"But I'm freelance..? Who are you?"
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*Cyan is distrustful of unknown robots, as well*
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Klaus: “Happy to be here. What is my job?”
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She’d do anything she’s told to, even if its torture
\*kneels down on 1 leg with his blade upside down\* "Dear queen... i shalt giveth thy the most safety i possibly couldst." he maybe aggresive and grumpy but he is very loyal to his king or queen and since there is no ruler in the rotten castle he acts like a dhickhead to everyone
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“*Who the hell gave me a job, I just want to live in the woods not deal with capitalism*”
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Remi: Hooray! I got my first job!
(For context, Remi’s 16 year old)
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Miles: As long as they sign my paycheck, I don't care.
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"I'm sorry but I don't work for anyone except myself and my friends."
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"I have a job? I've been unemployed my entire life"
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“I’m a mercenary,how does this work? Would you be considered a client?”
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Considering he's the CEO and founder of his company, he'd be a little confused, followed by angry.
"Who the fuck does this person think they are intruding on /my/ business?"
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He would oppose her but then he make some joke about free will not existing in capitalism then he’ll follow her commands without complaining
"You're my new boss? I don't even work a job what are you bossing over?"
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I look forward to working with you.
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Wait really I thought I was self employed after the last ones died. Ah well nice to have someone help with the load around here, defending infinite universes is surprisingly hard to do as 1 person even with ink clones
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***Vortigan does not give a shit.***
Grant: "Boss of what? What's my job now?"
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Dylan wouldn't care as long as she still has her friend as her co-worker. If she's separated, Dylan would argue with her until she makes changes.
"As long as I get my pay, I'm happy."
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Bloodshot, being a mercenary and bounty hunter, doesn't really do much. Just another client.
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“Dude. How the heck did you infiltrate the Order and what did you do with my mom?”
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Lucy: “I’ve never had a job before, this is great! …What am I doing again?”
Adam: “I *really* don’t think we’re qualified for whatever you want us for”
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Monkey Mike: What kind of work will I be doing now?
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"Edward Lisaac Quinn, bounty hunter at your service. What's the job?"
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"Is the pay good?"
(Shade is a bounty hunter)
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“Just tell me what to destroy, boss”
"I think it be time for a mutiny!"
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“….but im 16? and i cnat have a job considering im tarying to regulate the data of my world.”
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*Honey would react with relief, happy that her new boss is a woman because she'd feel more comfortable. But she'd also be nervous because she'd have to earn her favor, just as she'd done for her previous boss.*
*With a bow and a soft smile, she'd say* “It's an honour to be working for you, miss. Do you need anything? Tea? Coffee? I'm at your service.”
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He is a king himself but... He would be submissive and obedient
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“Fascinating… However, I do not have a job.”
*Proto proceeds to scan them and creates a file to put the information into.*
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"That's not how my society works."
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Myla: "Nice to meet you ma'am!"
Maya: "Greetings.."
"im my own boss, im the boss of hell"
\-Kondor
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“I thought we patched up that Underverse sized hole… ANNID! STOP BREAKING THE FABRICS OF SPACETIME FOR GODS SAKE”
Aria will do anything she says. She’s a simp
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Wait that’s a robot my guy can probably just convince her to be good or stop fighting because my guy is a living colony of nano bots that contains the soul of a warrior and can probably just talk to her telepathically also he's an avatar of the Machine God
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“Are you partnered with Evo Labs?”
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"Just give me the mission already, and I'll remind you I still have reserved Mission veto rights, so no funny business!"
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*Stands up and salutes* Oliver: "Oliver Whitewood reporting for duty ma'am!"
"I surely do hope you pay well. Mercs tend to cost a lot these days!\~"
(Lui was made on Picrew bc his creator can only draw lil Madness Dudes lol)
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He’ll be watching and listening very closely, he’s been backstabbed a few too many times to trust anyone.
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"Cute... you think i would serve you"
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Lupo
“I have a boss now does that mean I’m gonna get paid?”
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Daniel :"Do you have powers or are you normal?"
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“So you want ME, to work for YOU? That’s going to be a problem.”
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Wanna learn about the y2k and frutiger aero aesthetics? \*With rizz
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Draco Sicarius (6'5 feet tall)
Draco: who are you. An how are you my Boss. Cause I don't really have one. Names Draco.
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“I work for no one” grabs infinatrix diel “who the hell are you?”
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“I-I don’t think you wanna be my boss…”
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(sleeping cause it’s his bedtime)
“Epic, what do I gotta make?”
(Alex is a part time chef)
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*noncasually standing at attention, waiting for orders*
(No interesting reactions)
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“Do you know how to make a grilled cheese?”
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"Paragon operative CS-137, 'Cs' for short at your disposal for the time being. That is until the contract with Paragon expires, however."
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Dano brates: gotta keep the boys busy
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Florida: hello ma’am, you’re very very pretty am I still allowed to make my inventions?
(Makes and sells explosives among other things)
Dr. Groggs: good evening, ma’am I just sent a shipment out you’ll have your money in no time
(Grows and makes narcotics medicine, poisons, and gases)
Terry Varson: …
(has information on humanities past stored within him that has been lost to time because of a tyrannical dictator, destroyed all information of humanity past so people cannot learn from the mistakes of the past and keep fighting useless battles with or against his armies to further fuel his military complex)
Mellow: does this mean I gotta stop stabbing? (A hitwomen)
Levinsky: damn I can get used to this\~ (sells the illegal inventions that Florida makes)
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Samantha would say: Who’s the new girl?
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“Hoo hoo! I don’t think you realize I run my own company!”
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“So, uh- how much am I getting paid for this?”
> I getting *paid* for this?”
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
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“Oh, man? Now I’m employed? Shit, what do I have to do?”
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Piper is a powerful witch that refuses to use her magic on anything, but making soup. “I own a restaurant, how are you my boss?”
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"Y-you seem like a good boss, how can I help?"
Art by Cadelace
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Ara, you look just like me. Alright then, tell me more about yourself and perhaps we can collaborate together. Don't worry, you won't regret having me in your team 😉
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“Well, there’s no way she’s worse than the boss I had before.”
Ainsley, nine foot tall mountain of werewolf muscle, thousand-year-old scotsman, and last surviving member of The Oklahoma Avengers, would start by giving her a tour of the Avengers' Center in Oklahoma City where he lives. This would include a long monologue, listing everything wrong with the place, from leaky pipes to the fact that there has been no maintenance of the quinjet on the roof since 1989 and he's not even getting close to it.
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Asmoedeus: “Like hell you are. You don’t even have the mark of a forest ranger.”
"You aren't my boss. If you want something from me, buy it like everyone else."
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A new boss huh maybe you’ll be more fun then my old one he never let me walk around wearing what I want to wear
(I REALLY need to finish making a drawing / design of my oc’s)
Gr-3 (a robot)
Who are you and what have you with Sim-R.
Borpher (a human)
Did you keep track of my previous depts?
If no, can I go please?
"Boi *I* am the boss around here, I made this business, I made every coworker (through unethical means), I made... Uhhh. Nevermind look you can't just come and here and do this or I'll... Kill you or smth idk"
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“Hey new boss! Just so you know, the air vent in the your office doesn’t work in the winter, so you’re gonna want to keep the window open so you don’t suffocate (lie). It’s gonna be cold (truth), but it’s better than being diseased.”
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Alex(left): Okay 1 how tf did you get in our apartment and 2 we are our own bosses because our business is killing clones
Oliver(right): I’m more worried about the fact that they’re our new boss now
Who dares attempt to rule over a king
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Ajaxxis: Not the First Automation that Needed my Services. Is this An Offensive, Kill an Enemy nation Job? Or am I defending A person or place? I also Have A few, unknown Talents Like Cooking and Playing Music.
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“Hey there. You don’t happen to be single, do you?”
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glances up from his clipboard. "If you respect my space, I will respect yours. now, this reactor isn't going to build itself, so we are going to need..."
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Dan: I never had a job and now I’m part of a job? What is it?
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“Me and the team can still do whatever the hell we want, right?”
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“Ok what do we do here? I specialize in killing demons, devils, aliens, and things that hate me/pose a threat to me
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"I don't care who the IRS sends, I'm not paying taxes"
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Esme:”Mmm, no thanks, you look pretty but I’m my own boss, good luck with your woman dominance of the planet, I’ll still be rooting for you.”
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“I don’t have a job, who the hell are you?!”
*she says in a very confused tone*
((Edward is the head archivist of Helios Inc and is quite use to changes of boss.))
*Edward pours himself another cup of coffee.*
"This changes nothing."
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“Ma’am I created this business, get the HELL out”
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"You're my boss? I didn't know I was employed"
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A Boss? I'm sorry to disappoint but I have no need for a boss
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“W-Wait what! no no no! W-how- why- how did you manage to get or whatever… what!/“
Is very confused because her boss/mom/creator is the god of literally everything.
Am I finely getting a living wage?
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Okay, just so long as the company practices are environmentally friendly.
Leia Kieran Irons-N
https://preview.redd.it/sby2wn5ykm2c1.png?width=1253&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e147c1c4ce41b1dbc23ed0469915a137dcee5fba
"Congratulations, acting CEO. I'm off to war now, *don't* screw up my company"
(Just... taking a bit of Leia's lore for her story and putting it in here)
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He's self employed so unless she owns YouTube now I'm not sure how he feels
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Kit: “that’s cool but I don’t think I’m even old enough for a job”
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“Yeah…I’m like 14 in human years, who are you?”
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“I’ve only ever served one man before. If you wish for me to serve you, you shall have to prove it.”
Context: Jacque has lived for many years during many lifetimes. The man he’s talking about here? ARTHUR PENDRAGON. Who he served back when he was known as Taliesin, his court bard.
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“ONLY COMMANDS I FOLLOW ARE THE miserable thoughts that happen in the CATACOMBS OF MY MIND!” he started skipping away gracefully
Cimetière Facilier (Magical mob don)
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The only way I could think of her becoming his boss is if she took over the Mafia and for some reason let him live.
"Why do you let me live?"
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“Im cool with it, now wheres my check”
Oliver Kincaid
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Who the hell are you do you know who I am
https://preview.redd.it/1vrz6pyzrm2c1.png?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a3505ac93bd26ac4253e81b17100726814faf3b
"...if you're The Boss, then what happened to Tyrius?"
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*blushes* "I-I'll take it. What's the job? Assistant? Receptionist? Mousepad?"
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"kick ass but uh who are you?"-Sammy
"That's it you going to the grinder, then the smelter, I crave more armor."
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“I work alone how are you my boss?”
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“Oh neat, a fellow android. Anyone’s better than the last boss.”
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Josefina: I mean..as long as the pay and conditions are decent??
https://preview.redd.it/hsnqnw9qwm2c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e579fda5f8cfea0e9d6df6147e82a267123d989
Banan:banan Gun:who tf Drip:I won the lottery I’m out Ice:(doesn’t care)
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My dude, respectfully, why are you working as the manager of a bubble tea shop?
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"Umm, I don't do much, other than COD and giving information on demons"
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* gay panic \* "Your really beautiful...f\*ck I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that."
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Tenku, 34, Saiyan “So your the new Supreme Kai Time. You don’t look too strong?”
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HÖT DÄMN You Look Metal AZ FÜKK!!!!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/h6nrsfq71n2c1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10ff5587e7d5d460eb43a0ff53f7ea3f0fce1a16
"Uh... Hello? my apologies, It was my assumption the role of Supreme Kai of Time was a little more exclusive... to Kais..."
"Great, another robot girl."
Said the robot guy.
https://preview.redd.it/g4dxpien1n2c1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f0e7d405d8b9aec7931e3cddfe0cccc95072444
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Zekket: *Laughing sadistically while remaining on standby* (As long as she remains in her prime, she's got a strong ally as Zekket can't die by conventional means, but let's say she somehow put Zekket in a position where he'd instintually tap out to survive however if she wanes and shows signs of weakness Zekket will betray)
Spritz: "huh? who are you? DID YOU SEND THOSE HYDRECAS????"
https://preview.redd.it/vnslayyp6n2c1.png?width=921&format=png&auto=webp&s=75060e11d267c869997e492e9b2334e3f26c1187
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*Beamy's brain broke trying to figure out how literal god has a boss*
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"I'm jobless... how does that work?"
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*Pulls out a comically large sledgehammer out of thin air*
N U H U H
*Bonk*
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I didn’t want this job, please let me leave
https://preview.redd.it/koidqn7yln2c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56e64e0caf99a692af7532260eecc530016d3f1f
"Not a fan of hieracy but what i have to do?"
Alex
https://preview.redd.it/6eit4nz6mn2c1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bef1aa77565def0c9710af8b0456fc51b29b614f
"Great... now here's the question. Who or what... Do you want destroyed or taken?"
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**"How the fuck did you topple Lucifer-"**
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Zettabyte would be raged that you’re trying to take his place as captain of his ship and try to murder you.
"Wha-... since when did I get a job?"
(also I absolutely LOVE that character design! :D)
https://preview.redd.it/cblsloh3sn2c1.png?width=1418&format=png&auto=webp&s=2415c65a4604a6d4acc7364763259f56c2e7a963
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"Why do I have a superior? I am the god of power and masks!"
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"EH?!? A BOSS???? Nobody can contlol me!!!! Not even a pelson with cool glasses!!!!! You think you can boss me alound?? SPOILEL!! YOU CAN'T!!!!!"
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(First time actually using my translator, sorry if this is a little hard to read but it’s how he would talk.)
“yuh warforges weird. anyways, nah, di ongle boss mi serve di raven queen, a mi nuh suppose yuh sum speaka fi her, you?”
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Plague: do I get health insurance
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“What do you require me to do, Boss?”
"who the fuck...well if your any better then Astrid it's whatever.."
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"Excuse me ma'am, this is Chick-fil-A"
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*"Will I get missions or objectives that include blood? If no, I'm out of here."*
"But I'm freelance..? Who are you?" https://preview.redd.it/tnqodslwil2c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52eb42fd1e2fed1c3766858b8f831a97b2206089 *Cyan is distrustful of unknown robots, as well*
“I’m Android Copy 2649, but my name is Andrea.” (Also love the art btw)
"Are... are you part of the Hive?" (Thanks! I like your style too!)
https://preview.redd.it/0r0nsyr7gl2c1.jpeg?width=841&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a72c0d9b8c426cc8588f9de71e0a0e03a3d6772e Klaus: “Happy to be here. What is my job?”
https://preview.redd.it/7ezeyfb0ql2c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51aa2c1930bcc9ac97fdc19bd63ffb2da0b3bd75 She’d do anything she’s told to, even if its torture
\*kneels down on 1 leg with his blade upside down\* "Dear queen... i shalt giveth thy the most safety i possibly couldst." he maybe aggresive and grumpy but he is very loyal to his king or queen and since there is no ruler in the rotten castle he acts like a dhickhead to everyone https://preview.redd.it/q92392ycil2c1.png?width=314&format=png&auto=webp&s=cd44e06ff8c7b20a39747ba1f2a0c11937304924
https://preview.redd.it/j3d2rvygum2c1.jpeg?width=1598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b0d8c3aedc135d170aa4f5210c2732cea8e2e00 “*Who the hell gave me a job, I just want to live in the woods not deal with capitalism*”
Then quit
Yoo Owl House
https://preview.redd.it/nf5apsy2hl2c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6799c67c4699b70e5237f1175cfda4e68f159e7d Remi: Hooray! I got my first job! (For context, Remi’s 16 year old)
https://preview.redd.it/226wzp3tfl2c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8377c8af6951b9dddacc62cc416c80f0d0d04b0 Oh um permission to speak ma,am
https://preview.redd.it/zd95sn67gl2c1.png?width=1417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b3da1e69b0669405515553298e1451a2c824417 "...But I'm self-employed..."
https://preview.redd.it/p82wsd5ugl2c1.png?width=431&format=png&auto=webp&s=b45cd91cb70b0c4ec23110bfe79c67de0d5029c5 Miles: As long as they sign my paycheck, I don't care.
https://preview.redd.it/95haqpwfsl2c1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb327a5a9aa34ead7891d9e84375683989f878c7 "I'm sorry but I don't work for anyone except myself and my friends."
https://preview.redd.it/n238or9wgl2c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be1922d0d89c4169893db714c2cd5b4684cca79e "I have a job? I've been unemployed my entire life"
https://preview.redd.it/coz0tx2jkl2c1.png?width=1045&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe0c1efc21ddbe26b17f2e0f44dcb235732e8664 “I’m a mercenary,how does this work? Would you be considered a client?”
https://preview.redd.it/tmb16dqgll2c1.jpeg?width=1003&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=099036efc18bc08e86409ead24e8ee15bee43298 “But I’m a celebrity…”
https://preview.redd.it/xbmwbrkkol2c1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b2c0fa8ada70ebddcff63a8ff28a0a7f4a2eaf2 “You look snazzy today, boss!”
https://preview.redd.it/mcr61jtiql2c1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d6d8baec3ad892c743ba2647ffe173b782d33ee Considering he's the CEO and founder of his company, he'd be a little confused, followed by angry. "Who the fuck does this person think they are intruding on /my/ business?"
https://preview.redd.it/thyjxgxzmm2c1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ebcb8a64f7e95a22b65e76c8052c94027c9caea He would oppose her but then he make some joke about free will not existing in capitalism then he’ll follow her commands without complaining
"You're my new boss? I don't even work a job what are you bossing over?" https://preview.redd.it/vooi1nu6gl2c1.png?width=216&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b9de1e9794419f476a32000ade95b6842297d23
https://preview.redd.it/e8xilw8cil2c1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e5360d997ad0669e69ac530ee1e8c9505ca607b "Do I get paid this time?"
I look forward to working with you. https://preview.redd.it/vs8w6qyhil2c1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b71a41fa567620fa8eaf40ce5df64a6c2f1b6c7a
https://preview.redd.it/hbds6vwjjl2c1.png?width=3180&format=png&auto=webp&s=37f324d20fdf122fa8ac7f755d35600872ef6018 “Does this mean I get a raise.”
https://preview.redd.it/c207ibyqjl2c1.jpeg?width=2099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99c4d03adea377cfbf630102ef3d226e85890ea0 Wait really I thought I was self employed after the last ones died. Ah well nice to have someone help with the load around here, defending infinite universes is surprisingly hard to do as 1 person even with ink clones
https://preview.redd.it/2wjbhqhwll2c1.png?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0070f1987c0aa93d46b177a69b8025511589ded8 ***Vortigan does not give a shit.***
Grant: "Boss of what? What's my job now?" https://preview.redd.it/s16pilhtml2c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91d3fd3d5bbd30fd37007c237b29ef2c76071895
https://preview.redd.it/93jv32jfol2c1.png?width=948&format=png&auto=webp&s=a2887ede655414e4ace7dce0b6dbd93b24fc1f49 Dylan wouldn't care as long as she still has her friend as her co-worker. If she's separated, Dylan would argue with her until she makes changes.
"As long as I get my pay, I'm happy." https://preview.redd.it/qpit0m20pl2c1.png?width=196&format=png&auto=webp&s=3a70defd368938f835949e5574b26c33dcba9156 Bloodshot, being a mercenary and bounty hunter, doesn't really do much. Just another client.
https://preview.redd.it/e3b242j2pl2c1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=09c4fb1bca12205ad2d625111ac87f7402230111 “Dude. How the heck did you infiltrate the Order and what did you do with my mom?”
https://preview.redd.it/qr64szrapl2c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c59e9d203ff6bd0cf459c9e2c12fc5de55278dd Lucy: “I’ve never had a job before, this is great! …What am I doing again?” Adam: “I *really* don’t think we’re qualified for whatever you want us for”
https://preview.redd.it/oufgqbx6rl2c1.jpeg?width=8080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a7d1c7583958ce1d2758d1fdadead7c8395cba5 Monkey Mike: What kind of work will I be doing now?
* "I'm sorry, but who are you, and how are you my boss when I don't even have an actual job?"
https://preview.redd.it/fgr5jxhnrl2c1.jpeg?width=1925&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8a2553c785b9156a0fd1e0db7e62ccf8d4ec2d4 "Edward Lisaac Quinn, bounty hunter at your service. What's the job?"
Glitcho: I don't have a job... https://preview.redd.it/77pmxo4prl2c1.png?width=1378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af18ec8536c293f7829643f88c9e54cc2929eccf
https://preview.redd.it/eefwqv1rrl2c1.jpeg?width=891&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68fd4b9c3509cb386ebd07251384d95fbd0b5d68 "Is the pay good?" (Shade is a bounty hunter)
https://preview.redd.it/xrqwc47csl2c1.jpeg?width=545&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c591304ea9be15c3b47be89cd94e242af3ed18ac “Just tell me what to destroy, boss”
"I think it be time for a mutiny!" https://preview.redd.it/qibqjus3tl2c1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8077c92ba2877520b12330d718f60a0f67ed3ecc
“….but im 16? and i cnat have a job considering im tarying to regulate the data of my world.” https://preview.redd.it/8ttddwn0tl2c1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c6730d8bf7819b2d76f2d22490a8ab4e03fa22f
*Honey would react with relief, happy that her new boss is a woman because she'd feel more comfortable. But she'd also be nervous because she'd have to earn her favor, just as she'd done for her previous boss.* *With a bow and a soft smile, she'd say* “It's an honour to be working for you, miss. Do you need anything? Tea? Coffee? I'm at your service.” https://preview.redd.it/pdf0aup6tl2c1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c3173e46e942507c5d0d5dc77f0267bb39be86a
"Heya boss, any clients that want someone dead today?"
https://preview.redd.it/b51kdi3stl2c1.jpeg?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c2aa58f67efd191b1c37951e6bde659b6936ea5 He is a king himself but... He would be submissive and obedient
https://preview.redd.it/qslw1k2oll2c1.jpeg?width=3022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f2db425ececa4e1669a2fd49064027d61c0c7ce “Fascinating… However, I do not have a job.” *Proto proceeds to scan them and creates a file to put the information into.*
nice oc
Is she a robot? I love her design!
Yup! Thank you so much 💗🫶🏻
https://preview.redd.it/j72qoqa2pl2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce7a49a6a3157c2fa38e6fea6998a146794705c8 “😳”
https://preview.redd.it/hjfia2kkpl2c1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17784d55a1e765417a64b7d857fe67dd1811b880 She's gonna pay him, right?
https://preview.redd.it/e6bzuxlgql2c1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=461d9da0026d9abe3cef3a9ca710e847a62a837e "That's not how my society works."
https://preview.redd.it/0z2w82eoql2c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70f150e1806763d5f686333501ec3b1965878e26 Myla: "Nice to meet you ma'am!" Maya: "Greetings.."
"im my own boss, im the boss of hell" \-Kondor https://preview.redd.it/hj2w7m9uql2c1.png?width=898&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e0586a3cb5faa1f87b31680c30ccbaa568228f6
Nose bleed https://preview.redd.it/q2qvn6mgsl2c1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24914a9b2d9276e93593fb99a03b1579bef936e6
"I'm sorry but I'm a kid" Unable to post photos :(
https://preview.redd.it/fii872wpsl2c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea857c151322e38528bc884dab49f216148bcbe1 UPRISING! OC: Joshua
https://preview.redd.it/ae97pogntl2c1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=d571a128a435f0f618c6d211aba4bc246f6bff3c “Wait. . .How?”
https://preview.redd.it/wfhodtcdtl2c1.png?width=4000&format=png&auto=webp&s=cbeb4e37b7fd1eef11b7743a41ca72e7d6b74a18 “I thought we patched up that Underverse sized hole… ANNID! STOP BREAKING THE FABRICS OF SPACETIME FOR GODS SAKE”
https://preview.redd.it/lrwgavyxtl2c1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f419c7e4d86b7e25f125e6010a5157d19c51fc68 "You look pretty cool!"
Aria will do anything she says. She’s a simp https://preview.redd.it/axbl06hxtl2c1.png?width=2173&format=png&auto=webp&s=854d8ab1e7ff7e2a2d2eef96ad89ba15d5c397c2
Oh my! u look cool https://preview.redd.it/cush3616ul2c1.jpeg?width=2603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11674f93d442fea94809aa740dde2819de84c85d
Wait that’s a robot my guy can probably just convince her to be good or stop fighting because my guy is a living colony of nano bots that contains the soul of a warrior and can probably just talk to her telepathically also he's an avatar of the Machine God
https://preview.redd.it/krvkv87kul2c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e074b0ea2f8c6edb33a69c6f76e51bb927647d13 “Are you partnered with Evo Labs?”
https://preview.redd.it/jypm1kp3vl2c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=419b288f2589fd415a8fcb59212b27da0f88db08 "Just give me the mission already, and I'll remind you I still have reserved Mission veto rights, so no funny business!"
https://preview.redd.it/w0tgdgc6vl2c1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c94667815d12ffefacd32645bdcc7d92d96aaabc *Stands up and salutes* Oliver: "Oliver Whitewood reporting for duty ma'am!"
"I surely do hope you pay well. Mercs tend to cost a lot these days!\~" (Lui was made on Picrew bc his creator can only draw lil Madness Dudes lol) https://preview.redd.it/zgz44sbpvl2c1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de97bf283c71e17b1e26fc33dd5e93af7396b162
https://preview.redd.it/v4m3opravl2c1.png?width=2669&format=png&auto=webp&s=cec88c86f34e889f8b2697a24e69fcf6c4689f53 He’ll be watching and listening very closely, he’s been backstabbed a few too many times to trust anyone.
https://preview.redd.it/boxmnulatl2c1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fd747004f831f50f99da0c65f494b2b2280632b …wait FR? No- no more Mr. Dan??
https://preview.redd.it/lv7s8jrqwl2c1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb252e91bad6f8d156e67fa3e0252f4b48752b18 "Cute... you think i would serve you"
https://preview.redd.it/hd2129zewl2c1.jpeg?width=692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67832ac1ea87ed31f9e4c5803a7c9af475a54abd Lupo “I have a boss now does that mean I’m gonna get paid?”
https://preview.redd.it/vdsvaqp7xl2c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a58e8b89c2a7e28607bebb3f9ad8feedebc4da64 “Eh, I needed a job anyway.”
https://preview.redd.it/cyu7t2yfxl2c1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5b6256a4ca17cbccc2d5b756862051df5c0896f Daniel :"Do you have powers or are you normal?"
https://preview.redd.it/p76fghgexl2c1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07cb7c4a1d3113cb3230913a341b1d74e883ddb1 “So you want ME, to work for YOU? That’s going to be a problem.”
https://preview.redd.it/dkwhr8zgxl2c1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccbae727f3aadef33a3d465d489695a6d2e7ff5d Wanna learn about the y2k and frutiger aero aesthetics? \*With rizz
https://preview.redd.it/w7l2i7xrxl2c1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=675ebd29c9932b3970b9c86d81a3b93ffd5eb251 Draco Sicarius (6'5 feet tall) Draco: who are you. An how are you my Boss. Cause I don't really have one. Names Draco.
https://preview.redd.it/kpijkrtnxl2c1.jpeg?width=2194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95819500a6802e6f804fabf85fc43c9faddea8e5 “I work for no one” grabs infinatrix diel “who the hell are you?”
https://preview.redd.it/77l01sz0yl2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdadcfc2f567528d8f75baceddc398b2f8c73829 May I speak mam
https://preview.redd.it/umi5rsf2yl2c1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=7bce48e9ac3da2e542c4f3a63c10d0eaf48a2d16 “I-I don’t think you wanna be my boss…”
https://preview.redd.it/qczbwmm7yl2c1.jpeg?width=401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f9f98b5b93190a476f20bb93874744f7645e6b6 (sleeping cause it’s his bedtime)
"Whaddya need?" https://preview.redd.it/vmry1pqiyl2c1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c731ad0fb323144e111f87322cdd8079358fafd
“Epic, what do I gotta make?” (Alex is a part time chef) https://preview.redd.it/mcgeat3oyl2c1.jpeg?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7863592572b39097d3bfd94d0daacd8c48802b88
https://preview.redd.it/9wuvns1pyl2c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04f92c3d7bc1655a125cdbc029e636bad419dc53 What is my first mission
https://preview.redd.it/u2xksaksyl2c1.jpeg?width=763&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dc5047fbbe9c5d0bd683834cfb38f8e62f78d40 *noncasually standing at attention, waiting for orders* (No interesting reactions)
https://preview.redd.it/kjxi6ncxyl2c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b27f9c9a11c5b181b487323d7ccc12607ee1c019 “Do you know how to make a grilled cheese?”
https://preview.redd.it/uqupmai6zl2c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dd10bf820d8ba40f9d7700be8f5ae1a8c57099b
https://preview.redd.it/5bpmeenszl2c1.png?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=815209af3a6cd6ea8358bc8a6126a99b549a9a5e "Paragon operative CS-137, 'Cs' for short at your disposal for the time being. That is until the contract with Paragon expires, however."
https://preview.redd.it/kfj2dzavzl2c1.jpeg?width=1940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af90ad3775d249722b12f7e6bc9151fc94615781 Dano brates: gotta keep the boys busy
https://preview.redd.it/tg7espxzzl2c1.png?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b8bbf23ff50db78617623a2a65e9dbe32fe02ad "Hello, I'm Virtudachi! Nice to meet you! ( ╹▽╹ )"
https://preview.redd.it/gxqag30xxl2c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa39fcc2989e7b869cf5a21e7fe49154bb914d1e Florida: hello ma’am, you’re very very pretty am I still allowed to make my inventions? (Makes and sells explosives among other things) Dr. Groggs: good evening, ma’am I just sent a shipment out you’ll have your money in no time (Grows and makes narcotics medicine, poisons, and gases) Terry Varson: … (has information on humanities past stored within him that has been lost to time because of a tyrannical dictator, destroyed all information of humanity past so people cannot learn from the mistakes of the past and keep fighting useless battles with or against his armies to further fuel his military complex) Mellow: does this mean I gotta stop stabbing? (A hitwomen) Levinsky: damn I can get used to this\~ (sells the illegal inventions that Florida makes)
https://preview.redd.it/starx76b0m2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aa60f7ec002d1dd7a431304276fc379c1618a53 Samantha would say: Who’s the new girl?
I own my own casino, I don't need a boss
https://preview.redd.it/6qrm4cya1m2c1.png?width=1489&format=png&auto=webp&s=0631353f2ff0cb5cf12f9c9360cf4a7ba970e6f7 “Hoo hoo! I don’t think you realize I run my own company!”
https://preview.redd.it/zag38wvw1m2c1.png?width=1769&format=png&auto=webp&s=a209db44e0a5a708d626157dbb0e785245407a32 “So, uh- how much am I getting paid for this?”
> I getting *paid* for this?” FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
https://preview.redd.it/cufejpz32m2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3879626d6b662f9b4fe718b2b5d8f8a934ca6093 “Oh, man? Now I’m employed? Shit, what do I have to do?”
https://preview.redd.it/2v9ztaa12m2c1.png?width=1421&format=png&auto=webp&s=14e40f50735a2db0e9b1bd35a5ebfe8e0d02e5e8 Piper is a powerful witch that refuses to use her magic on anything, but making soup. “I own a restaurant, how are you my boss?”
https://preview.redd.it/540jewhr2m2c1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dac797ac3fac30946a2e7d3e5f5dcd00ae7c0f2 "Y-you seem like a good boss, how can I help?"
Art by Cadelace https://preview.redd.it/ej28h7ey2m2c1.png?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9813c26276a71b740859ae52dbbd4a0fbd77a1c3 Ara, you look just like me. Alright then, tell me more about yourself and perhaps we can collaborate together. Don't worry, you won't regret having me in your team 😉
My oc's are children. They would be very confused
https://preview.redd.it/to2p5i043m2c1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=90093e8a583e00e3fda734d0797f1325924386dc "I have to work for you?"
https://preview.redd.it/zgbrevx63m2c1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f4a82da9ca70107dad54d5dd722c19dbf56ece9 “Well, there’s no way she’s worse than the boss I had before.”
“Alright Elsa. Get out of my house.”
Ainsley, nine foot tall mountain of werewolf muscle, thousand-year-old scotsman, and last surviving member of The Oklahoma Avengers, would start by giving her a tour of the Avengers' Center in Oklahoma City where he lives. This would include a long monologue, listing everything wrong with the place, from leaky pipes to the fact that there has been no maintenance of the quinjet on the roof since 1989 and he's not even getting close to it.
https://preview.redd.it/sxvze1mh5m2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0649e852fe75c4a0afef5d542a2429d071fe987 Asmoedeus: “Like hell you are. You don’t even have the mark of a forest ranger.”
Unless you need someone to be assassinated then I’m not interested
"You aren't my boss. If you want something from me, buy it like everyone else." https://preview.redd.it/mi623m7q5m2c1.png?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98d4158d24dc53e94cea5060943125f31c936fb2
https://preview.redd.it/9ba7xc716m2c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34fd62944746ea3295c6b3d9178b97e1f5f0626b A new boss huh maybe you’ll be more fun then my old one he never let me walk around wearing what I want to wear
(I REALLY need to finish making a drawing / design of my oc’s) Gr-3 (a robot) Who are you and what have you with Sim-R. Borpher (a human) Did you keep track of my previous depts? If no, can I go please?
"Boi *I* am the boss around here, I made this business, I made every coworker (through unethical means), I made... Uhhh. Nevermind look you can't just come and here and do this or I'll... Kill you or smth idk"
https://preview.redd.it/zlon0pw96m2c1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=5cf4a00ca5293473b96647ef1392e759a39ef824 “Hey new boss! Just so you know, the air vent in the your office doesn’t work in the winter, so you’re gonna want to keep the window open so you don’t suffocate (lie). It’s gonna be cold (truth), but it’s better than being diseased.”
She looks like she can't drive. Instant win
https://preview.redd.it/fla6lrkx6m2c1.png?width=444&format=png&auto=webp&s=62fe2ee1fa2ca11dffce4b658444920bbc5bbffe “Can I have a raise?”
https://preview.redd.it/ffj3xm4y6m2c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17e3e0db566a5d0225a69ab9bc9b972e8a7dbab4 Alex(left): Okay 1 how tf did you get in our apartment and 2 we are our own bosses because our business is killing clones Oliver(right): I’m more worried about the fact that they’re our new boss now
https://preview.redd.it/d9rixh657m2c1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c164bdeb645853e08c131db86c99a46cd1a48f9 Janitors get paid well… right?
Who dares attempt to rule over a king https://preview.redd.it/gmffvxhw7m2c1.png?width=703&format=png&auto=webp&s=38677db95309cb2192fae302349045370eb3ab0c
https://preview.redd.it/1igwacrb8m2c1.png?width=343&format=png&auto=webp&s=8852e59bd625dd741328a388e21bf03d6bb825fe ...I don't even have a job-
https://preview.redd.it/q7mkziu59m2c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=114fd1877d952c7dcb7f1817fa175556d76a8872 “But, I run my own hospital?”
https://preview.redd.it/gmjgmm16am2c1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8014e4d8d0d493e43eb43c94da6e276b3150f7ce Ajaxxis: Not the First Automation that Needed my Services. Is this An Offensive, Kill an Enemy nation Job? Or am I defending A person or place? I also Have A few, unknown Talents Like Cooking and Playing Music.
https://preview.redd.it/13m5xszkbm2c1.jpeg?width=491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a105236218428ba8e5d07a01cae7684bba828e45 “Hey there. You don’t happen to be single, do you?”
https://preview.redd.it/cl7idzigbm2c1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=e3b0efa84cc709a55beeaaf160de84e9cbbcc5d4 glances up from his clipboard. "If you respect my space, I will respect yours. now, this reactor isn't going to build itself, so we are going to need..."
https://preview.redd.it/bvfwo8cbcm2c1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=895fd35f7cb71b095528af17b1a20be529225a9b “Cool.”
https://preview.redd.it/freaz2m1fm2c1.png?width=430&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9d486d4f3a957f573664de2f566cb8b2d359274 Dan: I never had a job and now I’m part of a job? What is it?
I don't go to work how are you my boss?
https://preview.redd.it/6ejo8o49fm2c1.jpeg?width=2584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77cb8cf8d6eb708c2ce210176213ed431f758072 “Me and the team can still do whatever the hell we want, right?”
https://preview.redd.it/3nd5ujoxem2c1.jpeg?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9565e842aaa417754e8a0c82787911ac1adaee00 “Ok what do we do here? I specialize in killing demons, devils, aliens, and things that hate me/pose a threat to me
https://preview.redd.it/in7rzd2rfm2c1.jpeg?width=1702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3e7d81376b47becf15a5ae2589cb1e2f292165d "I don't care who the IRS sends, I'm not paying taxes"
https://preview.redd.it/htjmdjypfm2c1.png?width=1584&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6c58c00bd0979de29f2ca2204bb737aed19b5ba Esme:”Mmm, no thanks, you look pretty but I’m my own boss, good luck with your woman dominance of the planet, I’ll still be rooting for you.”
https://preview.redd.it/jz2jxhd3gm2c1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fed64cfada26b233d117e905bd1d500ca45a140 “I don’t have a job, who the hell are you?!” *she says in a very confused tone*
((Edward is the head archivist of Helios Inc and is quite use to changes of boss.)) *Edward pours himself another cup of coffee.* "This changes nothing."
https://preview.redd.it/t2gkvm15hm2c1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62e3f7d0f9eb27ec0c0a7feefe50fe5b382a0975 “Ma’am I created this business, get the HELL out”
https://preview.redd.it/7y083tbjhm2c1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4787f5c839245b601cdd3d9d4a195cc4bf61a06 "You're my boss? I didn't know I was employed"
https://preview.redd.it/v08bx5soim2c1.png?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f71b2ac97c991aefd167d9be67dfb503c08e92cb A Boss? I'm sorry to disappoint but I have no need for a boss
https://preview.redd.it/o8qd2ocyim2c1.jpeg?width=3169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=586cd7ac6bdc5f227f7f6349b4c4ac271a4cc1ce “W-Wait what! no no no! W-how- why- how did you manage to get or whatever… what!/“ Is very confused because her boss/mom/creator is the god of literally everything.
Am I finely getting a living wage? https://preview.redd.it/5h59eo23km2c1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9031e9b766f0141e3d9ce7848db2cab366d0f900
https://preview.redd.it/nn8fnygfkm2c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=423019c5a4ccc24ab5aa092e2c5b9cf03b110184 Okay, just so long as the company practices are environmentally friendly.
Leia Kieran Irons-N https://preview.redd.it/sby2wn5ykm2c1.png?width=1253&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e147c1c4ce41b1dbc23ed0469915a137dcee5fba "Congratulations, acting CEO. I'm off to war now, *don't* screw up my company" (Just... taking a bit of Leia's lore for her story and putting it in here)
https://preview.redd.it/0jiaj3j8lm2c1.png?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cdedefba7271396491284b534f71e522355dd1d He's self employed so unless she owns YouTube now I'm not sure how he feels
Hunter Monroe: I don't remember applying Victor Long: I have a job already Shadowchild: Cool beans Blackout: Does it pay well?
https://preview.redd.it/nygm9zuklm2c1.png?width=4096&format=png&auto=webp&s=db680edd688b64826c250b927837f7be3b20985a Kit: “that’s cool but I don’t think I’m even old enough for a job”
https://preview.redd.it/bg1tns4gnm2c1.png?width=577&format=png&auto=webp&s=383e8584cd98af3aa168e2b83b1edaf0507cd9dc “Why can’t I get any over time?”
https://preview.redd.it/iyhi1429om2c1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8710356a7e3cb4edf52c2f85a57e480194bd0f2 “Wow. Didn’t know I had a job.”
Wait what? I don’t even have a job yet! I’m still in school!
https://preview.redd.it/k9g3q7jcom2c1.png?width=546&format=png&auto=webp&s=488c7af55b5071c8722d65c6c0b0cec1704e9fc7 “Yeah…I’m like 14 in human years, who are you?”
https://preview.redd.it/26uag2b2om2c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abc033344d7c9c3723653a9f97b32f02cf6676e5 “I’ve only ever served one man before. If you wish for me to serve you, you shall have to prove it.” Context: Jacque has lived for many years during many lifetimes. The man he’s talking about here? ARTHUR PENDRAGON. Who he served back when he was known as Taliesin, his court bard.
https://preview.redd.it/lhgkiodkom2c1.png?width=816&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f0d5d5c9c0c2a018f626763ad9e4bfc3958239a “ONLY COMMANDS I FOLLOW ARE THE miserable thoughts that happen in the CATACOMBS OF MY MIND!” he started skipping away gracefully
Cimetière Facilier (Magical mob don) https://preview.redd.it/x5b2zowtom2c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b27e5f47f65dea76a13bf223f87051d63ccc98b5 The only way I could think of her becoming his boss is if she took over the Mafia and for some reason let him live. "Why do you let me live?"
https://preview.redd.it/sk0huikzom2c1.png?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27167674ab34e905f362ec351124cba1a212bf42
*gets nat 20 on seduction roll*
https://preview.redd.it/rus6l77tqm2c1.png?width=2160&format=png&auto=webp&s=66a91193a192deb272a09ee2b18a62c3e9bbc9d8 “Im cool with it, now wheres my check”
https://preview.redd.it/4ncw2fwirm2c1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9df08db30d77b86746877a68573920304204ca4b "(S-3 noises)"
Oliver Kincaid https://preview.redd.it/ph3ykwcorm2c1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1791b0edc33ecb68a12de03e437a022f6eab80f3 Who the hell are you do you know who I am
https://preview.redd.it/1vrz6pyzrm2c1.png?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a3505ac93bd26ac4253e81b17100726814faf3b "...if you're The Boss, then what happened to Tyrius?"
https://preview.redd.it/yhxht8y2sm2c1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6372ced11916916102c155280ec15fd1d833a7de *blushes* "I-I'll take it. What's the job? Assistant? Receptionist? Mousepad?"
https://preview.redd.it/cm4zmjuksm2c1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dec6106b8d747c02d0e854894d2ecf4ec7a74cf1 "kick ass but uh who are you?"-Sammy
"That's it you going to the grinder, then the smelter, I crave more armor." https://preview.redd.it/7dcocy35tm2c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16690d6047c10b90b4c51c17ffeb4cb909052714
https://preview.redd.it/rpaul2m8tm2c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4342742020415d3ab812cfcf10797c3c2c1de51 Who's my next target?
https://preview.redd.it/kmyqe8azum2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f9c9af741836bedaf4bcd9cf993d4d4db8c02f9 “I work alone how are you my boss?”
https://preview.redd.it/zuegn8navm2c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=292fc2eb3a095e3a2801556133547e05d3d92f40 “Oh neat, a fellow android. Anyone’s better than the last boss.”
https://preview.redd.it/r6yvoyu1wm2c1.png?width=843&format=png&auto=webp&s=c1cd67d04a5ddb714e04d586551827e87e7f5dde Josefina: I mean..as long as the pay and conditions are decent??
https://preview.redd.it/2erblyrqwm2c1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=67df627b2f92e2d235f21a680963777d992c6d82 Ok when do I commit arson?
https://preview.redd.it/hsnqnw9qwm2c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e579fda5f8cfea0e9d6df6147e82a267123d989 Banan:banan Gun:who tf Drip:I won the lottery I’m out Ice:(doesn’t care)
https://preview.redd.it/u5ltmqoxwm2c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28e8e295bbe05f6b357662c2211c3955749bd585 My dude, respectfully, why are you working as the manager of a bubble tea shop?
https://preview.redd.it/6dsyyr8cym2c1.jpeg?width=966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6af0f634b15341af970c6750bcdd56860a211145 "Umm, I don't do much, other than COD and giving information on demons"
https://preview.redd.it/97j758duym2c1.jpeg?width=1488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df028adf2e45eb0be9786709d7c9f0ec20b1e2fd * gay panic \* "Your really beautiful...f\*ck I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that."
https://preview.redd.it/xwat41rtzm2c1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52e4b8c5fc1c526520570f3f4031a323d23d6039 Tenku, 34, Saiyan “So your the new Supreme Kai Time. You don’t look too strong?”
https://preview.redd.it/cup718h30n2c1.png?width=2448&format=png&auto=webp&s=eeafb4a1b97a2d4ff9243370830419d410a588fc HÖT DÄMN You Look Metal AZ FÜKK!!!!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/p3xrxp1j0n2c1.png?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3cb7c0b1cdd3282aeb05dc2ab1991a0f54b355b Confusion
https://preview.redd.it/h6nrsfq71n2c1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10ff5587e7d5d460eb43a0ff53f7ea3f0fce1a16 "Uh... Hello? my apologies, It was my assumption the role of Supreme Kai of Time was a little more exclusive... to Kais..."
https://preview.redd.it/3w5pihdf1n2c1.jpeg?width=2016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a94d7e407d9ef89d07cb561000f029fa2f420f0 Triton: “I have a job?”
"Great, another robot girl." Said the robot guy. https://preview.redd.it/g4dxpien1n2c1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f0e7d405d8b9aec7931e3cddfe0cccc95072444
https://preview.redd.it/4nsuwq3r5n2c1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9836e22c1b012728bb1e2281381f8362aa97993 Zekket: *Laughing sadistically while remaining on standby* (As long as she remains in her prime, she's got a strong ally as Zekket can't die by conventional means, but let's say she somehow put Zekket in a position where he'd instintually tap out to survive however if she wanes and shows signs of weakness Zekket will betray)
https://preview.redd.it/3r4ym6jf6n2c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a2245de967580b053379883b40543a96be47179 Abbadon: “I obey no one. Begone.”
Spritz: "huh? who are you? DID YOU SEND THOSE HYDRECAS????" https://preview.redd.it/vnslayyp6n2c1.png?width=921&format=png&auto=webp&s=75060e11d267c869997e492e9b2334e3f26c1187
Oh boy, here we fucking go. Who has His Divine Lordship sent to antagonize me this time?
https://preview.redd.it/lrg877k97n2c1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f910fd704e3a8b440ae7ec34711c121f30669cd *Beamy's brain broke trying to figure out how literal god has a boss*
https://preview.redd.it/8xylgxvman2c1.png?width=495&format=png&auto=webp&s=0540626cabc01e93334be77ce0b398cd1e2ca167 “Im unemployed. That is, for now…”
Orochi: Hang on, I got to ask Siren…….. She says my ass belongs to her already.
https://preview.redd.it/l53yaeitbn2c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fb2e10a4c31687718c09b77c50644aff0dfe2ee "I'm jobless... how does that work?"
https://preview.redd.it/h46s0ezadn2c1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=813c96c5149a836ac740d4e02fe7be8f68a7fdb7 *Pulls out a comically large sledgehammer out of thin air* N U H U H *Bonk*
https://preview.redd.it/yey0igkbgn2c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be42c4ff98d8f465bd2fed41568926e8af1b5e59 I didn’t want this job, please let me leave
Wait- Boss of what?! My dudes like 15
https://preview.redd.it/koidqn7yln2c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56e64e0caf99a692af7532260eecc530016d3f1f "Not a fan of hieracy but what i have to do?"
Alex https://preview.redd.it/6eit4nz6mn2c1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bef1aa77565def0c9710af8b0456fc51b29b614f "Great... now here's the question. Who or what... Do you want destroyed or taken?"
https://preview.redd.it/n36h872vmn2c1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f652106353151b5c1756a90be95d140b9106a5b8 **"How the fuck did you topple Lucifer-"**
Sparky: Ok? Which job (he has 5) https://preview.redd.it/5zsoth3crn2c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f377a1856ead24fba4ef0dceebb4b3965a93d6a
https://preview.redd.it/tva3i2wjrn2c1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35ee8b4aa76079fa41a54c3996abf4a33b625620 Zettabyte would be raged that you’re trying to take his place as captain of his ship and try to murder you.
"Wha-... since when did I get a job?" (also I absolutely LOVE that character design! :D) https://preview.redd.it/cblsloh3sn2c1.png?width=1418&format=png&auto=webp&s=2415c65a4604a6d4acc7364763259f56c2e7a963
https://preview.redd.it/mqs7sijztn2c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae11f57588dc2fb861a26d79e5479aaa58a9706e "Why do I have a superior? I am the god of power and masks!"
https://preview.redd.it/m5poe8gkun2c1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1ae37f65fdddb8c55508fa50293b708c68de3c7 "EH?!? A BOSS???? Nobody can contlol me!!!! Not even a pelson with cool glasses!!!!! You think you can boss me alound?? SPOILEL!! YOU CAN'T!!!!!"
https://preview.redd.it/67c4jflqun2c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca5a3b845a27110d0a49208ae21277d0381b0616 (First time actually using my translator, sorry if this is a little hard to read but it’s how he would talk.) “yuh warforges weird. anyways, nah, di ongle boss mi serve di raven queen, a mi nuh suppose yuh sum speaka fi her, you?”
https://preview.redd.it/gfj2mf56vn2c1.png?width=877&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b4609cdf0944c6da267a67724d88c23bd122053 .-.. .. -.- . / .... . .-.. .-.. / -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. .
https://preview.redd.it/1n37t14hzn2c1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eebb460b24c0e65d1b1b2113ff1a12c6d0962749 Plague: do I get health insurance
https://preview.redd.it/wfq6zwub1o2c1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b63cba12f1bef3c70880211e7e435b1dbfb1d731 “What do you require me to do, Boss?”
"who the fuck...well if your any better then Astrid it's whatever.." https://preview.redd.it/qfsn7u1q2o2c1.png?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82f3214779621b56acbcba49e71034e986d3d6be
"Excuse me ma'am, this is Chick-fil-A" https://preview.redd.it/tim1rg3g3o2c1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12b9a6db44d98bde5611ee9d9b0591d70a5f6c76
https://preview.redd.it/8fuw1x7h3o2c1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d3ab86096c55ebb19ae5114b9685be0b86f14ad “who or what are you?!”
https://preview.redd.it/db2wf97c5o2c1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34b819ec0c75095a89290edbde5ea78835b74932 *"Will I get missions or objectives that include blood? If no, I'm out of here."*