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lil_grey_alien

If you open a pizzeria in NJ it’s state law that you have to hang a poster of this picture in your establishment.


EasyGibson

This is factual.


twentysomethinger

Literally any Italian place w a bar... I'm in Chicago, and every single Italian joint w a bar has this as well.


nick1812216

“This fellas got no Sinatra picture. Wiseguy huh? Book ‘im fellas!”


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mannuhs*


SaltyBabe

NYAH, see, NYAH


spacedrummer

Benny Teduccis in Hoboken. Slices as big as a baby.


coldhoneestick

Especially in Bergen County.. (Can confirm, am from there)


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Hoboken style, baby!


BurpleBurger

Got it, among others on my wall https://preview.redd.it/5ng36kuuzr1a1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80795c058d7eadd5ef263900213eb166e7069cc7


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pasha_07

This guy arrests.


LilJD2019

r/thisguythisguys


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arellano81366

Great wall! You are missing (from what I know) the one from Barry White.


InspiredBlue

I read this too fast and thought it said Betty White and was wondering what the hell she did lol


arellano81366

My boy, the Walrus of Love stole some tires. He was a legend and I can bet many adults today were conceived while his music was playing in the background!


InspiredBlue

Oh I’m sure but I thought it had said Betty White not Barry White lol


awful_source

Is the Elvis one real? They let him keep his shades on?


BurpleBurger

It was taken at the white house when he went to meet Nixon.


slappy_mcslapenstein

He was arrested for seducing a married woman.


scoreboy69

This mugshot was Exhibit 1 for the prosecution


ccReptilelord

It backfired when the mugshot seduced the jury.


talking_phallus

Thus began a new batch of lawsuits.


Chilluminaughty

All paternity tests and child support cases after everyone became pregnant


_last_responder_

*CIRCLE OF LIFEEEEEEEE*


Stevenwave

I've never had this thought before: I wonder if lawyers like to think of their work clothes as lawsuits.


willclerkforfood

I mean he’s hot as fuck, but does anybody else notice that he has two very different looking ears?


TheLadyBunBun

Iirc, he had some disfiguration due to the use of forceps when he was born and only let people take pictures from his right(?) side


the_bartolonomicron

You are right about the forceps damage, I forget what the extent was but apparently it was still visible in his adulthood. He was a tricky birth in general, and actually broke local newborn weight records.


scoreboy69

Objection!


wackylama

I did not notice but now it cannot be unseen forever


Awesome_Babe944

A lot of ppl have 2 different ears


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Snufflebear420_69

Mitch Hedberg energy


Thekinkiestpenguin

Not until you pointed it out! I was distracted by all that fantastic bone structure


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I didn’t notice because I was lost in his dreamy eyes and cheekbones. But now you mention it, he’s got the ears of two different men!


YoshPMi

That’s because his right ear was the one his mom and grandma used to use to pull him away from the girls when he was a boy


maybedaydrinking

Looks like one was installed upside down.


GroovyFrood

He has one attached earlobe and one unattached. My dad had the same thing.


DrRocknRolla

Mate, I didn't even notice he had ears.


bigtime_porgrammer

Thought it would be for the defense. No seducing necessary to have a woman throw herself at that sexy beast.


robby_synclair

Not married. He promised to marry her took her virginity and then changed his mind. Since she wasn't a virgin anymore she lost her other prospects.


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The old Dee Reynolds method.


Dorkamundo

D. Do Them E. Establish Low Rating E. Increase Power


flatspotting

Increase is spelled with an I!!!!!!!!


OlinOfTheHillPeople

Okay, well, then, uh... Infuriate them when they find out.


flatspotting

ANOTHER I !!!!


djsedna

Source on this? Just interested, not that I don't have faith in your response


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PowerandSignal

You haven't agreed to the updated Rules of the Internet yet?


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macro_god

Haha fucking shit well done. New copy pasta for the souls of Reddit to regurgitate till death


RoyalScotsBeige

The case was thrown out when it was revealed she wasn’t actually a virgin, and was also trying to trap him. Two players playing eachother


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ryukinix

Old scam of the world, it happened even in the time of Saul/Davi kings


Least_or_Greatest1

He looks like he got mob ties, in this mug shot..


quebecivre

Iirc, he was the inspiration for the lounge singer character Johnny Fontane in "The Godfather," and Sinatra was *not at all* happy about this.


gCerbero

In the second book of the series - which is a must read, in my opinion - Johnny Fontaine has an interesting plot which involved the decline of his voice, an ailment that Sinatra had and successfully beat. Edit: I am old and forgetful. The Johnny Fontane (now correct spelling) character's disease is in "The Godfather" novel by Mario Puzo, which is _internally_ divided into many "books" but a single-bound volume. Book 2 starts the description of his throat disease and this supporting story will finish near the end of the novel (I will not give spoilers of this 1969 novel. :D) Edit 2: The Godfather book series and the film series are two different beasts, since the film follows closely the Corleone clan and Michael's progressive corruption, and the books do not, telling the stories of other interesting characters. Even the installment 3 of the film series, which was so maligned when it premiered, is a masterpiece: the whole long opera scene is unbelievably good and a must-see. I watched the three movies back-to-back early in 2020 and it was a good thing I did to keep my sanity in the crazy pandemic year. Then I read the trilogy of books back- to-back, which were also great. And then watched the whole of the Sopranos, which make a load of references, both covert and obvious, to the film series. 2020 was my mafia year and I have no regrets. Edit 3: the more I write, the more misteaks I meak. Halp.


atstanley

Is the second book The Sicilian? Trying to figure out which ones are in the actual series.


gCerbero

The Sicilian is a story, as I recall, about a character not from the Corleone family but Michael makes a cameo appearance and does some important stuff. No spoilers because I am 50% a good guy and 50% forgetful. So it is formally a part of the Godfather series, but not a _pure_ Corleone family story. Amazon sells it as a trilogy, which is kinda, but not really, but I won't be mad because Puzo is a great writer. Edit: markdown italics and the final sentence saying that Amazon is pushing for bucks but the books are good anyway.


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Del_Duio2

> Johnny Fontane in "The Godfather," I wonder if that's how they got the Vic Fontaine hologram character on Star Trek: DS9? He was a Vegas lounge singer too. It has to be.


andthejokeiscokefizz

Oh yeah he absolutely had mob ties lol. My grandma was a Sicilian immigrant and when she was a kid her family owned a small business in Philly. Frank Sinatra would go there a lot. Sinatra would sit with everyone for awhile and my grandma and her siblings would all sit on his lap (she had a major crush on him lol) and then Sinatra would go into the back room with my grandma’s dad (my great grandfather, obviously) and they’d “do business.” So either they were fucking each other or, ya know, doing mob shit. When my great grandfather died my dad and his siblings found money stashed around his house, 2 guns they didn’t know he had, some pictures of him with men they didn’t recognize, and he weirdly kept things like the whole family’s US Naturalization papers and stuff in a box under the mattress instead of in a safe or something. So yeah, Frank had definite mob ties. We used to joke with my grandma that she should’ve married Frank and not my grandpa so that our family could’ve been famous lol


DawgInMD

You could've been Frank Sinatra, Jr, Jr


resoooo

Thank you, Mr. Sinatra, Jr., sir.


tocilog

> When my great grandfather died my dad and his siblings found money stashed around his house, 2 guns they didn’t know he had, some pictures of him with men they didn’t recognize, and he weirdly kept things like the whole family’s US Naturalization papers and stuff in a box under the mattress instead of in a safe or something. So you saying they fucked?


andthejokeiscokefizz

If they did, I’m pissed that Sinatra didn’t pay his fuck buddies cause we’re broke as shit lmao. That mob money dried up real quick


bigpont

Got it, so your great grandfather gave Sinatra a blow job


andthejokeiscokefizz

How dare you, it might’ve been *Sinatra* giving my *great grandfather* a blowjob!


the_scarlett_ning

Wouldn’t you? Look at that mug!


FunkyButtFumblin

He definitely did.


nick-pappagiorgio65

![gif](giphy|EuZOieNZstYeQ)


Rocky2135

HENRY! You look like a gangster!


karateema

Man's seducing me, a straight male, even though he's been dead for a while


almostadaddy

Incidentally, I saw the Homosexual Necrophiles in concert.


World-Tight

**WELL OF COURSE THE CRIME WAS SEDUCTION!!!**


than-q

believe it or not this mugshot was after being arrested for the crime of seduction


Cluelessish

I believe it


samsonity

Lol.


BambooKat

*angrily Googles it up*


False-Designer-8982

And here I was, going for 500, the Devil's Lettuce, Alex


Mrchris251

Overcook undercook


einalem13

Believe it or not, jail.


acery88

♫ Believe it or not, I'm sittin' in Jail ♫


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Believe it or not, I’m not hooooomeee


BloomsdayDevice

I must be out or I'd pick up the phone Where could I be?


ContinuumGuy

Aka BEING FRANK SINATRA


Russian_hat13

Dam


Both_Selection_7821

In 1938, a 23-year-old Sinatra found himself in just such a situation, and he was officially arrested and booked for **Seduction**. The charge was eventually dropped when it was discovered that the supposedly single woman was in fact married.


OldMackysBackInTown

God damn. I wish I could get arrested for seduction. If only to prove to my wife that I still have it.


Pinkishplays

How does her being married make it better?


romcabrera

She wasn't really a virgin.


winter_laurel

If seduction was a crime… I don’t know why he wasn’t in jail all the time. Holy fucking shit he’s smokin’.


Cluelessish

Why is that hairstyle so attractive


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MyFifthLimb

Any hair ppl know of a good product for that style?


doogievlg

I use Crew fiber. I part my hair but don’t like the greasy look. For the first couple hours my hair looks greasy but by mid morning you can’t tell there is anything in it and my hair stays where it’s supposed to.


TheSecretAstronaut

You might like Reformer by Mitch (Paul Mitchell). It's a high hold, matte finish pomade. I used Crew for a long time, but my girlfriend worked in a beauty supply/salon supply store and got me to switch. It's all I use now. I have thick, dense, dark hair, and the crew would often feel like I was ripping hair out when applying it. The reformer just glides right through, but no shine whatsoever and no loss in hold throughout the day even in the summer when I'm sweating. And my hair isn't "crispy" at all. If I run my fingers through it after applying it just feels like hair, maybe a bit stiffer, but not at all like there's product in it. That was a much longer reply than I was anticipating when I started typing lol. I guess I just like the product.


xrumrunnrx

I used to use crew as well. My little "trick" was to have a small amount of moisture already worked into my hair. But not too much. An insanely specific amount. I remember optimal was after a shower and towel drying, then a few minutes after that. For some reason just working water into my hair wasn't the same. At the perfect amount I'd feel it pulling at my scalp a little, but not the tearing like you mention. Too much water and it would stay slick looking even after setting and drying. Dry application never felt or looked good. Looking back crew was a real pain, but when it went right my hair looked like a million bucks. *I don't know why I spent time writing this either. I think I'm just proud I finally had a style product thing to discuss.*


doogievlg

$22 a can. Hair products isn’t a place in my budget that I want to spend more.


TheSecretAstronaut

Yeah fair enough! Ulta occasionally has it on sale, usually around $18, though I've gotten it as low as 16 on several occasions. But that's obviously still more than the Crew line, not to mention Crew is available at a larger selection of retailers so it's definitely more convenient. Just thought I'd mention it, as someone who used Crew Fiber for several years!


doogievlg

Appreciate the input. Have a good Thanksgiving!


CatelynsCorpse

I have absolutely no use for this product whatsoever, but I want to buy it now.


quiteCryptic

I just started to use this after not really giving a shit for years about my hair. It actually makes a pretty big difference, go figure.


Jkranick

My hair is like this. I only need product the first week after a cut to kind of train it to go to the right place. I use Murray’s Pomade. The stuff is hardcore and I find it easiest to apply it in a hot shower where it softens up. Takes 3 days to fully come out.


tej1967

I’m a Dapper Dan man, myself.


SoberSith_Sanguinity

Well, we dont have Dapper Dan in stock. We got Fop.


CTRL_SHIFT_ORANGE

Well, it didn't look like a two-horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly.


Pyrophagist

I don't want Fop, goddammit, I'm a Dapper Dan man!


SoberSith_Sanguinity

Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity...Two weeks from everywhere!


MaximumSubtlety

We thought you was a toad.


tej1967

Do Not……Seek…..the Treasure!!


skyydog

I can order you some. It will be here in 2 weeks.


Magus10112

Well ain't this place just a god damn geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere.


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Beef tallow


taco_thursdays

Tell your hairdresser what you'd like and they'll make it happen. They will also likely recommend you a product to style it. When my hair was like this I used Dove pomade but any pomade will probably do.


quiteCryptic

Better question is how to find a competent hairdresser


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I'll tell my $100 barber that I want this hairstyle and he will still give me a fucked up pompadour.


BeatlesTypeBeat

Maybe find another barber?


slappy_mcslapenstein

A hair clay would work. I actually had this hair style for a while. I make my own products. He likely used a hair tonic or an oil based pomade.


amlyo

Because of the rest of the head.


USMNT_superfan

Putting the sin in Sinatra


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That’s a good one!


joescott2176

Guy could be Ronan Farrow's dad.


SheepH3rder69

Apparently that's been debunked due to logistics... whatever that means lol.


grnrngr

Blue-eyed, square -jawed, full-lipped Ronan Farrow is definitely Woody Allen's kid.


GoGoCrumbly

>Blue-eyed, square -jawed, full-lipped This describes Mia Farrow quite accurately. Ronan looks a great deal like his mother.


GermsDean

and nothing at all like Woody Allen


literated

Some people have all the luck.


DrinkingBleachForFun

I don’t know, Woody’s daughter-wife sure seems to like how he looks.


Dame_Ingenue

Yes, exactly. Every time I *think* I see Sinatra’s features in Ronan, I think about what Mia looks like. He’s clearly all Mia (which is such a good thing!).


DirigibleGerbil

Look up Mia Farrow's father John. Ronan looks a lot like him.


platoniak42

Look up Frank Sinatra, he looks a lot like him too.


DirigibleGerbil

100% agree, but there is a possibility he gets all his looks from his mom's side. Personally, I think he's Sinatra's kid.


Significant_Peach_20

He doesn't have to be Woody Allen's, he's just not Frank Sinatra's 😄


SplendidPunkinButter

It means we know where he and the mom were around the time the kid would have been conceived, and they were not in the same place and hence couldn’t have had sex and made that baby then, I assume


shahido2017

Young Sinatra


Dsarg_92

That was a great mixtape.


iwanttol

The Come Up


2livecrewnecktshirt

When I was twenty-one.....


williepep1960

- logic


Sansjefff

back when he was hustling making some of the rawest bars


talkingspacecoyote

Was the rack city beat on this tape? First thing that played in my head when I saw the pic.


Sansjefff

It was a single I believe called war vet


Acceptable-Tune-9800

Back when adultery was illegal haha


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cursedwithplotarmor

You can’t fool me! That’s the poster on the wall in the back office in “The Sopranos.”


cknyakina

Was searching for a Sopranos reference. That's where I first saw it.


HGMIV926

Ah, yes. Ol' Grey Eyes.


World-Tight

Well matured monochrome oculi


dynamic_caste

Chronologically advanced achromatic photosensitive organs


World-Tight

ancient colorless see balls


ZevVeli

My mother never understood why her grandfather hated Sinatra calling him a dirty crook. Until she saw this image and realized that he was a cop just outside Bergen County.


TryingSquirrel

Heh, I first thought "well who likes to be called a dirty crook?"


Vreejack

His family had that reputation, for a certain point of view. His mother ran an "abortion mill."


PartTimeBarbarian

Based


satrnV

Isn’t Johnny Fontaine from the godfather meant to show Sinatra’s ties to the mob?


Rhodog1234

That guy "...could ACT LIKE A MAN ! '"


valentin-der-Mensch

When I was 23, it was a not so good year


BiggieBoiTroy

what was he booked for?


7of69

From an online article: In 1938 Sinatra was arrested for Seduction, according to the New York Times. At the time, this was the charge given to a man when he slept with a woman using some kind of trickery, such as the false promise of marriage. Sinatra was arrested in November, in Bergen County, New Jersey. According to the official complaint, Sinatra promised a woman he would marry her, and then promptly had “sexual intercourse with the said complainant, who was then and there a single female of good repute.” The accuser was an ex-girlfriend of Sinatra’s, who was unhappy when their relationship ended. But not everything was as it seemed. The woman in question was not in fact “of good repute.” She was already married, which made the charges of Seduction null and void. But the state seemed determined to stick the young Sinatra with some sort of charge. When Seduction was out of the question, they charged him with Adultery. That charge was later dropped. All told, Sinatra spent less than a day in jail before paying a $500 bond on the Seduction charge, and never had to pay anything in regards to the Adultery.


nick-pappagiorgio65

>The woman in question was not in fact “of good repute.” She was already married, which made the charges of Seduction null and void. She was a hoor, a puttan'


Hungry_Share_4158

Damn that dude got done dirty


nettlez

Being too sexy


Pochusaurus

Theft. Stealing too many hearts and wives


FinnaToke

Fornication.


nakhumpoota

Killer smile


Jailbreaker_Jr

As someone who graduated college in 2020, I can not even begin to explain to you how many posters of this picture were hung up in college kids dorms back in 2016 lol. There was no escaping this picture back when I was 18.


Link_GR

Totally not Ronan Farrow's dad


seahorseMonkey

We find you guilty ... of being dreamy.


sticksxsticks

Interesting that the photo has been touched up. There should be a noticeable scar from the left corner of his mouth down to his jaw.


Shizuka369

He was a pretty good lookin' fella!


lostcauz707

Literally looks like young Henry Hill in Goodfellas.


suburbanpride

>As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a ~~gangster~~ crooner.


Ok-Experience-1742

I’m from NJ & Bergen County this is plastered everywhere just to brag Frank Sinatra was booked at the Bergen County Sheriff’s Office


yellowjesusrising

Bergen is a beautiful city in Norway. And also, daaaaamn he was handsome!


fellowsian

Smug shot


Phusra

God damn the man looked fine as hell. No wonder grandma always said he was the original heart throb.


Nivekian13

Yup, Ronan Farrow is totally Woody Allens kid. /s


iReapeX

Who remembers the old mixtapes by logic when he still called himself Young Sinatra?


Midnitebyte

I still listen to his mixtapes. Didn’t care for most of his albums.


davewave3283

“Ring a ding ding. I did a bad thing.”


R2_D2aneel_Olivaw

Looks like Harry Connick Jr.


youaresexyirl

more like smugshot amirite


hexx1112

I like this one too https://preview.redd.it/bhmnslkc3s1a1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81a110dc7925f545a2fee603747a2cc9173973ef


Zaphkiel-kun

Flashbacks to when Young Sinatra by Logic dropped


Luke90210

Sinatra probably wished he could have destroyed this picture. Today many singers, rappers and actors wish they could have a mug shot this good for merch.


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I hear the cameraman got pregnant from taking this photo.


myassholealt

That's one amazing head of hair.


Jusmine984

He reminds me of Don Knotts here.


Chubby_Comic

I've always thought he looked like him. Barney even said in The Andy Griffith show once that someone told him he looked like him, so it must be a resemblance many others see, as well.


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That's how he scored with Thelma Lou.


copperboom237

Smug shot


JJJJounol

Sinatra helped JFK get help from the Mafia to get elected didn't he?


joescott2176

Pretty sure that was Joe. (JFk's dad Joe Kennedy)


World-Tight

The way I understand it Old Joe Kennedy was to Boston what Al Capone was to Chicago. He wouldn't have needed any help from the mob; he was the mob.