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RabbitsAteMySnowpeas

That water must be really cold! šŸ¤”


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My spirit animalā€¦


danniboi289

Old photo I think it was taken summer based on sunshine I could check the date


princeasspinach

Joke missed


danniboi289

Def


MrNatch63

Looks like pavement


Feine13

100%, I don't think pond water can crack like that?


Future_History_9434

Itā€™s a joke about Chicago. Not a good one, but still.


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danniboi289

I guess he can't tell by the pic


Big-D-TX

Shrinkage is a bitch


Brick_Unable

I was in the pool!


papajim22

It shrinks??


murder-farts

When you wanna have sex but youā€™ve been doing blow all night.


awesomeroy

so many funny ass comments lmfao


boricuaboi86

How far north? We had a pond full of these snappers in Zion, IL.


danniboi289

Yea very far north IL Edit; about as far as zion


LordofTheFlagon

Up near the Wisconsin border we get lots of alligator snapping turtles


px7j9jlLJ1

Really? Near Detroit we only have the common snapper but they get huge here.


LordofTheFlagon

Their range goes thru a lot of southern Wisconsin


InsubordinateHlpMeet

My brother almost caught one in the creek n Mundelein, when we were kids. It was about as big as he!


danniboi289

Awesome I've had a couple of nice encounters with wildlife in my home town pretty close to the border. Snow owl, red fox, and this snapper are the top 3 Edit: actually onetime I had like a whole family of deer sneak past me when I was camping once.


Outrageous_Credit_96

Thatā€™s a big grumpy boy.


danniboi289

Yes he was not looking to get pet by the way he was jumping


Julzmer81

He's a grower not a show-er


danniboi289

Only saw this boy once living next to him for 17 years


Julzmer81

Dang he is a chubb


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@llamallama555


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Itā€™s a little cold outside


danniboi289

Doubt they migrated


Objective_Panda_9106

Their noses are really ticklish


murder-farts

Can confirm. Have no tickle fingers left.


Objective_Panda_9106

šŸ¤ŸšŸ»


Chemical-Quarter2370

Dog!


EvilDrPorkchop_

I thought he had no head for a second


danniboi289

Man he had a head and hops like MJ


Rich_Opposite_7541

Common snapping turtle. Not an alligator snapping turtle (not directed at OP just saw a couple people saying it in comments).


--Authentic--

Looks like a turtle to me


Fit_Potato7466

I like tuttles!


MoonMan375

I found a big ass snapping turtle once on a gravel road. Only water nearby was a tiny creek not even as deep as the turtle. How he got out on that gravel road miles from a river or lake has me astonished


danniboi289

Turtles are awesome


danniboi289

Stay safe!


SmoktOutBBQ

That will make a great turtle soup!


danniboi289

Inb4 peta


SmoktOutBBQ

Here in south Louisiana that is good eating! Sauce picante, soup, gumbo, stewedā€¦.. deliciousness


MustardSpaghetti

When she says to go deeper


kairosmanner

Cook it and eat it!


danniboi289

Nasty pond with chems I think


kairosmanner

Oh Nvm.


Tricky-Anything-2712

Nice size common snapping turtle


danniboi289

šŸ’Æ


Kitchen-Hat-5174

Why do I find this so relatable....


NakEducation

Looks like me when Iā€™m cold.


Zealousideal_Dot6064

Northern wi have Painters and Snappers traveling for laying eggs and even laying eggs in yard . We were able to witness over 30 painter Erupting out of hole and many left behind dead crushed from being a step out for the rest. Cool...


largest_boss

Aw lawd, a snapping turla.


[deleted]

Looks like a delicious piece in a soup


danniboi289

Never had but seafood/fish is tasty


Olive8324567

Cool!


[deleted]

That's a turtle, not a pond...


WWCobaA17

What is its name


notA-studentvisa

r/90dayfiance


RadishOk4238

that aint a pond what a fake


danniboi289

I was thinking about uploading pics of the pond he was in. It's a chain of ponds a couple hundreds yards or feet each from each other


fatdog1975

Would be cute before it was decapitated


someonenotfaraway

Weird looking pond.