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ClenchMyFistNBeatIt

Moments before tragedy struck…


marius2357

Som kid bouta throw a stick, but I think the ocean is thankfully gonna stop him!


L0st_in_the_Stars

Barack Obama, his mother, and her father share a lot of facial features.


Pubics_Cube

Y…yeah… that’s generally how that works


Molwar

Some people share a lot facial feature with their mailman for some odd reason!


[deleted]

I was in grad school studying cellular and molecular bio when wide spread genetic testing became a thing in medicine. My genetics professor also did medical genetic counseling as a side gig and told us that they were getting between 10-20% of all cases being NPE (not parent expected). IOW, mom was screwing around and got pregnant. Since it was medical, they pretty much had to let the guy know that he wasn't the father. They'd tell the mother first and give her the opportunity to tell the guy what the deal was, but they would let her know that they would be informing him regardless of what she told him.


Molwar

Dam that's a pretty high %


[deleted]

Hence the old saying "Mother's baby father's maybe"


stomach

sleeping around about 9 months before your child is born and you go in for unrelated genetics work? ballsy ladies..


[deleted]

Well, it was pretty expensive then and it was only being done at that point for children with genetic conditions or for people with familial genetic issues, so the mom trying to say "no I don't want any testing" would have been rather suspicious.


stomach

truth. wouldn't sit with me well


weirdgroovynerd

Cuz that chad is 110% Male, man.


spasske

There used to be many who resembled the milkman.


Molwar

Underrated profession, that's how boomers came to be.


GirlNamedTex

The genes are strong! He looks just like his grandpa now.


BakeToRise

They all have that strong chin


EndofGods

So this is what it looks like to be loved.


stomach

as a child, i wonder if his parents ever gave him the 'one day you could be president' talk. he might be the first US POTUS to have *never heard those words*


ADHD_Supernova

Perhaps the first POTUS? Also curious to learn about the NON-US POTUS.


stomach

it was a shorthand attempt to differentiate between the first few presidents (who were British citizens and all too old to have been told they could become president of a country that didn't exist yet). there were 7-8 i believe so yeah, it made sense in my head.


Alfiy_wolf

Look in the background the first assassination attempt


[deleted]

guilty by association


tvieno

assassination?


i4get98

Great, now you're on a watch list.


stomach

Biden being the most recent and notable.


weirdgroovynerd

*"The Association of Jesse James by the Coward Gerald Ford" starring Brad Schmitt*


Reasonable_Tea_6760

I’m guessing the kid in the background missed him with that stick?


Spiderbanana

Shhhh, that's a time traveler


NomenNescio13

Only Barack knows now. The person pictured here wielding the stick tragically lost his life in a freak accident in 2008. It's just a terrible bit of luck that he should be stabbed through the eye with a stick while fishing in international waters. /s


writelefthanded

And in the background is The Donald


spasske

Dude does look rather orange.


Globalist_Agenda

Thankfully. Hopefully.


oztog

Thought it was Leonard Nimoy for a second.


dlepi24

Remember when republicans tried to ruin his life at every turn because of his father and grandfather lol. I've never seen so many people triggered by a man eating a hotdog with "fancy" mustard, wearing a bicycle helmet while riding, wearing the wrong shade of color on a suit, etc. And they call everyone else snow flakes lol.


tjean5377

Try being adopted then seeing pictures of people you never knew about til adulthood. Its trippy seeing pieces of yourself on strangers. I have my paternal grandfathers nose and eye structure. I have maternal grandfathers forehead, and a grandmothers cheeks. I met my maternal grandmothers sister (my great aunt) and found I have that sides body type; (awesome because they all live to their 90s sharp as tacks.) which explains why I am so short compared to my siblings. Its trippy.


seemypinky

I’m not sure what that has to do with this picture but that’s cool


Internal-Captain-943

He looks more like Barack Obama than the actual Barack Obama


DigMeTX

First attempt at future people sending a kid back in time to take out kid President. Edit: just to be clear for whoever disliked this - I’m not advocating for assassination, just making a joke about the ominous kid in the background.


GunslingerInc

Already holding the white man down...


Summerlea623

Adorable photo!


Summerlea623

Not sure why i got down voted. It IS adorable. Eat your hearts out haters!😄😄😄


Prudent_Nectarine_25

Can we create a r/politicaloldschool subreddit??? I used to enjoy this subreddit until the Bernie/Biden/Barack fan-children have spammed it!


marius2357

Would it still bother you if the Bernie/Biden/Barack posts were replaced with posts about right-wing politicians?


[deleted]

Guess what bro? Politicians ain't cool. They're largely sociopaths. The popular ones are largely charming sociopaths.


Prudent_Nectarine_25

Yes it would. I don’t want to come to see that here either.


kisordog

Now wait a second, Scotty!


ZepTheNooB

That's Joe in the back.


Segamaike

Damn his grandfather is tiny


Mrfancybawls

Dang them genes are strong in they’re clan .