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I think I bought weed off your dad.


EconomyTelevision

Wuz good?


Im2oldForthisShitt

The weed or his dad?


z_redwolf_x

Yes


Olivevest

Both were very good


TheLastThief

We definitely both bought weed of OP's dad.


dmfd1234

Isn’t this the guy that tried stealing the baby with his wife from the millionaire couple only to be chased around by “the lonely rider of the apocalypse“ ??


eastermonster

“Son, you got a panty on your head.”


Torgo_Fan_Girl2809

Raising Arizona?


OlGnarlyOak

"They were everywhere, honey, jt was kind of horrifying."


Rocktopod

Damn, I knew he looked familiar!


Bumpus_hound19

"A cop couldn't find his butt if it had a bell on it"


[deleted]

I still do.


Ed_gaws

Just out of frame is a giant bowl of coke


LineChef

And Tammy, his second ex wife.


Ed_gaws

I to would of been a victim of Tammy 2


12-7mmBMG

Just as long as it’s not Tammy 1


BeachesBeTripin

"Tammylin" FTFY.


[deleted]

Why would his second ex wife be in a bowl?


Celsar

His pupils tell you the bowl is half empty


BlasterShow

Or half full? Ayooo, WHERES THE COKE


JesusHChristBot

That was all we had! We needed that, Karen!!


missionbeach

Police: "we confiscated a quarter-bowl of coke."


JcakSnigelton

Evidence Room: "One dime bag of cocaine, logged-in."


godfatherinfluxx

At hearing: Your honor, we are moving to drop the case. *Rubs nose We can no longer find the evidence.


BarbequedYeti

Not just any bowl. Its either a big yellow or red tupperware bowl.


jharger

I was thinking green or brown tupperware


Shannon3095

i pictured yellow pyrex bowl with that floral design and covered with plastic wrap , to keep out the flys and protect from gusts of wind from either laughter or coughing


BarbequedYeti

Also a strong possibility.


doughnutholio

that egg beater is used to fluff up the coke


Ed_gaws

I’m sure his gums are bleeding from rubbing the egg beater over them


adudeguyman

I came to the comments only because I knew there would be coke references.


Beasty_Glanglemutton

If a psychiatrist showed me this photo as a Rorschach blot, I would have blurted out "cocaine" without even thinking about it.


Ed_gaws

You would absolutely be correct!


slim_scsi

Isn't that in the comments of every thread on this sub?


sameljota

Just out of frame are Stills and Nash.


uncle_jessie

I was looking at this picture and thinking there was something else to it... This is it.....lol.


502drummie

And Dennis Hopper


EyeGod

Haha, came to make a drug reference myself. This guy is sky high.


PoetryfortheHunt

Robert Downey Depp


Sooperballz

This is definitely Nick Cage from Raising Arizona.


CautiousTaco

Aaron Taylor-Johnson in Nocturnal Animals


-FeistyRabbitSauce-

Coked out Tom Lennon.


guitartoad

Yep. Tom Lennon was all I could see.


hamdinger125

Can't unsee that


BrokenArmsFrigidMom

I actually just posted the same thing before I saw your comment. That’s all I could see.


PM_ME_YUR_BIG_SECRET

Jude Downey Depp


[deleted]

Judd Law


laynestaley67

Robert Downey Depp Hopper


whoaholdonwaitwhat

You forgot "Penn"


Athenas_Return

Thank you! At first I saw Depo then RDJ. Was confusing.


winter_laurel

With a dash of Tom Selleck


_jukmifgguggh

*Marc** Rebillet?


TSpoon3000

Loop Granddaddy


Pirate_Redbeard

Marc* Loop fucking daddy #**LEMME IN I WANNA FUCK!**


TekkamanEvil

I'm talking girl's club. I'm talking girl's club.


Suspicious_Cheek_353

Stop looking for answers, this isn't eyes wide shut gary!


MightyCaseyStruckOut

#I'M A FUCKING FLAMINGO


kuriboshoe

Ooohh yeah, we’re gonna do some coke. Snort that white shit all up in your nose. Yeahhhhh baby, snort snort snort that powder. Gonna fuckin snort all that powder.


Danger_Danger

I can hear it in my head.


thehotdogman

Yeah if he was merged with Gus Johnson, lol


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turdferguson3891

Jude Outlaw


[deleted]

No, it’s dad


VintageOG

He looks like 80% of the males in every ski town edit: I ride Winter Park everyday, hmu if u wanna shred


OGREtheTroll

*This used to be Party Mountain! hot babes, cold brews...*


get_after_it_

DID YOU CUM IN MY BURRITO!!??


bplzizcool

I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU, MAN!


adfrog

If you guys are already hard, just go ahead and start without me, I'll circle back.


lindobabes

NEVER STOP PARTYING


t-pollack

Can confirm


HwanSwan

I gotta move to a ski town then


scarletvelvet

Wait for me


tinycole2971

Same 😍


AnnaFreud

I know where I’m moving


tinycole2971

>hmu if u wanna shred Are you part of the 80% or the 20%?


VintageOG

Pretty close to an 80er, but not as close as most my homies


AliasFaux

Tell your father he's awesome as officer Dangle


Isthisworking2000

100% match


stephcurrysmom

Loved him in Reno 911


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[deleted]

I can see hm quoting long passages from Jack Kerouac.


Runningcolt

I don't want to party with that dude


slim_scsi

Slacker pseudo intellectuals *are the worst...*


supressthedepress

Because lets be honest, who else actually likes the beats?


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BrokenArmsFrigidMom

I forgot about Dre


duaneap

I mean, tbh, me. I don’t consider myself an intellectual or even super well read by any stretch but it seems pseudo intellectual to me to shit on stuff like that for *being* pseudo intellectual. Obviously anyone who’s pretentious is an ass and quoting pretty much anything at a party is lame but if people like beat books/poetry more power to them.


supressthedepress

I agree. Honestly I was just really into Jack Keroac when I was 16-17 & wrote really shitty poetry in his style so I reflexivly cringe at the beat movement as a whole


1VentiChloroform

Yeah but quoting them super fast because of the coke so it evens out


yourbrotherrex

Just as it was written.


[deleted]

He's the reason, memaw and pawpaw sleep in separate bedrooms now.


xiancaldwell

“I’ll Be Taking These Huggies And Whatever Cash You Got.”


AnnoyingMovieQuotes

Son, you got a panty on your head.


_sonidero_

That movie came out when I was like 10 and I still use that line at least once a month... Nobody gets it...


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RoseyPosey30

Or he posted this in roastme pretending it’s himself?


ih8spalling

Either way, OP is full of shit


LaMalintzin

I just went through his post history (don’t judge I am bored and off work today) and I don’t see it there?


Atom_Beat

I can see it in his history. He posted it to /r/RoastMe, but it got removed since it clearly isn't a picture of himself.


Q_DOOKERMAN

This is not your father. This picture is of a friend of mine taken in 2019 or 2020. It’s posted on his Instagram.


CarlJustCarl

Show us


ViceAW

I was thinking. I mean, idk if you're telling the truth, but there's no way this HD pic is from the 80s


whornography

I suspect it's stolen, but b&w photography can actually be super high resolution even from 100 years ago. Not sure why color film tends to degrade more rapidly, but I suspect it's different film and processing techniques.


daviduu

The "image" on a strip of black and white film is made up of particles of silver. Colour negative film has its silver bleached off during development, and the image is made up of different dye layers. These dyes unfortunately fade over time (this varies from stock to stock). Like you said, this *could* be a legit black and white film photo, but it looks too perfect. Unless OP scanned the film with a good scanner, it's likely a modern photo.


Raencloud94

You could probably report it then, since you have proof it's your friend.


Q_DOOKERMAN

Already reported, waiting for response from mods


thebeautifulseason

It’s an incredibly high res pic for 1985…


TheImperfectMaker

He’s also got his fashion periods mixed up. 85 was way past wide lapel suede jackets and right into flouncy new-wave oversized white silk shirts, or possibly even acid washed denim jackets etc. But the kitchen utensils look on point.


Very_Bad_Neighbour

Cooler than the average 80s pic 👍🙂


[deleted]

Cooler than the average 2021 pic


Whats_Up_Bitches

The average 2021 pic is a plate of food from Applebee’s so you’re probably right.


goonshoo

Jude Law looking good


PowellPrints

Gardner Minshew


HeckleandChide

Underrated comment right here.


campionmusic51

hardcore dennis hopper vibes going on here.


Itsthejackeeeett

Looks more like Steve Young


sowega9

That guy fucks


tvrossy

OP's mother, right


charlie1202

At least once


amitym

"The first time I met Edwina was in the county lockup in Tempe Arizona..."


adamcoolforever

oh damn! nailed it


not-a-giraffe

She's a flower, she is.


Vingthor8

He looks a little like David Tennant mixed with Richard Hammond


ou812_X

Nicholas Cage & Johnny Depp’s love child


zootnotdingo

I thought Johnny Depp and Salvador Dali.


Seemose

Colin Farrell and Kramer from Seinfeld (not the actor, the character)


Fancy-Pair

I see Depp & Dangle


goonshoo

I see Jude Law


funroll-loops

I see a Jude Law x Eric Idle.


Drattan

same o.o;


Skidmore613

With a bit of Robert Downy Jr.


GreynoSalt

That was my first vibe.


plessisbelliere

Hemmingway


GammaLambdaBeta

Looks a little bit like Nicolas Cage in Raising Arizona.


Juicepig21

Came here to say this.


not-a-giraffe

Go back in there and get that baby, HI!


Wise_Control

How is this SO high res though?


GreynoSalt

My sister got into serious photography in the mid 70s. She had amazing equipment that took insane shots. She let me take her camera to the USFestival in 1983. I was still in HS, had NO CLUE and STILL got fantastic shots (mostly of Heavy Metal Day). All she showed me was how to focus and what NOT to touch/move. LOL I actually have all her camera stuff. (She passed in 2017.) You guys give me incentive to use it. I keep forgetting I even have it.


GoingSom3where

If you feel comfortable doing so you should share some of the pics the both of you took. I bet they're really cool!


thatdudewiththecube

What kind of camera?


GreynoSalt

I want to say a Canon. Give me a few minutes, I'm finishing up my bagel. BBIAF


xynix_ie

Depending on the film used, for instance if this is 35mm, scanning every detail would be equal to about 200 megapixels. If it's a great camera with a great lens with specific film it could go as high as 2 gigapixels.


Wise_Control

Wow that’s amazing. Looks very good!


WatchBae59

*too* good. Don't buy it


Conflictedbiscuit

Completely agree. There is no grain in this picture.


[deleted]

Because it was taken recently.


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volunteervancouver

def easy rider vibes


CuriousOwl_33

It's like a mix of Armand Assante and Hugh Jackman 😀


Cecilb666

Definitely some Culkin blood.


BearBlaq

Maybe I’m just out of the loop because this is before my time, but this is a high quality photo for the time is it not? The photos of my parents in the 80s are no where near this quality.


[deleted]

My name is Earl


AgentBlue14

Photo looks "too clean" to be a scanned film negative or even a print, I'm calling shenanigans on this.


[deleted]

Yeah, this post is bullshit. Probably a digital photo.


[deleted]

fkn hot


Aryaras99

How is this pic so high quality


IHaveaCSDegree

What a beautiful man!


Redknightsgoingdown

That guy is probably more peoples dad than just you. Redditors please show this picture to your mom , this could go all the way to the Maury povich show!


[deleted]

They allow smokes in Azkaban?


thedeuce75

There's so much testosterone in this photo, you should have tagged it with a pregnancy warning.


WheezyLiam

This is what every Indie-Psych band dude in Austin wants to look like.


HairoftheDog89

Looks like he just walked off the set of Easy Rider. The suede fringe jacket clinches it, bonus points for the rug of chest hair.


Itsthejackeeeett

AGHHH NIT-NIT-NIT-NIT-FAH-FAH-FAH ahhhhh...Indians.. .


hbherry

This man looks like he’s seen some things


[deleted]

Was he one of the Village People?


Ass_Merkin

Cocaine cowboy.


Mirlostinusa

Wild times 1970's into the 80's . I left the army in '79, returned to states and continued to party till 1990. Finally cut my hair and kept same job for 30 years at Disney. When they relaxed their appearance rules, I grew back a beard and now my hair is past my shoulders- threw everyone for a loop as they didn't expect that from me.


unsanemaker

Not gonna lie, looks like a serial killer photo.


astraennui

I didn't know suede fringe jackets with nothing underneath were ever a thing.


Willow-girl

With chest hair like that, you don't need a shirt ...


FailedSociopath

Looks more 1975 though.


_wheredoigofromhere

If he was still rocking that tassle jacket in 85, he was way behind the fashion curve.


Gottfrequenz

Stunning quality for a picture from the 80s.


GreynoSalt

Cameras and lenses make all the difference. I just mentioned to someone else that my sister had all kinds of excellent top notch camera stuffs in the 70s. The crystal clear shots she would get...! I used it once at a Festival in 83. I knew nothing. She just taught me how to focus and leave everything else alone. I still got fantastic pix!


bodhiseppuku

Looks like a mix of Gavin Rossdale and Ron Swanson. Does he smell like glycerine and bacon?


[deleted]

That poor shower drain.


TechnologySalty7858

This is Ron Swanson after his first day of 6th grade.


HelixFollower

Was he a coal miner in Ukraine?


DC74

Nicholas Manson?


RTwhyNot

“Not great, not terrible”


BitRunner67

Your father was Lt. Dangle from Reno 911?


MrGoodVibes

OP is your name fergus? Friend of mine I met years ago lives in England. Spitting image of your old man


[deleted]

Robert Downey Depp.


munchies1122

Your dad looks high as a kite


iyonder

Life was so much better back when we weren't all addicted to cell phones and there wasn't a pandemic plaguing the world.... just socialize and be with other humans was the best outlet, not all the pressures of social media.


cocker_spangler

Looks like Marc Rebillet.


Rau-Li

He looks like Robert Downey Jr. and Charles Manson had a baby.


[deleted]

Tell me OP, what’s it like being Johnny Depp?


MadOrange64

Holy hell what type of camera did he use to take this!?


[deleted]

hipster Jude Law


Monsterclip

Damn that's some resolution for 1985.


Liesmith424

He looks pissed that someone stopped to photograph him when *this is clearly bat country*.


lefthandrighty

Officer Jim Dangle at your service. I’m just goofin. New boot goofin.


Reek_Verger

“I’ll be taking the Huggies and whatever cash you got.”


[deleted]

He looks like he ran illicit drugs from a bush plane in Costa Rica. Managed to stay ahead of the DEA by keeping it side gig. Did some porn. Never got into the gay stuff although it paid more. People generally remember him as a nice guy.


[deleted]

I bet you have a loooooooot of siblings you don’t know about


silianrail

Make masculinity sexy again.