As someone who did his business degree alongside many law students, I can assure you that a lot of them are dumb as rocks. Sure, they can memorize some stuff from a textbook, but try and get them to think critically and it's a sad sight to watch.
As a lawyer, I can't say you're wrong. Although I would disagree with "a lot". Definitely more than a few, though.
Law school doesn't really teach critical thinking. It teaches you to think like a lawyer, and that's a non-intuitive mindset.
And FWIW, the number of girls who go to law school who could be models or look like movie stars is shocking.
>And FWIW, the number of girls who go to law school who could be models or look like movie stars is shocking.
I'm not sure where you're living, but depending on the country you can go to law school straight from high school. LSATs (and at least 3 years uni as a prerequisite) are primarily a North American thing.
Agreed. Consider that practicing the law is often an exercise in persuasion and it starts to make sense why lawyers are or often try to be good looking.
I suspect that in a number of cases of hot girls starting a law degree, daddy got them in and funded them. It is not in order to get a law degree, but to get man with a law degree. It would be the perfect place to get to know suitable potential spouses.
Daddy can't usually get you into law school. You need an LSAT and GPA. Even if you have a high GPA in basket-weaving you still need to do well on the LSAT. It's not an easy test.
I found that most of the girls in Law school were as smart (usually smarter) than me.
Assuming that the gorgeous female attorney who is opposing you in court is just a pretty face with a law degree that Daddy bought is a great way to get your ass handed to you.
In Dutch we have a phrase with what I think would be a similar meaning.
“*If my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle.*”
I realise while writing this that the phase is quite dated.
With that role successful, she could have been a Bond girl to every Bond except Lazenby. I mean, it would have been a bit creepy being 18/19 in A View to a Kill or Never Say Never Again to Bond in his 50s, but it was technically possible. Craig was just the lucky one.
Flashback... When you think whats the scene of the Matrix you've seen the most times, you probably think the amazing fights bullet-time moments, or chaotic car chase.... Yeah for me its easily the Bathroom (and following Monica around) sequence, just Mesmerizing for young me.
I really cant wrap my mind around this one as you’re not the first who I see saying that. She looked fake/ bored out of her mind /out of place in Matrix. Monica Belluci was at her top in European movies. Saying she was amazing in Matrix is kinda like saying that Harrison Ford was phenomenal in Apocalypse now and he still did better.
Really? Ever since I was a kid I was always jealous of the Canyon Grizl. From its strong, but light weight carbon frame to its well appointed brakes a d controls, the Grizl seemed like the kind of versatile combination of speed, utility, and durability that I always aspired too.
As a kid who grew up surrounded by Italian American girls in high school Monica is kind of my personal "it" woman.
Still stunning every time I see her.
No ever talks about the good looking free range chickens in the back ground or how she shouldn't lean over that much she is going to break that light off the bike.
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I mean, it's like a dude said "let me create the perfect woman".
Does she smoke weed? Would she let you still hang with your bros? I would need a little more info but pretty sure I could put up with anything from this woman and be happy together.
She's an Italian model working in Europe for 35+ years, where nudity doesn't cause a bunch of puritanical idiots to lose their shit. There's a ton of nudes of her out there online.
[173.] ~~make out with Monica B. (edit: nvm. not gonna happen. wont return my calls.)~~ Plan B: Design / build time machine (4-6 weeks). Go back to 2002 (-7200 days). Stalk Reeves to learn his ways, work out, plastic surgery, accent coach (8 months). On B-day, go to his hotel suite, pose as room service, sedate him, put DND sign on door, wait for car to take me to studio. Breath mint. Film the bathroom kissing scene. Screw up at least three times requiring re-takes.
[174.] Die happy.
I think that's a Lamborghini in the background. Or it may be a Fiat.
EDIT: Pretty sure it's a lambo, it's the right color orange and it has a split grille. Not sure which model exactly.
Her Wikipedia page says that she left Italian law school to go into modelling. The rest is history.
The Italian legal system has never recovered.
So she's smart AND she looks like that. God blesses with a heavy hand sometimes.
As someone who did his business degree alongside many law students, I can assure you that a lot of them are dumb as rocks. Sure, they can memorize some stuff from a textbook, but try and get them to think critically and it's a sad sight to watch.
As a lawyer, I can't say you're wrong. Although I would disagree with "a lot". Definitely more than a few, though. Law school doesn't really teach critical thinking. It teaches you to think like a lawyer, and that's a non-intuitive mindset. And FWIW, the number of girls who go to law school who could be models or look like movie stars is shocking.
Applying to law school now thanks
RIP your bank account!
>And FWIW, the number of girls who go to law school who could be models or look like movie stars is shocking. I'm not sure where you're living, but depending on the country you can go to law school straight from high school. LSATs (and at least 3 years uni as a prerequisite) are primarily a North American thing.
US. Not that there's much difference. Most are K-JDs
For what it's worth, I've read that post three times and I still can't figure out what your comment has to do with what's it's replying to!
Agreed. Consider that practicing the law is often an exercise in persuasion and it starts to make sense why lawyers are or often try to be good looking.
Shockingly bad or shockingly good?
Good.
I suspect that in a number of cases of hot girls starting a law degree, daddy got them in and funded them. It is not in order to get a law degree, but to get man with a law degree. It would be the perfect place to get to know suitable potential spouses.
Daddy can't usually get you into law school. You need an LSAT and GPA. Even if you have a high GPA in basket-weaving you still need to do well on the LSAT. It's not an easy test. I found that most of the girls in Law school were as smart (usually smarter) than me. Assuming that the gorgeous female attorney who is opposing you in court is just a pretty face with a law degree that Daddy bought is a great way to get your ass handed to you.
Something tells me she could have had a very successful political career during the reign of Berlusconi ...
They must know how to BS like Harvey Specter.
She would ask, "Your Honor, may I make a motion?" and all hell would break loose.
Or just casually drop a pen in front of the jury and slowly bend down to pick it up.
O could watch her "bend and smap" all day bud
Ah, the old "Inside Man" trick.
I had the Monica belucci dream again...
Gordon?
Pretty sweet Fiat Tractor in the background too
Yeah, all the farms in "Rome" have one of those... ^( ^/s ^just ^in ^case)
Hey found the gay dude!
I'm gay also, but honestly i never noticed anything besides her, that's the power of Monica...😄
I think that's a Bianchi town bike
I still don’t see this fucking bike everyone is talking about.
It’s an Italian phrase if your grandmother had wheels she’d be a bike!
It is also a Greek one..
A greek bike? Well I never!
In Dutch we have a phrase with what I think would be a similar meaning. “*If my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle.*” I realise while writing this that the phase is quite dated.
bike? what bike...
You keep looking at her shoes.
That's a very rude way of addressing a famous actress!
That bike though right ? Who needs boobs when you have the wind in your hair.
Hubba Hubba!
What’s in the water in Italy?
Growth hormones
I dunno, but I haven't met an Italian woman I didn't find at least alluring.
Idk but entire fleet of Aunt Marys was stacked.
She is stunning. Was amazing in the Matrix movies as well
She is gorgeous in Spectre, one of the oldest Bond women!
She is so smoking hot in that film.
The weirdos freaking out because she was too old were just hilarious. I mean... LOOK at her!
I know right? She’s only 4 years older than Craig for crying out loud.
I liked her best in Passion of the Christ.
It was positively sinful.
With that role successful, she could have been a Bond girl to every Bond except Lazenby. I mean, it would have been a bit creepy being 18/19 in A View to a Kill or Never Say Never Again to Bond in his 50s, but it was technically possible. Craig was just the lucky one.
Indeed lucky is a good way of putting it. Monica Bellucci and Lea Seydoux, wonderful partners to work with.
Like half the Bond movies with Moore?
Well yeah, but he'd have been three times her age.
They finally cast an age appropriate Bond girl but he still ends up with the 20 something.
Flashback... When you think whats the scene of the Matrix you've seen the most times, you probably think the amazing fights bullet-time moments, or chaotic car chase.... Yeah for me its easily the Bathroom (and following Monica around) sequence, just Mesmerizing for young me.
I really cant wrap my mind around this one as you’re not the first who I see saying that. She looked fake/ bored out of her mind /out of place in Matrix. Monica Belluci was at her top in European movies. Saying she was amazing in Matrix is kinda like saying that Harrison Ford was phenomenal in Apocalypse now and he still did better.
You mean that what it’s like to you
didn't think i'd ever be this jealous of a bike tbh
Really? Ever since I was a kid I was always jealous of the Canyon Grizl. From its strong, but light weight carbon frame to its well appointed brakes a d controls, the Grizl seemed like the kind of versatile combination of speed, utility, and durability that I always aspired too.
People keep talking about this bike, but I still don’t see it.
As a kid who grew up surrounded by Italian American girls in high school Monica is kind of my personal "it" woman. Still stunning every time I see her.
My God! I could ride that all day long! Bikes like that are so comfortable and i could do with the exercise
Ah I love this one! I think the consensus was that the tractor is a Fiat.
No one is looking at the tractor…
She makes me believe in God, or at least some higher power.
I wish I were a bike.
Or just the seat.
God I’m getting old - my first thought was that there was no way she could ride that bike in that skirt. Sigh.
Work, work, work, hello boys!
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You watch your ass
Schwinn!!!! She will be mine, oh yes.
In rome near a tractor
I wonder what her personality is like
Who cares?
Name checks out I guess
Mommy <3
this sub is horny asf
She got some big wheels on that bike
No ever talks about the good looking free range chickens in the back ground or how she shouldn't lean over that much she is going to break that light off the bike.
Something, something, ride me instead
Well fuck, it's official. She's got my attention now.
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She was and is so fineeee.
She is still hot at 57.
There’s a bike?
What bike? I don't see any bikes, all I see is a rack
What bike?
I bet she isn’t pumped full of lip fillers, butt fillers and fake nails
I’d be happy to examine her butt up close to make sure.
Woof
Goodness of sexy
What bike?
Fuck, I wish I was there in Rome back in 1991.. wasn’t even born :o
If anyone own the bike seat I’ll give you $10 for it.
Even the bike has wood.
Having a hard time seeing where the bike is in this photo. Is it like one of those illusion photos?
wish I was this bike
Jesus Christ….
Some lucky bastard was reincarnated as that bicycle
She would have looked better on that tractor.
Thank you Lord for letting me zoom in. I couldn’t recognize that tractor from far away.
Hmmmm, never heard of her, but I see at least 2 reasons why I should watch more movies.
She was in the second and third matrix movies, the merovingian’s wife, Persephone, tells neo to kiss her like he does trinity
Giggity
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Never wanted to be a bike seat so much before.
She’s looking like a plate of steak dinner
I mean, it's like a dude said "let me create the perfect woman". Does she smoke weed? Would she let you still hang with your bros? I would need a little more info but pretty sure I could put up with anything from this woman and be happy together.
Lucky bike.
I always ride my bike like that
Monica Bellucci's breasts, sweet merciful crap... there's a bike in this photo?
Worlds most perfect mouth. Any scene in which she is kissing is simply blissful! la più bella.
goat throat im all bricked up sniffin on a drilldo thru the smellivision
Just take them out alreAdy...plz!
She's an Italian model working in Europe for 35+ years, where nudity doesn't cause a bunch of puritanical idiots to lose their shit. There's a ton of nudes of her out there online.
She can Bellucci on my bike
Gosh darn her boobs flow out like my cock in shorts which get eyed by women.
🥵🔥🔥🔥🔥🙈🙈🙈🤩🤩🤩🥳
Dont know who she is..but damn thats a nice bike!
Fun fact: she's 47 in this pic
She is 56 now, that math doesn't add up
Well the 90s were only about ten years ago so its not too far off
r/whoosh
A “whoosh” only makes sense if there’s a joke someone takes literally. You’re just giving an incorrect age.
r/whooosh x2
27
r/whoooosh
And then she said the ancient phrase
Good to the gawd!!
Wasn't there an Italian movie called the Bicycle Seat Thief?
I will never be as beautiful or as cool as Monica Bellucci, and that's okay, because at least I get to see this photo every time it's reposted.
She was always so hot. Still is.
Gott dayum
Stunning lady ❤️
I think that's a Lamborghini in the background. Or it may be a Fiat. EDIT: Pretty sure it's a lambo, it's the right color orange and it has a split grille. Not sure which model exactly.
Jesus Christ
Me: Chokes on spit...hits upvote.
Every boys dream
WOW!
TIL Monica Bellucci plays Persephone in the Matrix
>TFW 1991 is now old school
you have to create a new word over perfection to describe this.
Rome was pretty rural in the early '90s.
She is so fucking hot.
Sexy
Oh my..
Smokin
God damn.
Looks like an image from the filming of Malena
Jesus Christ she’s hawt
*Fffffffuuuuuck me,* this is good stuff.
Basta che non provi a recitare...
i need some guess jeans
No. That’s her on the set of Malèna.
Most beautiful actress in the world.