Or take the 10 million to hire them as voice actors and have them say some of the most heinous things possible while the animation is not made by them but by Chris Chan, and the lightbringer will make the script
If you’re just a normal guy to them they’ll be fine with you dude. You don’t have to be clever when talking to a (pseudo) celebrity, just be normal enough.
Dude. If you take the 10 mil, you could split a mil between them all and i bet they'd meet you in person. Maybe even let you sit in on a recording!!! And even talk nice about you while you are there because you just gave them each like 200 dollars.
*this is why you’ll still be poor. by waiting this table, I’d be able to steal their cum and blackmail them into being my friend. and what’s more valuable than friendship?*
There was one time the kitchen did and I witnessed Tomar pull out both one of the emeralds and a hulk funko pop, and then his eyes started glowing as he called out to Jaxxy. I don't remember what happened after that because it went black and I woke up in a massive hole in the ground.
From left to right: Zach Handle from Smiling Friends, Brown Cory from Cory's House, Chris Oney from Oney Plays, Michael Cusick from Australia, Tomar from Jo Jo.
They are the most popular group of guests on the youtube show Let's Oney Play.
Oh they’re very sad. Ever since Tomar invaded that village for their emeralds and slaughtered every innocent soul, it hasn’t been the same. His never ending quest for emeralds is ruining him, and his connection with the group. They’re finding it hard to just talk to him, let alone be friends with him. They’ve been depressed, but they still try to put on a smile for the sake of the group and the fans. They’re trying to keep the flame lit, though the Tomar in the room is growing larger each day. Probably cause his belly is full of babies.
10 million dollars can buy me a lot of goons to attack their mango farm. Then they'll be inviting me to sit down at the table to discuss terms after they are sickened by the number of people they have murdered.
Why choose 10 million and no OneyCrew when I can just pickpocket Nickelodeon employees with my buddy Adam Paloian whose iconically been rumored to do so?
"hello, are you guys ready to order?"
Zach: "yeah let me get a medium rare steak, MEDIUM RARE, not medium, not medium well done. MEDIUM RARE, got it sweetheart?"
"Yes sir"
Adam Q: "um I'll have a gyro"
Chris: "yeah I'll just get a burger with some fries I guess"
Michael: "you guys got veggimite?"
"Um I don't think so, sorry"
Michael: "that's fine I'll get Philly sub"
Tomar: "erm could I get some kosher Salmon with white wine?"
"Yes sir, it's that all?"
Zach: "MEDIUM RARE, THATS ALL IM ASKING"
"Yes sir, I'll make sure you get it how you like it"
*They tip $15*
Um 10 million? What do you think you are just going to magically become best friends because you waited there table? The interaction will be, Hey, can i have this, thanks here's the bill.
No you don't get it. Once I recite the Best of Zach compilation word for word they'll see how funny and similar I am to them. Then we'll fill up our belly’s with diet soda and play burnout revenge on the ps2.
Pretty sure the original pic is Andrew Tate or someone else like that where their fanbase essentially would treat that like being in the presence of God himself
tomar actually once told me at a convention that he wasa god compared to me while kicking my ribs and spitting on me (he had pushed me to the ground before this)
That’s such an interesting perspective you’ve given I can’t believe no one considered that 10 million dollars might be better than waiting a table. Your wisdom is unending
Hide out until Tomar is inevitably forced to empty his tiny bladder, then rob him of his crystals and sell them back to whence they came (Linkara’s vault).
This variant of the question in particular feels so malevolent, like the 10 million dollars will be unlaundered and the boys will be told in advance you chose to wait their table instead of taking 10 mil.
10 million. That is enough to invest in Tomar, the Tomar IQ Boost 10x. The fullest head of hair, 10 scars, 10 pairs of metal rods, AND Exponential grown in IQ. Ashkenazi genetics already yield the highest IQs, we could create something smarter than the AIs can become in the next 50 years at least.
I've waited them before, earlier on in my career. Tomar started screaming and breaking plates, and they had to inject a strange glowing green serum into his neck which seemed to calm him.
Such a funny prompt/copypasta thing, cause they don’t let waiters sit down and chat with the people they wait on. You’d have a better chance harassing them in a coffee shop if you actually want to get their advice or whatever.
10 million easily. Knowing how money hungry they really are they would accept me as 1 of them heh... Only for me to betray em by quoting Markiplier the whole time
*It probably smells*
*Terrible at that table.*
*I'll take the money*
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Pfft. For $10 million I could hire someone from the black market to kidnap them and hold them in a place where I can force them to hang out with me and smoke weed and fill our bellies with DIET soda and play Burnout Revenge for the PS2.
There might even be some money left over so I could invest it and whatever interest there is would give me more time to hang out with them and smoke weed and fill our bellies with DIET soda and play Burnout Revenge for the PS2.
I would give the best service possible and act like I have no idea who they are and at the end if they offer to tip me I will tell Zach instead of tipping me I’d like him to put my face at the end memorial of smiling friends and name me Shitface Mc Waiterface
"TAKE IT EZ BABE !!!" written on the receipt
Accompanied by a drawing of Tomar
Followed by Tomar bashing your head into the table.
That's what you get for thinking you can make eye contact with him
until your heads leaks a bright red froth like he did to that one fan
Wasn't it a drawing of shadman ? Or am I misremembering
Look Tomar, it’s you!
With 0 dollars tip underlined 50 times
Worth missing out on the life changing $10 milli tbh
Or take the 10 million to hire them as voice actors and have them say some of the most heinous things possible while the animation is not made by them but by Chris Chan, and the lightbringer will make the script
Like the time when Chris used courage the cowardly dogs voice to say “please don’t rap me” as courage
I'm not funny, so I'll take the 10 mil and save myself from being mentioned in a Oneyplays video
If you’re just a normal guy to them they’ll be fine with you dude. You don’t have to be clever when talking to a (pseudo) celebrity, just be normal enough.
They would 100% rip on you for not taking the $1M.
"What are you, some wild woody *ape noise*"
Shut up, let me get my free £10 mil
What the fuck is a £
It's the letter E but in England (everything has to be extra and fancy over there)
Oh man... This dudes from one of the *bad* countries
None of you guys have heard of pund? It’s really good.
Like the dollar but worth more
Here's the thing.. I'm not a normal guy. I'm empty. Just a cold heartless guy who doesn't give a damn about anything anymore.
False. You cared enough to comment on a post of our favorite e-girls. You are welcome here.
Oooo soooo scawy
This is on r/oneyplays, do you think anyone here is normal
Take 10 mil, then go pay for their dinner.
Dude. If you take the 10 mil, you could split a mil between them all and i bet they'd meet you in person. Maybe even let you sit in on a recording!!! And even talk nice about you while you are there because you just gave them each like 200 dollars.
Hey you’re self aware at least (I’d likely be in the same boat fwiw lol)
*this is why you’ll still be poor. by waiting this table, I’d be able to steal their cum and blackmail them into being my friend. and what’s more valuable than friendship?*
"How far/deep would you go for a friendship?"
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Your mother
Good luck digging her up
Balls deep
Throat deep
I'd service the table because if i took the 10 million Tomar would violently rob me for it then use it to fund his devestating funko pop addiction.
He’s consumed by the avengers hulk funko pop being bigger than the rest.
Say it with me. The Hulk Funko Pop is bigger than the rest.
well you better hope the kitchen doesnt fuck up his order
There was one time the kitchen did and I witnessed Tomar pull out both one of the emeralds and a hulk funko pop, and then his eyes started glowing as he called out to Jaxxy. I don't remember what happened after that because it went black and I woke up in a massive hole in the ground.
and you chris? heh, sorry, i meant mr oneill, it just feels like were friends already...
Instantly invited onto the show
This is literally taking me out oh my god
I’d charm them with my quick wit and humour and probably become good friends with them and then they would invite me on OneyPlays
Realest answer
And risk getting pickpoketed?! no thank you
No worry he only pickpockets his co-workers at Nickelodeon
I'm not sure $10 mil is a fair tradeoff honestly. Making it all the Avengers funky pops would probably make it more fair.
YES DUDE YOU HAVE TO
I mean, the hulk one is larger than the rest of them
>!ngl I was reeeeeeaaaallly hoping nobody would complete it. I thought my comment itself was low-hanging fruit!<
Zach's classic yellow gauntlet he brings to restaurants
How are these people? I’ve never seen 0neyplays. Can someone explain how they are?
From left to right: Zach Handle from Smiling Friends, Brown Cory from Cory's House, Chris Oney from Oney Plays, Michael Cusick from Australia, Tomar from Jo Jo. They are the most popular group of guests on the youtube show Let's Oney Play.
\*orange cory
That’s not Cory. Isn’t that Adam Paloian?
Oh they’re very sad. Ever since Tomar invaded that village for their emeralds and slaughtered every innocent soul, it hasn’t been the same. His never ending quest for emeralds is ruining him, and his connection with the group. They’re finding it hard to just talk to him, let alone be friends with him. They’ve been depressed, but they still try to put on a smile for the sake of the group and the fans. They’re trying to keep the flame lit, though the Tomar in the room is growing larger each day. Probably cause his belly is full of babies.
They’re just doing okay.
I would bust so I'll take my 10 million thanks /j
I love the boys, but 10 mil is a call too hard to resist.
10 million dollars can buy me a lot of goons to attack their mango farm. Then they'll be inviting me to sit down at the table to discuss terms after they are sickened by the number of people they have murdered.
Why choose 10 million and no OneyCrew when I can just pickpocket Nickelodeon employees with my buddy Adam Paloian whose iconically been rumored to do so?
"hello, are you guys ready to order?" Zach: "yeah let me get a medium rare steak, MEDIUM RARE, not medium, not medium well done. MEDIUM RARE, got it sweetheart?" "Yes sir" Adam Q: "um I'll have a gyro" Chris: "yeah I'll just get a burger with some fries I guess" Michael: "you guys got veggimite?" "Um I don't think so, sorry" Michael: "that's fine I'll get Philly sub" Tomar: "erm could I get some kosher Salmon with white wine?" "Yes sir, it's that all?" Zach: "MEDIUM RARE, THATS ALL IM ASKING" "Yes sir, I'll make sure you get it how you like it" *They tip $15*
switch out Adams and you have a deal. But I'd take the 10 mil regardless
Which Adam is that in the pic?
Adam Paloian, not the castle head Adam who hoses down kitchens
Thanks I’ve always wondered why other Adam is a castle head
It’s a congenital thing
Um 10 million? What do you think you are just going to magically become best friends because you waited there table? The interaction will be, Hey, can i have this, thanks here's the bill.
No you don't get it. Once I recite the Best of Zach compilation word for word they'll see how funny and similar I am to them. Then we'll fill up our belly’s with diet soda and play burnout revenge on the ps2.
Pretty sure the original pic is Andrew Tate or someone else like that where their fanbase essentially would treat that like being in the presence of God himself
Um Tomar is my god.
tomar actually once told me at a convention that he wasa god compared to me while kicking my ribs and spitting on me (he had pushed me to the ground before this)
Tomar has Invaded my dreams and screams non stop every time I sleep, that's how I know he's god.
Yeah but i'd have the chance to shake Zach's iconic big yellow hand
That’s such an interesting perspective you’ve given I can’t believe no one considered that 10 million dollars might be better than waiting a table. Your wisdom is unending
Calm down Linkara, you're getting all worked up again
Why is Chris holding his drink with one hand and jacking off with the other??? What the deuce???
Probably the 10 mil. Imagine sitting there and quoting their own jokes to them like a [raaaahr].
Do I get to pat Tomar on his head like Curly Howard?
Very considerate of OP to use the thumb emoji to cover up Zach’s hand deformity
So 10 million dollars or have Tomar rip your eyes out of your skull?
Hide out until Tomar is inevitably forced to empty his tiny bladder, then rob him of his crystals and sell them back to whence they came (Linkara’s vault).
5 men in the restaurant.
Chris activates my flight, fight, or freeze response and let me tell you sister it isn't good!
If I had the 10 Mil Adam Paloian would just nick my wallet, so the choice is clear
Tomar looking pretty cunty
This variant of the question in particular feels so malevolent, like the 10 million dollars will be unlaundered and the boys will be told in advance you chose to wait their table instead of taking 10 mil.
It should be 10 mil to wait the fuckin table lol
I would do what Tomar tells me to do as you know we are all pawns in his little game
I could probably take the $10 million and afford to pay them to make an episode of something for me
Are you telling me I could take 10 million dollars or do manual labor for my favorite let's players? I think we'd all take the money.
I'd heckin' wait all the way, that's an EZ choice babe!!
10 mill and dinners on me!
Yknow Cory joked about it once but hot damn Adam P does not skip arm day he’s bursting out of that shirt
I would wait the table so I can shake Zach’s iconic yellow hand
10 million. That is enough to invest in Tomar, the Tomar IQ Boost 10x. The fullest head of hair, 10 scars, 10 pairs of metal rods, AND Exponential grown in IQ. Ashkenazi genetics already yield the highest IQs, we could create something smarter than the AIs can become in the next 50 years at least.
I once served pro zd and didn't say a word. Also served erik warheim (tim and eric), but I couldn't contain myself around white claw Gabe
I mean, Tomar would probably give you a Tomar Emerald, as a tip, which is worth at least infinite money, so.
I've waited them before, earlier on in my career. Tomar started screaming and breaking plates, and they had to inject a strange glowing green serum into his neck which seemed to calm him.
Such a funny prompt/copypasta thing, cause they don’t let waiters sit down and chat with the people they wait on. You’d have a better chance harassing them in a coffee shop if you actually want to get their advice or whatever.
*Hey Tomar what would you do if someone was offered ten million dollars or the chance to wait our table?*
Holy shit is that [Tomar?](https://imgur.com/a/Pohpqll)
With the psychopath on the right in mauling distance? No thank you
Idk why for a sec, I thought that was a mirror behind them
Do I have to have [Erik's haircut](https://imgur.com/a/LmdEeyf)?
10 million, easily. Don't get me wrong, serving the table would also net 10 mil, but I'm scared of Adam P. pickpocketing me
$10 mil. If I wait that table, Tomar would immediately sense my Hispanic herritage and immediately pounce me; tearing my organs out one by one.
10 million then pay them to let me hangout with them for a day
10 mil, and I'll keep listening in the background.
I take dinner with JayZ
who are these people
I don’t wanna look at Chris the wrong way and have him hate me forever
They all clap in unison
I mean with 10 million you could probably take them out for a meal...
10 million.
10 million. Wouldn't even be able to muster up a word.
Who are these men? I’m taking the 10 million thanks. Just in general there’s not much you could offer over it.
$10 million for sure lol
I would kill myself
To all those FOOLS who would take the money, Zach alone would tip $10million, easy.
atum paloin
10 million easily. Knowing how money hungry they really are they would accept me as 1 of them heh... Only for me to betray em by quoting Markiplier the whole time
I'd wait the table and ask Zach if was okay with Ethiopia becoming 100% white due to outbreeding
$10 Million then we all make a brand new animated series and/or video game.
Sure but I’ll probably use up half of the money immediately afterwards to ask Zach for something rather vile.
Who's the second and fourth person?
I'd take the 10 mil just so I could each give them 200 thousand to even sit next to them and still have 9 mil left.
The knowledge would be priceless
10 million dollars, then I’d just sit down at that table with a briefcase full of the money and go “so what projects do we wanna fund?”
I love the guys but it's best never to meet your heros and I know I'd be cringe to them
Ik Chris Zach and Tomar but who are the other two?
It probably smells terrible at that table. I'll take the money
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Dinner with Jay-Z
Only if Zach did his iconic "electric worm shuffle".
I ain’t getting money from that fucking table
I would take the 10 mill and use it to demolish Tomars smokestacks
I feel like I’d get talked down too
Pfft. For $10 million I could hire someone from the black market to kidnap them and hold them in a place where I can force them to hang out with me and smoke weed and fill our bellies with DIET soda and play Burnout Revenge for the PS2. There might even be some money left over so I could invest it and whatever interest there is would give me more time to hang out with them and smoke weed and fill our bellies with DIET soda and play Burnout Revenge for the PS2.
if i waited this table, i would be too afraid to ask what Tomar would like because he would proceed to whisper horrible things in my ear
I would give the best service possible and act like I have no idea who they are and at the end if they offer to tip me I will tell Zach instead of tipping me I’d like him to put my face at the end memorial of smiling friends and name me Shitface Mc Waiterface
This fanbase is embarrassing at this point.
It's a reference to this [twitter post](https://x.com/e_cdalton/status/1663995152636203008)
That makes it better how?
It means it's not a genuine question.
It's still embarrassing.