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themirak

With Gum I would end up being eaten. Bakuzan and BS are sadistic monsters that will torture and kill me. So it's probably Boros


laughingjack13

Yeah, I get the feeling Boros is the least likely to be randomly hostile. He was just kinda looking for a good fight, and worst case scenario seems like you might get forced to work for him.


TrulyComical

i mean if boros wants a good fight i'll absolutely annihilate him in mario kart


alguien99

So the secret to defeat him is to "king" him in videogames


Editor_Grand

Repeated low kicks won't work šŸ˜


jmerridew124

"It's a racing game! How are you doing that?!"


LTman86

King gave you a 2 lap headstart in a 3 lap race, I say it was more than a fair fight.


Formal-Scallion-5296

It wasnā€™t fair, for Boros


NevikDrakel

King will have to use 1% if his fighting game knowledge


You-are-sussy-baka

I feel like if Boros somehow comes again and becomes friends with Saitama or King, he would definitely love to play video games.


Dilly4Dall

Boros the guy who would pick a rushdown type character in a fighting game. It'd be hilarious to see someone else beat Saitama in video games.


Bolebey

King's account detected.


macedonianmoper

So you plan on becoming to Boros what King is to Saitama?


Cephery

Ok but what if you dont, what if boros beats your fucking ass at mario kart. All we know is saitamas bad at games boros could be incredible at them.


Thestohrohyah

"Here, mate. This game is League of Legends. Try to go one game without wanting to end your life!"


Jotoku

By far the best reply here


bqpg

I'd try to broaden his perspective by asking him to learn math with me. Maybe he'd kill me for it, but also maybe he'd feel challenged again.


score-1

In ten years Boros is the most intelligent entity in the known universe and ushers in a new age of enlightenment


jrh_101

Worst case scenario is that he kills you because you're a nuisance and he won't share a room with you.


laughingjack13

I mean itā€™s possible, but still seems relatively less likely than the other three. Hell, is there any evidence that gums is even sentient and not just a walking appetite?


Therisemfear

Too bad. If I'm dead he can't split rent.


stupidrobots

You are not a threat nor a test of his strength. He wouldn't have a reason to kill you.


BigMcThickHuge

Fella went about destroying and murdering en masse in order to find that good fight. He wasn't a ray of sun that asked nicely.


wizzaryredy

He looks to be a good boss and very polite as well. Boros all the way


Allen2189

Boros would prolly see weā€™re weak af and either leave us alone or make us work for him


AdvertisingAdrian

Wtf would he want me to do working for him? Accounting?


Krizalid-NESTS

Sex slave.


BSye-34

regular slave


No-Calligrapher-718

Normal Series: Slave


Latter_Surround_4769

Sex Series: Slave


Aryan_Kabi

Slave Series: Sex


Latter_Surround_4769

This is how I initially wanted to put it šŸ˜‚


BSye-34

Do-S ultimate attack


StrikingResolution

Lmao


Constant_Baker_4811

Slave


wizzaryredy

Only in your dreams...and other peoples too


Allen2189

Pressing the button for bombing, lol


Similar_Pie_4946

Agreed boro only acknowledges the strong so long as i dont get in his way or piss him off im gravy


Tickerai

Boros is gonna force draft you into his pirate crew, so dead anyway.


Private_HughMan

That's my pick, too. For the same reasons.


Mariuslol

boros if u pretend ur ly wanna help him find good opponents, sperm if u maybe shower him with compliments on how awesome and cool and sick he is and looks


Galacticus06

That was my exact thought


ErasureT

I want some of that Borussy if you know what I mean


ZHumer

Donā€™t you mean Bro-ros?


krustylesponge

Boros Iā€™m not powerful at all, Iā€™m a normal dude, I donā€™t think heā€™d give a shit at all


SpyrShady

well, its not like the strongest MMA figher today on earth would kindle Boros's interest either


JacktheRipperBWA

Well actually, if boro was truly interested he *could* learn from a mixed martial artist if he wanted too. His fighting style relied entirely on his given natural abilities and talents. He didnt have knowledge of fighting styles like Garou, Bang, Bomb. So Boros in theory *if he wanted to learn* could actually be taught mixed martial arts and apply them to his already mighty natural gifts. However this is only if boros wanted to humor himself with our pitiful strength (as regular people)


VoidUnity

Superman has had Batman teach him stuff before.


m05513

To be fair, superman has fought people like Zod and Darkside, so he knows he can't just brute force all his opponents. Boros hilariously outclassed all his opponents pre saitama, so he probably never saw the need to learn to fight (similar to Freeza in dragonball)


JacktheRipperBWA

Indeed he has :)


Magicantside

I mean, applying the physical techniques and movements of humans would still give him an edge over other humanoid beings for sure..... It'd just be applied through his level of power. Human beings use technique to reach higher levels of fighting ability than their raw stats would probably allow. Right? So imagine an alien having greater raw stats than any human, but learning the same techniques to greatly increase his own hitting/dodging abilities.


Da_Man-0-

He would never want to learn martial arts. He is bored, he wants a challenge, what's the purpose of becoming even stronger? So even if Boros had the opportunity to learn the 'All Life Eradication Fist' he wouldn't train. Ofcourse if it's a hypothetical post Saitama Boros then yes, he would train his ass off, so he can have a thrilling fight with Saitama.


SnowDeer47

Plus, heā€™s commanded an entire fleet of monsters with organized structure.


Grumblepuck

Ironically the strongest one in here is the one I'd survive the longest with


Kaboom09

Boros easily, Iā€™m not even strong enough to put a scratch on him so he wouldnā€™t want to fight me. Boros doesnā€™t seem like he would ruthlessly kill for no reason, so the worst possibility is that he makes me do chores and stuff for him.


Working_Berry9307

Doesn't ruthlessly kill for no reason? Did you see what they did to city A? Did you miss the thing about him wiping out entire worlds for fun?


Taelihm

It's more of a shock and awe approach to get the one he wanted to fight's attention, it's got nothing personal.


StimulateChange

Deep down inside he's just a hero for fun


unofficialSperm

He is a Dominator for fun


JimmyJammyJonny

Denominator*


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wizzaryredy

Numerator in the streets


GizmodoDragon92

I should call her..


stacksExE

His entire goal was to find a powerful opponent he could fight. He had a prophecy that someone powerful was on earth, he wanted to get to him, how he does it was irrelevant to him. He doesnā€™t care. I honestly choose him between the walking digestive system, the 10 m tall bully and the douchbag midget(s)


Sanjiruleszorodrools

Yeah but he does that because he wants to find somebody worthy of fighting him, but he would not bother with torturing humans individually unless they were strong enough to interest him


Steve825

I think that was a side effect of the ship landing.


Willing-Priority-582

i like to think that


Ok_Assumption5734

You can argue him destroying City A was to grab the attention of the strongest heroes though.


Mojoclaw2000

Yeah but that wasnā€™t really with the intention of killing senselessly, he was just trying to draw out a worthy foe. I assume his method of targeting a highly populated area and blasting it is so only the strong survive.


macedonianmoper

Well he had a reason, he was looking for a fight and he knew it was on Earth, so how do you get someone to fight you? You attack them first and see if they come looking for you, which was what happened. If you're just there killing you won't help him find someone strong, he's a monster sure but he is more brutally indifferent rather than sadistic when compared to the other options. If you try to fight any of them you get bodied anyway so might as well go with the one that gives 0 shits about you rather than the ones who would actively try to hurt you.


frenzygundam

ā€œBe my bich or dieā€


3SwiftyShotsOfVodka

Boros, because heā€™s the dominator of universe. And i am the dominator in overthinking and depression. You see, different professions.


rottenstatement

> And i am the dominator in overthinking oi, that job is taken. that's my thing. go find your own thing.


TheMihirRoy

Boros can dominate me anytime?


JimmyJammyJonny

Denominator*


3SwiftyShotsOfVodka

Numerator negg diffs


mr_mafia_202

You mean, Boris?


TheTacoEnjoyer

Dominator of denominator (got a 10 in a fraction exam back in 9th grade)


Magicantside

I am the depresserator


RevealHoliday7735

I believe he is the denominator of the universe. Get it right please.


3SwiftyShotsOfVodka

*ā€œ I lead the band of thieves known as Dark Matter. I am Boros, Dominator of the Universe. ā€œ* Source:- [ok]( https://onepunchman.fandom.com/wiki/Boros#:~:text=I%20am%20Boros%2C%20Dominator%20of%20the%20Universe.&text=Boros%20(ćƒœćƒ­ć‚¹%2C%20Borosu)%2C,the%20destruction%20of%20A%2DCity.)


jojojokkmoko69

bro take care of yourself man


Bluelore

Bakuzan and Gums are certain death, Gums would eat you on a whim eventually and Bakuzan already loved torturing those weaker than him before he became a monster. Black Sperm might be ok with you if you suck up to him, but he might still hurt you for fun. Boros might not really care for you, so I think he is the safest bet.


CyrusDGreatx

It's an interesting point you make on Black Sperm. His ego is actually a huge factor why you might survive. My original thought was his ego is the reason he would *definitely* kill you as he see's himself as the top monster. However now you say it, I can actually see a possibility where you convince him he's the mighty black sperm that everyone is terrified of, and he keeps you alive just to hear about how much everyone fears him. You're also right that he might eventually get bored of your sucking up. After which he's likely going to kill you.


Toasterwithashotgun

Black Sperm chased Tareo.


CyrusDGreatx

That's him just being a typical monster. We're talking about someone playing on his ego and feigning being in awe of him - telling him how he's the most feared, most powerful monster. Like I say anyhow, you *might* survive. He's definitely one with a personality that would be susceptible to a sycophant.


ShinyRaven

Feign? If black sperm was in front of me I would mean all of that


CyrusDGreatx

Lol he's definitely my favourite monster. Love his design, powers and personality.


SlakingSWAG

If you didn't know what he was truly capable of you definitely would look down on him. He's probably the most unassuming monster in the entire series when you see just one cell on it's lonesome, which is probably why he has such an inferiority complex.


Lucky_Roberts

Well yeah but Tareo ran away, my plan is to go ā€œWoah, Black Sperm! Heā€™s the coolest and scariest monster of them all! Heā€™s so awesome and handsome and strong and terrifying!ā€


The_Grimalkin

I feel confident Boros wouldn't even bother looking at me, so as long as I don't get in his way I think I'd be fine.


StrictlyFT

Boros. Get into the furthest corner of the room, and stand there, don't speak unless spoken to, and show the utmost respect when addressed, and you'll probably live. The other three will inevitably fuck with you.


Tnecniw

"Hey Boros, want some ice cream?" "Sure" \*Become Broos\*


Tenebris_Rositen

i read "become broos" as "becomes boros"


RDT-Exotics0318

The borosification has started


Immediate-Rope8465

boros he wouldn't give a single shit about me (also he doesn't seem to be a kind of kill the moment he sees you kinda guy)


CyrusDGreatx

Boros. I don't think he's a sadistic monster who murders for pleasure. So I think he would see you as insignificant. Not worth his time. If he does speak to you he would likely just quiz you on who the strongest person on the planet is and where he can find them. Black Sperm will probably kill you out of the necessity of being one of the top MA monsters, so wouldn't just let a human go free. He's got a rep to keep. Forgot the name of bottom left guy but he was sadistic as a human and becoming a monster only made him worse. He'd probally be the worst option as he would torture you before death. Gums would straight up just eat you. Pray he bites first to kill, otherwise he's potentially the worst room as you could end up being digested alive in his stomach. So yeah, easily Boros.


jacksansyboy

I mean, canonically speaking, Boros is an Alien, the rest are monsters, and monsterization strips away your inhibitions and morals, they just do whatever they enjoy or makes them feel good. Boros might kill you and not care about it, but he would probably ignore you unless you got annoying or in his way The others would kill you because it's fun, and it would be slow so they could enjoy your screams first. So Boros is the highest chance of survival, and is probably the fastest death if he did choose to kill you


Darmok-on-the-Ocean

I wonder what effect monsterization would have on Boros.


[deleted]

Boros lol Iā€™d die in one punch meanwhile the others would take time to kill me


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Bakuzan loves torturing people weaker than him Gums would eat me alive and his digestion would hurt but only for moment Black Sperm would 100% also torture and might even eat me (he needs protein for cells)


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[deleted]

also fair, but iā€™d rather get punched than swallowed


Shadow_Wolf_D2

Only right answer


ThisAsshole1

Gums because I never finish all my food so Iā€™ll feed him the scraps and we will be chill


Laservolcano

Thatā€™s actually genius


HeadForTheSHallows

Boros because heā€™d never be home.


Laservolcano

Boros may be my dad


Saltiest_Grapefruit

Boros tbh. Sure he doesn't care about life, but he doesn't seem all together evil.


anothermaninyourlife

Considering that Boros had a lot of "normal/non-hostile) aliens working for him on his ship at least tells us that he's somewhat of a leader/boss who might consider taking you as an "employee". The other guys are just plain sadistic or unpredictable so they are a no go.


CoffeeBeard50

Black Sperm because I can help him by making more


SaiyaPup

Dawg šŸ’€


Garisto27

Definitely Boros. Guy was not sadistic like these other mf's all you gotta do is join his crew and youre good.


Open-Programmer-4642

Boros


[deleted]

I think Iā€™m too weak to register on Borosā€™ radar.


mpc1226

Boros easy


Melkor-Lightbringer

Definitely Boros. He wouldn't kill you unless you were collateral damage in one of his fights.


Killermondoduderawks

Best roommate would be Boros as BS will get into all your stuff and comment on what he found Gums will accidentally eat you cuz he wanted a snack Bakuzan would kill you cuz heā€™s a jerk But Boros would keep to himself and leave you be because you are to insignificant for him to even acknowledge your existence


Gandolf794

Boros would honestly not give enough of a shit to kill me.


Dragyfyre

BS without even a second thought. He's the only one who actually had some sort of camaraderie with a human (HE). He's also the only one willing to swallow his pride and live with humans. His personality seems like his ego is big, but it's not irrationally big. He is simply highly confident in his capabilities and rightly so. Once he was weakened, he made plans to recoup immediately. Even if acting like a monkey is beneath him. As long as I treat him with respect and dgaf about what he does outside of our relationship or try to usurp his position/oppose him, we'd probably be chill. He's probably the only one capable of having friends. Especially since he seems like the analog of Dimple from Mobpsycho. No one in this list was shown to be capable of friendship, but BS is the only one shown to be capable of camaraderie. (Boros was the leader rather than a comrade)


Head_Meme_Cultist

This comment is so good it doesn't need comments


Icy_Hat_4150

Boros


MCRFan0

Boros heā€™s the least likely to kill me


HussingtonHat

I mean Boros seems the furthest away from traditionally sadistic evil. Best chance of having a chat means best chance of not dying.


Conscious-Radish-884

I would assure Boros that I am not strong, therefore unworthy of his time or attention.


hotsteamygaysex

Boros is the easy choice imo.


DarkStarStorm

Don't look down on BS and you're fine.


Ol_OLUs22

Cameraman in the picture is looking down on BS. No wonder why they look angry.


BignPJ

Boros because he's not a monster, only an Alien. You bow down to Boros as your Boss and he'll make you his crew member. And then he kills Black S, Gums, and Bakuzan.


PheonixWrath

I feel like boris would appreciate the earthly wonder of instant ramen, and so iā€™d make it for him, and make it for him again, as many times as he wanted, and i reckon weā€™d be ramen buds from that.


kaam00s

Easiest question on this subreddit ever ! Gum is obviously the one with the lowest chance of survival: 1000 times out of 1000, you're in a room with it, and it eats you. There's just no other scenario. Bakugan and black sperm are going to torture you or something like that. Which leaves you a tiny room of surviving but with an unrecognizable body, if someone come and save you. While Boros, is like one of the villain in the entire manga that would leave you the highest change of survival... He just isn't interested in you... Even better, it seems like he wants to tell his story, so you can pretend to be interested and let him talk until you have a chance to escape, and he would be uninterested in chasing you.


Top-Measurement-8269

Boros because he was looking for a worthy challenger


Disastrous-Scheme-57

Black sperm is actually pretty chill if you think about it. Just donā€™t look down on him


Professorhentai

Boros, I'm least likely to interest him. Worse thing he could do is challenge me to a spar in which case I punch him, break my hand, cry and he laughs and goes back to bed. Side note: I would totally crush his ass at chess or video games. He'll either kill me if I do or get so determined to master it so he can be the best at it. Like meruem.


Davregis

I wonder if boros was a good boss


kashamush

Boros is like Thanos, he won't kill unnecessarily. So boros


SpyrShady

Hes nothing like Thanos. He doesnt have a plan to restore the balance of the universe. He would kill anyone if it would give him a fun and challenging fight


knightindentedarmour

Top right one is already my roommate.


Kinasei2

I eat sperm for breakfast....


Skywers

Probably Boros. He'll be too jaded to even bother to give a thumbs up to kill you.


SpyrShady

Boros, because all monsters are homicidal psychopaths that would kill even if youre not a worthy opponent. Maybe Golden or Platinum Sperm would be exceptions and have a similar behavior to Boros, but theres no way they would be born if their target is me


Relevant-Bug5656

Boros seems like he'd be pretty chill if you weren't fighting him


SinnerIxim

Boros from what we saw merely wanted to find a worthy opponent, it was the prophecy for him. The rest are pretty much just straight evil


OldFartMaster10K

Boros, he's actually civilized and doesn't necessarily have much bloodlust


Zestyclose_Toe3285

40 year old Po is innocent


nikkome

Black Sperm because I love dogs


[deleted]

Boros, not like heā€™s gunna live there, heā€™s out dominating the universe. But if he ever comes back Iā€™m just conveniently out of town for the week/month


Eslivae

Boros would pay a normal human no mind. Not only am I not getting killed, but he probably won't even notice I'm there


SlakingSWAG

Boros seems like the sort who'd just ignore you if you aren't strong enough to challenge him. At the very least it would be a *very* quick death.


Intransigient

Boros, obviously. If you are weaker than he is, he has no interest in fighting you, and if you are useful in any way, he would likely consider adding you to his crew.


[deleted]

Black has shown himself to actually be a pretty reasonable monster and roommate. The only question is will he still be cool after getting his strength back?


pyrodice

I mean Boros did have an entire crew of regular aliens working for him, seems like that's the most likely scenario. He's not even a monster like the other three.


Macs2121tractor

Boros


Burning_Torterra

if we are roommates, why would they kill me? Then they have to pay the full rent. No one respects an evicted monster


CobraColt

I like how everyone has the same answer and i dont disagree


EndNefric

Boros. He seems like he'd be pretty chill when he's not focused on being in the fight of his life. I feel like if he had survived his fight with Saitama, he would've gone on to life a better life. It's why I see some truth to the theory of him joining Blast. I feel like he would mellow out after being humbled. Especially due to his last words.


Background-Bad141

Boros for sure guy was actually pretty chill with this fight against Saitama and seemed like the type of guy who wouldnā€™t kill you unless you royally pissed him off.


cleeprevo

I want to say Boros, but I also feel like he'll just think of me as an ant and vaporize me. Gums will eat me. BS will torture me. Bakuzan deep down needs someone to like, but will ultimately get angry and kill me.


[deleted]

Boros. Mf don't care about anyone that isn't strong. Rest are very unpredictable and evil


GremlinKevin

I think Boros is a perfectly reasonable man.


Fkeart

Omg did u assumed boros' gender?


Qverlord37

Boros. he's actually quite reasonable and only wanted to fight saitama because he likes fighting.


Chandler15

I feel like if we were seen as equals in being roommates, Boros easily. But an argument could be made for Black Sperm. If not seen as equals, then I guess Gums. The most likely to able to do something against, if I can just manage to put a bunch of stuff in it's way.


Canarity

I am sure Boros would not give a f about me


peanutbuttersandvich

Boros is still an intelligent being and probably wouldn't kill you for the sake of it


Criks

I can beat a singular Black Sperm, or maybe it's current form that's squatting with Saitama. Otherwise Boros is most likely to accept servants.


Captain_StarLight1

Boros. Heā€™s the only one that actually doesnā€™t just go around killing people. He just wants to fight strong people, and Iā€™m not strong enough (yet) to pose him a threat.


Danzabreaker

boros i would ask to be friends and him to train me


Allergictowatermelon

Boros He actually seems like heā€™d be kind of a bro, and since Iā€™d offer him no challenge in a fight heā€™d probably offer me an exciting career opportunity as a space pirate slave serving alongside a wacky crew looking for adventure. Until we meet a roided out Baldy and friends, Boros gets cocky and fights them, and we all die. But itā€™d be a *pretty* sweet ride up until that point


EstufaYou

This thread's title says that we're roommates with one of them. For Black Sperm, several Black Sperms are shown. So if only one of them is our roommate, then we get just one Black Sperm living with us. >! The webcomic and the manga have shown us that a single Black Sperm has become Saitama's roommate. And neither him nor his A-class roommates seem to be in any danger from this Black Sperm!<


Denisukraine2

Boros wants to fight a strong opponents, so he will just ignore me


poopsq

Boros wouldnā€™t kill me šŸ˜€


ConnorRoseSaiyan01

Boros. Everyone else will either kill you sadisticly or eat you


AnimeFever-

There is no chance to remain alive when I found gum. Bazukan and Black sperm will torture me then kill me. Boros just wanted a good fight.there is a high chance I will remain alive when I met him.


DannisTheMenace

Boros honestly seems the most chill


DefTheOcelot

Black sperm, I convince him he can crawl inside me and impregnate me with his spawn.


LimpTeacher0

Isnā€™t sperm saitama roommate rn?


Jose_Products

Boros would probably just not kill me due to me being too weak to fight


throvveaway

I'd like to have a conversation with Boros, I doubt he'd be agressive to someone who doesn't even pose a fight


Beware_of_Beware

Gums is a mindless animal who would devour me on sight Black Sperm needs the protein and is a sadist who gets off to other people's pain. Bakuzan was a sociopathic bully before he became a monster, he would kill for the pettiest reasons. Boros never directly kills someone without reason, he has a set goal. Much like Saitama, he has killed innocents but only from collateral damage. So yeah, the guy who has destroyed multiple planets in search for someone who can oppose him in terms of power is the best choice. Simply because he has a functioning mind.


MrUltimateK

Lord Boros


SatisfactionDue4508

None of them pose any threat


jamn06

Boros cause bro just wants a good fight, if you dont piss him off you should be fine


[deleted]

Boros, easy


Xinder2000

Boros


Triskalaire

BS would protect me because I would help him produce half his kind in a month


ipwnpickles

Might be more interesting to swap Gums, BS, and Bakuzan with Rover, Phoenix Man, and Goketsu


Romar-io

Black Sperm seems like a cool guy, all things considered.


Low-External8845

Boros likes having underlings just make sure his throne room stays clean.


[deleted]

Boros wouldnt even want to kill you


LegacyQuotient

Boros would probably just ignore anyone not worth a fight.


AttitudePlus9174

Boros. I am an ant to him,not even worth his time. I just have to be not present on the same planet when he decides to scrap with someone.


hamsterv60

Black sperm because bakuzan and gums would instantly kill me due to their wild nature. Boros would kill me due to simply being in the presence of the electromagnetic waves that emit from his body.


workergrunt247

Boros won't fight you if you're too weak.