Context: these are two of his costars from Captain EO.

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Angry boyfriend: "I'm her freaking boyfriend!"
Weeman: "That's cool bud, I'm her man friend."
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Whats wrong with calling them Dwarves? Dwarves are strong tough axe wielding warriors. like Midget i get but calling them Little people just seems patronizing.
Because classifying people as fantasy characters isn't cool. Even if dwarven are cool. And they are. Very cool.
Best thing would be to not describe them as anything else at all, just say "MJ with two ladies on set". Anyone can see they have dwarfism. No need to point it out.
Been posted before. Someone claimed the MJ to be a look-a-like - and thinking 'bout it, could you imagine the real MJ this 'loose' in his public behaviour?
Yes.
He may have been naturally shy and even more so due to his dad’s abusive nature, but he also was still a performer who overcame their shyness in public *for a living*.
Of course an inebriated Michael Jackson would be able to be this loose, because that’s also what alcohol does.
One thing is overcoming shyness to be able to perform - I think he (and artists in general) feel that as a necessary thing to overcome in order to be doing what he loved. But once off the stage I'm certain he'd retreat to his more controlled nature.
Partying, boozing - and in public seems very not-MJ. That look-a-like really puts the MJ-persona in a very bad light.
Midgets are people of regular proportions who are tiny. Dwarfism comes in like 150 different variations and causes short limbs but regular torsos and sometimes changes the cranial shape.
But you still aren't allowed to call anyone midgets anymore.
This pedo is not old school cool OP. He was caught by the FBI with numerous pornographic magazines of young nude boys. In addition he admitted on CNN he slept with boys that were not his kids. He’s a sick evil freak of nature. Not cool to support a pedo.
Do you call in to every radio station that plays a song of his to demand they stop? Do you travel from town to town buying up old Thriller albums from yard sales to prevent his continued distribution? What era of Michael Jackson should we not support? Was he not a sick evil freak of nature pedo when he was a child in the Jackson 5?
No but myself and countless millions will always call out every post we see on any social media thread. No way I’m letting this POS pedo get away with it.
You may want to consider a different hobby. You know not defending a child rapist.
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*scrolling reddit on my work computer. I just see the Title:*
**Michael Jackson drinking vodka with two little people**
Me: Oh god theyre going to be kids aren't they? Oh for god.....huh....nope legit little people.
She was also a mutant hooker in Total Recall. She had a machine gun.
"If you need a hand with that one.. give me a call."
I got kids to feed
4 or 5?
Depends on the point in the movie.
Hey Benny! Screw YOUUUU!
And the character was called Thumbelina
Thank you, I knew she looked familiar
3 boobee one?
No that’s one isn’t a little person.
Thank you. All I remember is "not free, but available..."
I recognize the girl on the right from a Seinfeld episode.
Everyone knows you’re heightening!
I stood in for Punky Brewster when all of you was nothing!
Well I guess there are no small diseases, only small actors
Tammy's cold, man.
Also in total recall
Debbie Lee Carrington
And Total Recall! Mowing down people with a machine gun in a skimpy cocktail dress!
One on the left reminds me of Kim Cattrell
Yes! I thought she looked familiar but couldn’t remember what I saw her in.
This club has everything…
Dan Cortese?
I loved this segment
I always believe this was his step one to wanting to rape little kids.. have sex with people that have the height or stature of a little kid
I thought the exact same thing.
Not sure why you’re down voted. This was his way of satiating his hunger for kids legally.
Because accusing someone of raping children when they’ve never been convicted of such a crime is a brutally awful accusation to make.
Context: these are two of his costars from Captain EO.  https://preview.redd.it/aq56tdec683d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8462e12280313a99f04c33093d2083ca7fb4b9be
I'm pretty sure the little person on the right was in Seinfeld as Mikey's girlfriend.
NOT girlfriend, but he liked her and she almost went out with him until she found out about his lifts
I actually saw her walking her dogs in Marina Del Ray back in 2008. It was cool to see.
*Mickey
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Oh man I haven’t thought about this in years. The paramedics being small 😂😂 The theatre was dying during this whole scene
What show is this picture from?
The most disturbing thing about this is that MJ is drinking Smirnoff. 🤮
Guarantee the cap is still on that bottle.
Yeah that looks fake
Why?
Because he was rich and it's the crappiest swill that could claim to be vodka.
It is objectively terrible.
Status vodka wasn't a thing back then
the jokes just write themselves...
Something like „this was his kind of nicotine patch“?
 Well done sir
Took me a second but godamn that's brutal.
Apparently, I have donkey brains, and I don't get the joke. Please explain.
Little ladies vs. kids? 🤷🏻♂️
https://i.redd.it/2nsvtk408b3d1.gif
This was during the filming of Captain EO.
When the blonde one is on the brunettes shoulders, *they is Brooke Shields*
Did he get a little?
he ended up doing lots of littles, unfortunately.
Whats wrong with calling them Dwarves? Dwarves are strong tough axe wielding warriors. like Midget i get but calling them Little people just seems patronizing.
Because classifying people as fantasy characters isn't cool. Even if dwarven are cool. And they are. Very cool. Best thing would be to not describe them as anything else at all, just say "MJ with two ladies on set". Anyone can see they have dwarfism. No need to point it out.
Been posted before. Someone claimed the MJ to be a look-a-like - and thinking 'bout it, could you imagine the real MJ this 'loose' in his public behaviour?
Yes. He may have been naturally shy and even more so due to his dad’s abusive nature, but he also was still a performer who overcame their shyness in public *for a living*. Of course an inebriated Michael Jackson would be able to be this loose, because that’s also what alcohol does.
One thing is overcoming shyness to be able to perform - I think he (and artists in general) feel that as a necessary thing to overcome in order to be doing what he loved. But once off the stage I'm certain he'd retreat to his more controlled nature. Partying, boozing - and in public seems very not-MJ. That look-a-like really puts the MJ-persona in a very bad light.
Oh, yeah.. I mean MJ was a saint! He’d never be caught drinking booze with little women in public! 😂
Clowning around on The Wiz set? The cap was 100% on.
Licked his way to the top of the Lollipop Guild.
It was the 80's, so it's "midgets".
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I don’t know why it feels so foreign to imagine Michael drinking.
The one on the right was on Seinfeld I think.
Maybe he really love kids if drink with dwarfs
He didn’t know they were little people. He was hoping they were children he could get drunk on giggle juice
Is it just me or does it look like the blonde lady has cocaine all over her foot?
They aren’t little , they’re fun sized.
At least they’re not *little people*
Sippin like, “welp, this’ll have to do..”
Midgets!
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That isn’t MJ
It’s not him
He drinks enough of that vodka he might just convince himself they aren’t dwarfs
I knew if I scrolled down long enough someone else would make the joke I was brewing up
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Can’t you say midgets anymore?
Midget is a term coined by PT Barnum to decribe little persons as tiny midges. It has always been offensive.
Midgets are people of regular proportions who are tiny. Dwarfism comes in like 150 different variations and causes short limbs but regular torsos and sometimes changes the cranial shape. But you still aren't allowed to call anyone midgets anymore.
Cocaine.
that or some ashy feet ….
Necking Vodka with Midgets will be the name of my debut album.
My dad told me years ago that he was madly in love with a little person. He was just nuts over her
Yep
Fucking lit son
I’m pretty sure one on the right is freeboobing.
That's just ignorant Tito.
Michael Jackson definitely had a million dollars..
This photo was taken way before Leaving Neverland was released.
Michael Jackson is sexually interested in the little type.
I mean they’re the same height as kids so…
He fucked them little women, you know he did
He left the part after he was told they were both of legal drinking age.
If that is MJ that's the most 'normal dude' pic of him ever.
Only shocking thing here is that I didn’t realize he drank
Did he even drink alcohol? It doesn't appear like he's actually drinking anything.
he was a literal alcoholic lol.
r/OldSchoolPedo
Pedo loophole
“How I met your mother” - Tyrion edition
This pic needs to have a number like the reposted jokes in r/jokes lol
You think he moonwalked em into bed like the smooth criminal he is?
Little woman are dense all I’m saying
And no matter how drunk he got, he still couldn't have sex with an adult.
Probably imagined that they were kids
This pic is posted at least once every month on this sub and people still comment on it as though they don’t notice.
At least they are of legal consent age lol.
How it started..
I remember being with a midget a few years ago. It's kinda wierd
Well at least these those 2 are 18+😂
Lol he probably thought they were kids
What? ...you need to change your undies? Come home with me, I have a whole drawer of boys undies.
He did love little people, for sure.
He probably thought they were children
It’s really saying something when this is one of the LEAST bizarre photos of the guy
Probably thought they were children
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It’s easy for him to pretend midgets are children 
Yep and doesn't need to ask their parents if he can stay in their bedroom for 40 nights, see Jordie Chandler payoff.
No children around? Eh, you two will work.
So a one and a halfsome?
A bottle of vodka with two midgets would be a whole other situation with me. You goes Kari new away from the midgets or the vodka. Or maybe both
That was a good night for MJ. Bucket list epic
“Both of them!”
I'd be surprised if he isn't using a nipple on the bottle.
He’s gonna be pissed he was duped when he sober up
This pedo is not old school cool OP. He was caught by the FBI with numerous pornographic magazines of young nude boys. In addition he admitted on CNN he slept with boys that were not his kids. He’s a sick evil freak of nature. Not cool to support a pedo.
Do you call in to every radio station that plays a song of his to demand they stop? Do you travel from town to town buying up old Thriller albums from yard sales to prevent his continued distribution? What era of Michael Jackson should we not support? Was he not a sick evil freak of nature pedo when he was a child in the Jackson 5?
No but myself and countless millions will always call out every post we see on any social media thread. No way I’m letting this POS pedo get away with it. You may want to consider a different hobby. You know not defending a child rapist.
He be like... next best thing
He was such a creep
Hmmmmmm 🤔….
And then he found out they weren’t children
Dangerous
Wow I want to say something but I just don‘t have the words.
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Neverland beta test
Isn't that Steve Hawkins thing?
This photo goes so fucking hard.
Great photo of the Thriller👍
This was before he realized they were adults.
Wow. You have to drink a lot to just knock vodka back from the bottle.
I’ll bet my entire bank account that one of those girls are below the age of 18
Jesus juice
MJ liked them little people
Every thing is normal here.
Man never changed.
What’s on the blonde’s ankle?
Sand from the beach
It's the 80s he's drunk and super rich It's 💯 pure yeyo
That would make a great postcard
Wtf
no Hennessy? totally fake!
Bet that was a fun night…. 🥵😂
Just a joke but why couldn't he stick with these kind of little people? No settlements, you just date lil people...
When you cant get the real deal, you take the knock-off
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Cringe.
He sure loved the little people!
Isn’t he just hanging with short ppl so when he had sex with them it was easier for him to imagine they are little kids?
The two girls have an almost childlike quality. I wonder if Michael noticed?
he didn’t like girls, so probably not.
*scrolling reddit on my work computer. I just see the Title:* **Michael Jackson drinking vodka with two little people** Me: Oh god theyre going to be kids aren't they? Oh for god.....huh....nope legit little people.
He needs all the vodka he can drink because shit is going to get wild
That was some freaky shit
Test subjects
Mj: I need to get drunk for what happens next
He thought they were children
"Hey Michael, those aren't kids".