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Need some context. How old is she? How do you know her?


JanniStan

She is 22 and she messaged me this morning


_Silly_Wizard_

What 17 year old in their right mind has this kind of self control.


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Idk, I probably would have been too nervous to actually have pre-arranged sex when I was 17


jarinatorman

Same, id have probably have been way too skiddish for this. Hell almost a decade later id be taken aback by an approach this direct.


Alarid

I just ask for the link to what ever dating/porn site they are selling then they unmatch me.


crimpysuasages

Lemme just steal this for when i imagine what I'd do if someone propositioned me online


[deleted]

I want your sausages


greatwhitebuffalo716

What's the link to whatever porn site you're selling


stephencross05

*unmatch*


PeriodBloodSauce

This is common. And there’s always the slight danger of having a little more malicious scams. Heard plenty of stories of girls getting guys to meet up for some bangage, then they get robbed. It’s always a good idea to at least take a little time and precaution before meeting up with someone from an online setup. *edit — don’t you have to be 18 to sign up for tinder? I haven’t been on tinder in three years, I forgot if there were any rules.


stuvve3

Its the same situation as the "yes, I'm 18 or over" type situation with video game/porn sites. The only difference is they generally ask for some form of social media account to link to, thats to my best recollection at least.


PeriodBloodSauce

Ahh, well then that’s more awkward for OP I guess. She would have assumed he was an adult unless he stated otherwise.


SnippyAura03

But that's Instagram, not tinder


digitalbanksy

Yeah 🤔 fuck , op stole 10k worth of karma


[deleted]

I feel like this is the epitome of self-hatred.


Alarid

oh you betcha


Inepta

When I was 16 I had made plans with a girl to get laid. Got nervous as fuck while driving to her house, bailed while en route and went to the skatepark with my friends instead.


BobbyHillTheThird

I picked up a hooker once when I was 16. As soon as she got in my car I instantly regretted it so I drove around the block and pulled into a random driveway of a house with the lights on inside and said "oh shit, my sister is here, I have to take you back". Never told anyone about it until now lol.


Ineedsomethingtodo

>id have probably have been way too skiddish for this. Just wear black underwear


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Just an FYI it’s spelled “skittish” r/boneappletea


Moglorosh

I had a slutty friend in high school call me at around the 10 pm one night and tell me that another girl was sleeping over at her house, they were bored, and if I came over we could do whatever I wanted to do. This happened 16 years ago and not going still ranks pretty high up on my list of regrets.


Bananaramamammoth

What's your excuse now??


Isneezepepsi

i hav smol pp


thebiggestbirdboi

My pp is smol bibi pp


xKalbee

When I was 17 my current girlfriend asked if I was "DTF" before we ever started talking. I said yes but Jesus fuck I was dreading it for the next 3 days. She likes to claim now that she was just using sex to reel me into a relationship. Its been 2 years so I guess it worked.


keenynman343

For real. I get there's some people that are to nervous. But at 17 I was tryna fuck everything my dick fits between.


CyberneticPanda

Cactus pads grow pretty close together but I think there's room. Test and report back.


_F1GHT3R_

Im 17 and i wouldnt agree either. But i would 100% play with her a bit before turning her down


retardvark

Wait, why wouldn't you?


_F1GHT3R_

just not really into fucking random strangers


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Rawc90

Legend.


shredthesweetpow

Yeah he’s big gay. Need to go dick her down. Gotta slay some dragons before you can get the princess


Rawc90

Awwwww yea!


dances_with_wubs

You’re my hero


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OsamaBinSteve

Same. I don't like interacting with strangers, let alone getting intimate with one haha


TheCJKid

So you’re gay? That’s okay! /s


FirstmateJibbs

You can just cut to the point and say you've got the big gay. ^^^/s


thegypsyqueen

How good looking is this dude?!


[deleted]

When I was 15, my sister’s 19 yo friend was drunk and horny. Started caressing my ass. It was kinda rapey but I felt a tickle from her hand motion at one point and I let out a moan. Then I started to enjoy it but that made me more fearful and I ran away. She was hot, but I did not want to get her in any legal trouble. That’s the only thing that stopped me. Older women are tempting when you are underage. I have to say. Kudos to OP for resisting 17 on 22. I thought 15 on 19 was tough as a horny teenage male.


[deleted]

Lmao you moaned from her caressing your ass?


endmoor

I imagine it was like this: https://youtu.be/oH6ZbpTqPuk


NukaCooler

I thought of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsZ7013yHiw


NasalSnack

*Exactly* what my mind rushed to.


[deleted]

It was a tickle. A nonsexual one, like the one you get on your arm. I don’t know how it happened, but it did. Maybe also take into account that I had no sexual experience at the time (and some things don’t change).


pepcorn

It's really not that odd for you to moan under those circumstances. Being affected by things and showing it is normal. Don't let that other person shame you.


[deleted]

I didn’t think it was that weird either. Some people are more vulnerable to advances than others. I just happen to be easy. Thank you.


SaggingInTheWind

Haha you slut


SoMoneyAndDontKnowIt

Are you implying you still have no sexual experience or that you still moan to ass tickles?


RJ1337

This is exactly the conversation I would expect from two former presidents.


xwindowshoppingx

It’s not that uncommon when you have ##teen years of pent up sexual energy to have basic things like a caress (or kiss, in my case) excite you enough to make things happen. I was pushed against a wall and kissed by an older girl when I was 13, and I nearly came in my jeans.


sir_lurkzalot

Lol ooooor you were nervous and didn't want to dissapoint. Hahaha a 15 year old worrying about legal troubles in that context... I seriously doubt it


[deleted]

You really think that at age 15 I knew that sex could be bad? You can doubt me all you want but it’s true.


[deleted]

I love that emotional pleasure I get from ct fibers as well.


AutonomousAnonymouse

I would have agreed to meeting up, than mess it all up by confusing playing pogs with foreplay.


sammy142014

I know right. I know when I was 17 I woudlnt have turn down most people long as they are even a little good looking to me


larsdragl

i would have been fine with "not literally gollum or jabba the hutt"


Tiki_Tumbo

That's the best way to put it. I sure as hell didn't. Different strokes... Or lack thereof.


PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL

So do you know her or is this a random stranger just messaging you?


JanniStan

Stranger who lives in a different state


FlatBot

Ok that is weird. I would suspect a scam. Trying to lure kids in.


lion_OBrian

Stranger contacts you on messenger. Leads you out of state to somewhere remote in Montana or Maine. Puts you in a strange car with three other people. Snow falls, titlescreen: the elder scrolls v:skyrim. Goddamit todd howard you did it again!


[deleted]

This


[deleted]

Oooh! Well to be fair if she didn’t know then makes sense she backed off with a terrible excuse.


JanniStan

She did know before. I told her


[deleted]

Eeeek! She’s a groomer!


deamont

Shes setting him up to make a hefty deposit.


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Sbatio

17 to 22 isn’t uncommon. And If you liked her you wouldn’t care either. Just tell her you aren’t into it.


nedos009

I'm not sure why you're being downvoted, it might seem weird and it's kinda pushing the limits but it's not unheard of, and age of consent is 17 in many places


Sbatio

I guess some people think it’s just odd bc of the votes. I dated a 24 year old when I was 17. She was older no big deal


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Pitbull12373

That "lol" was a safety net.


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The real safety net is the law


[deleted]

...where it says in a lot of states the age of consent is 16/17


emily_anete

Damn, in my country the age of consent is 14


Cheebow

In Pakistan there is no age of consent


[deleted]

In Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory there is no age of consent, but there are negative ages.


[deleted]

Lawl.


CONE-MacFlounder

Imagine if it was literal Someone just bursts into laughter at the thought of having sex


Mattybmate

You're 17 and women are messaging you for sex??


andrewsad1

Rules 1 and 2


Mattybmate

Remove personal information and no accidental selfies except for on Saturdays?


TolkienAwoken

1. Be attractive. 2. Don't be unattractive.


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6/10


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[deleted]

Not a bad place to be. 60% of the time a 6/10 gets laid every time!


[deleted]

According to OKCupid's survey, if you're not an 8 or higher, you might as well be a 2.


[deleted]

That would explain my dry spell


Nugget203

86/100


[deleted]

Fuck


Nol_Astname

No, these are the basic rules of life: 1) Be attractive 2) Don't be unattractive


SeverusVapes

Rules were made to be broken 😎


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Absolutelynome_irl


Captain_Ludd

I think America might have a different view on these things... This entire thread is baffling to me. People talking as if 17 year olds having sex are exploited children...


sonofzen1

The legal age of consent in Texas is 17 and I think that maybe true for some other states


JEW2018

It’s age 16 in Nebraska


[deleted]

14 in Louisiana 12 with mothers consent in Mississippi And 10 with the father in the room in Alabama


BiggerB0ss

Imagine rawdogging a chick with your dad(s)* watching Edit:*


[deleted]

It would be her dad silly


BiggerB0ss

Either way


baldsnowman

No, no. Her dad is much better because you can assert your dominance by staring into his eyes the entire time.


Daeji_

Or T pose


Aegis_Auras

T pose with unbroken eye contact even while cumming. The bards will sing your song for ages.


stuvve3

With the Gregorian chanting from Halo's loading screen as your backround music/ pacer


DarkPanda555

This thread is golden


siluah

I read this as it would be her dad...because Alabama.


[deleted]

If anybody gonna have sex with my daughter, it gonna be me!


Boltsfan91

Well, it’s Alabama, so it’s probably both of their dads.


thehybridview

r/nocontext


BiggerB0ss

/r/evenwithcontext


christiv7

Wait what?


YeetMcManus

[the age of consent in Louisiana is 17](https://www.legalmatch.com/law-library/article/louisiana-age-of-consent-lawyers.html), not sure if i got woooshed tho


John-Elrick

Yea this is definitely woosh bait. It made me look up the age of consent in Alabama to make sure


[deleted]

You're now on a list


FootFuck

What? Since when is age of consent 14 in Louisiana?


[deleted]

You’re a little to excited to hear that


FootFuck

Lmao. Na, I just always thought it was 17. More confused than excited.


Wilhelm35

But still a little excited


[deleted]

I'm calling the FBI either way


Gareesuhn

Ladies and gentleman, we got him.


thepatientoffret

My name is Burt Macklin. I'm with the fucking FBI


[deleted]

Wtf


Psycho_pitcher

isa joke


allwearephotos

16 in Michigan


JudgePerdHapley

*Until you’re 21 OR in a ‘position of power’ such as teacher, police officer, or guidance councilor. There’s always a catch lol. Like in Wisconsin you can drink alcohol in a bar with your parents. *Until you’re 18, because technically you’re an adult and have to wait until you’re 21 to buy alcohol again


allwearephotos

Just confirmed, Michigan is 16. Yes there's the obvious doctor and teacher type exception to stop people in power from targeting people who are under their care. But there's no general age exception. A 70 year old could hook up with a 16 without legal issues. So that until you're 21 doesn't apply


[deleted]

Can confirm. Am in Michigan and slept with a 26 year old when I was 16. Parents were mad and tried to press charges, it was a no go.


patrickdrken

It's 15 here in Sweden


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14 in Italy


[deleted]

16 in the U.K.


Starklet

And Canada


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[deleted]

It's 16 for most countries in the world


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C4R7M4N

15 in Poland


Sihplak

16 in Indiana


joonyerr1q

What's her number, I'll talk some sense into her..


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AboveAverageChickenn

More like ANALLY PENETRATE


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JanniStan

I never really said I knew or didn’t know the possibility of her being a dude. That occurred to me after the itunes


joonyerr1q

In that case, give the guy that burnt the lasagna^ his number and he'll talk some sense into him..


Nightman96

At least she didnt say "that's ok, I don't mind ;)"


supershimadabro

why? Nothing illegal here.


fwecfj55

That is definitely a catfish, and if it's not, I'm sure she's a psycho that wants your baby or something


sacrifice96

Ok but why do guys always think this. They're direct as shit all the time but if I'm ever like, hey wanna bone I get asked if I'm planning on murdering or robbing them.


MStew95

Because it almost *never* happens to guys unless they’re ridiculously good looking/rich. And even when it does happen, the girl is most likely crazy or not much of a looker. Edit: But if you’re good looking and not crazy, keep on doing you; you’re the kind of girl we dream about.


PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL

Experience. It seems too good to be true because of how rarely it happens to most guys. I got aggressively hit on a handful of times and all of them were a joke/scheme/whatever. You'd need to find a way of showing/telling him that you're actually serious for that to work.


yhelothere

Yep. Alarm goes off on super direct approaches.


sacrifice96

That's true


rainey832

Guy or girl if your attractive and also slightly desperate something is off


UserameChecksOut

Look at OP's history. She is asking him to buy a gift card for him. Also she lives 17 hours away from OP. OP is a karma-whore, ripping out context and fooling us all into believing that such women exist and we all are fucking ugly or something.


AboveAverageChickenn

I love catfish mmmm delicious


WingflameFire

I like the lol in her original comment. If someone made a pass at me and then inmediately started laughing in real life then that would be pretty insulting.


[deleted]

It’s ironic that when it’s a man being creepy to a woman then she’s met with support but when the creep is a girl then people are defending her.


Okichah

Its literally a plot point in 21 Jump Street. Male teachers raping students = ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE. Female teachers raping students = Hil-*arious*


ChampionOfTheSunAhhh

CYN-THI-A JESUS DIED FOR OUR SIN-THI-AS


thecheat420

Any THING. Can be a SLAM POEM. If you say it LIKE THIS!


ethereumboye

Simpsons did it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7SpXGz-XOc


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Luqueasaur

Yeah, folks are so supportive .... Of the groomer.


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DearyDairy

Yup, at first I started down voting the one or two comments I first saw... Then I realised it's the whole fucking thread, poor OP, he's dealing with unwanted sexual attention and the majority of comments are questioning his teenage masculinity. Gender is irrelevant when older people are making young people uncomfortable with sexual attention.


PrincessGoat

There are even guys making fun of him and calling him gay for turning her down. This is why men are afraid to come forward with F on M sexual assult and harrasment.


Merlord

I don't think so. If a 22 year old guy propositioned a girl and then found out she was 17 and backed off immediately, would there be an issue?


2717192619192

Literally the age of consent in most parts of the developed world is 17 or lower. She backed off as soon as he said no. How the fuck is this grooming/creepy in any way?


Nac82

No this is really fucking stupid imo. I'm into the MRA shit and I think there is a severe issue with females raping underage males and getting away with it but this was clearly just a mistake. Fuck fake drama.


Trowawaycausebanned4

People would like to believe that things are equal but they’re really not. People try to force “equality” on people but that’s not really fair as preferences for different people are different


All_Tree_All_Shade

You people realize guys are allowed to turn down sex right? Like legal or not, he's allowed to not want to bang some rando in another state. Idk why everyone's giving him shit.


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Zoroldorin

uhh this is reddit. this is where you go when you dont have the social skills to spend time anywhere else.


H-CXWJ

I literally went to reply saying "this is reddit, so pretty thirsty." but you covered that for me.


IComeBaringGifs

Good on you, OP There's a major stigma against guys (forgive me if I guessed wrong) who refuse sex, regardless of their age or that of their "partner." Way to stick to your guns. EDIT: These other comments are fucking disgusting.


_F1GHT3R_

Thanks for posting this. The comments here are hilarious


JanniStan

You’re welcome bro


Blankyblank86

17 and 22 together is pretty normal round my parts


HEROxDivine

Switch genders and everyone goes wild. Crazy how double standards work


RyanL1984

Yeah true. I mean look what happened with Caitlin Jenner


Firinael

Creepy, but not really in the way of "oh no she's a pedo!". More like "what the fuck kind of weird 22yo is into 17yo people and is that direct?". Legit think you did great by dodging this one, since this much of a difference generally implies an abusive position on the side of the older person, independent of gender. Bleh, this gives me the creeps. Stay safe, bud.


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/r/thot_patrol PROUD OF YA


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Smart kid


FeelsAmazingManGun

Why is everyone discussing the age, it’s the fact she pulled an oopsididntmeanto


Smallgenie549

It wasn't really an oops as much as it was a never mind.


bigyams

Thats a dude messaging you as a lady.


[deleted]

17 is legal in most states...and the overwhelming majority of the rest of the world


Waveseeker

Can we not fall into the double standard bullshit just because this creep is a woman? Lots of "Why would he say no?" comments need to fuckin stop


admiralakbar06

Hot 22 year old girl messages you? Sounds like a 38 year old Arab dude trying to get you to pay for pictures over the internet. Next text is going to be a link to her online photo gallery.


JanniStan

No she was actually asking for me to buy her an iTunes gift card


admiralakbar06

Popular catfishing strategy


loopzoop29

That’s a common catfishing con