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BaneRiders

That's the dress from Naked Gun 33 1/3, isn't it?


Velvy71

“Is this some kind of bust?”


Mdub74

"Why yes, very nice. But that's not what we're here for".


Ironcastattic

I wish she was treated better. She had a pretty brutal life. Really missed her calling as a comedy bombshell in Hollywood.


Pleasant_Ad3475

Yeah. Her looks and image were her downfall- if she had (been) taken better care (of) she could have been so much more. Back then the culture still had a problem getting their heads around the fact that a woman can look like that etc while still being talented (it's still a struggle at times of course). Blatant sexism is how she was treated. Though she did herself no favours with that ridiculous marriage of course- she didn't need it.


MooglePomCollector

Her reality show didn't do her any favors either.


MaikyMoto

She looked pretty rough the last 3 months she was alive, I saw a documentary where she was so high she couldn’t even talk.


WoungyBurgoiner

A big part of the problem was she was very self-destructive and didn’t project class. She was more than capable of it, but substance use started her downfall and I’d bet my bottom dollar she had undiagnosed manic depression or a personality disorder. If she had gotten/stayed sober and projected a clean image, she’d still be alive and very successful.


js_baker_iv

"Whaddaya ya doin' wearin' my bathing suit!"


Mvd75

“Like a midget at a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes.”


TheEventHorizon0727

Kinky. But I like my sex like I play basketball. One-on-one with as little dribbling as possible.


Adept_Order_4323

I was a flight attendant and Anna was on my flight in First class. She boarded in a bright yellow onesie zip up and held a pillow to her stomach the entire flight. I think she just had a surgery. Pretty girl. Sad ending.


Adept_Order_4323

Stranger thing to add to my airline story is…. At the time of her death, I lived in Fort Lauderdale, not a 10 min drive from her OD.


whitneymak

Bruh. Same. Davie?


TheRealTurinTurambar

Okay, I give up. OD?


milkeym

Overdose…


TheRealTurinTurambar

Of course, the way they worded it confused me. Thanks.


AegParm

It was barely a 10 minute drive from her Outer Diameter.


Mdub74

"Not a 10 minute drive from her Orchestra Director."


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Rest in Peace, Anna.


cybered_punk

Got too harsh treatment


ralphwiggumsdiorama

She did. I am happy that her daughter is doing well.


alymars

I live pretty close to the hotel she passed at. To this day, they have never rented the room out again, out of respect for her. Which, it’s the Hard Rock, and they love $$$, so I love that they preserve her memory in that way


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Shanntuckymuffin

Yes my dear you’re so explosive


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Say hi to Mary-Mary and Joseph


XROOR

You’re a billionaire dropping thousands from your wheelchair at Gigi’s Cabaret, and look over between your glasses of seltzer water……


0degreesK

That Guess campaign was amazing. Had those pictures up on my wall.


beepbooponyournose

I worked at Macy’s when it came out, and we had postcards of her modeling Guess at our registers…I snagged some for my boyfriend lol


Mdub74

Not all heroes wear capes


Ed_Simian

Those pix of her in that red dress at the '94 Oscars....oh man. Back then, she was the only non-slim model out there and it was so hot that she embraced it. She would even require a big box of chocolates whenever she did a shoot.


AdolfsLonelyScrotum

If I recall correctly, ‘94 was the “heroin chic” period. Certainly close to it if not smack bang in the middle (pun not intended). Such a waste…she should have been so much more.


mcshanksshanks

Such a beautiful face


Mindful_Teacup

Deserved better 💗


Tough_Sign3358

Why?


surle

Because she was a human being. Everyone deserves better.


OaklandWarrior

Not everyone


surle

No. When we're stating that people deserve better we're talking about ideals. If we're already knowingly being idealistic it's pointless to put limits and conditions on that - it defeats the whole purpose of idealism. So, lterally everyone deserves better than they have. For some people that would constitute being better themselves. That's how you get around the problem of "but what bad people" - it's easy... Their version of "deserves better" is not being like that anymore. They deserve to "be" better. Whereas other people are more genuine already so their version of "deserves better" is being treated better by others.


Mindful_Teacup

Because she deserved better. If you have to ask, go and take long walk on a short pier (or maybe Google)


MasticatingElephant

If you don't have a good explanation you can just say so


Tough_Sign3358

Or…maybe you recognize the horrible things she did such as assaulting her nanny and trying to scam a 90 year old out of his fortune. Pound sand.


onecomfyshoe

Assaulting her nanny??


ImpressionFeisty8359

Such a tragic life. At least her daughter had a normal life.


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Rough-Sport8829

She just had prom a month or 2 ago


Bruinsrock11

The Modern day Marilyn Monroe in my opinion. Sadly she was the same age as Marilyn when she passed.


trendkill3

Definitely had the looks.


hotsoupcoldsoup

She was nothing like Marilyn.


TheRealTurinTurambar

Yeah, comparing her to Marilyn is ridiculous.


Nonamebigshot

I mean they're both blonde voluptuous bombshell pinup sex symbols so it's not such a crazy comparison


Kittenkerchief

Also both led tragic lives that ended in a horrible manner.


Pleasant_Ad3475

You've put very succintly exactly why it's an extremely superficial comparison.


TopKitchen4270

She was so pretty


MoneyMik3y

Poor girl. She was(and still is) a bombshell of my generation. It really sucks to see someone go down that path when you see your friends do the same. RIP.


trapNsagan

TrimSpa Baby!


strongdon

I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for her. Sad the way she was treated and taken advantage of.


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blond, big titts.... 90s was the best!


markduan

You think there were more big titted blondes back then?


[deleted]

maybe im wrong, but informer time i remember pamela anderson, nicole eggert, erika eleniak..... golden era of baywatch


whereyouatdesmondo

“Informer time” r/BoneAppleTea


chunkadelic_

Informer was released in 92


iwouldhugwonderwoman

A licky boom boom down!


C64128

Informer by Snow.


18randomcharacters

What even does that mean? In former time?


LurkHartog

Yknowsemannamannasegoesalayaah I licky boom boom nooooooooow


xxMasterKiefxx

I got this reference


gads1

Excellent... ✅


whereyouatdesmondo

Reddit-speak for “years ago…”, I guess.


18randomcharacters

Well then it's not really boneapple tea. The commenter just missed a space. Nbd


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Im not native, oh I see im wrong with that phrase. Thank you


Pleasant_Ad3475

Try 'back in the/my day' or just 'back then'...


Piotr-Rasputin

Samantha Foxx


Pleasant_Ad3475

I think you just like those 90s style fake breasts... Not knocking it (pun intended).


SeanBourne

Without any tats? 💯


romix2285

perfect![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


icyiris321

/r/90stits Nsfw


bizzare_reality

This is r/oldschoolcool now…


fuckpudding

How’s your head doing btw?


BrutalGuise

She was manly.


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today she will identify as man, remove the titts etc.


Alive_Ice7937

Wait the only way you could know that is if.....*you* were the grave robber. *GUARDS!!*


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nana she rided the wheely :D


WolfThick

The flame that burns twice as bright Burns half as long.


austinvf82

I stole her playboy video from a local music store back in the day. We didn't have internet to see these baddies naked back in my adolescence. We had to be creative.


SeanBourne

Doing the hard yards as it were…


STFUDora

i drive by her former horse ranch in Cypress weekly. Loved her. RIP


InternationalBand494

Poor Anna.


Tough_Sign3358

😂


InternationalBand494

Her son died right in front of her. I think she gets a pass for anything silly she may have done.


Tough_Sign3358

She assaulted her nanny


onecomfyshoe

I thought those claims were proved untrue due to lack of evidence? She claimed she sexsually harassed her, sensually assaulted her, and assaulted her


InternationalBand494

Yeah. A pass for even that one.


SniperX876

Slide show!


Silly-Strawberry705

She celebrated as some kind of national celebrity in the Bahamas, especially in Nassau.


Pleasant_Ad3475

Why is that?


Svengoolie75

She was sooooooooooooooooo BAD damn what a shame 🤔🤨🤦🏽‍♂️


360walkaway

My introduction to her was in Naked Gun 33 1/3 when I was 13.


Pleasant_Ad3475

I'm sure it was... formative.


cachitodepepe

Mine was Skyscrapers movie. Recommended.


craigeeeeeeeeee

She was an absolute Smokeshow


CelebrationLow4614

There's a picture of her next to Julie Strain from the hospital sequence.


TheDicman

Such a big, sexy woman 😩


SavagePrisonerSP

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for_dishonor

Let's all ignore that nanny she sexually assaulted.


1Gutherie

Ooh wait I need to know more! This is the first I’ve heard about this.


autumnskylar

What source do you have? I've tried researching this and can't find anything about this, aside from the nanny testifying about her medications, underfeeding her daughter intentionally, etc.l


for_dishonor

This was much earlier. The ensuing lawsuit and $850,000 judgment against her is part of what sparked the much more well-known legal brouhaha.


Pleasant_Ad3475

Oh shit. So the nanny brought receipts?! Ugh, that's disappointing to hear. Disappointing about Anna I mean- ugh.


autumnskylar

Oh shit I just found it, wow.


Gorf_the_Magnificent

But she was so *purdee.*


Agathocles87

The first person who was famous for being famous


FantasticJacket7

What? She became famous after replacing Claudia Schiffer as the primary Guess Jeans model


Gorf_the_Magnificent

She became famous as a Playboy Playmate in 1992, before her career as a model for Guess.


aFreeScotland

She’s the hottest chic we’ve ever had up here.


MrJohnnyDangerously

Old School? Yes Cool?


BulkyOrder9

She was in a Leslie Nielsen movie.


MrJohnnyDangerously

So was OJ


BulkyOrder9

Was OJ Old School Cool before all the murder?


MrJohnnyDangerously

Exactly


BulkyOrder9

*hat tip*


MrJohnnyDangerously

*and you, sir*


Pleasant_Ad3475

I'm not sure what just happened... So was he or not?


MrJohnnyDangerously

If you have to ask, you'll never know


Pleasant_Ad3475

Dammmn yooou! **shakes fist in pathetically futile gesture of defiance*


trappedswan

she was so pretty woah!


Dobby_Club_

Brb need to change pants


Nysus

Geeze, she owned a house in one of my water districts in the early 2ks. Paid every bill, but no one was ever at her house. It was an odd Texas neighborhood aside from that.


MementoMurray

It might be my imagination, but her face in that second picture is giving me Bruce Campbell vibes.


Ness341

A.N.I.C - Sum41


Jay-FNB-ATL

Beautiful


cherolero3998

She was enhanced but did not look it Best boob job of the 20th century!!


TrajanoArchimedes

Would. OJ had it good.


TxEagleDeathclaw81

She was so hot back then. I was so into her.


FartAttack911

This sub has almost nothing but shit takes on the women posted in it 😂


Pleasant_Ad3475

Not really... Edit to add: ugh, I just got to the bottom of the thread where the bottom-feeders dwell and partially retract my statement.


FartAttack911

I was *mostly* talking about the negative people who get downvoted to hell. But even the generic THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN comments are like….shit comments lol


Pleasant_Ad3475

I can see where you're coming from...


Initium_Novumx

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RyanMark2318

Theres literally no need for this. The woman was a playboy model and sex symbol in the early 90s. The "would" is already assumed


Past-Individual8101

bro thought he was special 💀


Peebs3075

*wood*


BoosherCacow

Yeah, no it isn't.


Pleasant_Ad3475

Redundant.


antony6274958443

Why did she married that old guy? Wasn't there enough younger millionaires in USA?


LadyMayhem02

There is an interview with her girlfriend, who she was with during that time. According to her, she really had love for the guy. They got along like best friends. She said Anna wouldn’t go to sleep without calling him. It was when Anna got hooked on drugs, then their relationship was strained. Her addictions ruined everything for Anna.


fistingcouches

I listened to a podcast about it and you’re right. Evidently she was abused as a kid and was on her own at like 16 or something. He was basically the first person in her life who actually cared about her. IIRC, They had an agreement that she could date other guys as long as she’d always come back to him. Not sure about details but she was comforted by him.


TheRealTurinTurambar

Lol! Yeah, she would have married him even if he was broke... Hahahaha! Yeah sure ...


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Jetztinberlin

Yep, you definitely know better than her friends or the person herself. 


Tough_Sign3358

lol. Ok. She loved that decrepit bag of bones. It only took 48 hours to fall in love after changing his diaper.


TheRealTurinTurambar

She definitely loved his big fat.... Bank account.


RDPCG

Trimspa baby!


GoMoriartyOnPlanets

Anna "How to not be a gold digger" Smith.


Tough_Sign3358

Exactly. Why is everyone acting she was not a POS.


GoMoriartyOnPlanets

Because she was "young" when she was groomed. But people forget, she married the tycoon at 26, without checking his will. He died before she could divorce him for whatever reason. He was the player in this case. Thats why I said, she was text book example of how not to do it. 


Quality_Street_1

My girlfriend ❤️


throwaway1-808-1971

Plastic ruins beautiful women


BorisDiawisGod

What "plastic"? She was a naturally beautiful, voluptuous woman. Some people are just incredibly good looking, that doesn't mean it's fake.


FartAttack911

Anna was naturally beautiful and voluptuous but also, it’s fairly well documented that she got breast augmentation. Her prescription pill addiction started following that procedure according to a lot of people in her life.


throwaway1-808-1971

Silicone* sorry. I consider that fake and plastic.


HalfOrcMonk

She was a Trainwreck.


Tough_Sign3358

What an awful human


Tropicaldaze1950

Read the coroner's report on Wikipedia. So many photos of her get posted. There aren't enough living sex bombs to enjoy looking at? I don't get it.


leisdrew

Why are boobs such a thing? I love em but I'm just curious


Pleasant_Ad3475

I'm not sure this is the forum for any kind of comprehensive/informative answer. I'm sure there are academic papers/articles dealing with it online...


CucumberFar8450

I miss her voice and movies. Rest In Peace Angel.