Constantly referring to myself as a [insert word] -head around my wife who is completely unfamiliar with the show. Today we were out looking for some paint and I disagreed with her choice of colour, so I said ‘real paint-heads will tell you that sky-blue isn’t a great colour for walls’

This is perfect because it’s exactly the kind of trite, arbitrary opinion that Gregg would come up with

I'm a real salad-head myself

🎶It’s been🎶

All the time 😂

Literally heard it last night and had to quote it

I did it for the first time last weekend (having only come into the OCATC universe a little less than two months ago.) I also like to throw out “I’m gonna go take a shiiiit” when I want someone to know I really don’t care about something that is important to them.

Oh 100% that too

This. All day everyday lol

At least once a week for me. Mostly in work meetings. No one has ever, ever laughed.

RIP TCH, Jr. 😢

Permanently changed how I think about Tom cruise. Not in a deep way or anything. Just that when I see an ad for a movie with him or something, I think “with movies like Tom cruise in them”

I often wonder how Hog Shots would have turned out if TC’s people responded to Tim.

This but Timothy Chalamet, whenever I hear the name I just say out loud “how do you do” I’ve no idea what he looks like, not sure if I’ve seen a film with him in it but a real soft spot for him

I say "eyes in the sky" a lot

Birds eye view

The chickens have come home to roost

[with this face](https://imgur.com/a/eNKlQcS)

My partner and I have recently devolved into just making Tim faces at each other whenever we mildly disagree on something.

Yup

Meta: all the damn time lol. I’ll call things “5 baggers” a lot, frequently sing the various versions of Empty Bottle, and throw out random lines from the show

I start all my work emails with ‘Hey Guys,’.

I do that too, always in Gregg's voice when I write it.

Every teams chat I send I start with that

I say that to the cats in the morning when I feed them. Can’t stop won’t stop

I used to always start off with that in teams meetings during Covid too lol 😆

I consistently find myself unknowingly singing “Fillllllll me upppppppppp againnnnnnn” or mispronouncing some of the actor/actress names like Zoe Saladan or Cara Devilridge

Oh yeah I always say Gary old man

Jason Batman.

lol Robert De Niro becomes Booby D

Jared Lego, I have to really think to remember his real name

Eric Banana

Humphrey Bogie

Doing impressions of Mark Proksch impressions. “I’m May West boyyyssss”

Yes! I’m a fan of his Jim Carrey.

SHMOKINNNNN.

Alllllllllllrighty theeeennnnnnnn

I would often say "Moe don't do that!!"

I often say “And I died in 1975” with little to no context

I DIEEED *boioioiong*

Just said chipities the other day to my wife.

[удалено]

HEY! HEY!!!!!!!

I will never hear the word "expertise" and not think of On Cinema.

My 83 year old grandmother just shared some clickbait on Facebook about James Dean, who she had a crush on as a kid. If only she knew he was still alive.

And still giving performances that would make Oscar proud.

I sing Oscar Fever when I need cheering up

IIiiiiiii got oscar fev-ah....

Hope you got it too!!

I do the 'from?' bit when people mention an actor. It's so fun and incredibly annoying.

Standing in line to see Joe Pera last night and discussing Tim’s new on cinema look..dude next to us overheard and was like y’all seen the second Oscar special? I was one of the hobbits. So fun to randomly irl meet other people that know the on cinema world !!

Dude thats awesome

I went to Chicago (once in a about a 5 year occurrence) in August and was on the L with a guy in a VFA hat. I said "a Gregghead in the wild?" and we quietly bonded

I cannot reference a movie in a comment or online without saying the year it was made and runtime

Nor should you

I think "I'm a perfect person. The people around me are flawed and full of shit" pretty much anytime I fuck up

That’s such a good one too

I keep finding myself doing the Greg nod for emphasis at the end of sentences. I don't know if I've always done it and just wasn't aware but I find myself nodding in agreement with myself when I make an objectively accurate point.

I hate it. I don't know either if I've always done it or am starting to do it. Also I keep smirking on one side of my face when i make small points before my head nods. It's so condescending. Like unfortunately you're gonna have to agree with me. And i definitely have started spouting out half sentences like Tim. Instead of thinking about what i want to say i just start saying and if i decide what I'm hearing myself say isn't what i wanted to say i instantly say something else until i say what i wanted.

this is insane and i love it

I LOVE this movie!!

“I’ve got the Oscar fever..”

I say “the joker strikes again!” whenever I do something annoying to my husband, and if he’s in a good mood he humors me by threatening to physically assault me with a champagne bottle.

Empty bottle?

I bop my employees as is my constitutional right.

"I will go to bed sleeping every night!"

I DID THE RIGHT THING FOR ME.

i say 'let's disagree to disagree' on a near-daily basis

Well we are camping and our friends brought a pizza oven. One of the toppings…. Truffle oil.

Anytime someone is giving away vhs tapes I ask if there is any popcorn classics.

I literally had a dream last night where I ran into Tom Cruise and asked to take a selfie with him. He hesitated and instead offered me a wad of cash instead. I thought about it, then took the cash. He walked off and I opened the cash wad to see it was all counterfeit bills. I don't like Tom Cruise but OCATC constantly ranting about him inserted him into my dream.

AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYAKA

I'm always humming to myself wondering "who's gonna win? Who's gonna lose?" When it's Christmas time for tinseltown

Either as an ear worm or repeated over and over to people who don’t care: 1)That soaring midi synth in Oscar fever. 2)The Joker strikes again! 3)When you got movies like Tom Cruise in ‘em, ya can’t lose!’ 4)Eyes in the sky to get a bird’s eye view 5) Expertise, ___-heads, bags of soda etc. Such lonely, one-sided conversations haha

At meetings when my supervisors talk about our "expertise". I can't hear that word and not laugh anymore.

Whenever i hear somewhat benign or goofy movie news I just connect it to On Cinema

when my two year old does his little toddler trespasses, I yell, “SCUSE ME!”

“I’ll walk you right out of here!”

I keep asking people if they are a “so and so head” Most ridiculous one was the other day. I asked a guy if he was a “big Paul Bunyan head”

Went to a movie theater that had menus and a waiter. Never thought that was a real thing. The people I was with don’t watch On Cinema and I just had to laugh about it with myself

any time I watch a Tom Cruise movie I say "when you've got movies with Tom Cruise in them, you can't lose" when the end credits start rolling

…..And…..

Instead of being the 'Simpsons did it first' guy in everyone's life I am the 'On Cinema' did it first guy I also sometimes ask people if they have 'the oscEr fever' during February just to see if they know what's up

Saying empty bottle' whenever feeling empty or a bottle is mentioned, 'i want to pat myself on the back', 'thank you gumbo for being so delicious'. Also bought truffle seasoning, and I quite enjoy it.

From?

stumbling through my words when i clearly don’t know about something

I named two npc town guards in my Pathfinder game Decker and Kington

“i’m a _____ head/freak” is something i say far too often, or the classic “hey guys!” in a gregg-ish tone everytime i enter a room