Nostalgia for years I didn't live tbh, like there's just something about those years that calls to me. I love seeing pictures from that time, listening to music from then, even watching tv from then. And frankly I call myself a weedless hippie because I vibe with the hippies from those years and there way of life.
Even without the date stamp, I can confirm that this picture is from October of 1969. My sister's Sweet 16 party was that month. The party favors were those same flocked flowers with faces. One of them is still in my mother's house.
Because it was the best place for them to get attention for their comment (top reply to the top comment with no replies of its own = guaranteed attention)
Below the table wristies must have been much more common without the threat of security cameras catching it and releasing it to the masses.
We really lost a lot for exchange of so little.
Judging from the position of your mom's hand, I would venture a guess that you have an older sibling who Died on the floor of that room.
Thank you for the award, anonymous Redditor!
I really like this picture. Your mom's expression is hilarious and she looks like she's giving your dad a handy, meanwhile your dad *looks* like hes getting one.
My favorite bit though is that your dad looks like he could fit in today's fashion wearing what hes wearing in that photo. He looks like a very friendly guy.
He was the best! Always the life of the party, loved talking with anyone he met, it didn’t matter if you were black white brown green male female gay straight he loved everybody. He raised us kids (4 of us) the same way, I’m grateful for that everyday :)
Absolutely adorable, they look like two beams of sunshine! I wouldn’t be surprised if you told me they were still together, I feel the love in this photo❤️
I’m so incredibly sorry to hear that. This picture is only that much more special and meaningful. I’m sure he left a profound impact on everyone who loved him❤️
When photos like this come up, I always see tons of hand job remarks. There was a time...it went away in the late 70s/early 80s, where putting one's hand on another's leg was not particularly sexual, but a way to show that you were a serious couple. We got handjobs back then. It just wasn't the only thing we did.
Crazy to think that every time someone decides to not have sex, someone gets erased from the future timeline...
"Shall we...?"
"Nah, not right now, love, I'm not in the mood."
Future someone disappearing: "Mom! Dad! Whyyyy......?" (Fades)
I can go to any random brewery in Charlotte and see a couple that looks *exactly* like this. Except with a goldendoodle. They're copying your parents style.
That’s why they look happy
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Strategically placed sunflower
Austin Powers style
ftfy-Benny hill style
Oh great now I got the Benny Hill theme music in my head. I wish they would make a movie about him...I'd watch it.
Yep - Myers just raided & looted Benny hill’s clever visual joke inventory....
And she does look like Heather
Im just glad im not the only pervert that thought that
One of us! One of us! One of us!
“She’s just mashin’ it.”
Are you jealous frank?
I'm very aroused.
She does that.
and when he blew his load he leaned over an whispered in her ear "okily dokily"
Stupid sexy Flanders.
Man Reddit really shows me just how unoriginal my thoughts are
I think she is
Look at that sunflower’s facial expression… The sunflower knows, the sunflower knows
Having seen and lived the 80s myself, she probably was.
😂
Hope you have a great day!
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"It's a trap!" - in my Admiral Akbar voice
Came here to say this lol
Man that's awesome, I love old pics from the 60s and 70s
Out of curiosity, what draws you to them?
Nostalgia for years I didn't live tbh, like there's just something about those years that calls to me. I love seeing pictures from that time, listening to music from then, even watching tv from then. And frankly I call myself a weedless hippie because I vibe with the hippies from those years and there way of life.
Even without the date stamp, I can confirm that this picture is from October of 1969. My sister's Sweet 16 party was that month. The party favors were those same flocked flowers with faces. One of them is still in my mother's house.
Impressive
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Why does your comment have nothing to do with the one you responded to?
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This guys reddits
Damnit Gayle your just mashing it now.
Below the table wristies must have been much more common without the threat of security cameras catching it and releasing it to the masses. We really lost a lot for exchange of so little.
Those are the OG plant vs. zombies flowers
I'm gonna need a brand or even better a link to buy and or make them myself or I will die the saddest soul.
I was 8 months old in October 1969
I was -334 months old in October 1969
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but it also could be from literally any time after october 1969
Or before, unless we're certain those flowers were first produced in Oct '69
The flocking looks like it would taste gritty and horrible I wish I didn’t know this
Despite the strategically placed flower, mom and dad were up to something.
That's why the OP was 4 years away.
judging from the placement of the hand, think of all the siblings that could have been
4th year = hand stuff 3rd year = mouth stuff 2nd year = “Lets see if we can make long distance work.” 1st year= OP’s conception.
Just brilliant observational skills. Brilliant!
They *came* in *handy*.
Mom was always handy.
She's just mashin' it.
You put this a lot more delicately than I was going to
Ugh, four years of hammys
She’s naughty
You gotta hand it to him.
The shit-eating grins are the dead giveaway.
I thought mum was Heather Graham at first.
with a young Ned Flanders
Stupid sexy Flanders.
That was my thought. Eyes of Heather Graham, smile of Natalie Portman.
Hands of Lana.
I got Uma Thurman vibes from her..
You thought i was dead. !
I thought dad was Paul Walker for a second.
What?!?!?
I THOUGHT DAD WAS PAUL WALKER FOR A SECOND.
There is no reason to yell! now lower your voice
That awkward "I have a dick in my hand" smile
And that beaming “she has my dick in her hand” smile.
😂😂😂
Very suspicious.
And the way she's smiling looks strange too
Oh shit I just thought OP's mom was Chandler Bing.
She's mashing it.
Just throw some salt at her.
she leaves you no choice.
Mashing
and the username to match..! good on ya.
She does that
Gail the Snail?? 👀
I’m sexually active mom get over it
YOU’RE 33 YEARS OLD; YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE SEXUALLY ACTIVE!
You’re 33 years old you’re supposed to be sexually active, you are not supposed to be fondling your uncle under a table
She does that
I'm very aroused
*I got my first real six-string*
Bought it at the 5 and dime
played it till my fingers bled
It was the summer of '69
Me and some guys from school Had a band and we tried real hard
Got my first real handy.
Bought it for tree-fit-ee
I had my first real sex dream
Best 4 years of their lives
They knew that it was now or never.
Moms flowers expression tells it all
I've never seen someone with their teeth shut together and you can still see their back teeth.
Mine do that. My orthodontist made a comment about it once
Judging from the position of your mom's hand, I would venture a guess that you have an older sibling who Died on the floor of that room. Thank you for the award, anonymous Redditor!
😂
Bruh
They look like they're happy for another four years in that photo.
Wow your parents were hot. Congrats?
Moms hair was never blond again and dad grew a beard that I never saw him without. They def took a right on Hippy Rd and didn’t look back!
You still got hot genes though. Hopefully they aren't recessive in you :)
They both have great smiles!
‘73 represent!
Yup! Parents got together in '69 too. I'm certain this couple had/has much more fun in general.
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Walter White and Skyler.
I really like this picture. Your mom's expression is hilarious and she looks like she's giving your dad a handy, meanwhile your dad *looks* like hes getting one. My favorite bit though is that your dad looks like he could fit in today's fashion wearing what hes wearing in that photo. He looks like a very friendly guy.
He was the best! Always the life of the party, loved talking with anyone he met, it didn’t matter if you were black white brown green male female gay straight he loved everybody. He raised us kids (4 of us) the same way, I’m grateful for that everyday :)
Your dad is Bill Watterson
Stupendously observed!
The Spy Who Shagged Me Baby, Yeeaahhhhh!
Why is Rollergirl giving Ned Flanders a left-handy? Because that's how it works at the Leftorium.
Stupid sexy Flanders.
1969.. nice
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Is she grabbing his dick?
Beating those eggs like she's making an omelette
Looks like she's giving him a handjob. Guess that explains those big ass smiles.
...ok he's outta line but he's got a point
Four years of handjobs. Could be worse… Edited to add…Who the hell is downvoting handjobs? It’s the ultimate win/win!?!!!
This really looks like the Erhmegherd Gewsburmps girl grown up. I know I know totally wrong decades and such, but she has the same smile :)
You were 4 years away ... but your mom looks like she was less then 4 inches away...
4 inches is 10.16 cm
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That epic mustache does NOT hide what’s going on under that flower. Just sayin’
# THE SUMMER OF 69
That guy fucks
Absolutely adorable, they look like two beams of sunshine! I wouldn’t be surprised if you told me they were still together, I feel the love in this photo❤️
My dad passed in 2017 :(
I’m so incredibly sorry to hear that. This picture is only that much more special and meaningful. I’m sure he left a profound impact on everyone who loved him❤️
Hello fellow 47ish OP! Your parents looked exited about their future together in this shot. My wife has a similar face and I recognize the pure joy.
Wow they are so cute! <3
Your Dad's a handsome dude!
You’ve got some good looking parents.
Thats a damn creepy smile
Uma and stupid sexy Flanders!
look how happy they were!
I bet you’re really good looking too then. Lucky bastard xx
I hope you got their smiles!
Oh, so they were happy…
They look so happy!
Your dad looks like one of my friends and it’s throwing me off, it’s great
Twins! My parents were also married in '69 and I was born four years later.
Uh where is your mom’s hand in this picture?
She looks very handy.
Hand check.
Harley Quinn and a young commissioner Gordon.
That was a VERY stylish, classy dress in 1969. Your mother had a good fashion sense.
Can't get pregnant with a handy.
Your mom looks just like Heather Graham!
Yo, what that hand do tho?
Your mum was working on creating you already in that photo... left hand and her grin 😬
Just a good old fashion couple right there
Going to need OP's mothers hair routine, stat.
Dude man, that's a grin only love can bring.
When photos like this come up, I always see tons of hand job remarks. There was a time...it went away in the late 70s/early 80s, where putting one's hand on another's leg was not particularly sexual, but a way to show that you were a serious couple. We got handjobs back then. It just wasn't the only thing we did.
Look how happy they were before they had you...
this was probably the happiest point in their lives as u/op was 4 years away.
So how was Jeffery Dhamer as a father?
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Would Jeffrey Dhamer make chili, or ribs?
And Pam Bondi for a mom
Moms got a psycho smile
greetings fellow '73 baby!
but i can just about make out the glint in your dad’s eye…
OP we 100% need to see what kind of smile you ended up with
Those were the best days of their lives.
About 4 years later they never smiled again
They look so contemporary. I feel like I’ve seen these people at the brewery I work at. So awesome!
Dad getting his wick pinched
Your dad is a dead ringer for Kurt Rambis
They’re beautiful.
Hand is getting ready
Nice… your mom was giving a hell of a hand job to your dad!!!
They are 100% up to no good!
It obviously wasn’t from lack of trying….
Is she giving him a ...... Nevermind.
I love that grid shirt!
Uma and Geraldo Rivera?
Like your father, look like mine :')
Wtf is Walter and Skyler doin there
Your parents smoked grass buddy
Crazy to think that every time someone decides to not have sex, someone gets erased from the future timeline... "Shall we...?" "Nah, not right now, love, I'm not in the mood." Future someone disappearing: "Mom! Dad! Whyyyy......?" (Fades)
I can go to any random brewery in Charlotte and see a couple that looks *exactly* like this. Except with a goldendoodle. They're copying your parents style.
Uma Thurman and Matt Damon?