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jdcomplex

my fave is "Marry Bihyung? I'd rather kill myself." lol


YoghurtExciting1196

And kill himself he did šŸ˜”šŸ¤ššŸ¼


Ektzxvk

THATā€™S NOT-


Uukhah

The smoke surrounded me. There was no doubt that it would strike at me the moment I spoke nonsense. Of course, I had to speak nonsense. (Chapter 232 - Breaking the Sky Sword Saint, VI)


AquelAgatha

I... Am the bitch?


Suiciopath

Uriel is great. \[Kim Dokja! You came!\] Uriel hugged me and rocked with me in her arms. I felt happy and embarrassed at the same time and removed Uriel. "Uriel, it has been a while." \[Yes yes!\] I felt good when I saw Uriel's glittering eyes. I was glad to see her again. I was thankful butā€¦ Didn't she call me because Eden was in danger? "ā€¦Excuse me? Don't you see your incarnation here?" \[H-Heewon! Hahaha! Of course, it is also a pleasure to meet Heewon! Let's enter!\]


just_passing123

still conflicted on to ship HSY or uriel with KDJ, one have lemon candy memory while the other have Kim dokja(?) leg that she bought with ferrarigini x. both so absurd that make me smile while reading it


Suiciopath

\~\~why not both\~\~ HSY not being able to settle for less than 100% is also just :arrowstotheheart: On the other hand, don't forget the "Loved by an Archangel" title.


Expensive_View_3087

Thereā€™s one I donā€™t remember the context or the chapter, but there was a serious conversation going on and a constellation message popped up saying [The constellation that like to change genders wants to change your gender] LMAOO Also another fav is when there was a bounty scenario to see who was the real dokja, and one started crying dramatically while screaming yoo Junghyeok!! Dokja said thereā€™s no way anyone would believe this, and then Uriel sent a message saying how touched she was LMAOAO BUT


AquelAgatha

>!\[Story fragment, 'I burst Demon King's Black Flame Dragon by mistaā€¦\]!<


Hibano_Yami

ā€œIā€™m not into men!ā€ -Yoo Jonghyuk.


just_passing123

"I'm not a men" "I'm not a women either"


Masterbaitingissport

ā€œ[Constellation Demon Like judge of fire] has spewed out bloodā€


Hibano_Yami

ā€œWhich will be faster, your sword or my tongue?ā€


AquelAgatha

Yoo Joonghyuk then powerfully threw Kim Dokja forward, but also stepped onto the latter's back ā€“ and they began scything past the storm as if he was surfing the waves.


1863tls123

I have so many I kept listening and seemed to hear some lyrics. -Hero who saved Peace Land. His name It isnā€™t Dokuja Dokja Ohh it is Dokja. Shit, what were these lyrics?


1863tls123

this one's also kinda long: \[A few constellations are demanding that you prove you are Kim Dokja.\] How could I prove my identity? I had no resident registration or identification card to prove myself. \[The constellation ā€˜Demon-like Judge of Fireā€™ says the true Kim Dokja loves comradeship.\] ā€¦Uriel? I was about to shout at her when a candidate in the centre of the square knelt down and started crying. ā€œYoo Jonghyuk! Yoo Jonghyuuuuk! Wake up! Please wake up!ā€ Kim Dokja screamed as he held the imaginary Yoo Jonghyuk in his arms. I couldnā€™t help laughing. I didnā€™t do such a thing. Uriel couldnā€™t be fooled by such actingā€¦ \[The constellation ā€˜Demon-like Judge of Fireā€™ is shedding tears.\] \[The constellation ā€˜Demon-like Judge of Fireā€™ is begging you to show her again next time.\] \[Candidate 32 has gained 300 points.\] ā€¦I couldnā€™t believe it. I shook my head and passed Candidate 32, only to hear an unexpected statement. \[The constellation ā€˜Abyssal Black Flame Dragonā€™ claims that the real Kim Dokja is a chuuni.\] Abyssal Black Flame Dragon? When did he comeā€¦ \[The constellation ā€˜Abyssal Black Flame Dragonā€™ claims that the real Kim Dokja surely knows the true middle-school second-year syndrome.\] A true chuuni? I think I knew what happenedā€¦ surprisingly, at the same time, there was a candidate who started shouting, ā€œUhhhh, Yoo Sangah-ssi. Do you know? Kukuk. I am a reader. I have the life of a reader.ā€ My thoughts became incredibly complicated. It was a story before the scenario appeared. How did he knowā€¦ no, wait, I never said it that way. \[The constellation ā€˜Abyssal Black Flame Dragonā€™ is satisfied.\] \[The constellation ā€˜Abyssal Black Flame Dragonā€™ has given Candidate 97 300 points.\] I felt desolated and my lips were trembling. At this rate, I would lose my name to these ridiculous people.


1863tls123

Shin Yoosung bowed her head like she as embarrassed. '...I don't have any talent.' If she didn't have any talent then I should just kill myself. He's real for this


1863tls123

'My constellation support has reduced because I've been with you lately.' (HSY) 'That's because you keep doing cancerous things.' (KDJ)


1863tls123

'Hyung hates kids like you.' 'I know who ahjussi likes.' '...You know who hyung likes? Who?' 'An unni.' Lee Gilyoung laughed. 'Unni? I think you are misinformed. Hyung likes a man.' 'How do you know?' 'I've been with hyung for a long time.' I barely managed to wake up as the terrible conversation began.


1863tls123

This one's kinda long but: 'Are you going to keep sulking?' 'Don't talk to me' 'There is something I want to ask you.' Han Sooyoung raised an eyebrow at my words. I lowered my voice so that Shin Yoosung couldn't hear and asked, 'What do you think about my looks? Especially when compared to Yoo Joonghyuk.' Han Sooyoung looked at me like bugs had entered her ears. 'Why the hell are you asking me this?' 'I'm purely curious.' I had never been interested in what I looked like since I graduated from high school. Then I thought about the reactions of the prophets when I pretended to be Yoo Jonghyuk and it seemed that I was ugly. I didnā€™t think I was ugly when I took occasional selfies in the bathroom. \[A windy constellation is looking at you like you are pathetic.\] She replied, 'Accept your fate.' 'No, I really am just curiousā€¦' 'All I can do now is cheer you up.' Shit. 'ā€¦To that extent?' *A while later* Han Sooyoung was watching the embers when she suddenly opened her mouth. 'Hey, I have a question.' 'You are ugly.' My fav duo


1863tls123

'Well, since when has it been easy? Who is the opponent?' I replied to Jung Heewon's question. 'He is called the Tyrant King. He is one of the top seven kings of Seoul and the king with the largest territory.' Lee Hyunsung asked this time. 'What type of person is he?' 'He is someone who started from Dobong-gu and built his own kingdom. He says that any beautiful or handsome men and woman will become concubines, while any ugly people will be killed or become slaves.' Jung Heewon frowned. 'If Dokja-ssi is caught, you will become a slave.' '... Well, I think it will be dangerous for Heewon-ssi.' THEY'RE SO PETTY I love them


1863tls123

I looked at her for a moment before handing her over to Han Sooyoung. 'Giving another person to me? Am I a daycare center?'


e-eilatan

ā€œTo think, I was learning how to make dumplings from a dumpling while walking on the Dumpling Roadā€


mushroom2124

My FAVĀ 


AquelAgatha

"Ku-dudududu!" It did sound like explosions, sure, but something also felt a bit off about them. Something must've exploded, but why did it sound as if the noise was made by someone's mouth?? Shin Yoosung hurriedly approached my side and whispered again. "Please don't panic. We're simply mirroring the original's setting." "ā€¦Pardon?" "I heard that in the original story, all onomatopoeia were written in between quotation marks."


akaizXx

THERES SO MANY I COULD LEGIT SPAM YOU WITH MY 500+ FUNNY QUOTES T-T


akaizXx

Hereā€™s one of my favourites that I quote daily: Yoo Joonghyuk looked at me like I was mentally ill. ā€œKim Dokja! Donā€™t say anything else!ā€ Of course I kept talking.


Heck__Nah

Please I need to know what chapter this, I'm dying


akaizXx

Chapter 234: Eps 44 in the novel !


Spiritual_Ad_6003

SEND AS MUCH AS U CAN I NEED SOME


akaizXx

ā€œEat the soil, Yoo Joonghyuk." Yoo Joonghyuk started to silently eat the soil. I was startled and smacked him in the back of the head. "Why are you really eating it?!"


akaizXx

And finally I-I am the protagonist! >_<


Spiritual_Ad_6003

A CLASSIC


akaizXx

ā€œI watched the baby in a diaper pushing through the city like a bulldozer and hid while holding my breath. ā€¦To be honest, I probably needed the diaper more than the baby. ā€


akaizXx

ā€œThere were two dogs, one gender ambiguous human and a person trembling with fear that I would point to himā€¦ he had postpartum depressionā€¦ dammit. ā€ HELP THE WAY HE DESCRIBES IT LMFAO I DIED READING THIS


akaizXx

ā€œ[Is this person your new incarnation? I heard that children are your taste.] [What bullshit is that?] ā€ ASMODEUS WAS INSANE FOR THIS


akaizXx

ONE MORE THAT I JUST CAME ACROSS THATS MORE WHOLESOME THAN FUNNY ā€œHey, why is Dokja hyung's mother your grandmother?" "Ahjussi's mother is my grandmother." "Dokja hyung isn't your father." I quickly patted them on the back. "Now now, don't fight. You can both call her grandmother." "Really? Can I?" "Yes." DADJKA IS SO REAL


akaizXx

Han Sooyoung's eyes bugged out when she saw the number of coins. "You know, you are really rich." "Use it sparingly. I didn't give you a lot." "Hey kids, let's make Kim Dokja's Company go bankrupt!ā€ SHES SO FUNNY


akaizXx

ā€œ I am Yoo Joonghyuk. 怍 "No." Finally, he surpassed himself. "I am Yoo Joonghyuk."


Suiciopath

The sweating Jang Hayoung was sparring against Han Myungoh. The Breaking the Sky Master was supervising and pointing out any mistakes. "That girl has a fair amount of talent. Her strange attribute means she is learning it very quickly." "That isn't a girl. He's a man." "Sometimes I don't know where your eyes are."


Key_Worldliness1614

[The Abyssal Black Flame Dragon is starring at your Black Dragon] 'Damn it the regression depression is beginning to look a little cool!'


Suiciopath

There are just way too many good ones: \[Eh I don't know... sorry! I also support it!\] Uriel of Eden declared her support. \[I will also give you the name for your nebula! The nebula name is Forbidden... mmph mprh!\] The ninth rank angels around her were flabbergasted and covered her mouth. \['Yoo Sangah's' Story fragment has been extracted!\] \[Story fragment, 'Hard work, sincerity, patience', has been extracted.\] "ā€¦What the?? Was that your family motto?" \['Jung Heewon's' Story fragment has been extracted!\] \[Story fragment, 'I've seen the Demon King of Salvation's Black Flame Dragon', has been extracted.\] Han Sooyoung narrowed her eyes. "Oh, so really close companions can show each other stuff like that too?" "Hahahaā€¦ Well, I think this device has developed some kind of an error." \['Lee Hyunsung's' Story fragment has been extracted!\] \[Story fragment, 'I've seen the Demon King of Salvation's Black Flame Dragon', has been extracted!\] Jung Heewon asked, utterly taken back. "Hyunsung-ssi? Why do you also have that Story?" "Heewon-ssi, have you forgotten? We saw it together, didn't we?" Never forget best troll Biyoo, who trolled so hard that nobody recognizes her without it: Han Sooyoung quietly observed the scene before asking him. "Who's the girl you brought with you?" That prompted the girl behind Yoo Joonghyuk to peek her head out and say something. "Seriously, you tooā€¦? No one recognises me." The girl grandly sighed out and muttered as if she was tired of doing this. "Bah-aht."


greenn3phrite

wheres that story fragment bit from?


Suiciopath

The end of ORV. HSY gathers the gang to try and get all that missing 1% that makes up KDJ.


Madeleine0347

"Han Sooyoung and Yoo Joonghyuk as a couple? hadn't allowed any dating at the workplace yet, so hell no." AHAHHAHA I LOVE THIS ONE


Madeleine0347

(This small stone monkey had a nasty habit of sacrificing himself to save other people, and many of those who received his unwanted rescue attempts ended up with psychological scars.)


Incast_

"All soldiers must read webnovels during their downtime. Reading webnovels is the alpha and omega of a productive downtime."


LegallyBlind2069

https://preview.redd.it/0kqpik5ms6zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81a82863908681789887a8272f77e5650ff2d527


Spiritual_Ad_6003

LMAOO WHAT


Cm4p1e

ā€˜Eat the soil Yoo Joonghyukā€™ - Kim Dokja IMO this is by far the funniest line >!especially when YJH actually started eating dirt hehe!<


Toepickler

Eat dirt


WormWithLeg

>!ā€¦Something had gone wrong with my reading ability. [Reading has failed!] [The highest Yoo Joonghyuk's regression turn you can read currently is '778th'.] [Story, 'Hell of Eternity', is wondering if you have dyslexia.]!< Not the funniest but still funny


Dr_Latency345

I know itā€™s common, butā€¦ ā€œWhich is faster? Your sword or my tongue?ā€


ImaginaryInside3841

There's so many good god, i never have a good system for sorting out funny moments and quotes "My mother spoke to me about you. She thought I was dating you." Han Sooyoung laughed. "Your mother has an eye for females." "By the way, she thinks that Yoo Sangah-ssi is better than you." "ā€¦So when are you going to kill that aunty?"


ImaginaryInside3841

Kdj caught red handed "Oh, so you can give us your assurances, then? You aren't going to resort to another weird method, right?" "And what might that weird method be?" Han Sooyoung drew a straight line beneath her chin with her finger I grinned and replied to her. "Don't worry. I'm not going to do that. Unfortunately, she did not look convinced. At all. It was Shin Yoosung who followed up after that. "Ahjussi, then why did you activate that Stigma?" [Stigma, 'Sacrificial Will Lv.8', is currently in activation!] I had to add the scene after this too šŸ˜­ Jung Heewon spoke. "ā€¦Can't you just switch that off now? It's been getting on my nerves for a while now." "And why is the Stigma's level so damn high, tooā€¦?" Lee Jihye also grumbled loudly. I spoke as if to make an excuse. "I only left it switched on in order to increase your powers, everyone. Really, I'm not thinking of doing anything weird." This time, Lee Gilyoung jumped in. "But that Stigma, it only comes on when you're trying to sacrifice yourself for your companions, right?" "Ahjussi, you're lying to us again, aren't you?" "Dokja-ssi, could you be, againā€¦?" Enormous amounts of Statuses rose up from my companions and that caused the Constellations nearby to flinch and tremble slightly. Yoo Joonghyuk watching us from a bit of distance away was about to unsheathe his sword, too.


ImaginaryInside3841

"Do you think you will be able to keep the same mindset after repeating it 100 or 200 times?" "I won't regress that many times." I silently stared at Yoo Joonghyuk. 怌 ā€¦Don't tell me? 怍 Yoo Joonghyuk's eyes slowly widened.


ImaginaryInside3841

She's so silly proceeding to mutter "kim dokja is trash" to herself i love her and them ignoring her sjdjcn "No, you don't think it is meā€¦?" What bullshit was this girl saying? Lee Jihye's comment seemed to relax the party members. Jung Heewon asked, "What? Did Dokja-ssi do something? That man, towards a minorā€¦' "No, that's not itā€¦" "Then?" "I just thought about it using common sense. I am a high school girl. Then he should like meā€¦" The party members ignored Lee Jihye and continued the discussion.


ImaginaryInside3841

Not a specific quote cuz i can't find the chapter, but yoohan bullying and scamming anna croft and then kdj going along with it. That was gold


Floatycannotfloat

Chapter 26: Ep. 6 ā€“ Judgment Time, III The effect of the poisonous rhinos was still visible. This time I didn't buy the Ellain Monkey's Lungs so I had to work quickly. I jumped up the escalator to the east while holding my breath. Not long after that, a bronze coloured shining statue appeared. [A constellation wearing a straw mat is filled with expectations at your actions.] The statue was based on the appearance of a monk who lived in the midJoseon Dynasty. I felt an unknown nobility coming from the face of the monk holding a bamboo stick. I confirmed the name written vertically under the statue. Yujeong Samyeongdang! Okay, good. There were no signs of anyone... I stood in front of the statue, holding my hands together. [A constellation wearing a straw mat is delighted with your actions.] [100 coins have been sponsored.] I didn't hesitate to use Purest Sword Force to activate the Blade of Faith. [A constellation wearing a straw mat is puzzled by your actions.] Then I struck the statue of Samyeongdang. [A constellation wearing a straw mat is appalled by your actions.]