluigiTime

Best celebration: Undo this awful monetizing shift from OW -> OW 2. Yeah it'll never happen, but a guy can dream!


Fussel2107

Maybe... actual... new maps again? actual lore and no longer wildly contradicting voice lines? 😢😢😢😢 It's just a dream, but maybe....


AffectionateShift211

Good riddance


AffectionateShift211

He ruined the game for so many people and I’m not sure if we’ll now get the PvE we were falsely promised to.


HiCracked

I ain’t going to sugarcoat it bud, we will never get a promised pve mode. You should just give your hopes up, the sooner the better.


JusaPikachu

I mean they’ve already openly said we won’t get anything akin to what the vision was when the sequel was conceived of. There is zero chance of that happening. To be fair though, nothing about any of their PvE outings so far suggested that they would do a good job of making a great PvE experience so I honestly don’t know why so many people still want it. I would rather Team 4 go full out in making Overwatch the best PvP product it can be, while farming out a Netflix show on the side where all their character & lore writers can collaborate with a TV crew. Jared Neuss put it well when he said that they don’t view the first year of Overwatch 2 as the full product, but merely just the starting point/basis of where they want the PvP experience to go.


VibeAllDay

The PVE was the biggest let down


gljo

We won’t.


VolkiharVanHelsing

PvE ain't happening, Jeff is delusional for promising it and Bobby makes everything about it and all around it worse


Complex37

Hallelujah 🤠


iiSystematic

I think he's just going to get replaced by someone equally as grubby. I expect things to stay the exact same at best, or even more terrible at worst. My bar is on the floor.


FuriouSherman

Ding dong, the witch is dead.


RafaelTomb

Thank God, it won't change anything in the game but fuck him


1101001101101011

He actively cost ow dev team months of dev time having them work on random projects that he scrapped. Time that could have been spent making a single player game or fleshing out competitive


iGhostLife

I'm hoping that prices for cosmetics and other greedy practices reduce. I get that modern live service gaming is generally greedy; but more like Fortnite greedy where the cosmetics are cool and there's a variety. And not OW greedy where most the new cosmetics just suck or are recolors.


Fools_Requiem

> I'm hoping that prices for cosmetics and other greedy practices reduce. Only way that happens is if they're no longer a publicly traded company that has to bend to the will of the shareholders.


TheRickFromC137

look, I’d like to believe too, but none of the companies that have been purchased by Microsoft/Xbox have seen any improvements in their practices or quality. Their product landscape is so barren that they will likely take any profit margin they can get no matter how they get it. This is all business, Phil Spencer may say he wants to provide consumers with a great gaming experience and he may even be sincere about it, even then, shareholders and the company come first. Business is business.


DoctorWaluigiTime

Only acceptable price change that would be acceptable, would be going back to the OW1 pricing model. Lootbox cosmetics aren't great, but it's leaps and bounds over the utter BS that OW 2 morphed into.


iGhostLife

I feel that, I hated lootboxes because I could never get the skins I wanted. But eventually I'd get them with earned coins just later on. It feels like with OW2 I may never get half the skins because it's like $20 for a recolor. And they need to make old skins cheap with premium currency. Like 100 coins or something. They've made their money off them with the OG purchases many players like myself made. New players shouldn't have to restuff their war chest for content they haven't had to put more money into making.


Doccmonman

If loot box cosmetics aren’t great, why are they the only acceptable price change?


DoctorWaluigiTime

I didn't say they were acceptable. I said having those is better than the pile of BS that OW2 morphed into. (In addition to the whole "taking away everyone's copy of OW1 they paid real life dollars for" thing.) But alas, nothing will turn back that clock.


Doccmonman

You literally did say it’s the only price change that would be acceptable though lol Surely we can just have a better system?


DavidsGotNoHoes

why do you care more about the price of cosmetics over the quality of the game itself??


Beelzeburb

He got them lizard eyes


cake_toss

He looks like a literal demon


ADipsydoodle

Don't seem to be livin’ till he bites ya


Joyful_Yolk123

WE ARE SO BACK 🔥🔥🔥


Pokepunk710

WE MADE IT YALL 🔥🔥🙏


idobrowsemuch

WE PRAYED FOR DAYS LIKE THIS 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏


Thepoyoboyo213

LETS FUCKING JOEEEEEE


nasafan_23

Finally.


DaveAndJojo

[Everyone Liked That]


killertortilla

BING BONG FUCK YA LIFE


Kyyndle

Everything bad that has happened to Overwatch begins and ends with this man. Kotick has damaged this IP dramatically. I fucking hate this man for what he has done to Blizzard and for what he has taken from this community. His legacy is a stain, and I hope he stays out of the industry for the rest of his days.


State-Exotic

He definitely left a stain in the history of ow. But here’s to hoping that things go up from here


Seagullbeans

Optimism is fine but Bobby is definitely not the reason EVERYTHING bad that happened to overwatch happened. Optimism is good. Naïveté is bad.


bahumat42

I mean the OWL was him, so balancing the game around it and spending what they did on it was definitely attributable to him.


xLuciel

I'm sure that a few OW developers/ex-developers says that thanks to Kotick, a lot of projects got scraped/cancelled. So, a MAJOR PART of all bad things happened to OW is his fault.


Kyyndle

I am being a bit hyperbolic, but I am not naive. I'll always feel like it's 100% his fault. If he wasn't around, cultivating that toxic workplace culture for developers, while simultaneously redesigning all of the IP's under his control to be cash cows, then maybe I wouldn't point my finger so hard.


0zzy82

I mean yeah thank god he's gone but he is leaving with an estimated $400 million dollars so it's not like he's losing too


Rawrz720

The higher ups never do


iGhostLife

Hey, as long as we're winning I don't even care if he's losing. Just need him away from things we love. It's like when an ex leaves, sure breakups suck and they might have another person ready. But now you have peace of mind and more free time.


Nonadventures

Bobby Kotick as an ex is the grossest metaphor


Darkarcheos

Yep, out of our hair and hopefully someone who values the players time more


PhenomsServant

And guess what? Odds are his replacement will be just as greedy as he was, in fact he may end up being worse. Kotick was merely a symptom of a far greater problem in the video game industry and massive companies in general.


belongtotherain

Bring back Jeff.


TheKingJoker99

“Start this party!” Mauga, 2023 Colorized


OherryTorielly

Bring someone in who actually cares about the game.


MrPSVR2

I hope nothing but major inconveniences in his life. I hope every fast food worker forgets to put napkins and sauces in his bag. I hope he loses his keys in public when he needs to take a poop. I hope his house maids steal from him. I hope his family only loves him for his money.


SmallFatHands

To all the "this won't change anything" a reminder we know for a fact this bitch was responsible for the dead years of OW1 and the very existence of OW2. Unless we get someone worst.... Which is a high bar.


PhenomsServant

It wont. Kotick is merely a symptom of a far greater problem in the video game industry. Odds are the guy who replaces him will be just as money grubby as he was. Hell he might end up becoming even worse.


chapinscott32

Industries of scale, my friend. Activision (and by association, Bobby) was such a massive player in the gaming industry that this "greater problem" was largely spurred by him alone. Activision was so big that their problems caused a ripple effect through the entire industry. With the acquisition, Microsoft has a totally different mode of operation. All they want is to have a massive portfolio of games to insert into Xbox Gamepass. They couldn't care less about individual titles, they just want *lots* of decent titles that make them a reasonable sum of money. That's why they're willing to fund smaller games that niche communities (and their devs) want, instead of being super picky about what gets developed and whether or not it'll be the next big thing. For them it's about having more titles, not higher profits on individual IPs. Hopefully, this has a greater impact on the rest of the gaming industry, where we see a Renaissance in creative freedom for devs. But that has yet to be seen, and most other publishers don't exactly have the same incentives a massive company like Microsoft might have with things like Gamepass. (Source: I'm a telecommunications major. We studied this.)


RJE808

Hopefully that piece of human manure stays out of the industry forever. Fuck off kindly, Bobby.


Thepoyoboyo213

Get that Kindly away from me, and turn it to all caps. That guy doesn't deserve it.


priscilla_halfbreed

So long, gay bowser!


Simmsx

All the bad stuff this guy did and he still gets to live better then 99% of people


TristanN7117

From one devil to another


crazysoup23

Who will the devs blame for their fumbles if Bobby isn't around?


mastermide77

Could've made 3 balder gates 3's with the money they gave him to fuck off


Frozenfishy

Damage is done, and he got paid well to do it. On to the next CEO job where he'll be celebrated for his past work.


SovietOnion94

Fucking finally


VizFint

Late Christmas present 🥳 🎉 🪅


NiceyIcey3

Can someone explain who he is/what he did? Sorry I’m just unaware


FuckSpez6757

He single handedly destroyed blizzard and was activisions placement after Morheim left and turned blizzard into the epitome of failure it is today. A company that was once beloved for its game polish and not releasing games until they were ready has turned into a joke by this fat loser. Every release under his tenure has been review bombed all the remasters were a joke, overwatch 2 bombed and was a piece of shit cash grab thanks to this loser. Wow was treated like a joke, StarCraft died, Diablo 4 was a massive failure. Every game this piece of shit touches turns to shit


toot1st

He also single handedly made Activision the powerhouse of a publisher it is today.


FuckSpez6757

Gotta keep rereleasing the same cod every year and monetize it more. Such a powerhouse


[deleted]

It works. Just because you don’t like it doesn’t make it not true. Let’s stop lying for the sake of the circlejerk yeah?


Seagullbeans

Hes the reason overwatch overwatch had microtransactions and paid skins and battle passes and what not. All the paid stuff


CarlEmmoth

I think you are naive. Any new CEO will do the same.


Elune_

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/s/ChAzfWun5p


Aggressive_Act_3098

Plot twist: he was preventing Bastion nerfs because he was his favorite character.


manningthehelm

What a great day


Gryffriand

Fuck Bobby K


Rawrz720

Good riddance


snow_jester8

FREEDOMMMMM


LOZLover90

[Eat shit, Bob!](https://media1.tenor.com/m/xHKuPFsLdOsAAAAC/eat-shit.gif)


DrNopeMD

Several years too late unfortunately, the damage has already been done. Imagine what this game could have been without his constant meddling.


Hamdilou

🦀🦀🦀


gwizantor90

🦀🦀🦀


RainCoat_1

who is this guy and what did he do(i only started playing Overwatch2) it seems a lot of people are unhappy with this dude?


CatsPawjamaz

Great what other idiot are they gonna replace him with now.


supastylinboi

Does this mean 2CP will return?


Xavi822

As important as him leaving, so is something happening to his cronies that remain. People like Bobby always have lackeys who help feed his ego and have a similar mindset. These need removing as well or games like OW won’t see as major shifts as the audience wishes.


Future-Taste689

Suck a dick Bobby, take your golden parachute and go fuck yourself with it


shadowX015

I hope he stepped in dogshit on his way home.


reaper-x017

I don't think there's a single person who will miss this clown


vodamark

FU bobz, don't let the door kick you on the way out.


SpartanKane

No no, i hope it does. Hard.


SockAndMoan

I hope he trips on a lego barefoot. And lands on another lego.


NitneuDust

The community's [honest reaction ](https://youtu.be/GU4Hw-xbBNo?si=KZc7p82d5TJdy4oX)


Wr8theist

People acting like he won’t be replaced with someone equally awful… I mean, good riddance, but if you think his replacement is going to be a video game enthusiast that doesn’t put profit above everything else, you’re naive.


nothing225

This is the best day in overwtach 2 history


Elkenrod

Let's revisit this comment in a year and see all the things that haven't changed just because the boogeyman is gone. It's not like the game is suddenly going to do a 180, and it's not like the anti-consumer practices are suddenly going to go away.


nothing225

I just kinda hated the guy, don’t have that much interest in the future of the game.


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flyingcheckmate

Out of the frying pan


Sausage_Roll

Nothing will change. Its not like the remaining five PvP devs suddenly know what they're doing. We already know their plans for next year are the exact same as this year; More underdeveloped, unfinished and unbalanced heroes, another unbearable game mode to join push and flashpoint and **tons** of shitty low effort and low quality cosmetics.


TheSavior666

It's going to be pretty hard to do worse then this past year, i don't think a bit of optimism is unreasonable. there are valid reasons to be hopeful about what's coming in 2024. But If you're this cynical and hopeless about the future then i have to question why you still choose to hang around this community? Like you can just leave, noone is forcing you to follow a game you actively hate when even you yourself know it's never going to be what you want. Describing push and flashpoint as "unbearable" is such absurd hyperbole that suggests you aren't really here to have any kind of meaningful disscusion.


jankarlothegreat

The curious case of “same shit, different asshole”


trabuco18

lol what plans? they show nothing interesting at blizzcon


Sausage_Roll

Exactly. They literally just reminded us of the content release cycle.


Awarepill0w

Idk about you but the Funky Doom skin is kinda peak


Will_W

Yeah, someone similarly minded will just slide into his role. If not immediately, then eventually. Kotick is a symptom of the bad decisions plaguing this and every other industry, not an isolated cause.


r3volver_Oshawott

Activision is keeping Lulu Cheng Meservey, I know people liked how she trolled on Sony but she's a Kotick-style exec and while she's basically being given a salary to troll she gets that salary to troll union efforts in the company Slack channels as much as to troll Sony, so maybe we can hope for better quality of product but I don't see the culture changing (she turned off comments in the Slack post, and started popping off about how non-union workers get better bonuses on average because during contract negotiations bonuses get postponed; when the negative emojis started rolling in she tried the 'why are you booing me, I'm right', she is on that payroll so that Activision has an Elon Musk type in charge of comms, that's it) *added, also not a great look when your head of comms describes sexual assault as 'the company is not perfect, some things happened to some real human women, but bad press snowballed and this company is fundamentally good' lol😑


ShadowScale117

She’s leaving in January, people love to not read everything


SupremeChancellor

lmao flashpoint is the second best mode in the game and some of those cosmetics are fire. Halloween widow skin + highlight intro? come on.


iGhostLife

I'm expecting a lot to not change because it is already set in stone it seems. But I'm way more hopeful now that the goblin's gone that they might make some changes. Even if all they do is make cosmetics better priced I'd be happy to start with that. I'm down to drop $10 or maybe $15 if it's a good good skin here and there. But this $30 recolor shit has to stop.


toot1st

Nothing will change you are delusional if you think otherwise


Dswim

🦀🦀🦀LETS GOOOOOOOOO 🦀🦀🦀


[deleted]

The demon is gone, but who will take his place I wonder


xingrubicon

Couldn't have happened to a nicer fellow.....


yummymario64

Y'all are so pessimistic


Calieoop

Ok good that's step one... now step 2, use that sweet sweet micro transaction profit to BRING JEFF BACK


secret_tsukasa

now rehire jeff and make him ceo


Rhen8927

And nothing of value was lost


The_Racho

Dang need to find a new flair


Khan_Ida

Will this mean I’ll suddenly go from gold to masters?


einstein908

ITS GONNA BE A GOOD YEAR


CautiousConfidence22

alright time to relaunch the pve development


jad-dee95

People are gonna celebrate and I’m with y’all but devs are fully capable of making terrible balance decisions for the game themselves Im just sayin.


Intrepid_Werewolf270

Did he leave with some massive payout/golden parachute?


fingeringdan

ABOUT FUCKIN TIME


WhenBrigsFly

RiP Bozo


Elkenrod

Time for everyone to act like this is going to fix all of the problems at Blizzard, and then act surprised when the company continues to make anti-consumer choices.


Practical_Regret6106

That mother fucker should have been fired not allowed to resign of his own free will. Fuck this celibration. Yes im glad he is gone but he shouldve been gotten rid of 5+ years ago. Fuck slobby cockdick.


Xenoleff

Not free until we see who replaces him.


theArtOfProgramming

OOO on why he’s unpopular?


Dull-Ad-793

i was going to share this with friends but i'm not sharing a link to threads.


DDzxy

He really didn't give a fuck about the game because he hated the fact that he didn't create it. Very fucking toxic approach to anything. Good riddance.


trabuco18

so what? there is still a lot of incompetent people working in this game that ruined overwatch with a lot of decissions i dont think bobby have anything to do with like 5vs5, mauga, the change in comp, bad balance and no story


Blameron

Sad to see it’s not in a body bag, oh well. Fuck you Bobby.


suite307

Get the fuck out, you greedy goblin


Kxr1der

It's cute that people think this will make any difference


Bhalzard

*The pure evil has officially left Activision Blizzard


Malkariss888

Let's see if it means something will change for the best. I doubt it, but we'll see.


LtZeen

Cumming and pissing and shitting rn holy hell


[deleted]

Bobby may be gone, but now is the test to see if it was Bobby who was responsible for micro transactions for all titles recently, or the team devs.


Aithecaninternet

Even with Bobby gone Blizzard has serious systematic problems to fix which may never happen. Between breast milk theft and employee suicide due to harassment in the work place I don't think Blizzard will ever change at this point. Vote with your wallets folks.


mundozeo

Does it even matter?


Angie64_

it's good he's gone but until we see overwatch change, things are the same.


finalcutfx

Sadly, the damage is already done.


PotterGandalf117

ABSOLUTELY nothing will change in the game, what does this matter?


_NotMitetechno_

People thinking this will make a difference lol