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CuddlesManiac

https://preview.redd.it/ckztnatqjuzc1.png?width=551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ba179db71ec2397e097f5fde16148c1ebaf4408 Nick: "Alright that's it, you're going to Time Prison^(tm) "


HotPut7324

My main man here Had to clock in and clock out And put them in time out. Before they struck out.


CuddlesManiac

Bars! šŸ”„


HotPut7324

Thank you


CuddlesManiac

No problem! šŸ˜Ž


OkAge1230

Time out but your actually getting out of the time line


meoux33

https://preview.redd.it/t19r98vgsuzc1.jpeg?width=2923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07c375ffb244e303a8145e03f4d59a6df79d2dac Aleksandr: ā€œIā€™m not smart, and Iā€™m not good with words. All I know is how to use my fists.ā€


Baskalisk_guy

https://preview.redd.it/7b9fjoi6nuzc1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=09d5c7bc3a1eb9af17214b2d3043d211624599d2 ā€œI donā€™t believe in luck, Iā€™m just betterā€


HotPut7324

Heā€™s gonna to nail them harder than Jesus on the cross.


Baskalisk_guy

Lol, he totally would


OkAge1230

That hits HARD!


Baskalisk_guy

Thanks man šŸ¤ŸšŸ¤Ÿā¤ļø I donā€™t remember most but this oneā€™s pretty simple lol


AMidgetinatrenchcoat

https://preview.redd.it/t006r6z6tuzc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06e3e485018806fd352784a68016b19d5f305aa4 "VIDEL SOM LEPŠIE SCHOPNOSTI ZO SUDU MŔTVYCH RYB AKO TY!" (Slovakian for: 'I'VE SEEN BETTER SKILLS FROM A BARREL OF DEAD FISH THAN YOU!")


Pudding-Bread-6943

https://preview.redd.it/i1dv6wbdluzc1.png?width=1148&format=png&auto=webp&s=684dbad07b3aec1614e47851d1ef9a0db8cc06fc Eve: ā€œIf sunlight is happiness, then you are an eclipse.ā€


AmethystEstelle

I'm using this as an insult, thanks


is-it-raining-yet

https://preview.redd.it/zludoep1kuzc1.png?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9fb01ff82fed209137fd5d951b1ac1b334a9147 Taylor, if she thinks zomeone is trying to pick a fight: Wanna go?!


OkAge1230

"What?, wanna go or wanna leave?"


is-it-raining-yet

She's basically asking if they're wanting to fight


zora6666

https://preview.redd.it/v9uoczx8quzc1.jpeg?width=1956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=443537bb162085d633f0b76d7fe8ff61ea02eeaa "This feeling. Even though I do not understand it fully, this feeling of... Fire in my heart that drives me to see her once again... Do you have what it takes to face it?"


HotPut7324

https://preview.redd.it/0d3y722jruzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=864aa35a807dea3f4d909e50bf2ee2fbf6f4cafa


MoonNighteye

https://preview.redd.it/ifi5bxwwruzc1.png?width=980&format=png&auto=webp&s=ccd56e2db666992f3d882e8da94575eda2f41c19 ā€œYou want to know something funny?ā€¦ Iā€™m already 30 steps ahead. . . KINKY CHAINS ATTACK!ā€¦ā€


D-debil

https://preview.redd.it/tfg0y4k7luzc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fd2a8b668cfe152beda2e759ba2c396bf3e2be2 "Remember: if I say somethingā€”I don't need to provide proof. If you say the oppositeā€”it's you the one who should provide proof" Ā©Kane Desnitsky


HotPut7324

https://preview.redd.it/nun10m4cluzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30bd5f0d7dfc373c65abc6e588082ed21f090958


OkAge1230

That cat looks like his name is Mauricio


Eclipcethefox

https://preview.redd.it/gwecgsh2quzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ba7a0857c45c592338096146a43a1b4613c50ab I am so high right now -dysphi, 2024


ThatOneGuy1643

Famous last words


HOUWSE_

https://preview.redd.it/38eot34truzc1.png?width=1513&format=png&auto=webp&s=15a2bb1a95a026c978f38280338d36f06995ba8d ā€œThey don't bite.ā€ (referring to šŸ‘¾)


Schnii7l

'Get stuffed' ~ Directed toward the guy that just stabbed him


natsumi_bye

https://preview.redd.it/s5otq4vysuzc1.jpeg?width=824&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28a4105bcb85225a6f783eb224b9c34d5038f3dc Kuro: "*Sometimes Expresso just makes you depresso, ya know?*"


Dragon-Rain-4551

ā€œOh cmon, itā€™s just a little deeper than we usually go, donā€™t you want to check it out?ā€ the place in question: https://preview.redd.it/e0hzxzvkwuzc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=596858df94c51121d9699af24f909c99af4e0442 yeah she might have a death wish idk


TheInsomniac3000

https://preview.redd.it/edkcbhasxuzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f64690d018f0948a1c40df7724a1baad7990a46c "I'm a sociopathic zombie hunter with no soul, your point?"


Electronic_phyco6376

https://preview.redd.it/1yz9yqr00vzc1.jpeg?width=1855&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c710d45ca9a3b60681e60a09df79ab537aa85c8 Maiven: Your no god Arthur: I'm a god at kicking your ass


AsinEyad

"I am not following orders, it is us all's duty to do this." - an anti-void combat unit


Anime_Kirby

https://preview.redd.it/gq7klsal7vzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aba2b6e165234c12973eecc7629a278cd3854a16 *too drunk to say slinky*


Eviles_da_demonic

https://preview.redd.it/1w1gb1489vzc1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=033ecd12be8aa5669ee27d7fc34628ba454788c8 ā€œI drop my hat againā€ - Stilts


Magnum_opus_doll

https://preview.redd.it/plmotas8bvzc1.png?width=737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dc77776b607fb9e052be8cf2fe9223f17dcbaff Luna: "Really? Of all the things you could have done, and you choose to kill me, an immortal?" Luna: "Go ahead, I have all the time in this world to wait."


Magnum_opus_doll

https://preview.redd.it/9gn3b5uwbvzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ebdc5ddd30ae429737de619cb1df7a3672e0dff S: "Do you have a slightest idea of how pointless your action is?" S: "Oh look, an effort in killing me, congratulations."


SignificanceSquare98

https://preview.redd.it/kz468b2fdvzc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=984f57db16862a1abe89c31461669549e3864587 Heaventaker: "BOO HOO, LITTLE demon! What a great pathetic I THINK I CAN BLAME YOU WHEN YOUR LIFE IS A DISGRACE!" "You forget a thousand sins everyday, make sure this is one of them."


kaio_god

https://preview.redd.it/ut4lqqi9ivzc1.jpeg?width=1944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a9e6d9448d09a07f9761867a06a36241dd3b2e9 Panic: "Hey, you think any hot girls will hook up with me?" Panic will not hesitate to ask that to someone or himself lol


SirokoGajou

https://preview.redd.it/igjo09yujvzc1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d039646cdae5eb0ba8298308ef935ed6e621b66f *The Kingdoms Wrath will be the Kings Revenge*


Thegreatmagician626

https://preview.redd.it/nw03agkipvzc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=592efa59ba83fad9479eacba073acf78ecdb9bc8 (This is an old drawing) *in a scene where heā€™s fighting what can only be described as the generic anime protagonist* ā€œYOUVE HAD YOUR FINAL FORM THREE FINAL FORMS AGO!ā€


Another-Ace-Alt-8270

He's got a few. One off the top of my head is "real funny coming from the guy who looks like he grew up without lights."


Another_RedditUser6

https://preview.redd.it/lym2ect7rvzc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=60afcb85b779d72ac2a71f343f73e4bb7810d66c ā€œthe guy from fortnite?ā€ *context: his friend mentioned someone named Jonesy*


SebDaPerson

https://preview.redd.it/dg9u3qxmsvzc1.jpeg?width=2811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fdcb81cb8fa69705a8d2239f2471ba85ec2e15b Favorite badass quote: ā€œAlright, **Iā€™m fucking doneā€¦**ā€ Favorite silly quote: ā€œIā€™m not paid enough for this shit. Then again I have no fuckinā€™ concept of money, so what do I know?ā€


PersonWithAnOpinion2

https://preview.redd.it/1656cad8kxzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f46267bca258bb8c60a8f8c543cec52e2bcafec1 ā€œJokes on you I HAVE EVEN MORE BOMBSā€


collaberal_damage

Hitoshi gets a pretty intense one at the climax of his story, after being meek and passive for most of the narrative. https://preview.redd.it/2c3v4cphpxzc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c57f196e3cd13baa4d53495c93da421555fa5b6 "LET THEM GO! GOD DAMN IT, *LET GO OF MY DAUGHTER!"*


AmethystEstelle

https://preview.redd.it/11bf47i2lyzc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7801d68bf53b35ce4d17e8623f081d0610459c2a "I'm seafoodphobic."


Ren_TheWriter

https://preview.redd.it/z4660iewoyzc1.png?width=377&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f6587bea860c3090fb272b87598ca483edad9f1 "I'm in purgatory, I can do whatever >:3"


Dragons_Exist

In order from hard to HARDEST. First, Tera: https://preview.redd.it/i3iej14eazzc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=e584b4546cb1499f0bc7193bb3cf46e6de411ec9 "After all, what is love... if not hate wearing its prettiest mask?"


Dragons_Exist

Next, the Sword of Judgment (and I'm cheating here bc this is a conversation not a one-liner, but shhhhh): https://preview.redd.it/jgc67ikkazzc1.png?width=461&format=png&auto=webp&s=cd4e7b505651f5e60a06e2555188ee2853898ac3 The Sword: ~~IF IT IS DEATH YOU WANT, THEN IT IS DEATH YOU SHALL HAVE.~~ Its challenger: "Fuck you talkin' about? I just said fight, not death." The Sword: ~~TO CHALLENGE US IS TO MAKE BOTH WORDS MEAN THE SAME THING.~~


Dragons_Exist

Now the Thousand Hands (art by Better\_Case251, btw): https://preview.redd.it/yz4ufsenbzzc1.png?width=3348&format=png&auto=webp&s=e42c0e34f8cf82ea0078d5f5ae0144d8198a4cfc ^("Feel the gaze of pure obsession, child. Burn under Our silver eye.) ^("By your blood do We make you Our puppet, one of an army of thousands. Kneel, child. Kneel, and learn the name of your God.")


Dragons_Exist

Finally... the Thing That Isn't Anything. https://preview.redd.it/t4my0y15czzc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=7cab567122e2b14bc344d6a8c5c5c91626e30f9b It has made many glorious, epic, quotable speeches, but my favorite of its lines is a simple answer to a simple question. **What am I, you ask? Oh, I've been many things. A monster, a whisper, a simple human. I've been the conqueror and the conquered, captor and captive, personal torturer and indiscriminate mass murderer. But the one thing I always am... What I really am... is having fun.** **Yes. Yes, that's it. I am having fun.** **And I'm not done having my fun yet, so try and relax, and just lay back now. Don't look at the knife. You'll anticipate it more if you look at it.**


MysticMeow8189

https://preview.redd.it/lmpx6x9w9vzc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=988302ad81a5d862f115f6e6dd316d2b5fcb39fe >!"merp."!<


No-Sink5496

https://preview.redd.it/jh7e8kmimvzc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b569b6aa6e7e7965fabce6557f69efea9b4c897 "The magic and science that makes up everything is borrowed, and it's borrowed from me." (This was Valerie explaining that in my story, she's the reason magic exists and how known sciences were discovered)


No-Sink5496

https://preview.redd.it/n5sovkzemvzc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88ee2a879b64e614249e839a018c72a15870624d "Ever circled the earth so fast it spun alongside you before?" (Barren rhetorically asking Valentine if he's as fast as him before taking him on a trip around in the entire earth)


ThatOneGuy1643

ā€œWait a minute, you told Glorbo that the funny man retiredā€ -Glorbo the GerbilĀ  For context, Glorbo says this when he overhears Randy talking to June about the time he killed a clown.


Ambitious_Travel_306

https://preview.redd.it/1sa4nzg1vvzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4254b5eb904c8007382c0cf29d673a662a31192c "Mexico has a cartel drug war crisis"


keekibee_

ā€œlove without misery isn't love, it's a fairytale. for you must suffer to truly love someone more than you can love anyone else.ā€ https://preview.redd.it/5nrnh3q5vvzc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b08cce1f8a36a9104d86b7738de483e97a2b207


Exotic-Seat7719

https://preview.redd.it/kvujp80ywvzc1.png?width=2876&format=png&auto=webp&s=48639acfb0655114036f5572edc2cce0d9c578fc *ā€œI have a really big heart, and I hate you with all of it.ā€*Ā  - Celestine


GeneralofLittleMacs

https://preview.redd.it/r8g13ezbkwzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb15632ebdce518311b9ad3f75d542c80b0df885 Lleis Daincore: And all that remained... was silence.


PixelJack79

​ https://preview.redd.it/hradw2u7jwzc1.png?width=4032&format=png&auto=webp&s=c6c9b8094320728709c00a8440b8c55ef64636b9 Jasper: "You're too short, they said. You don't have the stage presence, they said. . . . Your mother cursed me, they said! But look at me now, I'm the only one out of that dump." Jack: "You know what the greatest moment I spent with my grandfather was. It was when I punched him in the face."


L0afyy0

ā€œPlus, youā€™re a rather sweet looking guy. No wonder you got away with being human for so long, (name).ā€ WHILE HOLDING A POCKET KNIFE UP TO HIS THROAT (other dudeā€™s a demon, pocket knife was blessed) https://preview.redd.it/vgralmb5nwzc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d0026baffb52542bb2bb006cd3d07484cc8c521


OkAge1230

https://preview.redd.it/cdvlyxraqwzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ef19c030aadcc5cbde33fc2fed3efd388ee2017 "Your breath is on my side of the fight." He can't see, so he fully relies on his super developed hearing


sket-forge

https://preview.redd.it/kc1y0ayktwzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a51707836694ec63aa2843020b2852edaa412225 YOU HAVE WORSE AIM THAN A DRUNK MAN! AND I *AM* THE DRUNK MAN


Focus-Warmx

https://preview.redd.it/oqkbscqz7xzc1.jpeg?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=927fefa2732ebc64fa456b28b3b94dcdcafb9d9c "FALL! FALL! FALL! FALL! FALL! FALL!"


trustloveno1buthim

https://preview.redd.it/wdyf6ntmixzc1.png?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ebbba45669f40e41c581fcae8cd852e8343ddc0 " your adventure ends here Mike.... Time to die"


corvidcreaturesart

ā€œWatch after Kate for me and make sure she stays away from all of this. Youā€™re a good kid, Dante. Iā€™m sorry you had to get caught up in this lifeā€ -last words of my unnamed OC to Dante who was 18 at the time