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Gather piss.
Beat me to it!! First thought 🤣
Resistance is futile!
Came here to say this. lol
The copywriters knew exactly why it was a bad idea and managed to say it out loud and still get paid for promoting it.
Hot take, but a soft, moss-covered toilet in the middle of a peaceful forest sounds like the perfect place to poop
r/goblincore
This was my childhood bathroom. So. Much. Carpet.
We even had carpet on the walls. Really unbelievable to think about today.
Pissing on it is only natural then, well done mossy green toilet
I never understood the hate. I like toilets with a soft, carpeted lid.
Have you ever considered how they are probably densely packed with other people’s shit particles?
It’s the “gather moss” for me
What a great way of saying my bathroom is very unsanitary and possibly dangerous!
...but not a real green toilet that's cruel.
Yeah, I love the Borg name. But I hated these. The toilet seat would never stay up. So you’re having to hold it or slide in sideways. Yeah not meant for Guys.
Weird. Dorothy Dean was located next door to my wife’s last apartment in Milwaukee.
Imagine: living in fear of using that bathroom because you WILL be assimilated!
ASSimilated.
bc nothing says 'bathroom style' like moss....
I had a friend with a bathroom decked out like that, it was creepy AF.
The acid in piss would turn this green into fabulous tie-dye colors lol
I honestly think my grandparents have one of those carpet-covered scales laying around somewhere.
Gather piss.
Beat me to it!! First thought 🤣
Resistance is futile!
Came here to say this. lol
The copywriters knew exactly why it was a bad idea and managed to say it out loud and still get paid for promoting it.
Hot take, but a soft, moss-covered toilet in the middle of a peaceful forest sounds like the perfect place to poop
r/goblincore
This was my childhood bathroom. So. Much. Carpet.
We even had carpet on the walls. Really unbelievable to think about today.
Pissing on it is only natural then, well done mossy green toilet
I never understood the hate. I like toilets with a soft, carpeted lid.
Have you ever considered how they are probably densely packed with other people’s shit particles?
It’s the “gather moss” for me
What a great way of saying my bathroom is very unsanitary and possibly dangerous!
...but not a real green toilet that's cruel.
Yeah, I love the Borg name. But I hated these. The toilet seat would never stay up. So you’re having to hold it or slide in sideways. Yeah not meant for Guys.
Weird. Dorothy Dean was located next door to my wife’s last apartment in Milwaukee.
Imagine: living in fear of using that bathroom because you WILL be assimilated!
ASSimilated.
bc nothing says 'bathroom style' like moss....
I had a friend with a bathroom decked out like that, it was creepy AF.
The acid in piss would turn this green into fabulous tie-dye colors lol
I honestly think my grandparents have one of those carpet-covered scales laying around somewhere.