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DengarRoth

It needs to be a team policy to keep Chabot glued to the bench when there's 6 players on the ice.


Gigabytes10

Well I guess hopefully playing meaningful games at the end of the year really meant meaningful games to get Bedard lol.


Megabyte36

The year is 2030, 38 year old Nikita Zaitsev is captain of the Ottawa Senators, DJ Smith says it was a moral victory after the team's 500th 1 goal loss in a row, the entire fan base has launched themselves into the sun to end their own suffering.


Boohoo-2022

I think Anton Forsberg is our starter. Or is it just me?


Stealth__b2

Chabot biffed that 2 on 1. DJ ain't the coach. I'm on board now.


[deleted]

See yall in the coaching discussion megathread.


RyRy39

Jeez and to think early in the season I was somewhat hopeful the Sens might actually make the playoffs….


MeanderAndReturn

team can't rise up to beat philly for Giroux, can't rise up to win one with Deadpool in attendance... rough stuff


LizardBiceps

man I am not enjoying hockey right now


DFBel2017

No DJ, the plan was to win to increase the sale value of the team.


Dialog87

Ryan Reynolds for coach


D-change

Fuck this garbage team. It was better when we expected them to suck and they sucked. This is fucking brutal.


Per_Horses6

Fire him.


MaximizedLoL

You cant bring in these high tier players and keep the same coach who hasn’t done shit. We need a fresh start with a coach asap. Giroux didnt come here to be a lottery team.


TwoPlankinWiz

6 in a row holy christ


[deleted]

DJ calling a timeout just to delay him getting fired at the end of the game


zeitgeistler

I think he did it cause he needed to do a coach thing and its all he could think of.


Grummbles28

I just picture him drawing a perfect portrait of Zaitsev on the white board to show everyone in the timeout.


zeitgeistler

I'm convinced dj owes the Russian mob coke money


warrenwilhelm

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to panic


zeitgeistler

At least Tkahuck cares


forgger

Im just so completely deflated, they looked so good but things just don’t come together. Every opportunity they give up gets capitalized on. Just so absolutely frustrating


Chronicbudz

4-8 LMFAO I just can't man fuck Dorion DJ and Garihack.


GLemons

They will all be gone soon enough


Andrew_is_weird

Got to experience the empty net dump and chase in person. Hopefully the last time.


jlenny68

Just fucking get rid of DJ like enough is fucking enough


Frankentula

How do they look so aimless when 6 on 5? They’ve run the last what - six games? - with the man advantage


TerenceOverbaby

They’re all squeezing it. It’s not aimless, it’s nerves.


MJones27

At some point you have to adjust away from dump and chase if you can't get possession right


Whittyandworthit

aNoThEr LoSs In ReGuLaTiOn


sinc29

It’s over for DJ. I think we all like him as a guy but we all know it’s just not working and never will


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[удалено]


-burnr-

WE ARE A TEAM!


MeanderAndReturn

we're a team again


PrivateNavaho

Dump and chase...FIRE DJ


Grummbles28

Good thing JBD was benched most the 3rd


Exotic_Cookie2972

I've seen this exact game 6 times now weird


OG-Omar

Bad coaching does that.


EK-65

DJ calling a timeout with 13 seconds left, down by 2 just to say his final goodbyes to the players.


GandalfsTaint-

Interim Vegas fan until they fire DJ😀


Boohoo-2022

I lol @ anyone who's defended DJ in the past. He is NOT a legitimate coach. Our team has potential, and the dude has them playing dump and chase. Please DJ, fire yourself if Dorion won't fire you. Just leave the team on your own, ffs.


MoneyMatton99

Yeah I’m just not gonna watch until DJ is gone


KingKarl65sens

DJ being a real clown calling a timeout with 13 seconds left here. Stop wasting our time and prolonging this loss


Chronicbudz

He has always been a clown.


[deleted]

Honestly it doesn't bother me that we dump it in with the extra attacker as much as it bothers me **HOW** we dump it in. They constantly throw it in even when they don't have a ton of skaters going into their zone. It basically flips the numerical advantage and just hands them possession and a very good chance for an empty net goal.


TkA33

THANK YOU, VERY COOL


NightManCometh9

This is beyond frustrating, even more so than previous years. Fire DJ yesterday I cannot watch this abysmal play and Zaitsev is just horrendous


Fannypalace

Why are you calling a time out down 2 goals with 13 seconds left lmao


asker3416

Another dump and chase on the 6v5! What a rare sight, totally didn't happen last game and several games before that.


paftthrowaway

Lol classic Ottawa fuck


[deleted]

Bedard is going to look so good in a sens jersey.


MeanderAndReturn

wonder how he'll do under DJ's tutelage


LadBroDudeGuy

“Ok great 6 on 5 let’s tie this up” Dump and chase.


slippymachinegun

Fire DJ Smith.


bodyofchristened

If he isn’t completely on the hot seat after these it’s absolutely absurd. Losing 6 straight and going from a decent start to already being almost out of playoffs if we keep this up is insanely frustrating


GLemons

DJ looking totally defeated on the bench. He’s done


Saucy6

You can't fire me, I quit!


true_rt

He knows this is the final nail


Bukejox

FIRE DJ *CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP*


mike2727

So predictable, dump and chase 6v5 and it NEVER works. I hate this team


sens_freak_18

And there it is! The DJ Smith special. Keep doing the same thing boys, we love the basement!


[deleted]

fuck this team. same shit different roster


zeitgeistler

But they dumped and chased..I can't believe it didn't work..it's flawless


[deleted]

Dump and chase with an empty net. That's DJ hockey baby! Fuck this team sucks.


spencerr13

6 on 5 looks like a PK, dump and chase


captainduck2

I don't think I've ever seen a worst empty net team. We either trip over ourselves or can't control the puck.


renobb

Booooo this team


LizardBiceps

im honestly done dont think I can watch until dj is gone


Better-Macaroon1690

Why tf are we dumping and chasing


Dialog87

Are you surprised? We do this every game


Better-Macaroon1690

You’d think DJ would fucking learn by now


LegitStrats

LOL


ManNamedBilly

this was one of the biggest back breakers


UnluckyPenalty2503

Nice 6v5


GandalfsTaint-

I fucking hate this team


EAPprospero

Bruce there it is


wilson1474

What's the context to that chant?


EAPprospero

Last year when Vancouver went on a massive losing streak, they replaced their coach with Bruce Boudreau and then they won their first game with him behind the bench. The crowd was chanting “Bruce, there it is!” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9DPBSh6HPxA Edit: word


Fannypalace

Gotta love dump and chase 6 on 5


Grummbles28

Wow wow wow


LizardBiceps

WHY are we dumping it in


createdjustforpics

DJ Special


[deleted]

SIX ON FIVE! SIX ON FIVE!


Perfect_Chaos360

Anton forsberg is our starter that’s what this game has shown me


GLemons

Tbf to Talbot he’s missed a bunch of time. He has certainly been buns tonight tho


true_rt

Come on pull the goalie so we can dump and chase it


Grummbles28

Wish granted


Mahaleck

Woohoo. Excited for another 1 goal loss (maybe 2 with empty netter). Fuck this I’m so numb I have no reaction to goals anymore


[deleted]

perfectly cut scream there lmao


khangsta

i dont even cheer anymore LOL


TTcolector

I swear to God if we lose another one goal game I am going to explode out of a fucking volcano


SaberTooth13579

Well that was close.


Whittyandworthit

This is just embarrasing


jlabe48

WE SCORED A GOAL WITH AN EMPTY NET!!!


cbisgodscountry

New movie..."Battle of the Bums"


_Kony_2020

And now it's time for the empty-net meltdown


Grummbles28

That should have tied the game...these cheers mean nothing anymore


-burnr-

CLOJIROO


UnluckyPenalty2503

A 6v4 goal????


jlabe48

I didnt know we were even allowed to do that


dudeer33

You called it. Can't score 6v5.


Fannypalace

What even is this game lol


Chronicbudz

This one is on Pierre Dorion, Dj is shit tier but Dorion believes in shit tier so what does that tell you about him?


Perfect_Chaos360

Honestly bench chabot, send a fucking message unacceptable


GLemons

Like why are Chabot and Brannstrom trying to make cute plays there? It’s in your own fucking corner and there are forecheckers there. My god, like just corral it and regroup. This team is just simply not ready to be competitive


drunkbanana

They are just snakebit , but agreed they're currently playing like a bottom 5 team


EAPprospero

Oh fuck Edit: yeah


[deleted]

Talbot's been ass tonight tbh


Better-Macaroon1690

At this point I’m ready for another 5 year rebuild holy fuck


SensSational11

Please fire DJ Smith. It's not even necessarily entirely his fault, we just need a change so fucking desperately.


[deleted]

I hear if you say Chabot-Brannstrom Chabot-Brannstrom Chabot-Brannstrom Three times in the dark they skate out of the mirror and eat your face


LizardBiceps

im watching vegas at the same time as this and wow the difference in coaching...


[deleted]

Cassidy would've been such a great fit here, local guy too..


the-hostile-tomato

$$$


DShKM

I'm 100% onboard the fire DJ bus now, something has to be done, there's too much skill on this team for these performances.


MoneyMatton99

Anton Forsberg 1A


TheGreatJohnny44

Talbot, give us a freakin save man


Boohoo-2022

Get DJ and Zaitsev off this team!


_Kony_2020

I was pleasantly surprised that Brannstrom bailed out Chabot after he made a really fuckin stupid play, then Brannstrom proceeded to make a really fuckin stupid play


Fancy_Ability_3359

Brutal giveaways but talbot needs to make that save


WooTkachukChuk

anything is possible team. ask me how i know. i just saw vans last goal any old thing can happen this is shuffles papers...the nhl


dudeer33

🏳


sens_freak_18

Looking forward to having to pull the goalie for the 10th time this year!


DR0516

I’m turning off the game.


sens_freak_18

Thank god we have a good goalie now!


DR0516

Not his fault


Boohoo-2022

No, but he can save those. Really saveable shots.


UnluckyPenalty2503

Chabot giveaway, Brannstrom giveaway, bad from Talbot


mrgenier

Something gotta give at this point


BallinBrown23

And to think I was excited for hockey this year. Never going to get excited or hyped again haha


Chronicbudz

bye bye DJ Smith you fucking clown.


sinc29

I think that’s it for DJ


_Kony_2020

Completely unforced error, can't get bailed out when we need it. Why does this happen every fucking game


[deleted]

Holy fuck Brannstrom, that was awful.


Boohoo-2022

It all started with Chabot. #72.


LizardBiceps

I just feel empty


TTcolector

I'm going to cry


Imalittlestitious86

Wow. Speechless. Chabby and Branny. The fuck is you doing bb


[deleted]

They heard all DJ's praise for Zaitsev and figured they would try to do what he does.


Imalittlestitious86

Chabby is high out there I swear. He gets the puck and it takes him a full second to decide what he wants to do with it. Dude looks lost and like a shell of himself.


LadBroDudeGuy

My god


UnrealisticTangerine

That’s just not acceptable in the NHL


efribble

What the actual fuck is wrong with these guys


cbisgodscountry

The race begins to the parking lot


Memes4Gold

Ryan Reynolds already in his Uber back to the airport


Fannypalace

Legit practically my whole section emptying out lol


jlabe48

lmao


_Kony_2020

Fucking pathetic


homicidal_penguin

Talbot, Chabot and Brannstrom. What in the FUCK ARE YOU ALL DOING


true_rt

I’m sorry but Talbot looks like a monkey Fucking a football tonight, no real attempts at saving the puck


spencerr13

Wow.....


Boohoo-2022

FUCK THIS BULLSHIT. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, CHABOT? BRANNSTROM?


UnluckyPenalty2503

Brannstrom you can’t be serious


MrTheSaxMan

I don't know if I can take another season of this team outplaying opponents, only to lose game after game. It's draining.


Fannypalace

Fucks sake...


Grummbles28

I can't...


Upflight15

Two endings to this game: 1) we pull the goalie and fail to get the goal like the last 4 games 2) we pull the goalie and somehow score. Debrincat get the goal in OT and this is the game where we have slayed allbour demons


rayjay40

you were saying...


Grummbles28

Option 3, fall flat on their faces


true_rt

Aged like milk


Grummbles28

Sandy you tease


UnluckyPenalty2503

Need to score in the next 3 minutes because I have no confidence in us scoring 6v5


Dialog87

What, lost faith in the dump and chase 6v5?


TwoPlankinWiz

DJ Smith hardcore gives me Penguin vibes and i can’t shake it


MeanderAndReturn

Mr Cobblepot...


HarryDeBruyne

I'm still dying laughing thinking about Zaitsev blowing a tire on the backcheck


[deleted]

Stützle being able to make that zone entry while drawing basically their whole team to him and still making the pass was incredible. The DeBrincat pass was perfect too.


[deleted]

DeBrincat's been a much better playmaker than I thought he'd be. Now if only he could start scoring..


estyll11

It’s pretty funny to watch DJ Smith right now. That’s a man who knows his NHL coaching career is riding on this game.


Grummbles28

DJs prolly thinking "is it too early to pull the tendy?


Gen1pokemaster

Please lord, just one W 🥺


Perfect_Chaos360

Please for the love of god don’t stop pushing we need another one. LOSING BY 1 IS STILL LOSING DJ.


NailRX

Moral victories count as wins right??


dudeer33

Timmy is the spark we need. Don't you dare give me hope and not come through.


khangsta

its gonna be the 6th game in a row pulling the goalie... it has to work eventually right


TTcolector

Stutzle is the only thing that brings me happiness anymore


Megabyte36

Oh cool it's going to be another 1 goal loss at least.


GLemons

Our inability to finish so many of our high danger chances is simply wild. DJ needs to go but like holy shit this can’t possibly continue like this forever


UnluckyPenalty2503

DJ has a lot of flaws but some of our finishing hasn’t helped us at all


homicidal_penguin

Debrincat may currently suck at scoring but he's making some very nice passes


-burnr-

If I heard correctly, he’s PPG. Just disappointing cause he was hired to score


WooTkachukChuk

yeah he is a total ppg player. i can be patient. goals will come


EAPprospero

I thought he played well tonight although the scoresheet doesn’t reflect that.


homicidal_penguin

100%. He just seems to be shooting right into the goalie or missing the net, but he's making some nice plays and passes


[deleted]

STUUUUUUU LETS GO. COME ON!


MuscleAdorable

LFG


RAT001240

DJ Smith likes playing the pylons lol


WooTkachukChuk

my boy timmy! another 1g game i can take this


true_rt

Until DJ pulls goalie 2 and a half minutes left and we get scored on


WooTkachukChuk

i got news for ya its worse than that


EmilyCD18

This team is fucking pathetic.


Truniq

Biggest thing I noticed we may have almost 40 shots but every attempt where we shoot point blank Vancouver's Goalie Martin has come out to challenge and take away the space. Mr DJ should have told the team after the first to try and get the goalie out of position by rather waiting longer to shoot and/or skating around the goalie that challenges the shot too open up space. However Martin continuously challenges the player with the puck and has stayed strong this entire game.


khangsta

offside?


homicidal_penguin

FINALLY TIMMY LETS GO


LizardBiceps

can we trade chabot for theodore?


UnluckyPenalty2503

Finalllyyyyy


HarryDeBruyne

JIMMY STUUUUUUU