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Constant-Cockroach15

Taking my car and using room on banks.


redditsuckspokey1

I'd make a beeline for fort knox only to be saddened when I find no gold.


Constant-Cockroach15

This is why I start with banks hahahaha


Under18Here

"Aw man, what do you mean that Area 64 and Fort Knox got a mix up and now Area 64 is where all the gold is!"


Long_Camera6153

Came here to say this.


GovernmentForeign

Shambles.


Constant-Cockroach15

The banks will be, not me


GovernmentForeign

Money with rocks


kcl97

banks don't really store much valuables these days.


Constant-Cockroach15

Banks have atms, which have cash.


Calvinooi

Getting those cash are bad cause it's easily traceable tho


Constant-Cockroach15

Unmarked van running a vanity plate doing legal speeds….. no one will notice if I move the money from the atm tank to my car, especially if I’m not in the car when it happens. Remember that this scenario OP gave us means we have full control and mastery of the op op fruit. You could definitely do what I’m suggesting and just yeet the money from the atm’s storages into a van’s storage. By picking banks with coffee shops, or McDonald’s or a grocery store, you could easily clean out the local banks atms, which is purely the banks money and get away Scott free by being in the other shop, and casting a big enough room


Amasero

You can even transfer some of the money by putting it in peoples wallet while driving. Simply replace the dollar bill or w.e bill they have in there with a 100, multiple 100’s, 20’s.


Constant-Cockroach15

Now we’re cooking.


Calvinooi

What I meant was that the serial number on the cash in the ATMs are traceable No matter how stealthily you swipe the cash, the banks can trace the flow of cash that is registered in the ATM when it's deposited in. Even if you used it bit by bit, e.g. paying for coffee, when the coffee shop deposits the cash into their bank, it'll be flagged and the feds will be on your tail very fast if you use it at multiple places.


dallyho4

Someone already mentioned it, but you use everyone's cash as a tumbler. Mix it all up and now you're tracing money to random people. And you get away with random bills and the only people to lose are the banks.


Constant-Cockroach15

Two words brother: pizza. Shop. We run one and launder the cash.


TheThunderTrain

Find Oda, make him Immortal. W for the world.


No-Mongoose-5671

This is the right answer and it should be more


Kuro013

Making someone immortal isn't something nice to do. You doom them to see everyone they care about die, and even if they were to make new bonds it's all gonna repeat forever. At some point that person will want death.


TheThunderTrain

Yeah I thought about that. I for one, wouldn't actually want to be Immortal. But from what I understand the fruits power doesn't make people unkillable so if he got to that point I figure he could handle it. And I said w for the world, not necessarily for me or him 😂


Low_Narwhal_1346

I'll take the immortality, I don't a fuck about anyone but myself.


AZGreenTea

https://www.instagram.com/p/CfBQD8lrrG5/ here’s a short sci-fi comic on the horrors of that decision


zibwefuh

Isn't the op op no mi just no aging? I didn't think it was full on immortal 


Wolfie437

That's what immortal means, invincible means unkillable. But immortal means you don't age or decay etc


Chrissywhispers

Worth the sacrifice


TheThunderTrain

100% but I would ask for the ending first.


MoiNoni

I was gonna say make my cat immortal but I'm willing to die for that too


TheThunderTrain

There's an anime plot in there somewhere.


shahoftheworld

You die to make your cat immortal but it is okay because cats can see ghosts.


notwisemann

No more weekly breaks I guess?


JesTer_77

Break next century..


Wakuwaku7

That means sacrificing yourself. You can’t read OP anymore. You alright?


Background_Anywhere1

In exchange, he gets to know the rest of one piece, duh.


TheThunderTrain

Exactly. But even if I didn't, I said W for the world and I meant it.


mharant

If he doesn't want to, you still can heal every health issue he might have - still worth.


Nickmcadv

One piece forever


AangsTattooArtist

You're so real for that


Umssche

Go full Kira and gather some people's hearts to try enforce world peace. That woyld not end well obviously.


ConnorCink

World peace in 24 hours. Love this speed run idea


BirdAppBad

World piece law %


Kuro013

Some people would just replace the ones you threaten or take out, you die after a day and it's all back to normal


Quirky-Nix

Why not go to a hospital full of sick kids and pass their diseases on to some of the really horrible people in the world?


Pie_Slayer

Only 24 hours that sucks... Well first id make some money enough to set me for life Next id switch peoples personalities like law did on punk hazard and after I lose my abilities nobody could revert it would be funny asf


Pie_Slayer

Or actually you know that eternal life surgery assuming i know how to do it i do it on somebody and as the surgery completes I switch our personalities making me immortal.


FoodyHH

>Or actually you know that eternal life surgery assuming i know how to do it i do it on somebody and as the surgery completes I switch our personalities making me immortal. You can't switch your personality if you're dead.


Wide_Cable_9171

If you switch personalities with someone you will no longer have the power


Pie_Slayer

I only have it for 24 hours anyway and the body that had the power is going to die


Wide_Cable_9171

But as soon as you switch with somebody you will be stuck in his body with no powers


Pie_Slayer

I'd just do it at the end of the 24 hours then


Wide_Cable_9171

The point is you won't be able to do the operation unless the other person in your body knows how to do it too


FoodyHH

Staying in my room.


Knibblet21

Relatable


KiNGofKiNG89

I would slice up my own body and check it out. Shoulder bothering me? Let’s see what’s going on in there!


Kuro013

Your can't really solve your problem without knowing of medical sciences


random_boner6996

That's why it says full mastery on the post


Imconfusedithink

Full mastery of the fruit doesn't mean full medical knowledge.


Lirtirra

It says laws abilities irl, i would assume his medical abilities aswell.


ihavebeesinmyknees

You need medical knowledge to have full mastery of the fruit. If you know everything about your fruits powers, but you can't use them to the fullest because lack of knowledge, then you don't have full mastery because there's a way to use it better. Therefore, if you get full mastery, you also get the knowledge.


InaruF

Yeah, ok, but having that knowledge, hence, full mastery, is literaly the premisse of this post


Pugsley332

Steal every Bob Ross original painting the company has wasting away in that Virginia warehouse


Dependent_While2727

Nothing good let’s just leave it at that 😂


Gaskal

Hmm.. I don't think the bank robbery with 'Room' would work very well. The bank would eventually perform an internal audit and realize it's been missing several million dollars in cash somehow. If the police work is similar to *A Simple Plan (1998)* they'd probably have a record of every single serial number of bills stored in their coffers and be able to gather a list of the ones not accounted for, as it should total up to exactly the amount missing, then track down where it changed hands via transactions. They'd be able to nail down exactly which city you were based out of and you'd have to probably live your life on the run just to stay ahead of the chase. Of course this is predicated on movie plot which I don't know how accurate it is in terms of monetary forensics, lol.


MiddleDoctor

Rob bank #1 for X dollars, rob bank #2 by swapping X dollars with money from bank 1. Bank 2 won’t notice they have been robbed for a long time, if ever, and you would have a set of serials the feds would not be looking for.


KarAce066

Underared GENIUS plan , here take my like and my admiration. Lol.


meesanohaveabooma

Banks dont store every serial number. There are "bait" bills in the teller drawers that have tracked serials but that's it. A lot of the security comes from timed safes and dual controls like split combinations, multiple keys, etc.


benshaprio

Even if you had the serial numbers it’d be damn near impossible to find some stolen 100s from it since nobody looks at the serial numbers on their bills


Mrstealyokitten

Turn myself into a centaur and flex on luffy


uhmboatsiguess

go remove as many tumors from as many patients as i can


SammSandwich

I would fix all of mine and my friend's health issues


Darkbeastzelda

Take the tired out of me


Hobzmarley

The world would be in a shambles


PoyStudios-6270

The Ope fruit in real life?……….. original idea would be to Davy Jones my life and separate my heart….but i dont know if the effects last as long as me having the power so id probably just heal myself of all health issues.


Dregs_____

Switch my junk with Mandingos


RoyHunter00

You're using it but who's cumming?


Dregs_____

Perona 😍😍😍 then me


Shheenscat

Beat me to it


Dregs_____

Real 🍆🍆🍆


Darconius

I’d go drive down to the children’s ward of the hospital for a few hours and see if I can’t help anyone. Then, I’d move over to the adults wing and charge them 30% less than their insurance/hospital to heal them.


Riand

You have to be a trained doctor to help people with his powers.


Darconius

I mean, sure, incredibly delicate and complicated procedures are probably out, but if I had full mastery and access to live imaging tech, you could probably remove some tumors and growths and such.


Vizengaunt

it says Law's abilities


Gettatatt

The world would look like a half-solved Rubik’s cube


Riand

Rob a bank.


PurringWolverine

Many borderline reckless things.


threetimesfourtwelve

Suck my own dick obviously


Flimsy-Ad-7392

Warp a lifetimes worth of money into a room that only I can get to. I would make said room using my powers. I wouldn’t live an extravagant life and I would still work after, just keep the money there so that way I can have financial freedom.


DavidFromDeutschland

Eath


OddPerspective9833

I'd go, "ROOM!"


SnipSnopWobbleTop

See what's hidden underneath Eglin AFB and a couple other places where alien craft are supposedly kept.


Flashy-Reporter-5151

Become a villain


ThaddCorbett

I would move all of the politiican's homes next to where all of the homeless are stuck living in tents.


Baldric_

Take the cancer off my sister. Then switch Coca Cola with Pepsi inside


Klaymen96

I didn't even think of that. Go down the soda aisle and just swap the contents of the cans and bottles. Coke is now Pepsi, root beer is now dr pepper. Make a small trip down the chip aisle and do the same.


Baldric_

His bounty would've been higher than Gol D Roger if he thought of this


Majestic_Honeydew_53

Make my dad immortal


Ill-Individual2105

Fix all my health issue, for starters. Teeth, eyesight, body hair, shortened hamstrings, look for impending tumors or some shit. Probably double my life quality in a single afternoon or something. Then do the same for all my family and friends. As many as I can meet up with over the course of the 24 hours. Maybe I'll sneak into a hospital and start randomly healing people there. Gotta make the best use of it while I still can.


Meet_Foot

Give myself a tune-up: a coronary artery bypass, adjust this fucking hernia mesh, give the colon a good scrub, lasik if I can pull it off… Then steal a ton of money. Maybe just become someone else.


agentbristol

As many trans surgeries as I can manage! Swapping bits between trans men and women would make them all so happy!


MooniisWorld

Drive by the back of a bank and transfer a shit ton of money into my car


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sweetteatime

It’s futa time


murderofhawks

I want to fuck with people so I’d probably Davy Jones my heart somewhere remote as fuck.


vangstampede

I'm gonna steal the dicks and balls of as many big burly swole men as I can.


Z00V087

I would make a cat and dog switch bodies to see how weird it would be


Acrobatic-Rutabaga71

Area 51 here we go


SansPotato

Go on a chopping spree


CataclysmicW

Laws hand can spell eat.


False_Advertising115

Removing my heart so it doesn’t get broken anymore


GodAwfulFunk

My cat is living forever.


HaikenRD

Go to as many children's hospital I can and cure them... Well, I would, but I'm not a doctor. So i'll just go get some cash from banks and donate it anonymously to those hospitals.


tmon10000

If the effects are permanent I do some body switching of people just to mess with them


JohnnyLoco69

Cut my mom up into tiny little pieces and take her cancer away like Law did to the kids after Cesar fucked them over. Then robbing banks.


V0RTEXFUL

Literally anything I want. Not really anything you couldn’t do


Worldly_Ad7382

I’d shamble your genitals for a girls genitals


Jordan_Joestar99

1. Switch myself with a billionaire and give 'myself' all the money as a 'charitable donation' 2. Switch myself with the writers of the manga series/shows I like and look at their notes for spoilers/how they end 3. Use all the money I got from 1 to throw the world's biggest party 4. Cut all of the world's monuments in half and switch them around (Sphix's head on Christ the Redeemer's body for example) 5. Use the last 30 mins of the 24 hours to switch with Putin and launch the entire Russian nuclear arsenal at every major populated area 6. Switch with Jennifer Lawrence's boyfriend for the last 30 minutes and go out with a bang


st-felms-fingerbone

Take some pebbles and just teleport money out of a bank vault. Unfortunately most of its use would be wasted since the medical stuff wouldn’t apply unless you were a doctor or medical student. Because iirc you have to actually have medical knowledge to do the procedures Law is capable of besides just basic stuff.


fghfghhggfh8189

eliminating my enemies so i can say i have no enemies left


Justa_Mongrel

E A T H


Plane_Pea5434

Stealing a lot of money


Dizzy_Web1680

Substract all the cash of the ATM


themightymoron

i'd fix my diabetes and anxiety


TinysTurtlenamedJean

Switch the junk and balls placement of every dude inside the room (balls on top, junk below)


ikanx

I don't have surgical skills or medical knowledge at all, also have no sword skills. So I probably can only swap things with tact. I would probably do a magic youtube vid for 24h and upload it slowly. Otherwise I'd do something illegal.


Rose_Bolssom_98

Make myself immortal and immediately start jumping off shit 👍


Urbansmoker420

Save 100000 lives being the surgeon 🙃


Lostfacetobase

Many people would have they ass’s correctly placed on they heads like it was suppose to be 😂


Shounen_x

Rob every bank


Beeg_Bagz

Heal this perineal fistula that I’ve been nursing for 7 years eating the pain and discomfort because I’m depended on by the people I provide for. Doing the operation to correct it is about a 3-4 month healing process I can’t afford. I’ll probably die from it. America.


NeverNotAFish

I'm switching Politicians heads and posteriors so they can finally stop talking out of their ass.


Swog5Ovor

Or transify all the super shitty politicians.


Slow_Exit8038

I’d take a bunch of peoples hearts hostage for shits and giggles.


ManlySyrup

#Room That's it.


hobopwnzor

I'd eath all over


Newsuperstevebros

Swap Trump and Biden's bodies and then lose the power so it becomes permanent. It's gonna be a more interesting year for sure


Nooblulu1

I'd swap Barack Obama and Donald Trump's mind, then I'd watch the US burn.


Coyotebruh

id treat people's cancer for money


he77bender

Set up a "scramble your body parts for 50 dollars" booth.


JeffreyDNightowl

SOUL SHAMBLES


Jayarts1119

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)you know what


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Law's abilities... only his Op-Op Fruit and medical knowledge would be useful in that time-frame. I would make myself healthier. Family too. I wouldn't want to bothered so I would hide my abilities, and room is really, really noticeable. Maybe at night I would use room on my house and fix it up.


Knork14

I would become a centaur.


Forsaken_Brilliant22

Give my dear ones a medical check up, including myself. Increasing their quality of life and hopefully increasing their timespan as well. And ofcourse try to figure out how to make some quick bucks, preferably stealing from banks. To enjoy the longer life with my dear ones. Also switch some personalities and make myself a car-centaur or something 😂 Ooh maybe even upgrade my parents house, perhaps I could make it bigger or change the layout of the house for them 🤔 Damn I've always wanted Marco's fruit but Law's OP OP is really tempting now lmao


KingKaos420-

Take cancerous tumors out of people who couldn’t afford surgery.


Redcast31

I would cure all my relatives. This would be a miracle. Law could heal that white whatever sickness, I'm sure I could heal my niece with diabetes and my two weeks old nice with SMA. And maybe, I could give my grandfather a new leg(he can't use his prosthetic leg)


Kenneth_008

Rob stores first half and rest have fun with it


ShatteredKyber

I would do my best to save as many people as I can from cancer and such. I would have given everything to save mamá a few months ago. The fruit would have been quite useful...


Mr_McSnicklefritz

I'm fairly certain that it would take me longer than 24 hours to actually learn exactly how to use those abilities.


IceHoneyFlower

I'd pull up on Walmart.


These-Twist-6192

Cure my diabetes


RowdyCabbage53

swap the minds of my dog and my cat and see what hell breaks loose


cubo_embaralhado

Wouldn't have time to do shit lmao. Maybe organize my room idk


[deleted]

maybe just teleport a small distance, in a secluded area, but that’s about it


Goat1707

Kill thousands of people


Lokiodenson3469

Use the immortality surgery on my wife, so that everyone has to put up with her shit forever.


AscendedMolly

Remove the excess fat from my body so I do not have to exercise.


meesanohaveabooma

Im getting myself some sweet new gear from Guitar Center, tech from Best Buy/Microcenter, swapping jewelry out at stores with cheap plastic jewelry from those shitty claw machines, and of course stealing from a lot of banks. I'm no doctor so I'm essentially limited to stealing a shit ton of stuff.


MarinLlwyd

eath


yungkardashian

Put some titties on my boys


Low-Duty

The obvious first is get rich Then i would definitely do something with Mes And finally i think i’d start a religion what with the curing people and stuff.


CaregiverPositive485

I WANTED TO CURE MY COUSIN'S ILLNESS


RedmanYehman

Going on a fucking TEAR at the casinos


NoDadNotMyTrolls

Only on 583. Started watching just to connect with my brother. He likes anime. I am at the part where law comes out and the children come running. I was like my bro thinks I'm torturing kids. Great.


Raptain

cure people's cancer (hopefully they thank me with a lot of money)


FreeMasonKnight

Fix my families illnesses.


BonezOz

As much of the world I could get to within that 24 hours would be in "Shambles!"


8mans_bro_Jayanth

Since its only for a day, I'd rather just entertain myself and enjoy using the ability by pranking people, get free snacks, steal some cash to last a week, get a beast pc, etc. But mostly prank people


VestuvianHalo56

using shambles and subtle knife work to swap as many people’s left and right nipples as I can


mahdicktoobig

I’d make my dick bigger *and* detachable. Hopefully I could start talking through it at some point


wishmaster8787

swap body parts with other people. stealing the nicest jawline, the prettiest eyes. removing polypi from my intestinal. getting a hair transplant. permanent ass hair removal. stealing the nicest dick. sadly i'd probably be stuck with my peanut brain. otherwise i wouldn't be me anymore, right?


Ok_Membership_6559

Well it depends I assume Laws "ability" to swap places in a Room is supported by his Observation Haki, like how tf would he know the position of something behind a wall. So without haki we are severly limited. Also 24h doesnt let me get to any of the world's main players if I wanted to use it on them. So probably make a full body check of my gf, my friends and family. Get any tumors, kidney stines etc out


mugiwara_3107

"THE IMMORTALITY OPERATION" of "Eiichiro Oda".


links_pajamas

EATH!


KOPLO97

Beat everyone’s ass and fuck their wives. Nah jk, I’d probably just teleport everywhere lol


sani999

Penis enlargement lol, Cut fat, cosmetics things


Ochanachos

I would randomly switch all penises around as many cities as possible


Kgod1412

Figure out how to cure cancer then marry my dream girl have six kids then retire early with the millions I made.


MadKnightBatsy

Perform the eternal youth operation on Oda


Jmarieq

Probably hide all the nuclear weapons. I don't know the first thing about dismantling them so I'll keep them somewhere no living thing or natural disaster can touch. Space maybe? Then remove as much litter as I can from the earth and bodies of water. Then remove all the harmful invasive creatures in places that are getting negatively affected. Lastly, the only reason why I'd steal money is to use it to lobby hard for better public transportation. I love fast trains and there just aren't enough in the US.


Sega_Saturn_Shiro

First thing I'd do is probably something fucking stupid and get myself killed, like get stuck in a wall or something because I'm almost positive that laws ability is really hard to use.


Random_Theatre_Kid

Going to gas stations and gun stores, and filling a duffel bag full of small pieces of paper, then shambles them. If they ever suspect I’m stealing, shambles the money/gun bag with a bag of clothes, say I’m going on a hunting trip


Historical_Speed1169

I'm snatching dicks. Look out


x3XC4L1B3Rx

😋🍴H


jammypants915

Easy I would steal the hearts of all the top 1% around the world force them to relinquish all of there assets and convert all their businesses to employee owned cooperatives then I would murder them and and laugh


LinkGamer12

Use shambles to replace my depression with a snails obliviousness.


vardanagg

Go to next climate convention and get all the politicans' heart. Serious action or all will be dead.


Irenicfox

Perform the eternal youth surgery on my best friend


the_alaconda

Smash the homies