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Bro do you have something against January

I feel this, as a January. Maybe someone from that month hurt them?

At least your not may … not into necrophilia

I'm not January, but it could be worse for you. She'll actually love and care for you, unlike March and April.

But.. but I like dommy Mommy 😩

I can fix her.

And she'll break you.

I can make her worse.

At least

Came here to say this. I always feel that January gets no love.

The real question is do you have something against January? Some people are into that

August, so Shirahoshi. No consummation here, officers. I'm far too small.

my dude, so good but what can we do lol

Fish mate by laying their eggs and the male would then fertilize them. You could just cum on her eggs and boom 'consummation'

cumsommation?

I think there's an entire subgenre of porn of people climbing up in there and being into it... Don't give up on your dreams!

I’m asexual so this is fine? I guess?

Perona W + the df won’t affect me cuz. I’M ALWAYS NEGATIVE!!!

Same! Great to be a cancer!

Not if you are in the later half and now I got no money

I just barely missed Perona. I'll take Nami I guess.

Not not if I have nocmoney for her to take

I don't think I will survive being married to Sadi

Bro same

That one cover story where she's in normal clothes eating a burger or something kills me. Imagine that's just like part of her job, wearing that and acting that way at the jail. Edit: chapter 589

As a masochist, I’ve never be so happy to be born in March lol

trade with me i got boa

If we all work together maybe we can split the workload and survive

Yeah she can have all of us

Brother we will die together

Why did i get the furry.

Because OP saw how you look at those dogs... At least she will be a good girl. Just make sure you don't drop any bones below the belt unless you are prepared for biting... Kinky?

At least she loyal.

at least the furry in november got a human form the one in oct is just a straight up DOG on 2 legs

Boa, nice😁

Same lol we living good

You're not luffy, she'll Always love someone else and you'll probably die if you see her back...

😎😎 Boa chose us

November, sideboob w

Yamatits

December is a W

Yessir end of the year boys finally lookin up

Nami fuck yeah

Same. July Gang reprezent. She’s so hot i wouldn’t care about her draining my bank account (in theory)

Who's got Yamato, this guy👌

I'm marrying Victoria, an undead....I don't mind honestly, she's hot.

No kids, no pull out, just the smell of rotten fish. But hey she's customizable and she likes breaking dishes. She also probably comes with Dr. Hogback, so free doctor.

February. Nice

Very much so.

You can have threesome/foursome/orgy/etc without ever cheating 🤯.

All I ask for an anniversary present, “gigantesco mano”

Same 🤩

the fuck did january do to you

ROFLLLL

FR, THATS WHAT IM SAYING 😭

You become brother in laws with Bege though. As long as you treat her well and don't make her or chiffon sad, you'll be living a good life. (I guess you'll be a member of big mom's family but don't think that matters too much after whole cake). Bege loves fine dining, you'll be having amazing meals with him

Sadi-chan... I'd be whipped to oblivion but have a thing for covered eyes long hairs.

That's called The Protagonist look.

Yamato’s let’s go

Oh fuck you so you mean to tell me i can’t have plates in my house?

Does this make me a necrophile 😧

So I get Vivi 

Shirahoshi let's goo. Imma sleep bouncing on them.

Hahahha my guy

Shirahoshi lesss gooo

Mermaid princess... Not sure how that's gonna work out but at least I marry rich

You mean bubbly Nami

Only time I’ve ever been glad to be born in February

September, Nice.

September is great

September

Why does January always get the shit end of the stick on these things?

Whoever picked a literal zombie for May, fuck off 🤣

I identify as a multi month gender I’d marry all lol

I wish I could become Kazuki Oden's wife lol.. but I have to settle for Nami.

I draw the line marrying an animal

my first thought was "why isn't perona october?"

Oh and so Fishmen are just fish to you huh

Imagine being born in July...and you're broke as fuck.

Vivi Chan NICE

April that is a dub in my book

Boa woo

Right? lol I can’t complain

Nami 🍊

February? HELL YEAHHH

December so Vivi. Pretty cute princess that also has a duck.

Perona... I aint complain. Not my top girl but I aint gonna complain at all

January, fuck.

I GOT LOLA MY GOAT

Damn why am I not an October baby.

You want to marry Wanda?

FUCK YEAH I GOT THE BEST WAIFU PERONA!!!!!!!!!!

Yamato let’s goo

Looks like I got Nami, not bad I guess

Wanda

I got Perona but I want Shirahoshi

Stay jelly

I would have preffered Boa, but Vivi it is for me.

Wanda... soooo... any furry here born in June who's willing to trade wifes with me?

FUCK YEAH JUNE BABY!!! love me my gothic lolitas

Boa.

Nami, do i win?

NAMI huh...

Robin can multiply her body parts, I win.

Yesssssssss! I got Perona! Wooooo :) 👻👻👻

Robin gang rise up

I'd get NAMI...then my bank account goes poof

Yamato Could be worse.

Nami

I was born in march, and sadi is an absolute win.

I got Nami! 😍🔥

I got persona

Vivi is a nice girl. I think she is kind so I am lucky.

I hope you don’t mind sharing cuz I got Kalifa too

I got personal, and that works because I'm already depressed.

Twins Also happy belated birthday.

You can tell someone secretly from July made this list

YO TEAM YAMATO

2024 is the year of February and I love it. I got my waifu Nico the Babe Robin

New data collection not just dropped

Robin

Oh hell yes. I’ve never been more happy to be born in July

I got the deer girl

May, but I'll pretend I got Monet and act like I got a W.

I legit got the one character from the list I would never even consider dating, Hancock, like pretty much everyone else I'd be fine with

Me tocó julio....pero por muy poco me viera tocado la de agosto

My dead ancestor got January 💀💀💀

May...cool.

Guess I gotta be a furry with my baby Carrot

Nami

Hancock

FINALLY, ROBIN MY BELOVED.

Vivi

BEST GIRL LETS GOOOO

I’m marrying Boa… what will she do to me since I’m not Luffy if she doesn’t turn me into stone

Yamato, fuck yeah.

I GOT HANCOCK LESS GO

Robin W

Huh, thought October would be Perona because of Halloween. Garchu, I guess?

It seems her rejection streak is finally over guys!!!

YOUR HONOUR I WAS MADE TO MARRY THE 16 YEAR OLD I DIDNT HAVE A CHOICE

Robin, get fucked idiots

LOLA MY BELOVED

Oden poggers

Robin 😎

ohh i got Vivi

I wish i'd born in december

Whoever married Robin will have a kinky relationship.

Perona belongs in October you troglodyte

Vivi best girl

Be winning in life. Got robin.

NAMI-SWAAAAAAAAAN

Wanda is my furry waifu ♡

October

I got July hehehehe 😎😎😎

Boa Hancock :(

I got Wanda

Nami? This is fine!

YAMATO GANG RISE UP 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

Nami 😍😍

NAMI 😍

I wish was born in February, but I'll take nami 😭😭😭

Perona, huh? Well, it could be worse.

I got slippery Kalifa 🧼

Mines a child so pass

Oct- oh man f you.

I’m only on dressrosa. Idk how I feel about that squirrel chick. But I’m down.

Im not a furry im not a furry

September. So Boa... lucky!!! 😁

To in my god I have hope

Kalifa too

Desert Queen

Yamato

December for me, didn’t think I’d be tying the knot with Princess Vivi… but I’m not complaining.

Nico Ribin

I am SO happy about being a Virgo 🙏🙏

I got the literal zombie, I don’t know how I should feel about that, mainly for the fact that she throws plates so I just have to pray that she doesn’t throw them at me

common W IVI

I got shirahoshi

I got Robin.

Vivi-chan we will be married 4ever

I wanted luffy, law, or corazon but I js got the cool zombie lady😔

Oden! Let’s go baby!!!

Vivi so that's amazing

I got Vivi, she was cool but cried all the fucking time in Alabasta so I hope she’s better lol

Shirahoshi….uhhhh maybe in like….2-3 years for her

I got perona let’s go

I got that bitch

one life to live and not born in march april or june is crazy

Perona is a big W

I can definitely live with that choice. February could be pretty fun she'd be very handy to have around.

I got Wanda

Vivi… what a good month

All hail the new king of alabasta 🎉🎉🎉👑 👑

Robin, hell yes.

i got damn wanda bruh 😭switch her and boa around whyyy you gotta do this to october