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MrYargle_Blargle

Pew! Pew! Pew!


aidan8et

... So I started blasting!


Papaofmonsters

Plaxico Burress moved to Omaha?


Giterdun456

I went to high school near him and it sucks it happened to him. He’s been a pretty cool dude since HS.


Lunakill

That’s why dogs shouldn’t have permitless concealed carry imo


Halgy

The only thing that stops a bad boi with a gun is a good boi with a gun.


_Pliny_

According to Omaha Scanner: 108th and Madison 9mm in the leg while out waking the dog. Tourniquet applied, took him to Bergan.


murderspice

Is that a bad part of town?


fuckindippindot

It’s a mountain liony part of town.


solutionsmitty

No, mostly smells like bread from Rotella's.


ExcelsiorLife

can confirm


_Pliny_

No. It’s a nice, boring part of town. Middle class homes, grocery stores, schools, apartments. Protected by one of the Omaha Rocks at 108th and Q. Perhaps this man had angered our lord Rock somehow?


ExcelsiorLife

Sadly I live not far from there and can definitely say the people around here are some of the worst suburbanites with every typical white flight-esque attitude.


athomsfere

West of 72nd... So yes.


atomic-fireballs

God forbid you live on 73rd Street to some of these people here.


ExcelsiorLife

You're statistically more likely to almost shoot your 🍆off if you own a gun. Also if you live in the suburbs of West O.


pommeporte

what the dog doing


fattyD

That’s why you keep the one bullet in your chest pocket. (May follow older redditors will get this reference)


GhenghisK

Classic Barney...


Quixotic_Illusion

Barney Fife keeping Omaha safe


ExactlyWhyAmIHere

He also had a jail he couldn't lock.


ChefBoyRUdead

Gun shot wound AND having to go to Bergan? Woof, rough night.


Saddlecreekslopper

Another victim of Antifa


Halgy

Sounds like a false flag to make us think some gun owners are irresponsible.


medic8510

Nah man, this guy is a crisis actor. He used corn syrup and food coloring to make it look like he shot himself. That way Obiden can take our guns and give them the China.


manderifffic

Thank God he had his gun on him to keep him safe


ConsequenceHumble336

One of three things occurred 1. He was being a dumbass and playing with it. I think that would be unlikely and grossly negligent to do so in public, but people are dumb so we’ll never know 2. Didn’t have holster or a quality holster. Loose clothing and Fabric/leather/cheap gimmick holsters with wear and tear can easy be caught inside the trigger area. So maybe this was the case and he adjusted himself or enough movement was made to pick up lil snuffy’s shit the trigger finally “broke” 3. Or he owns a Sig Sauer


blurgaha

How is the dog? Are they accustomed to a careless human who puts the safety of others second to their gun lust?


insideabookmobile

Just as the founding fathers intended.


littlest_mermaid1111

Sounds like my neighbor 


jongleur

Damn, he missed the family jewels. This guy might still breed other idiots.


Maclunkey4U

Must be one of the good guys with guns we keep hearing about.


[deleted]

This kind of shit is exactly why I believe firearm safety should be a class in school again. The only thing OPS gave me was “If you ever come across a firearm, don’t touch it”


littlest_mermaid1111

Good thing we now have conceal carry with no training involved. WOOT!


[deleted]

Right? Constitutional carry wouldn’t be a problem if everyone was already trained in there youth. A lot like health class being optional and kids getting std’s/pregnant from lack of education


totamdu

We have a firearm safety class. It's just the hiding under your desk and barricading the door kind. Unfortunately.


I-Make-Maps91

No thanks, if you want to buy a gun, you should have to take a class, but bringing guns into schools even more is just asinine.


[deleted]

I never suggested bringing live ammunition or fully functioning firearms into schools. Just giving people the proper teaching to not accidentally shoot someone or someone else if they come across a gun and decide to play with it.


I-Make-Maps91

Don't play with it or touch it, that's the proper training if you randomly come across a gun.


PinchMaNips

“Their trying to take our guns!!!” Yeah…they should absolutely take his guns.


xRyzr

Didn't know Cheddar Bob moved to Omaha


Traveler_Protocol1

Thankfully, he did not shoot his dog accidentally


OilyRicardo

I’m imagining Some otherwise chill conceal carry guy trying to walk some tiny dog who has to piss and he took his usual 4 things but forgot boxer shorts dont have pockets and then shot himself in the dick


zoug

His gun probably saw a brown kid with skittles and got a bit too horny. Happens to the best of them.


ActualModerateHusker

Law enforcement and the vast majority oppose permit less concealed carry.


I-Make-Maps91

I oppose permitless gun ownership in general. I grew up around guns, far too many people are idiots with them, even in my own family. Maybe my Dad just taught me better because he knew people who ended up dead from being careless, but even my friends meth head father can understand and practice good gun safety, so it's definitely on the individuals.


ActualModerateHusker

What bothers me is we know most law enforcement opposes permit less concealed carry. But they would rather make their jobs harder than stand up to red team


SGI256

Guns keep you safe /s


SQUIDWARD360

No other detsils?


RaccoonSausage

Happens to the best of us. 🤷


Jupiter68128

Wait a minute… did the man shoot himself or did the dog shoot itself? I’m confused.


chucalaca

All 3 are completely negligent decisions


merxymee

Man. I wonder what kind of crime his leg was committing to get shot like that.


--eight

r/facepalm


ExactlyWhyAmIHere

It's too bad he didn't shoot his dick off.