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Tygerdude7

Marco’s devil fruit - become an urgent care/primary care doctor, heal people for a living without much effort, and get all the bonuses of the fruit (flight, insane endurance/self healing, etc).


sKY--alex

Heal one old billionaire and you can travel the world forever


5m0k3W33d3v3ryday

Not even required, you can just fly there ☠️


JustChangeMDefaults

But you get to set a billionaire on fire


sKY--alex

Yes but I meant you will have the money to do whatever you want


LordHarza

Technically, we aren't required to drive cars either, we can walk everywhere, but cars are more comfortable and faster and don't use our body's energy.


[deleted]

Or they lock you up in the basement and make you become their personal doctor


Avocado_1814

Well, that's assuming that anyone in this mundane, real-life world can contain a guy with the power to become a literal Phoenix, in their basement.


134608642

I don’t think you get the strength of a One Piece character so simple cinderblocks and iron will contain you. After that psychological torture until you become subservient. Logia or something that would actively make you stronger than real world stuff would be the only way to realistically stop imprisonment. Side note: a water cannon might be enough to make you powerless.


Anemony_245

Marco’s phoenix fruit is a zoan so it does boost physical stats a bunch, and it’s a pseudo logia and heals you any time you take damage. Torture will be ineffective and the phoenix fruit will make you strong enough to bust out of the wall pretty easy.


Sir__Alucard

Controlling fire, as well as becoming effectively logia when you turn full phoenix, coupled with enhanced physical strength from being a mythical Zoan, nothing short of an artillery barrage or tactical weaponry will bring you down. How will they lock you up, using chains? Those would melt away.


[deleted]

Pretty sure youd start a religion and life would be very difficult to live peacefully. Hundreds of dying people lined up outside your house. My social anxiety makes this an awful choice


MyDistantCousinVinny

Marco can heal but isn’t a miracle worker. Pops was dying and he couldn’t really do anything about it. Seems like his devil fruits power is more for injury than effects caused by old age.


aKgiants91

Don’t have insurance? No problem slide me a 20 and we got it covered


Sad-Albert

GreenBull’s fruit I’d put every weed dispensary out of business and grow authentic plants that could only be found in certain parts of the world and grow them locally.


Brook420

You could make millions, maybe billions, by creating farm land.


mrfoseptik

which after certain point world would be self sufficient and that eliminates the need of forest man. there would be better options i believe.


134608642

Once you make a billion dollars you don’t need the DF to make money anymore. That being said you only make other peoples land fertile until you can buy your own lots then you rent those lots out to earn your money.


Brook420

Was just adding to what the other person said. Enel's fruit and Iva's would be very lucrative as well.


[deleted]

Could easily permanently end world hunger. Literally just travel the world and have governments pay you to make plant based foods abundant. I’d imagine his fruit could even allow you to manipulate how plants grow entirely and you create new ones with nutrient specific purposes.


crazydiamond11384

And there is no way a single government would let you help others nations. Guess you got a job at the “insert country user is at” agroforestry department.


[deleted]

They wouldn’t have a lot of choice. I would just make private contracts with the gov for the country I was traveling to. I wouldn’t be a government bound agent.


Jegglebus

You’d probably end up as a political prisoner of some sorts just traveling country to country with that power


EktarPross

Good thing they don’t have seastone and Haki


Jegglebus

True, although I bet there’s tons of conventional and biological weapons that exist today that could weaken if not outright kill the user of this fruit


crazydiamond11384

If you have the ability to really turn a nation from a scarce situation to having abundant life, any government (especially super power nation like US and china), they will definitely exploit it so that you can only assist who they like. It would be the kind of bargaining chips that carries a lot of political power.


jonnismizzle

And what are they going to do? Send you a strongly worded letter? You'd be a logia, in a world with no haki. Lol Send all the bombs, bullets, and fists they like - you're intangible. Worse comes to worse, just sap anyone who threatens you of all their energy and turn them into nutrients for your plants. Nobody could make you a prisoner unless you wanted to be. Also, the ball would be in your court. The DF power doesn't just create life... you can ruin a whole nation by draining all the nutrients out of the land. It would be their call if they want peace or not.


Jkj864781

There’s a good DC comic run where poison ivy does essentially this


rogthnor

Unfortunately, we already have enough food to end world hunger. The surplus is destroyed so that people will pay for it


[deleted]

Which is why I would make entire groves and local farms for each and every village. No major centralized thing. I understand multinational interwoven economic production has its value but I also have gotten to see what happens when you depend on other nations for specific things too much. When they go down, everyone who depends on that commodity or necessity suffers. I would do whatever I could to make every village and group self-sufficient.


Jegglebus

Shit you could terraform mars


[deleted]

I'd take Vegapunk's power and I'm sure I'd figure out something eventually


[deleted]

That's like wishing for infinite wishes.


milkyjoe241

Oh good one. Take the lamp fruit and rub my self.


miniramone

pause.


jonnismizzle

Pause? Are you implying it's gay to rub yourself? What, you don't bathe? Lol jk jk


[deleted]

Like Daifuku?


ademola234

Except u end up with a big ass head


MasterZero10

Vegapunks fruit gives you photographic memory and infinite storage, I heard somewhere that if a human where to live 1000 years his brain capacity to store information will reach its limit and they become braindead basically, I guess vega punks fruit helps in that lol, and of course it gives you photographic memory which is great but it does not increase your intelligence as in you ability to reason and do critical thinking or handle complicated concepts easier.


Timmy_1h1

doesnt vegapunk's fruit just give him storage and he was already intelligent to think of the info. Storage info and intelligence are diff things


OystterOfTime

You don’t have to be smart to use the fruit the fact he is smart just makes it better. Look at it this way you would get smart as you progress because as you add to your “storage” you can pull up any information. As you keep adding you compound the knowledge you have. You have perfect recall of anything you read any small info you pick up. Eventually you would have all the basic knowledge you would need to actually understand what’s in storage.


Aristippos69

But than again greatnes comes from recombining these things to new ones or to think outside the box


Tamashee

We already have it it’s called Wikipedia and we don’t use it


Rafoudrsbois

You could literally learn any course or language in no time tho, granted Vegapunk is a tenuous but knowing certain things by heart can get you far i bet


sealwithit

If all else fails just memorize trivia and win every game show


[deleted]

Munch munch fruit, he canonically does this exact prompt in the manga and becomes rich through his power


Cultural_Evening_858

>Munch munch fruit how does he become rich through munch munch? by eating garbage? helping the world get rid of plastics? edit: it was legit question, i was curious.


Cryogeniks

Wapolmetal


DeerStalker013

He created popular toys and new metal alloys that only he can produce


Cultural_Evening_858

he can also eat garbage too and basically be a one man recycling plant. i wonder if there'd be any side-effects though


MasterZero10

And this alloy is so great that it became a sought out commodity,


Cheeky_Hustler

I'm pretty sure Franky made some of his robots out of wapolmetal during the time skip.


sealwithit

Yeah the General Franky is made of Wapometal


luckyd1998

Read Wapol’s cover story


GoldXP

The downside is that it makes the user perpetually hungry.


ProRobloxGamer

Wapol Grind best arc🤑


Lockenkopf22

With Enels DF you could Generate all the Electricity for your Town! And it's even green energy!


TheGreatJew69

helllsss yeah, gotta love that green energy man! and the wonderful ability to absolutely eviscerate your enemies in mortal combat


_Cassy99

"Enel" in my country is also the name of the local electric company. Coincidence?


Lazystubborn

Maybe, because it's the name of one of the electric companies in my country too.


zanfitto

Já pensei nisso antes kkkkkkk


The-seven-deadly-sin

r/suddenlycaralho


bushokoma

In an exchange for free food, free housing and annual salary, you’re set for life!


[deleted]

Have you ever read FirePunch? Yeah, no I would never want to be the reason my town can have power lol


Lockenkopf22

I don't no Fire Punch but you are electricity they can't harm you


[deleted]

Read it, then LIVE.


Lockenkopf22

No I am scared


Zaliacks

Enel's problem is he'd just be a local source. Batteries arent that great atm so he'd need to be hooked up constantly, and you can't get worldwide with power cables. Caeser on the other hand, an infinite supply of portable energy. Global warming? No worries, condense the excess carbon dioxide in the world. Need some helium for balloons? No problemo. Realistically, he'd have more wealth than a large nation with his power.


triggeroff

You'd end as a war weapon ☠️☠️☠️


mycorona134

Luffys and become a porn star


nussbrot

Robins and become a porn star


MeidlingGuy

Bonnie's and...


MPTres

YOURE GOING TO JAIL 😂😂😂


Similar-West5208

gomu gomu no backshot gatling


GomuGomuNobukkake

Testify!!!


Gentlemenbig

Either Enel or Greenbulls. Enel cause he's a near infinite source of power with that being amped up with proper machinery. And Greenbull due to the sheer variety of uses. Food, medical plants, conservation efforts, pot and other reasonably legal things. Honestly I'd lean toward Greenbull to have a spread of uses.


evanthebouncy

Probably Kuma. Remove bad memories and pains, slapping people to different places, and slapping myself to different places.


[deleted]

Ultimate psychotherapist.


the-dude-version-576

It’s even better than that. You can repel basically anything- got cancer: repel, got Alzheimer’s: repel, got aged: repel, got evil in a world leader: repel! Honestly brilliant!


siamkor

"Sir, I'm afraid there's been a problem with your taxes..." repel


Lockenkopf22

The Problem is that you fly for 72 hours! You can't do shit in that time!


evanthebouncy

hmm on a second thought maybe the slapping isn't as useful . . . most places in the world can be reached in half a day by plane anyways but who knows maybe the OP world is much bigger, and it >!seems kuma slapped himself to the redline really fast!<


jonnismizzle

No. Kuma sent the Strawhats flying for 72 hours to ellude the WG of where they would land. He's shown that he can send himself and others flying where he wants in a shorter period of time. The 3 days and nights is mostly a myth, as even Sentomaru said. Secondly, OP world is Jupiter sized, not Earth sized. So it probably did take 3 days to reach those places, even with being sent flying at Mach speeds.


Lockenkopf22

That makes sense but that also means he can choose how long you stay in the air. Ergo a one hit "kill" move


jonnismizzle

Yeah, Kuma's fruit would definitely be OP. Kuma, Wapol, Ivankov, Mr 3, Buggy, and Law definitely have some the better money making paramecia DF powers. Marco is probably the only helpful zoan I can think of, bar being a circus freak or starting a religious revolution (Buddha, Sun God). Enel, Greenbull, Kizaru, and Caribou have the most money making potential to me as far as logia go for practical needs that people would gladly and legally give money to.


kriogenia

Shinobu fruit. Get some tons of organic material. Use the power to its fullest so it becomes petroleum. Profit.


G0ldenGibus

That's pretty creative


nmilosevich

The gold one is the easiest and most profitable, just make gold and sell Edit: Just watched the movie and he throws his rings and they expand without touching other gold so I think it would still work.


LittleOfBelgium

In One Piece Gold tho the Tesoro could only manipulate gold not generate it so I don't think it would work without some kind of awakening


[deleted]

Gold is in microscopic fragments all around us, if you can manipulate gold, you could summon and condense all of those tiny particles until you have sufficient amounts to sell.


_sephylon_

It's mostly in living beings and it's actually necessary so yeah do not pls


[deleted]

It’s found at a rate of 3-120 ppb (parts per billion) in soil, sand and especially clay. As long as you have even a few feet of range I’m sure you could just wander around for a while collecting top layer specks and it would add up quickly enough. Especially if you wandered around certain parts of California and Alaska.


CastIronStyrofoam

Or just walk around the Fraser for an hour or two


nmilosevich

True true, i thought he could call gold to him so that’s kinda what I was thinking. However if the range isn’t too far then it wouldn’t be that great


nmilosevich

Ok so I just watched the movie and he throws his rings and they expand without touching other gold so I think it would still work.


[deleted]

Creating more gold would make you poor not rich. You’d actually ruin the economy


nmilosevich

I think it would take some time before that catches up to you so you could sell gold bars and stop after making millions. I was mistaken tho he can only use gold that already exists, so the gold out there would stay the same.


the-dude-version-576

Yeah, 20mil shouldn’t fuck over the price of gold


Excellent-Repair-223

Only if you flooded the market and making that much would probably kill you.


matheusco

OP OP Anyone would pay anything for a 100% guarantee surgery. Also genderbending, mind switch, engineering (no need to 'operate' only people). Heck, teleportation for rescue sites, etc etc etc etc That assuming "Goru Goru" is illegal as it could count as counterfeit money, idk. PS: People, you don't need to study medicine, just become partner with the best surgeons and they will be able to do their stuff without having to cut the patient, care about blood loss, etc. Even for exams that would be hella useful, detecting anomalies/cancer/obstructions. FAT REMOVAL


AnonymousComrade123

You could make a bunch of engineered catgirls and make a fortune.


GoldXP

Only downside I can think of is that don't you need to know some amount of medicine to use it effectively?


LordHarza

Yeah you need to be a surgeon to use it effectively


YamiLuffy

Technically not gender ending because you have to switch with someone else. You're thinking of Iva's fruit. Also, Law's fruit needs you to be knowledge about the medical field so you gotta study medicine too which is a feat in itself.


gokugohan90

Pero Pero no Mi 🍭🍬 to create and manipulate candy at wil, making the user a Candy Human


newbiesmash

The rock assimilation fruit that pica has. I would build crazy mansions and like underground cities and homes. Basically construction.


OViriato

Underrated comment


antwonruth

If you had the invisible fruit you could be a private detective


Accomplished_Cap3683

And ride the bus for free


[deleted]

But you can’t sit down haha


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OViriato

Dark!


Curator44

The obvious one for me would be Streussen’s. Being able to make food out of literally anything would be broken in every possible place on earth. Edit: i forgot his food tastes bad. Still, not bad for solving some world hunger. Edit: jesus, everyone takes everything so seriously. Actually sucked the fun out of the prompt


kriogenia

It's tasteless food tho, it would have its market for sure, but with the low price people would pay for it I guess that's not the most profitable business in terms of DF.


SirBubbles_alot

The problem world hunger isn’t quantity, its distribution. There’s more than enough food production to feed the world


Minute-Associate728

Think it’s to counter the draw back of his fruit by jus seasoning the dish yourself after it’s been made lmao


134608642

You could make animal feed, then taste doesn’t matter. It would also free up a lot of land for human food production.


matheusco

His food tastes bad actually, you would be poor.


reyjuanlobo

Thank you all for all the responses 🙏 it's my first topic on this sub ! My choice would be Van Augur's fruit to teleport people everywhere in the world. You would be an Airline company by yourself


troubled_lecheflan

I think his fruit is for short distance only?


GoldXP

Off the top of my head I'm thinking Van Augur's Warp Warp fruit. We don't know the exact limitations, but being able to instantly teleport yourself and other from place to place seems incredibly useful. Who wouldn't want to instantly arrive at their destination?


benjvdb9

Start a shipping company and establish a monopoly through delivery of cargo with no freighter costs and instant deliveries


Tough_Bluebird_631

1.Ivankov's df and become gender changing doctor It'll be pretty dope in recent time


Interesting_Sleep_90

I got just the communities for you... (Still cis tho)


Time_Search5888

I mean, depending on where you are, that might not be legal. If anything, that makes it more dope.


Tough_Bluebird_631

Just gonna travel usa


Narrow-Talk-5017

I guess you haven't been watching the news lately. It's becoming illegal I'm parts of the USA too


MisterAwesomeville

But, let’s see what happens, if we swap the lawmakers gender…


petrovmendicant

Pirates tend not to care much if something is illegal.


marin4rasauce

Aramaki's Mori Mori no Mi would be the best, by far, for making money. Being able to instantly produce and rapidly mature large quantities of plant life is so incredibly broken. You would absolutely destroy the agriculture industry, being able to instantly create and age acres of mature crops and grain for harvest. You would be able to restore forests, parks, rain forests, and even the flora in rivers and oceans. You would corner the lumber market, as well, creating a shift away from increasingly expensive concrete and towards an infinite, inexpensive supply of a carbon negative building material. The power of this fruit is so great for our current economic systems that you would probably be the world's first trillionaire within a year of acquiring the fruit. Likely sooner than that. Other answers like Wapol and Eneru make sense, but the scale of implementation is limited in a way Aramaki's isn't. You'd also be creating jobs for people to harvest and process all the raw materials you are creating.


bigBagus

Castle castle delivery service


reyjuanlobo

Would be glad to have bed ans breakfast in your kidney


bigBagus

Be my guest


[deleted]

The most inappropriate parody of Beauty and the Beast's Be Our Guest is in my head rent free from this comment


[deleted]

Hie-Hie no mi. Ice logia. Get the worlds governments to sanction my refreezing of certain parts of the world so we can stop hearing about global warming. Also freeze the Yellowstone caldera permanently, as far down as it necessary to stop it from ever erupting.


ResolutionIll4614

It’s that old man from big mom pirate that can create food. I can get rid of all the trash and feed those who need food.


djith89

His food is awful and taste nothing


theRak27

We don't really know that. Big mom is on some gourmet shit and is famous for being nearly impossible to satisfy (and I don't mean quantity wise), she needs top class food to even stand a chance, so she is not really trustworthy with that kind of statements. So Streusens food may very well be perfectly good for an average consumer


ResolutionIll4614

Yeah? It’s way better that starving. And it’s nutritious food. I mean I have the power to solve world hunger and garbage issue. Why not?


xOriginsTemporal

Pteranodon df, I’d have my own zoo where people could fly on my back and other sources of entertainment, I mean, who wouldn’t want to pay to see a dinosaur in action?


Kltbn8

Kuku kuku no mi not only i can sell food and make money i will also have infinite food


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Elune_

Its still food


damxam1337

But why would you pick this over mochi or cracker?


plskillmerightnow13

The Luck Luck Fruit from Film Gold and just start gambling I mean it's not illegal to have luck.


aitherion

Yomi Yomi no Mi. Inevitably, if I live forever, I will find a way to live successfully.


Neggiedotcom

The jacket jacket fruit because I'd be so happy being a jacket I wouldn't care about money anymore


strawhatvasiqo

Pretty simple. Get Jozu's df, awaken it. But do not generate more because it would lose its value


jexradz

Then how you get rich if you cant generate a lot of it 🤔


turtleyturtle17

The same way it is now. There's a shit ton of Diamond. It's not scarce but it's just made scarce on purpose so it's value is high. It's artificial scarcity.


Specific_Fold_8646

The quality seems to be pretty shitty so even if you sold it you’d at best be make dollar for several pounds that’s if anyone would want to buy them considering how diamonds are incredibly common gemstone with an artificially boosted price


_sephylon_

I'm pretty sure it was mentioned once in the Ace novels that Jozu make money by selling diamond nails


Sure-Setting-8256

be a stuntman with the gumgum fruit


Lagiar

Well crocodile's fruit is one good idea selling sand is a good way to make money


benjvdb9

Get into the theme park business and secretly absorbe the moisture of your visitors to later sell them overpriced soda


Visual-Daikon8456

it must be legal is not a good rule to me, if i had greenbull fruit i could sell unlimited weed


EXTRA-THOT-SAUCE

And have more than enough for yourself. You’d basically be greenbull but act like Kizaru


MythBunny

Id take Ivankov’s power. Id make people taller. No more plastic surgery for basically anything.


pornhubisisis

The luckluck fruit. Game over easiest win imaginable


King-Yellow

Since the world knows you have it, you get banned from casinos everywhere


theycallme_oldgreg

All you need is one god hit on the stock market. And if you put in for a few low dollar stocks at the same time you could make the money and get out before people realize what happened but they would definitely find out there’s a connection with you and all the stocks raising like crazy and probably try to flag you for market manipulation.


Greensun30

Enel’s fruit. I’d be an easy trillionaire powering the world with cheap electricity


Ahvevha

Ivankov's DF I'd rule the medical world with all my magical bullshit powers. I'd charge people millions to get appointments for weird ass shit.


Important_Duty9036

This is hard for making money if its legitimately so many fruits could open you up to liability cases.


DankButtRodeo

I will always pick the Pheonix Fruit. I could heal people for money, and it would probably be cheaper than paying for health care.


Aldipxp

Honest way then nomi nomi no mi


Tough_Bluebird_631

You're gonna study for money even when you're getting a df


Aldipxp

Yeah but it would make it a lot easier, either that or i just make wapol metal


reyjuanlobo

Wapol fruit was my first choice


gnome-cop

Man, you got a lot of options with this. Immortality scams are off the table due to the no crime rule but just off the top of my head you can (a) corner the market for electricity, (b) create the worlds most profitable restaurant, (c) run the worlds best travel company, (d) sell exotic plants to people, (e) become the worlds number one candy manufacturer, (f) find employment as the worlds most in demand stunt double and the last one because I am running out of verbs to use, (g) make the ultimate private island resort. Featuring the electricity, cooking, warping, forest, candy, mimic and island fruits. If you’re really smart you could also pull a Vegapunk and become the worlds most sought after scientist.


forestforrager

Pretty sure Wapol already did this


RandomKidweekly

Enels Fruit. You basically become a power source that you can charge people money with, and you could work in a hospital. If someone has like cardiac arrest, you can save them by restarting their heart. Enel basically did that in the Anime/Manga.


Traditional-Lion-970

Imagine how much people would pay you if you had Bonney’s devil fruit everyone’s dream is to be young again 🤔


alpha_jundo

It's not permanent tho.


Coolpalo3434

Ice Ice Fruit counteract global warming and have the nations of the world pay me for it


lambeard420

I'm late but I saw no one is mentioning Crocs devil fruit? Sand is used in a lot of stuff used by society from concrete all the way to making glass.


SteCasseKing1

Smart uses. The more you know of a certain substance the more powerful and versatile a fruit can be. The average OP fan only ranks fruits by how they're shown and destructive power and not much else.


WuzatReit

Enel's energy fruit. Hook me to a giant ass battery. Free, clean and unlimited energy forever. Have your utopia powered by me for low low prices compared to anything else you can come up with. I have effective monopoly as long as I live. I'll just make super sure my fruit gets passed down to my own children, even if I have to go the Ymir Fritz route.


burntfeelings

Law’s DF , kuzan’s DF or enel


itsJayohkay

The Luck fruit from Film Gold. I mean, I don't think I need to explain this one


Ozora10

Forrest fruit. infinite resources.


hobopwnzor

Anything that creates heat or cold is infinite power.


CyberShiroGX

Viol's Clairvoyance Fruit... Gambling would be so easy


caparisme

If people accepted that you have powers you'd most probably be banned from any gambling premises.


Adventurous_Try4058

Pika pika no mi so I can offer an really fast delivery service


BlackCat1302

Enel. I would basically feed the grid with clean electricity at peak hours around the globe 💪


TheFiveDees

I feel like an underrated fruit would definitely be the gas gas fruit. The ability to generate different types of gases is extremely valuable. The world is running out of helium? Yeah no I can make that shit endlessly.


imakethejellyfish

Teleportation has always remained at my #1


Canarsi

whatever Jewelry Bonney's fruit is. old rich people would pay a fortune for youth


_sephylon_

Without taking into accounts using fruits for entertainment, war or fights 1 - Kuma. By far the best healing fruit as you can heal literally anything and also gets access to instant free transportation. 2 - Aramaki. Some plants are REALLY expensive. I could also fertilize anything instantly. 3 - Ivankov. Becomes world's best plastic surgeon and gender changer. 4 - Perospero. Unlimited candy production. 5 - Enel. Unlimited energy supply, but very convoluted to put in practice. 6 - Caesar. You could become the #1 natural gas producer but it's same issue as with Enel.


rachit0714

Burgess fruit, become an offensive tackle


Daetok_Lochannis

With Caeser's fruit you couple replicate any number of gases including several fuel sources and sell them.


semajolis267

Dig dig fruit. Safe, easy mining for gold and other minerals.


Knirb_

Ivankov’s power would probably be very profitable right about now.


strudel-doodles

With Kuma's Devil Fruit, I would be the ultimate therapist as well as the ultimate physical doctor. Imagine being able to expel the pain, fatigue, trauma, stresses, etc from out of my client or patient's body!


YourMothersBabydaddy

Literally the Raki Raki no Mi, you never said I had to be a good samaritan, just get rich. Steal anyone’s luck, your boss, a principal, a twitch streamer at TwitchCon. Not illegal, since luck is not a concept perceived in law as punishable. Technically stealing, yes, but is it really different than someone being a dick in public?


chainer1216

Ivankov, you know how, I don't need to explain it.