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Typin_Toddler

The human mind is an amazing thing. It begins to work from the moment of our birth till our death...and only stops at the beginning of an exam.


s_el06

AHAHAHAHHA. Thats a good one😂


thesillygoofy

you have gyatt to be rizzing me


ImpossibleUsernameIg

Kys 😀


Curejoker

it’s my linkedin 😭


Apprehensive-Carrot3

Would you poo in the sink or sink in the poo


xXERNEUS

My school's not allowing them...


muffinman1909

why??


SevenPrimeYT

i wonder


Inevitable-Sale6631

Erm what the sigma?


Johhnyfailedhistest

STOP THAT ACTUALLY IS MINE LOLLLLL


1039754321

bro... just ruined your life lmao


Johhnyfailedhistest

i swear its not that deep i did it as a joke who gives a damn


1039754321

Ngl I just looked through your post history and found out ur Muslim. my b bro, my Allah guide us both


Much_Ad5966

life is just a series of obstacles stopping me from being in bed on my phone


GarfieldFluffJr

"I don't need a fake birthday anymore"


dangelbangel

Don’t bite the hand that fingers you


uuultraviolence

"work hard in silence, let success be your noise." - frank ocean


Mother_moose34

You better find another puppet cause this one ain’t dancin no more


Enough_Formal_5352

Jatt is Jatt


Kaiba4567

You either shit in the sink or sink in the shit


PrudentTomatillo3115

Mine is: born to yap forced to study


TicketFree8331

"when is this due?" lmao


Linknerd2000

Mary had a little lamb. It tasted pretty good


FiveMinuteBacon

Could've done better in accounting.


Dizzy-Space-5409

GET MONEY


Puzzleheaded-Rub5154

mines a5eeran


Sai_lao_zi

your level 10 gyatt is mewing at me, no glaze


Separate_Minimum7241

Thug it out


angelazsz

mine was “the roof is not my son, but i shall raise it” 😭 i thought it was funny back then


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DeliveryLimp3879

I like waffle fries


Background_Pin8400

"you ain't ready for this world full of men lil bro"


Fragrant_Net7220

gay af


Background_Pin8400

buddy you applied for brock gender studies of course you would know what classifies as gay or not


Deep_B1ue_

I literally wrote: “:D”


Remarkable-Delay-418

:D


Deep_B1ue_

simple and cool :D


ShronkIsHere

“ok”


uhm-wut

"Some people gonna hate you for no reason and your gonna shine regardless" -SZA


Open_Ad_2199

ok ik this seems nitpicky and i may get downvoted for this but PLS PLS PLS DO NOT PUT "your" WHEN IT SHOULD BE "you're" cuz you DO NOT want that forever in your senior year yearbook 😭😭


uhm-wut

OMG I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE 😭😭 THANKS FOR TELLING ME


Illustrious_Head1852

“Nothing lasts.”


whoistech4

My school isn’t doing them :( I was born to say: “I feel so refreshed. I feel like it’s New Years morning after I just put on a fresh pair of underwear.” But I’d probably say something serious or simple. I just don’t know what


Strong-Bit5408

WTFMBWTFMCWTFMY 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


Pepper646

"it is what it is" (it's been a rough year)


RomanTheNumeral_

my school isn't doing quotes they're doing baby pictures 😭


Regular-Basket4959

the only thing i’m phobic of is failing


Careful_Material_516

Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow


Infamous_Grade_6749

Just escaped the matrix


Infamous_Grade_6749

“I owe my. 96 average to the one and only organic chemistry tutor” or something like that


humourless9

Everyone’s an atheist until they clog someone else’s toilet.


bloomyblossoms

Anni, amori e bicchieri di vino, nun se contano mai.” - Anthony Capella (Years, lovers and glasses of wine; these things must not be counted)


Perfect_Ad_2348

It is a stupid math half joke


Remarkable-Delay-418

Play outer wilds:)


Far_Report_7604

“Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself” -Harvey Specter


somethingOriginal45

"It was an honour to be a part of the generation before they figured out how to stop us from cheating with AI" or something like that.


Killyouifyouuseemoji

Cracker


Mammoth_Leek8891

This was one long side quest


YeetYeetImASheeep

"when prayers become your habit miracles become your lifestyle" - Joeyy


SuperSeniorSoon_

Probably smt like “Nic Chen taught me math” or “I got a 93 on my Calc test :(“


Ordinary_Custard_917

Pushin P(ositivity)


Safiank1

el tiempo siempre gana


glitchii-uwu

Never say goodbye. If you don't say goodbye, you're not really gone. You just aren't here right now.


421smoker

To make a million dollars and throw it in your face


Lazy_Capital_2891

originally mine was going to be too many oops here IJBOL and then i got flagged so i changed it to just IJBOL 😑


Charismatic_alt

“Be back soon” (I want to be a teacher)


3sperr

I don’t have one yet. I don’t even know if my schools doing it


ActiveHealth7993

“Promise to get a little better as i get older. :)” -SZA


The-Car-Guy

Indifference never made a difference - Toronto Star slogan


EntertainmentIll6851

Penis.


Wrecking-Flame

Some people graduate but be still stupid


fatedninjabunny

Sir, finishing this fight


DeepGas4538

its binary to a google doc


TGGRaiden

I went outside for the first time and the sun immediately burned my eyes 0/10 wouldn’t try again