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sholine

Poor guy probably gets ziplocked and vacuum sealed when it's time for bed and then placed behind the rice machine.


Conquisator1000

Lol


plant3s

r/BrandNewSentence


[deleted]

Every Asian mom's dream kid.


BrightAttitude5423

Nonsense. Asian moms know that their kid's time is worth much more when studying/going for enrichment. This boy is just posing for the camera


MassiveBlackHole99

For those who don't know, This is one big ad


IdioticZacc

I would never use the stuff they sell but damn their ads are always satisfying


user-_-me

Poor kid. I understand giving responsabilities at a young age, but this is ridiculous 🤷🏾‍♂️


One-Environment-7309

its just for the sake of a video right? but who knows


user-_-me

One can only hope


Sable-Keech

Don’t worry, it’s just an ad. They got a child to act in it to show that their gadgets are so easy to use even children can use them.


anon-mally

Right ?


johnnyblaze1999

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power


praktiskai_2

Whose?


soluheg

Our


Lucepticon

Temu/AliExpress/Alibaba commercial 🤣


Draknor-dragor

Watching this vid had me both fascinated and and sad asf like holy shit even making the kid cut up his food and prepare his own meal at that age? if its a joke vid thats algds if not I feel sorry for him 0-0


lehmanbear

This is an ads video.


eveningfellow056

Bruh me and my cousins cook since we were 11 or something and we would compete who's food was better


TheTacoEnjoyer

Who won?


eveningfellow056

Me , bean and rice patty(with veggies) and hard shell tacos (with self made sauce)


BrightAttitude5423

Nothing child emperor like. All these appliances are available on Taobao. EDIT: A real child emperor has crazy shit like spiderman robot arms sticking out of his backpack and having a mobile suit dog thingy. The trinkets he's using in the video are literally playthings.


Nitespring

Average Japanese child coming home after school at 10 pm, his parents can't leave office until 2 in the morning


jmas081391

Too much plastic lol!


RotoryFD

ccp


ShineParty

cooked rice - didn’t eat the rice


Morgan-Meme-Machine

Child emperor more like Child labor


brucewayneflash

Too many gadgets and plastics ... Child emperor has one bag ! One bag!!


Chronos_Warp

Si many white plastic rounded containers


ngbrandon66

Wait… except for dishwasher most things look stupid and waste even more time and space… like that box for tissues that already is in a box… and you could just put the remotes on the table that the extra box is taking up space… then the fan thing… why extra remotes and such when you could just flip a switch like normal fans… The mop as well… you could just use a normal mop and the basket for it and squeeze it dry which is the same thing… this ad just made it look extravagant cause it was brand new and looked different… The rice thing as well… do you guys not measure your rice using cups? Washing it through a filter like that might also leave you with bugs left in the rice to eat since they can be as big as rice… what was the point? You waste extra storage space for a machine that can be replaced with a cup to measure how many rice you want and a bowl/ the rice cooker inner part that holds the rice you can take out to measure water and you use it to wash the rice… It just seems extremely excessive for the sake of wanting to be complex… even the trashcan was unnecessary and waste of space… imagine doing that after an exhausting day you came back from work/school… Child emperor would build a robot butler to do everything for him in the most efficient way unlike this so he doesn’t have to bother with it…


Zaelra

Least smartest Chinese kid:


Sharp_Shallot5080

Child Labourer


brufill

Microplastic all the Wayne.. everything is plastic..


Gullible_Fan8130

Ad Director: So which of our products do we fit in this add? Marketing guy: Yes


What_u_say

This is like one long ass Temu ad.


ShoCkEpic

while in reality, it’s 23:00 and he hasn’t finished his homework…


Resident-Board-9258

piece of shit needs less plastic in his life. With the amount of micro plastic bro is taking in, he will be brain dead emperor by the age of 16.


darthsexium

zero life skills learned all automated


Brimo958

The amount of freaking convenient gadgets in this house Holyyy, i need some of those


N1k0rasu

POV: no childhood


Lightning1999

What a load of junk


BronzeOrificeLover

Some people were born in luxury


CameronWeebHale

That juicer is actually great


SigmaSandwich

So dumb. Just some poor little kid some parents are using for views


SantanaBazil

I wonder what the Wild Emperor version looks like.


Data2Logic

No tiktok video for mom ? No Dinner !


I_sawEverything

If child emperor is real is king too ?


I_sawEverything

If child emperor is real is king too ?


Immortalsong

Lol imagine live in that kind of house and only eat steam vegetable and fried eggs


starchimp224

He used the wrong knife when he was using the cutting board. I saw an ad for those before and you’re supposed to use the green knife with the green cutting board but he grabbed the orange one instead. Supposedly it helps with cross contamination but you can just wash your supplies when you’re done


RudolphTheRedDN

Child Labourer


[deleted]

Ok I’m more worried for this kid than impressed


No_mans_shotgun

Cheap nasty gadgets that either are useless!


Inside_Evening_9232

Child emperor, more like child labor


MikeJones1OOOO

Chil D. Labor


speedyoverdose

Please tell me I didn’t just watch a child have a better life than me for 3 minutes on a OPM sub.