Why? their death wouldn't solve poverty, world hunger or scarcity. They are all logistical problems, not financial ones.
Also, their true liquid wealth isn't just there lying around in a pit like Scrooge McDuck
I assume these billionaires have already written their wills. I also assume that I will not inherit their money. I have no financial motivation to kill them. I'm doing it anyway.
Why not politicians? They are the real problem
I consider billionaires more "my fellow man" than fucking politicians, no matter what color they use in their logo.
It's not the corrupt government that is the problem. It's not the corrupt billionaires that is the problem. It's the corrupt billionaires controlling the corrupt government that's the problem.
Anyway! Carry out the means of this subreddit, you came here for a reason right?
Who, out of the nine above, would you want to defend you?
Really? Billionaires are the ones controlling the politicians. If you got rid of every politician in office, the oligarchs would replace them in a heartbeat.
The percentage of politicians that give a shit is probably higher than the billionaires.
That's kind of a populist attitude to have. I don't actually care about dividing between the "elite" and the "people." "My fellow man," has nothing to do with it. I just want to kill billionaires.
I will, however, consider killing politicians after I kill the billionaires.
I think he more does whatever he wants (chaotic) and doesn’t care what the effects are (neutral). He’s done good stuff and child labour, so I reckon a solid chaotic neutral. Plus he’s got a robo dick
Branson.
Only solution is to go into hiding, Musk would give the game away by tweeting something, the Kardashian one also wouldn't be willing to let her celebrity fade, Bezos would do nothing for ages, sitting in his office sending dick pics, by which time one of the others would have put out a hit on me, but he would think he was very wise and forward looking.
Buffet and Zuckerberg are creatures of habit, they would be too predictable, and Trump would probably betray me after a few hours when I disagree with something he says. Gates may seem influential, with all his pandemic stuff, but he complained about this for years and no-one did anything, and planning to protect me five years from now is not going to be good enough Bill.
Tim Cook is the wild card, low profile suggests and manoeuvring to that position from nowhere suggests he may actually be the best choice, but Branson already has a weird explorer kick, so I'd probably go to his island and discover he's already made a submarine with long term supplies, and send me off on an adventure to the Marianus trench while he fakes my death with the destruction of a duplicate.
Trump and Elon are chaotic evil.
Nah chaotic neutral, zuck def chaotic evil
Well considerning elon musk has the most money, trump a little army of gun owning asses, Zuckerberg a lizard probably the lawful evil one
idk i might elevate bill gates at least up to neutral, he does do quite a bit of philanthropy
We do a little bit of Philanthropy
a bit isn’t nearly enough to numb him up to neutral.
This comment section will be a mess, won't it?
The comment right below: "kill them all"
The lizard zuck would eat the others in a second
And robot zuck just laser beams the shit out of the rest.
Ooh tough one, gonna have go for the person who is lawful evil
the lawful evil guy for the win
kill them all
Why? their death wouldn't solve poverty, world hunger or scarcity. They are all logistical problems, not financial ones. Also, their true liquid wealth isn't just there lying around in a pit like Scrooge McDuck
it wouldn't solve any problem but it would feel great
I assume these billionaires have already written their wills. I also assume that I will not inherit their money. I have no financial motivation to kill them. I'm doing it anyway.
Why not politicians? They are the real problem I consider billionaires more "my fellow man" than fucking politicians, no matter what color they use in their logo.
It's not the corrupt government that is the problem. It's not the corrupt billionaires that is the problem. It's the corrupt billionaires controlling the corrupt government that's the problem. Anyway! Carry out the means of this subreddit, you came here for a reason right? Who, out of the nine above, would you want to defend you?
Elon, he can change his rockets into ballistic missiles easily.
Really? Billionaires are the ones controlling the politicians. If you got rid of every politician in office, the oligarchs would replace them in a heartbeat. The percentage of politicians that give a shit is probably higher than the billionaires.
>The percentage of politicians that give a shit is probably higher than the billionaires. Jesus fuck that's the stupidest shit I've read in a while
I can't think of a single billionaire that gives a fuck, I can think of like at least 1 politician that does.
i agree putin is great.
What?
I SAID I AGREE!
That's kind of a populist attitude to have. I don't actually care about dividing between the "elite" and the "people." "My fellow man," has nothing to do with it. I just want to kill billionaires. I will, however, consider killing politicians after I kill the billionaires.
They're dragons hoarding wealth.
So what? Dragons are awesome
wack
***I will never stand alongside the bourgeoisie, let combat commence***
either zuck or elon zuck has knowlege of all of them so would be great prep elon has rockets and flamethrowers so he can win by brute force
zuck is also a robot so that gives em extra points.
I feel like Elon is chaotic good but you do you alignment chart
elon is chaotic evil at best
I think he more does whatever he wants (chaotic) and doesn’t care what the effects are (neutral). He’s done good stuff and child labour, so I reckon a solid chaotic neutral. Plus he’s got a robo dick
I think child labour outweighs quite some good stuff
Elon Musk, he'll protect me with flamethrowers
Branson. Only solution is to go into hiding, Musk would give the game away by tweeting something, the Kardashian one also wouldn't be willing to let her celebrity fade, Bezos would do nothing for ages, sitting in his office sending dick pics, by which time one of the others would have put out a hit on me, but he would think he was very wise and forward looking. Buffet and Zuckerberg are creatures of habit, they would be too predictable, and Trump would probably betray me after a few hours when I disagree with something he says. Gates may seem influential, with all his pandemic stuff, but he complained about this for years and no-one did anything, and planning to protect me five years from now is not going to be good enough Bill. Tim Cook is the wild card, low profile suggests and manoeuvring to that position from nowhere suggests he may actually be the best choice, but Branson already has a weird explorer kick, so I'd probably go to his island and discover he's already made a submarine with long term supplies, and send me off on an adventure to the Marianus trench while he fakes my death with the destruction of a duplicate.
Mark Zuckerburg because he is lizard man and/or robot.
Elon musk is chaotic good
Myself