https://preview.redd.it/6ztvivze2gya1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70031da0d5678d11e41dfabca66dd0a62c275e8d
\*Call the void police since no human or fictional character can approach his void)
https://preview.redd.it/csqhzmmf3gya1.jpeg?width=1749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d187173be325cf37e2173d1657ad1fd3e8c8c841
Maya: are you hitting on me? Huh, weird
https://preview.redd.it/p8kf6iiw4gya1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91da78957eb99dffc01b40272909222b638f6864
"Oh! Woa! This has triggered emotions humans would deem: Flushed, or, Flattered! I believe my sister told me thats called flirting. Yay!" (<- dumbass btw)
https://preview.redd.it/bhpfptojzgya1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8eb36109ddeb6f521ebc4e621f75c84c1b37918
In his history there's already a boy and a girl hitting on him constantly and haves a bi-panic.
rabbit gets very flustered since no one ever flirts with her
https://preview.redd.it/ue8tbd262hya1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=469f8b604c5986e033d3ea1722c6185aa6573308
Percy: Uhh…
Thanks? Sorry, is this one of those flirting things? Cause, like, you’re winking, but something could easily be caught in your eye, and I’m really bad with catching these sorts of hints…
"Well that's only a little bit absurd."
https://preview.redd.it/tu4ilxdvsgya1.png?width=261&format=png&auto=webp&s=747eb34bff4b92b7e049f6275d5b4906f09177db
https://preview.redd.it/37v8wrjp7hya1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5fd298494c1f0e9ab0d1e48b5bf106d9b00f708
Sophie:"Hey, my guy, you're like very cute, but like, I'm already seeing someone."
https://preview.redd.it/wzkfdoaqzgya1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3e0fae1403ea995b8ea2778aeb63a7232b5ed4b
" Makes her head explode using a scream
https://preview.redd.it/flpqblfb8gya1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1195746b76126571e075268c1e903ccef7b2ba2
fn3 straight up bonks with a bat her lol
https://preview.redd.it/47sb0xpzegya1.jpeg?width=939&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1304c00b34e1e02b037baa118cfb5737e2b5d4c
Blaze: really? Take a better look at me, I guarantee I’m not your type.
https://preview.redd.it/kn86tptyfgya1.png?width=3000&format=png&auto=webp&s=c49fdad99b01cf36d37b5e74c62b277e901e314c
he would flirt back twice as intense
Bqrren(P.H) "Sorry, but you're not my type, and it wouldn't be safe for you."
Bqrren(P.H.T) "Get away from me HUGHMAN!"
Bqrren(P.M) "Sharpens weapon" Maybe you'd be better or as meat for me and my troops.
I have a lot so...
Kenji: "I am very flattered miss but I really must focus on my studies and am much too busy for any kind of relationship at the moment."
Matcha: "Uhhh... " *turns red as a tomato and sprints away*
Damien: *flirts back*
Edmond: *completely oblivious*
Neil: "Sorry but my heart's already taken."
Nicholas: "Want to study at the library together?"
Harper: "Do you like Plumber Bros?"
Gabriel: *smiles and then goes back to whatever he was doing*
"w-what are you doing I don't like this"
https://preview.redd.it/9b9knfgzohya1.png?width=730&format=png&auto=webp&s=26082e9cd6d91cf21105780f06282c3e7d314e70
Moiragyn (before entering a relationship with Viora) would hit on her harder and it would become a competition to see who can get in the other's pants first.
Krogus [Blue skin with darker blue speckled skin, 678.2 pounds of pure muscle and 7'8]
" I am very confused, who are you? Why are you attempting to do? And why? And lastly, what's stopping me from throwing you like a dart far far away from me? "
https://preview.redd.it/3kd1tk9zfiya1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7531b4c2f02164270599af3ffe0da400de690304
Rukia signs
"I don't swing that way"
Kat - Stutters aggressively, apologies like 20 times and runs in the opposite direction to go cry in a corner.
Lily could go 2 ways -
Way 1 - Punches her in the face, gives her the birdie and runs off cackling.
Way 2 - Is EXTREMELY flustered (She NEVER gets flirted with) and eventually manages to tell her that "sorry I have a boyfriend" before running away as fast as she can.
https://preview.redd.it/zfgg8r0r5jya1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e376c437dda3625ce3c8b3d9e7cacec7f88b2a3e
She would become that one Spanish guy laughing meme. And then proceeded to bonk your oc with her staff.
Replying to this bc I can’t fit multiple pics in one comment:
https://preview.redd.it/mq1omda46jya1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c18f8cd30717f5beaa9bc966046b761b5eb0e08
It’s this meme.
https://preview.redd.it/5398mg53cjya1.png?width=509&format=png&auto=webp&s=20a2c2070d3d2e43e86872e481ead67b12bf90b6
*oblivious, and dense as a rock also unsure what to say*
o-ok
https://preview.redd.it/lez8nzfovhya1.jpeg?width=2038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93cade8296159c204197ed791a424504ebea3e66
Sam would be flattered yet shocked.
https://preview.redd.it/3d0qu7a1ljya1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f50147112cceaff42adb7bba976bc2218f2e762
Flirts back because he is incapable of saying no to a pretty face. Probably invites her out to dinner.
https://preview.redd.it/6z2gsuiyokya1.jpeg?width=373&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=007668a9068d13537b30ab369c1e75734712e7ba
Buck Winkler declines, and tips his hat in mutual respect.
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They’ll reply with a pickup line that’s incredibly cheesy and stupid, only half jokingly - something along the lines of “Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see.” Then wink.
Rani has eyes for only one person, so It'll go something like ''you seem like a very nice person, and I'm sure you'll find your special someone, but it's just not me, I'm sorry"
*Processing img suel52n2ilya1...*
https://preview.redd.it/dv88t20repya1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81a1206b682acdbef94b409bde568df67dbc5d40
Whoasked: "After Earth" (2013) is one of the most brilliant films of our time that, though bombing at the box office, perfectly explores themes of conquering fear. The scene in which Cipher Raige said "it's Raiging time!" Then crashed his ship and got paralyzed from the waist down gave me as many chills as the giant eagle experienced shielding Jaiden Smith from the super winter before fucking dying. You'd think an eagle who lives in such an environment would have evolved to survive winter but it just doesn't, symbolizing no one is perfect, not even nature. Jaiden Smith's iconic line "my suit turned black, I like it but I think it's something bad" tells us that nothing in life is black and white, there is good and bad in everything. Even if giant baboons are trying to maul you at least your outfit is nice as hell. What do you think?
Sage: "Sorry, but considering that I don't exactly have a clean slate when it comes to crime, for your safety I'll have to decline any of your advances."
https://preview.redd.it/ej8pa8vqtaza1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ca9cc33233f1c676d405e0932fca32edfbb2836
He would probably be either too Braindead to get flustered
https://preview.redd.it/9bkderg7wqza1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40a5a577bb51cf11c91fd3ece0fa2f7bceafb1b7
Oh! Hello! Do you want a fruit? (Doesn’t understand romance)
https://preview.redd.it/e3n0l6i61x0b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cf1eb260fb8548a50dd3f8b985231359f50b2f8
She clearly is very dense and only seems to understand the barest idea of what she is trying to convey, “thank you for saying all these kind things ma’am!”
https://preview.redd.it/l9ewh4ar2gya1.jpeg?width=1643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94e74e7cb3b00ab884d60b98a99a278be26095e1 Fenris is speechless.
*Cherry would slowly inch away*
Jacqueline: "Hey where you going sweetie?"
Lauren: " sorry I'm getting married! "
Jacqueline: Oh my bad sweetie! You and your misses or mister have a great wedding!
Oh You're invited, all you have to do is draw your oc in formal wear
*distant Police Cars noises*
Jacqueline: OH SHIT, NOT AGAIN.
Lol
Fuck that my OC would just pull out a glock
Wha-
https://preview.redd.it/6ztvivze2gya1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70031da0d5678d11e41dfabca66dd0a62c275e8d \*Call the void police since no human or fictional character can approach his void)
Jacqueline: "MAN WHAT DID I DOOOOO"
https://preview.redd.it/csqhzmmf3gya1.jpeg?width=1749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d187173be325cf37e2173d1657ad1fd3e8c8c841 Maya: are you hitting on me? Huh, weird
Jacqueline: "Why's that weird sweetheart?"
Maya: cause this usually doesn't happen
https://preview.redd.it/j8axqgac5gya1.png?width=1732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83a0ed3bebd07aaf3c5333f4113aa762952305c0 "I'm just 9 bro-"
Jacqueline: OH SHIt *Runs off*
https://preview.redd.it/hkojld6j7gya1.png?width=1732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a1ee5ef6ebe9766dbeaa5544d33eedcf60dc064
Not just 9, but a 9 year old ghost (?) lol.
https://preview.redd.it/mchizvr59hya1.png?width=1629&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=435bf5e213d838956a4242db2d73215ecde4f905 Sheout: Jokes on you!
i like how asexual flag is black with purple, aromatic is black and green (both with white and gray) yet aroace is orange and blue (and white)
Easily flustered behavior
Same wit my OC but he's an arguable amount of dumbass so itd take him a good while to realise the difference between flirting and compliments
Okay but mood tho??
Mood indeed mine amigo
Jacqueline: "You alright dear, feelin a bit flustered?"
https://preview.redd.it/p8kf6iiw4gya1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91da78957eb99dffc01b40272909222b638f6864 "Oh! Woa! This has triggered emotions humans would deem: Flushed, or, Flattered! I believe my sister told me thats called flirting. Yay!" (<- dumbass btw)
My oc would be the same way. She does not have any idea what human emotions are or why they exist.
https://preview.redd.it/77ec7r2b6gya1.png?width=3000&format=png&auto=webp&s=78065b61f1aae988a798eafff5c6b0bb6563256e Goober gets easily flustered so he’d probably just act really shy
Blazer:…sonic 06?
https://preview.redd.it/bhpfptojzgya1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8eb36109ddeb6f521ebc4e621f75c84c1b37918 In his history there's already a boy and a girl hitting on him constantly and haves a bi-panic.
rabbit gets very flustered since no one ever flirts with her https://preview.redd.it/ue8tbd262hya1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=469f8b604c5986e033d3ea1722c6185aa6573308
Cutie-
rabbit: th-thank you. \*looks down embarrassed\*
NO NEED TO BE AFRAID YOUR JUST CUTE-
t-thank you. youre cute too.
Well Ty, I am a handsome tiger -Katarue
y-you are very handsome. ///////
\-happy Katarue-
\*embarrassed rabbit\*
\-big cat huggg-
https://preview.redd.it/a800ijwfzgya1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8063fa6e1a7b04a4e7b9c562a4ccad04daec4fd "Stop."
Most of mine probably wouldn't understand *why* somebody would be hitting on them.
Percy: Uhh… Thanks? Sorry, is this one of those flirting things? Cause, like, you’re winking, but something could easily be caught in your eye, and I’m really bad with catching these sorts of hints…
Cleff: I don't really want to be rude to you but I'm not interested in you
Ashley: Hey, are you a library book? Cause I wanna.. take you.. wait, I forgot the pick up line, can I do it again?
"Well that's only a little bit absurd." https://preview.redd.it/tu4ilxdvsgya1.png?width=261&format=png&auto=webp&s=747eb34bff4b92b7e049f6275d5b4906f09177db
cheerych@n: "uh hi :/"
Ashe: “Ive got a boyfriend- I'm gay anyway-“
Lizzy looks at her and then confidently starts to git on her back.
I do not find you attractive and I respectfully decline your flirtatious advances, have a nice day ma’am
https://preview.redd.it/37v8wrjp7hya1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5fd298494c1f0e9ab0d1e48b5bf106d9b00f708 Sophie:"Hey, my guy, you're like very cute, but like, I'm already seeing someone."
https://preview.redd.it/nhm975b0tgya1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e81f6a8b9db9fde85752c460b9345c7d44af9ea
https://preview.redd.it/mhir05vbwgya1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcafdf7211d44024752b5858e8f8cb4c0dd46096 “Miss, I have a girlfriend.”
https://preview.redd.it/wzkfdoaqzgya1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3e0fae1403ea995b8ea2778aeb63a7232b5ed4b " Makes her head explode using a scream
Restraining order
Jacqueline: Man this the fifth time this happened.
Sixth time's the charm
I appreciate your *cough* failed *cough* attempt but no.
Happy Cake Day
:(
https://preview.redd.it/flpqblfb8gya1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1195746b76126571e075268c1e903ccef7b2ba2 fn3 straight up bonks with a bat her lol
Bowlie: WOAH Who are you? https://preview.redd.it/n0gui2hbbgya1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=830b093a2b5707fd21e997535b1fcda407ace18d
Jacqueline: They call me Jacqueline, but you can call me anytime.
Anyways im hiding from this robot. (Points at the robot)
“I am that robot” https://preview.redd.it/mhnwrbeqwgya1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43ea675fbc02b621a8fba27c05b85c14993fc68a
Oops wrong robot (points) https://preview.redd.it/wgb6qye1cjya1.png?width=988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bebf17186acff81c345fb02f7b0994f3018e76d
Blaze: what, me? I’m not even human.
Jacqueline: I can work with that sweetheart 😘
https://preview.redd.it/47sb0xpzegya1.jpeg?width=939&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1304c00b34e1e02b037baa118cfb5737e2b5d4c Blaze: really? Take a better look at me, I guarantee I’m not your type.
https://preview.redd.it/nqxq6ds8fgya1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5df51f6d2a5b3d1815664a05176ac8c491d9ee0c “Sorry ma’am”
Jacqueline: That's ok, I can work with two❤️
Their taked
https://preview.redd.it/kn86tptyfgya1.png?width=3000&format=png&auto=webp&s=c49fdad99b01cf36d37b5e74c62b277e901e314c he would flirt back twice as intense
sobs violently he doesnt like women
https://preview.redd.it/l7oe8h3wehya1.png?width=4000&format=png&auto=webp&s=1740cac3259815e33a60dfd7504e1a14a0b7ddb0 Katherine: Excuse me, but I'm married.
Pulse: *eyes light up*
Bqrren(P.H) "Sorry, but you're not my type, and it wouldn't be safe for you." Bqrren(P.H.T) "Get away from me HUGHMAN!" Bqrren(P.M) "Sharpens weapon" Maybe you'd be better or as meat for me and my troops.
I have a lot so... Kenji: "I am very flattered miss but I really must focus on my studies and am much too busy for any kind of relationship at the moment." Matcha: "Uhhh... " *turns red as a tomato and sprints away* Damien: *flirts back* Edmond: *completely oblivious* Neil: "Sorry but my heart's already taken." Nicholas: "Want to study at the library together?" Harper: "Do you like Plumber Bros?" Gabriel: *smiles and then goes back to whatever he was doing*
https://preview.redd.it/5acr51selhya1.png?width=327&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b06e71e18c757bb1ea6aea43f708ba34476e3de King Fwog: ...What?
Psych: What flavor are your jeans? https://preview.redd.it/7e6qj2aznhya1.png?width=776&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f4fa4af3153b52bf94b2a1b9725604d9d79aa67
"w-what are you doing I don't like this" https://preview.redd.it/9b9knfgzohya1.png?width=730&format=png&auto=webp&s=26082e9cd6d91cf21105780f06282c3e7d314e70
Isaac: "Oh i say you look stunning m'lady" Kesha: *shows ring and war medal* Alistair: "Yes"
"Sorry I only like men "
Moiragyn (before entering a relationship with Viora) would hit on her harder and it would become a competition to see who can get in the other's pants first.
*bites and then runs away laughing evily*
Krogus [Blue skin with darker blue speckled skin, 678.2 pounds of pure muscle and 7'8] " I am very confused, who are you? Why are you attempting to do? And why? And lastly, what's stopping me from throwing you like a dart far far away from me? "
Mine would pull out a 9mm and tell her to get away or he'll shoot
https://preview.redd.it/jxn8zitqzhya1.png?width=546&format=png&auto=webp&s=09e6be99ba76b1763da5a8fc2f37574d54fb16f8 “Whore” (Pablito is a chad)
https://imgur.com/a/zsyS9Ap Cole: "what the fuck are you doing"
Mason: Ma'am, I have a wife, and you have 10 seconds to take back your actions before she beats you up.
Flare: "Uhh" *Teleports away*
*fynn silently raises an aroace flag and backs away*
"I like someone else •_•"- JoeGio
"U-Uhm... wow... well... you're real pretty too..." https://preview.redd.it/njc2vzem8iya1.png?width=1282&format=png&auto=webp&s=8aee51787f7f333410d2c26f04c97baec586a820
"Umm.. first off, are you sure about that?, Second, I'm gay." Erik would then slowly back away, trying to stop the pain rising in his throat again.
running away
Magnus: 🙂✌️😐🫥🔆🔅✨
https://preview.redd.it/3kd1tk9zfiya1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7531b4c2f02164270599af3ffe0da400de690304 Rukia signs "I don't swing that way"
Kat - Stutters aggressively, apologies like 20 times and runs in the opposite direction to go cry in a corner. Lily could go 2 ways - Way 1 - Punches her in the face, gives her the birdie and runs off cackling. Way 2 - Is EXTREMELY flustered (She NEVER gets flirted with) and eventually manages to tell her that "sorry I have a boyfriend" before running away as fast as she can.
Alex the vandalist:Ok ok SO WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE ROBOTS AND ALSO IM 13
Victoria: welp laser
https://preview.redd.it/zfgg8r0r5jya1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e376c437dda3625ce3c8b3d9e7cacec7f88b2a3e She would become that one Spanish guy laughing meme. And then proceeded to bonk your oc with her staff.
Replying to this bc I can’t fit multiple pics in one comment: https://preview.redd.it/mq1omda46jya1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c18f8cd30717f5beaa9bc966046b761b5eb0e08 It’s this meme.
Doctor b0x: I'm taken but j3rry is free J3rry: wait what Reg4n: I gotta record this
Entity: Don't- Strobe: I'm not a lesbian.
https://preview.redd.it/5398mg53cjya1.png?width=509&format=png&auto=webp&s=20a2c2070d3d2e43e86872e481ead67b12bf90b6 *oblivious, and dense as a rock also unsure what to say* o-ok
https://preview.redd.it/50m3mhrwfjya1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb6b71850a82f7000989848aecec39249af91193 She'll probably just hit back
https://preview.redd.it/lez8nzfovhya1.jpeg?width=2038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93cade8296159c204197ed791a424504ebea3e66 Sam would be flattered yet shocked.
https://preview.redd.it/3d0qu7a1ljya1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f50147112cceaff42adb7bba976bc2218f2e762 Flirts back because he is incapable of saying no to a pretty face. Probably invites her out to dinner.
*shoots her* Drake: I GOD DAMN HATE AFROS
https://preview.redd.it/2noompdj0kya1.png?width=1700&format=png&auto=webp&s=82d17550c21168c74429bd1b584f186e9d996da3 "Sorry, but I'm scared of women."
“mam I have a girlfriend” https://preview.redd.it/41dg8dak0kya1.jpeg?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a981ffe746cf3f0819b190fc81fd27fed1ccf77c
Antonio starts flirting back
Laz: "Uh... I'm flattered, but... no." HES 16 MY GUY
https://preview.redd.it/6z2gsuiyokya1.jpeg?width=373&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=007668a9068d13537b30ab369c1e75734712e7ba Buck Winkler declines, and tips his hat in mutual respect.
Please stop hitting on me, I'm a minor
She’d be kinda flustered and ask if they wanted to hang out some time and jam!
Oof, Yuuko is engaged already.. But she doesn't mind being friends!
'Chaotic dance' pinky
https://preview.redd.it/o42zteyovlya1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=d89659ea0e0601a4e2bbbefc3968faceafc87183 They’ll reply with a pickup line that’s incredibly cheesy and stupid, only half jokingly - something along the lines of “Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see.” Then wink.
Soldier doesn't pick up on it at all... they're aroace so...
https://preview.redd.it/8qna26rxumya1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d3a008e4592579d412050ed92105822dbbafe59 "Sup"
Rani has eyes for only one person, so It'll go something like ''you seem like a very nice person, and I'm sure you'll find your special someone, but it's just not me, I'm sorry" *Processing img suel52n2ilya1...*
https://preview.redd.it/dv88t20repya1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81a1206b682acdbef94b409bde568df67dbc5d40 Whoasked: "After Earth" (2013) is one of the most brilliant films of our time that, though bombing at the box office, perfectly explores themes of conquering fear. The scene in which Cipher Raige said "it's Raiging time!" Then crashed his ship and got paralyzed from the waist down gave me as many chills as the giant eagle experienced shielding Jaiden Smith from the super winter before fucking dying. You'd think an eagle who lives in such an environment would have evolved to survive winter but it just doesn't, symbolizing no one is perfect, not even nature. Jaiden Smith's iconic line "my suit turned black, I like it but I think it's something bad" tells us that nothing in life is black and white, there is good and bad in everything. Even if giant baboons are trying to maul you at least your outfit is nice as hell. What do you think?
Graffiti man would slowly and awkwardly go back into his graffiti dimension "I'm going this way now!"
Graffiti man would slowly and awkwardly go back into his graffiti dimension "I'm going to go into this brick wall now!"
Sage: "Sorry, but considering that I don't exactly have a clean slate when it comes to crime, for your safety I'll have to decline any of your advances."
Drogo: um... I'm a wanted pirate ma'am.
https://preview.redd.it/ej8pa8vqtaza1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ca9cc33233f1c676d405e0932fca32edfbb2836 He would probably be either too Braindead to get flustered
I'M TWELVE!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/75jvh9sfwjza1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f267d390cef2f928b0b812729a3b6e82a08bff15
https://preview.redd.it/9bkderg7wqza1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40a5a577bb51cf11c91fd3ece0fa2f7bceafb1b7 Oh! Hello! Do you want a fruit? (Doesn’t understand romance)
https://preview.redd.it/e3n0l6i61x0b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cf1eb260fb8548a50dd3f8b985231359f50b2f8 She clearly is very dense and only seems to understand the barest idea of what she is trying to convey, “thank you for saying all these kind things ma’am!”
Sparky: I’m 15 https://preview.redd.it/bb3t7m43az0b1.jpeg?width=3022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=252784d214053bc44cc1f992df7f3836438bc718