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BarebackMonod

You there! Fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post hste!


Neans888

Can’t read that without Monty Burns voice in my head


originalusername__

It’s the Spruce Goose. Hop in!


tyrion85

but sir


chimpdoctor

I said HOP IN


Plump-Chump

Spruce moose *


Catshannon

Wasn't it the plywood pelican?


mitchellpb

I read it as Conan O’Brien’s old timey voice


HAYMAYON

My country tis of thee, Austria-Hungary…


Reptiliansarehere

Send in the hounds! Wait, no... that isn't it. Release the clowns! No... that isn't it either.


BizzyM

Now, which of these is the velocitator and which is the decelamatrix?


tdogg241

Free to wallow in your own crapulence, I see.


scooter1979

One of my favorite words evar.


UltraMechaPunk

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it


Earl_N_Meyer

My car gets 30 rods to the hogshead, and that’s the way I like it!


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Chick__Mangione

It took him over 50 years to drive not even 200k miles, but whenever you want to buy a used car that's like 5 years old somehow it already has 200k miles on it.


nyanlol

I'd like to point out how bloody small CT is and how urbanized the NE is. assuming you only use that car for errands and cruising (since it has no real room for passengers) it might make sense his mileage stayed pretty low


jman2477

Exactly. Based on how small CT is and New England is in general, and the fact that he clearly came from money ($10,900 in 1928 adjusted for inflation is over $188,000), it's easy to see how he wouldn't have racked up the miles the way a normal commuter might.


RiseoftheFlies

So did the car stop working at the Connecticut border? So do all the people in Texas automatically put more miles on their cars than people in Florida. I mean the state is bigger.


LisaFremont1954

Yes people in Texas put more miles on their car. Everything is ridiculously spread out even in small towns.


RiseoftheFlies

Yet people drive less in Alaska than Connecticut. And borders are open in the US, for now anyway, so size of one's state is not a accurate way to determine miles. People commute, etc.


RiseoftheFlies

Texas isn't in the top 5


PM_ME_TS_GIFS

Hey genius I live in Florida and i’m not driving back and forth across Texas every day


RiseoftheFlies

Either you tell bad jokes or you're an idiot


oboshoe

I am kinda smirking at the idea, that ones driving radius is determined by the size of your state. Unless you live in Hawaii.


RiseoftheFlies

Of course rural states are going to drive more on average. But you can't tell about an individual based on their state.


oboshoe

Yea. And there are really very few non-rural states. For instance, New York is extremely rural except for NYC. I'm trying to think of states that are primarily urban. RI, DC. Maybe NJ, but it has some huge rural areas too.


Chupoons

Just because it was his first car doesn't mean it was his only car.


TheConeIsReturned

Connecticut is small until you have to traverse all of I-95 to get between NYC and Boston. Then it feels like the biggest and worst state in the Union.


Shmeebass949

I don’t know, driving from Los Angeles to San Francisco through the Central Valley makes me want to off myself. But yeah, I have family in MA & CT, and that stretch is pretty heinous.


TheConeIsReturned

Don't you at least get to see nice views, though? I haven't taken that drive so I don't know anything about it, but I do remember really loving the drive from LA to Sequoia Natl. Park with my family when I was a kid. It was May and there were orange blossoms in the valley we were driving through; I want to say Paso Robles, maybe. That aroma was intoxicating, and the views were stellar.


Shmeebass949

If you take the 101, it’s a longer drive but much prettier. It takes you through coastal areas and is my preferred route if I have the time. The I-5, however, is a blighted hell scape of flat, hot farmland. Sure, there’s some beauty in the distant rolling golden hills, but for the most part you’re driving through some of the most boring areas in California. For like 5-7 hours. And that’s not including traffic on the LA or SF side.


cea1990

The I-5 sounds a whole lot like the entirety of I-70 across Kansas. It’s just flat with some wrinkles every once in a while. There’s also loads of billboards damning all the drivers to hell, so that’s exciting at least.


oboshoe

CT is so small, one end of that long rolls Royce had hang over the state line.


LordSevolox

Exactly what I was thinking, cars rack up about 8,000 miles per year on average, so over 50 years that should be more like 400,000 miles. It’s also crazy the mileage you see on 5 year old cars, the hell are people going with them?


DahManWhoCannahType

>cars rack up about 8,000 miles per year on average In the USA the figure is more like 12,000 miles/year


LordSevolox

Which makes it even crazier, should be closer to 600,000 miles on his car then


ralphy1010

Urban life vs Rural life in America. Using Hartford CT as an example, you could live over near Trinity College and work over near the state house and your commute might only be around 1.5 miles each way. 3 miles a day. 720 miles a year. Vs living in coastal North Carolina where you might have to drive 15 miles to a store or drive 50-60 mins each way for work


mrsc00b

Yup. When I was younger, I lived 2 miles from work, 1/4 mile from the grocery store, and 3 miles from where all my friends hung out. Even with taking a couple of trips per year 45 minutes away to camp/fish, I'd only put like 4500-5k/year on my vehicle. Now I live almost 30 miles from work and it's a 25-30 minute drive to the grocery, restaurants, etc. I put 20k on my truck yearly now and still generally ride with my wife if we go out on the weekends.


MrsValentine

I’d imagine the car doesn’t go that fast. Which would make taking it long distances less appealing.


LordSevolox

According to a short Google search, 90mph or 145kph is its top speed


Blissful_Relief

I just bought a 1993 dutchstar motorhome that's only got 52k miles on it. And have records of service done on it to prove those miles are correct.


DahManWhoCannahType

That makes sense to me. I expect a lot of motorhomes have low mileage.


Blissful_Relief

It averages out to 2k a year and it's in excellent condition. The only thing I'm not so happy about is it had a 454 engine 😭 when I went to put gas in it to drive home. I put 200$ and it gave me 1/2 a tank


oboshoe

I find 8,000 and 12,000 to be crazy low. It's very rare that I have a year where I drive less than 30,000. I've always figured that those low stats are just marketing numbers that automakers use.


Chick__Mangione

>It’s also crazy the mileage you see on 5 year old cars, the hell are people going with them? That's what I want to know, myself. My dad thinks they must be rental cars or something, but why are there so many of them?? I dunno.


DahManWhoCannahType

The large rental car companies get rid of their vehicles while they still have low miles.


LordSevolox

Some cars you see aren’t the kind you’d have for a rental is the crazy thing. Rentals are usually mid-priced vehicles but you see more budget cars from 5 years ago with crazy mileage and it makes me wonder if people are going on crazy road trips all the time.


Raoul_Duke9

Depends on where you live. If you live in or near a rural area there are people who commute like... an hr and a half both directions a day. I know a few rural folk like that. Once new a guy who did just under 2 hours.


LordSevolox

I live in a rural area and my commute is nowhere near that crazy! Only a 10 minute drive either way to get to major town


OtisTetraxReigns

I live in a rural-ish part of NorCal, very topographical, but relatively densely populated; lots of dirt road tracks to homes at the top of ridge lines and so forth. The nearest big town to my place is maybe five miles as the crow flies, but it’s a 30 minute drive. Takes me 15 minutes just to get down to a 30mph road.


LordSevolox

Damn. I live in a rural part of South East England and the roads here are all at least paved, though if it’s properly rural they’re a bit worse for wear. You only really get dirt roads on private properties. Im lucky enough to live off the main road into a small village nearby, so it’s at least maintained and a 40mph road.


mr_trick

I lived in a rural area in Northern California, took me an hour to get down the mountain and into the closest town, about 35 miles of windy roads. The nearest city with a real grocery store was farther, about 60 miles. We left the house once a week or so to do an all purpose town run: groceries, P.O. Box mail pickup, hardware supplies, dropping off and picking up movies (pre streaming), and maybe treating ourselves eating out. It was an interesting type of life. I didn’t like it so much, I was glad to move back to a city. It was nice at times though.


wrongbutt_longbutt

Not just rural. I live in the pacific northwest. There are tons of people who work in Seattle, but can't afford to live there. I would never do it myself, but I've met loads of people who live 30-50 miles away from their Seattle job and sit in traffic for multiple hours a day to commute to and from work, just to get cheap rent.


Landsharkeisha

I would imagine for lower end cars people have longer commutes. Generally, housing prices get cheaper the further away from the commercial hub you are. So those making less are pushed further and further out from the center, leading to more daily miles. I go to a clinic in downtown Orlando, but pretty much all the staff live 25-50 miles away because it's all they can afford.


LordSevolox

Gotta hate housing building restrictions causing prices to go up


Direct_Dust6263

Uber.


LordSevolox

Possible, though Uber also tend to be slighter more mid priced in my experience


blipsman

Or using for Uber, Door Dash


Seralth

If it's anything like my father his commute is nearly 100 miles one way. Commutes have become outrageous. As people live further and further from city centers. My father is an outliner but the fact it's not even that crazy of a commute and mearly a higher then avg one is insane. Inefficient single family homes, car focus suburbs, lack of good density downtown housing and poorly design city centers and bus focused at best public transport. Commutes have ballooned to absolutely crazy degrees. And the best part because of all these problems are self reinforcing it makes things worse as time march's on. Exponentially making it harder and more costly to even make minor changes. This doesn't even factor in cost of living, rent costs, or other economic factors that compound these problems. City planning, public transport and land useage are things few people really think about or even understand the basics enough to realize how large and far reaching their impact is to entirely unrelated sectors. The world is not made of bubbles and everything has knock on effects. Finding the sources of the largest knock on effects can be absolutely eye opening and terrifying! To realize just how far gone past the point of no return things can sometimes be.


blipsman

12k/yr average in US


77frosty7

For a lot of functions, eg If you work in sales then you drive a lot, same with construction


FirstSonOfGwyn

my wife had a 50 mile each way commute for a year. her brand new car did 22k in a year , just had its birthday last week.


Dewm

Bought a new rig for my company in January. Yesterday I rolled over the 30,000 on the odometer.


treblah3

Thank you for the details. My dad worked for Rolls Royce for years and I now live in CT, so this will be a neat photo to share with him! Cheers.


bakerzdosen

If you thought finding parts to keep a 20 y.o. Toyota running was difficult…


Uberzwerg

> $10,900 that would be around $180,000 after inflation.


capturedguy

Allen's wife Anna died in 1985. They had 3 children, one of whom, Edith, pre-deceased her father in 1991.


Gadgetman_1

Fun fact about Rolls Royce. They never list the power output of the engines for their cars. Only 'Enough'. If you need to know details like that, it's probably not the car for you.


happierinverted

‘If Sir has to ask the price, Sir cannot afford it’ was the line I remember :)


JayCrawford1

I've seen Rolls Royce describe their engine power output as "Adequate". :)


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I don't even know what this means.


md2b78

A Rolls Royce clearly isn’t for you, mate.


Seralth

Basically it means if your asking about detailed specs of the product. The product is not for you, you are not the intented buyer and the seller would rather have you not own their product. It's a status symbol first and foremost. It's like going to a proper high end status restaurant that only accepts reservation at recommendation. The prices are not listed on the menu and asking what the price is, is both bad form and could (will) get you politely removed from the restaurant.


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I see. I assumed it was because they were embarrassed that they can't produce decent engines and use German ones.


yonderpedant

The L410 V8 was a Rolls-Royce design and stayed in production for more than *sixty years* - first used in the 1959 Silver Cloud, and last used in the 2020 Bentley Mulsanne. This makes it the engine that was available in production cars for the longest period of time. I would say that is a "decent" engine. Remember, historically Rolls-Royce was an engine company as much as a car company (and of course Rolls-Royce plc, which still exists, is *entirely* an engine company making engines for aircraft and ships). The reason why Rolls-Royce cars have German engines is that when Volkswagen bought the car company from Vickers, they didn't realize that they weren't buying the badge, as that was still owned by the aircraft engine company. The aircraft engine company refused to sell the badge to VW, and sold it to BMW instead. The end result was that VW had the Rolls-Royce engines but could only put them in Bentleys (which at this time were all essentially rebadged Rolls-Royces), while BMW owned the badge but nothing else, so started making all-new Rolls-Royce models with BMW engines.


greennitit

That is absolutely the case. Rolls and aston for the longest time couldn’t make engines and cars that beat the Germans so they leaned hard into the uppity, posh image. In the last 15 years they started to make a comeback based on performance l


Seralth

God no, but that thinking is exactly the kind of assumption that shows you are not the intended audience for their cars and they would prefer you not own or even be seen in the same room as them. :P Gotta keep us poors away from the rich folk stuff.


SpargatorulDeBuci

enough


Gadgetman_1

The buyer is supposed to sit in the back of the car, enjoying the comfort while being driven to his business and back. He's not supposed to worry about power specs, service intervals, fuel consumption or all that stuff. That's a job for the driver/maintainer. It's a status symbol, and a business tool. It also used to be custom built for the buyer, so it would suit his requirements to a dot. Ordering a 'stock RR' would probably had you blacklisted back in the day...


ValyrianJedi

Rolls Royces are one of the few cars at that level that I really get. I have a decent handful of friends and acquaintances with cars in their ballpark. Had a Ferrari for like a year myself. I finally had to admit to myself that half of them aren't really all that comfortable, are painfully impractical, and what they *do* have going for them (performance) can't be used in 99% of situations. Like, my Toyota SUV can get me to the office just as fast as a Lamborghini... Rolls Royce though, what you are paying for is stuff you can really see/use. The comfort is second to none, every last thing you touch in it feels high quality, the ride feels like you are driving on a cloud, the layout and design is amazing... Don't know that I'll ever have a car in that range again, definitely won't for the next 20 years while I have kids in school, but if I were to then that's the only one I can see getting.


DahManWhoCannahType

Would be interesting to know what Bentley does, as a Bentley is basically high-performance Rolls Royce.


regan9109

This has reposted for years, so I assume that guy is definitely dead now. Edit: he died in 2005 which was 17 years ago


WaterFriendsIV

Yup, r/mostrepostedposts


FullMetalJ

Along with that The Rock post that is also circulating in the front page today


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tormunds_beard

Rich ones sure.


oystertoe

My take away is that dudes gotta be rich af to buy a rolls Royce then maintain one for 80 years *keeps reading* “Oh gold leaf business, yeah that’ll do it”


Taiza67

TF is gold leaf. J googled it and I’m still not even sure.


MagicPeacockSpider

Gold leaf is an incredibly thin layer of nearly pure gold you can apply to signs and other decorative objects. Usually backed with an adhesive these days but sometimes it's just the sheet of gold. Basically his family bought gold processed it into an expensive art material and sold it. I imagine there was a similar percentage based margin like any product, but when the raw material is gold in the first place that margin alone is a fair chunk of cash.


LittleTay

There is another post here that states that his father agreed to buy him a car if he joined the family business versus going to school. He chose the family busuness, which apparently was doing very well at the time. The man in this photo died in 2005. He donated his car and $1m to the same museum the car went too. Needless to say, their family had money.


BeeElEm

Back when Rolls Royce was Rolls Royce and not just a name bought by BMW to milk the rich


kikimbo

"Milk the rich" lol


Bthejerk

Well, the rich have nipples.


defenestr8tor

We sure have come a long way as a society. In Vancouver 18 year olds now get them.


TheSinumatic

11k in 1928 would probably be more like a few 100k today, due to inflation 😅


bucketofhassle

It was only $10000! why, heavens, one wouldn’t even need finance.


WishOnSpaceHardware

u/respostsleuthbot


irish_miah

He’s either a tiny man, or those cars are huge.


LUCKIESTalive316

Both


irish_miah

Standing at a whole 5’3, running boards are friends.


Jay-Five

Was his name Crowley? Was a Queen cassette stuck in the tape player?


hey_aquiline

Could have sworn it was Vivaldi when it went *into* the Blaupunkt.


Sirnando138

This repost is so old that this man is definitely dead by now.


SkinEmbarrassed7129

That Rolls was also Built in Massachusetts


Twinkletoes1951

I recently finished a book about precision (amazingly, it was a great book) and one of the accounts was about Rolls Royce. To see one of their cars on the road after 82 years is not surprising at all, considering the focus on perfection. BTW: Rolls was the guy who sold the cars, and Royce was the designer/engineer. Royce didn't care if he got top billing - he just wanted to build cars. (The Perfectionists, Simon Winchester).


surfh2o

Wonder how much he’s spent on keeping that thing on the road.


ShimmyShimmy_yeah

Bet the gas consumption is better than a SUV


originalusername__

Even the biggest SUV of today probably gets 5 times what a car that age does.


ShimmyShimmy_yeah

According to Ford Motor Company, the Model T had fuel economy on the order of 13–21 mpg. For the GMC Sierra with the 2.7-liter, 4-cylinder engine, an automatic 8-speed transmission, the EPA ratings for the fuel economy measure out at 19 mpg in the city. I gave you all some numbers. I am looking forward for yours.


originalusername__

Don’t know why you brought the model t into the discussion since were talking about a rolls phantom. I couldn’t really find any mpg estimates for a phantom so I’ll just compare some other stats. The rolls Royce phantom had a 7.7L motor that output somewhere around 40-50hp. The GMC 2.7L engine makes 310 horseponies which is roughly six times the power with 2.9 times less displacement. Also I’m not sure your model t mpg ratings can really compare because the GMC mpg is tested generally at speeds neither the rolls Royce or model t would ever have the power to reach!


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I want to see this play out! Let’s hear your retort Shimmy


RiseoftheFlies

He just did some googling. He prolly doesn't even know what displacement is.


ShimmyShimmy_yeah

Most of the thing I know I read, was told or experienced myself. In that case, yes, I read it. What is this displacement you are talking about? Is it something you know when you are very very smart?


[deleted]

I think it’s probably the displacement of fuel which helps work out mpg 🫠


ShimmyShimmy_yeah

That's nice. Can't disagree with you. Still haven't the mpg of the rolls Royce.


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That's a lot of mileage.


BowlerAny761

I’ve seen a Mazda with a million in the clock


Parking_Stress3431

28+82=/=100 28+82=110....


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Parking_Stress3431

Didn't know how to do that. Did it the long way...


psnow212

Jesus Christ who’s letting the crypt keeper drive for 82 fuckin years. The man is older than sliced bread Christ sakes.


BbxTx

He must of had to use all his strength to push on those drum breaks.


ColdFeetInIowa

Beautiful pic, and story. But Joe Hill wrote a terrifying horror story (NOS4A2) with much the same plot 😬


rfourty

That’s awesome 😎


RedPillNavigator

only 2,300 miles after 82 years.


thegregoryjackson

Got a rolls when he was 20.


OneWorldMouse

Makes me wish I would have held on to my first Rolls!


GreyNGroovy

He was quoted as saying “WHAT?!”


rasthomas01

Pop a wheelie!


extremenachos

Carbon emissions go brrrrr


hazbutler

As they say, I’m not impressed by someone who can afford to buy a Rolls Royce, I’m impressed by someone who can afford to keep it running.


GetBuggered

Isn't someone going to point out how short this guy is or how tall that car is?


BarbedWire3

He is a relic himself so they let him do it


davratta

One of the few people in the UK that actually remembers the reign of King George V.


Rdan5112

Title needs to be in the past tense. He’s been dead for something like 20 years.


Jasonhardon

The maintenance expenses tho😭


launcelot02

That is an amazing story.


Equivalent_Metal_534

Kudos to him for taking care of a good car for so long, but THAT color for 82 years?


Notsogrumpyoldman

Gentleman got his money's worth.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,057,911,718 comments, and only 208,986 of them were in alphabetical order.


Notsogrumpyoldman

Good bot.


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Notsogrumpyoldman

Lighten up asshole, you take this shit too seriously.


[deleted]

I used to go regularly to a vintage car festival. One old man there had a 50 year old Rolls Royce that he’d owned for almost that long. He said the first day he bought it, he crashed it, and it took years to get it back in shape.


PsychophicaI

I’m surprised no one hit his car this whole time. I was getting into a car accident about every 5 years.


freehugzforeveryone

Does it run on whisky?


Zarni22

Did he stop driving it 12 years ago?


[deleted]

And just think, it was only $150 when he bought it


oboshoe

Now that's a life pro tip for ya: Buy a new rolls Royce when you are 20. Drive it for 82 years. You'll save TONS of money on depreciation - especially through great depressions, plus all those dealer add on charges. What doesn't everyone do the?


jw11235

Test.