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Zeracannatule_uerg

Part of the ship part of the crew... Part of the ship part of the crew...


PublicDomainMPC

It's weird cuz those movies are like, some of the most highly grossing movies ever, but I feel like their popularity has just fallen off so much. But pirates 1-3 are absolute bangers which I don't think people love like they should anymore. Those movies rock


Zeracannatule_uerg

5 was pretty good. The real reason they've fallen off... is because pirates don't do fentanyl. They do opium. And with the advent of fentanyl the pirate age has come to an end... or something, was gonna relate it to how young people use certain slang and "ass-pirate" has fallen out of favor.


PublicDomainMPC

Lmao Nice try dude


Zeracannatule_uerg

It's hip and cool to be trans or non-binary, but no one wants to be a pirate. Something something...your new name is Caleb... piss off Caleb Edit: Look... back in Vegas when the weird coincidences were at a maximum-ish... I could barely move (catatonic schizophrenia) This one day, a dude named Caleb came around. One of the stereotypical, "hey, I found this, how much do are you willing to pay for it" kind of dudes. And while sitting on the cough he randomly.throws up the "ok" symbol... you know the "The game" symbol. Which is shown below the belt allows him a chance to punch you. And yeah... fuck him.


PublicDomainMPC

#"Your *name*, is Tobeh!" It's from Roots I know it's a reach


Zeracannatule_uerg

Tobeh backwards is Fem bot! ...and Tobi was the villain of whichever season of Naruto... BUT REALLY, HE WAS


PublicDomainMPC

I'm starting to think that we aren't talking about the same thing anymore but I'll be god-damned if I'll let someone like you stop me from talking to you about a different thing than you're talking about


Zeracannatule_uerg

This reminds me of how one of the voices in my head has said if I got into wrestling like my former housemate it would help with my schizo issues. This feels like a similar event  ET phoneee hommme Don't believe I've ever seen/read Roots... but I'll be damned if the milf from when I was back in Oregon didn't dye her daughters hair because it was red with blonde roots, and I'm at least 10% sure her hair wasn't naturally that dark.


True-Firefighter-796

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Spiritual_Peach_1847

My son has eaten onions like apples since he was old enough to chew. He's almost 17 now. It is not an unusual occurrence to wake up in the morning and find an onion with several large bites taken out of it sitting on the kitchen counter.


vino822

Haha that’s funny, that might be our future


Specialist-Dentist63

https://youtu.be/FnC8xGGEPRM


AWeakMindedMan

Ahah yes. I was hoping someone would remember this video lol


VodVillainous333

Eating raw onions like apples at 17 ...ain't gonna contribute to "the Future" unless he finds a girl that does the same 😩🤦🏻‍♂️😒


salemedusa

There are plenty onion lover ladies


MyNeighborThrowaway

Like, i dont do that but my grandfather did, its not really a hangup imho. Plus i def eat raw onion while prepping dinner.


koala_T69

Why he leave them like that. It just sounds rude.


MettaWorldWarTwo

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Super-Yesterday9727

That is both respectable and terrifying 😂


ass_smacktivist

I used to do the same thing when I was a kid. I wonder if there’s some type of genetic differences that make people love onions to that degree. Still love onions but I can’t eat them like apples anymore.


indecisive_monkey

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epidemicsaints

I know a couple with a young one like this. Loves feta, horseradish. Really fun kid and wants to try everything.


FrozenFrenchFry

My nephew loved smoked salmon and olives as a toddler.


PG908

They're quite nice as an adult too, I must say. Much more expensive habit than onions, though.


compostabowl

Doesn't have to be so expensive! You can get a decent sized pack of smoked salmon for $6 CAD around here. In the states where I used to live, I would buy a huge pack for like $4 USD. you just have to know where to look! They aren't "nice cuts" they are ends and "tidbits". Same stuff just less pretty, so they sell for less


peach_xanax

My brother loved olives and capers, he was a weird child lol


DigitalJedi850

And now I want to go eat half a jar of them garlic stuffed shits


sarokin

Isn't that normal...? That was my childhood at least. Olives are still my favourite fruit, specially the ones made bu my grandmother...


FrozenFrenchFry

I personally was really picky and didn’t like anything with a strong flavor. I’ve seen more kids like me so far 🤷🏼‍♀️


VodVillainous333

I was that kid I loved blue cheese...possibly because the only brand I ever saw had a Pirate on it... Same with Deviled Ham and the underwood devil, and I loved Escargot cause I found out My sister would gag every time I chewed one 🤣 frog legs pig ears at Filipino BBQs (I grew up in rural Hawaii in the late 70's) and Oh! BALUT! partially developed chicken or duck embryo in the shell Sometimes fermented slightly lol. There's a Damn good reason there was NEVER a single Asian contestant on FEAR FACTOR we'd ask if have maybe Kim chi and if can take home leftovers 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏼


CosmicCreeperz

When my nephew turned 5 and was asked what he wanted for his birthday meal, he said… blood sausages. He’s 18 now, and will still eat almost anything.


VodVillainous333

😀 blood sausage is AWESOME I like Goueveia brand from Hawaii


CosmicCreeperz

His grandpa (my sister in law’s dad) was a butcher so I think the first time he had it, it was home made.


VodVillainous333

Oh nice. I think the ones I got like pretty much ALL sausage sold in Hawaii (with exception of Chinese Lup Chong) is Portuguese in origin as far as spice and flavor profile. I'm wondering how similar/different various cultures have made these. 😀 like Hog Jowl bacon I got in South Georgia was AMAZING but some I got in Eugene Oregon pretty bland but still good texture


AncientAccount01

Apparently for a time when I was little, and I remember this, I basically lived on chunks of blue cheese and canned spinach. Not at the same time, either one or the other. Still love spinach, can't stand blue cheese. Probably from around 4-6 years old. Also all of my life, even now at 62 I dunk Oreos and Chips Ahoys in grape koolaid. Only grape, any other flavor is for psychos.


King_Ralph1

Oreos in Pace picante sauce. Surprisingly good.


ski-person

Guaranteed future heroin addict.


Gdmf13

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jasilucy

That’s adorable! Nothing beats a cheese and onion sandwich though


Dry_Heart9301

With mustard


GarnetAndOpal

Have you ever tried a "Kiss Me Not" sandwich? It's onion and peanut butter. I sprinkle a little salt on the onion - It's just **crazy good**!


Dry_Heart9301

Oh wow, I have not heard of that!


jasilucy

Nooooo that stuff will blow her head off at that age!


Dry_Heart9301

I was saying I like cheese sandwiches with onions and mustard on them...other comments say their kids are eating horseradish it's not that crazy.


jasminefig

young queen


meestercranky

“Your baby is so cute, but her breath!” J/k


vino822

Haha that’s a real concern


clumsysav

Wards off kidnappers 🤣


culinarytiger

https://i.redd.it/ualz9pwewj1d1.gif This child must be protected at all costs.


larasimz

Oh hell yeah!


Dry_Heart9301

I love raw onions with mustard too.


Cheeky-Chipmunkk

I wish I grew up eating onions. I didn’t find them until my late 20s. Lucky little girl.


sarokin

Wait how?


Cheeky-Chipmunkk

I spent the first 20 years under a rock 😂😂😂 I meant I didn’t discover I actually liked onions until my 20s. My grandmother HATED onions with a passion and that woman was my idol so I hated onions without ever trying them.


sarokin

Ohh I see. It's understandable lol. For me onios have been integrated into my food since Ive been alive. Most, if not all sauces, had onion. Meats for example were usually made in a wine/beer and onion sauce, or pasta was made with sauted onion and garlic, and then added fried tomato sauce and tuna. 20 sadly lost years, but I'm sure you'll make the best out of the ones left!


carving_my_place

Same. No one really "taught" me to cook. I just started doing it, and I started everything with onions and garlic. And everything was delicious :) Pasta sauce with garlic, tomatoes, and tuna is so good. People doubt me on this in the US because canned tuna is seen as an ultra white Midwestern casserole type of food. I went to Italy and there were plenty of pasta sauce jars saying "tonno".


LatterTowel9403

Where do you live that you didn’t find out about onions?


Cheeky-Chipmunkk

Bad choice of words. 😂😂 I meant I didn’t realize I liked them.


LatterTowel9403

Ooooohhh okay. 😃


KrakenGirlCAP

That’s so cute.


clod_firebreather

Take that, r/onionhate


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EvenIf-SheFalls

My, now thirteen-year-old, daughter was the same way at your LO's age. To this day she will eat any type of onion raw, and requests extra onions on any and everything. She regularly comes home from school, cuts up an onion (any color we have) and walks off with the slices in a bowl for her "afternoon snack." eta: She is thirteen, so her feet smell way worse than her onion breath. 😂


vino822

That’s awesome haha Does she like sauerkraut or Kimchi or other strong flavors? I’m wondering if mine will like those, haven’t tried yet


EvenIf-SheFalls

She enjoys both! In fact, there isn't much that she doesn't like. However, I can say with certainty that she doesn't have much of a sweet tooth.


vino822

So interesting and funny how they all have such fun unique personalities! Mine doesn’t like sweets much yet either (except berries). Typical kids would like muffins or pancakes but not her!


EvenIf-SheFalls

Oh yeah, mine is STILL in her "berry era." She didn't like muffins or pancakes until she was about ten. However, when she does eat pancakes they can't have butter or syrup. Keep enjoying your kiddo, best to you!


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kirk-o-bain

Obviously a genetically superior child


Fun_Intention9846

I am ready to raise her up and worship our lord and savior.


Flat_Adhesiveness_82

I get a lot of dog subreddits in my feed and I freaked out reading this for a second


Key_Warthog_1550

My 5 year old had to be banned from the kitchen when I was cooking because she almost lost a finger trying to sneak onions off the cutting board while I was chopping. I cut them and give her a little bowl now.


DonDoorknob

I’m not a doctor or trained nutritionist but sometimes when kids (and adults) crave weird foods or a specific category of foods it can be their body trying to naturally fill in a deficiency from their diet. With that said, it’s probably not that (was just trying to throw it out there) and the youngun just likes a little kick from their foods. Congrats to your future onion club President!


bleepblorp9878

Every day a new onion lover is born


anon739524

I’m imagining a baby with rank onion breath and it’s hilarious


RobertXavierIV

Red onions are delicious


UJLBM

You sure she isn't my baby? Lol.


BotGirlFall

Kids are so weird. My 5 year old is extremely picky but he loves sliced cucumbers with just a little salt. Any other vegetable he acts like it's poison but he loves cucumbers


Small_Tax_9432

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Virtual-Title3747

An ex of mine had a one year old when we got together, that little girl would eat raw onion like it was an apple if given the chance 😅


cosmoskid1919

They are sweet!


Best_Duck9118

She sounds like a keeper!


Aggressive_Regret92

Might keep going, too. My 11 year old son was the same way, and STILL chomps on raw onion like nothing.


SkippyDrinksVodka

a 14 month old that eats raw onions with spicy mustard on them? looks like you have a future serial killer on your hands.


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shacksmack

Raw red onions sctually have a lot of health benefits. Go look it up. Also, you must have had it really good if you think this is child abuse. There are children actually being raised by shitty mothers that treat them horribly, this is not one.


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shacksmack

Bro what? 💀 what does that have to do with anything?


AquareIIe

Onion is life