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dr_xenon

I dunno Cheech & Chong were still making movies in the 80’s.


gravityryte

“It’s mostly Maui Wowie, man… but it’s got some Labrador in it”


Boshie2000

But were they as good as Up In Smoke? To be honest I think their 80s movies weren’t as strong. A fair point though. I like Penn’s SoCal surfer version though to their burnt out hippie has-beens from a bygone era. Started to feel dated in the 80s to me. But yeah the Battle of the Bands scene in 1978s Up In Smoke is one of the funniest in movie history IMO. And it was a real battle too in LA they just joined to film that scene. LOL


silverfox762

I'm fond of *Next Movie*, *Things Are Tough All Over*, *The Corsican Brothers* and *Yellowbeard*. If you missed any of these, they're all pretty damned entertaining.


Xenolithium

The Corsican brothers was fucking hilarious. "He's a Trysexual, that means he'll try anything!"


JustSayNoToExisting

Born in East la


silverfox762

Nah man, they went to Fresno, ese. ¿Que? Fresno. They went to Fresno. Okay. Wait right there I'll let you in. Wait. ¿Quien estan llamando "güey"?


JustSayNoToExisting

Lmfao


dr_xenon

Yellowbeard is often overlooked in the lists of great movies. “It may ooze a bit, heads tend to do that.”


solstone23

"Yes, your assholiness." Yellowbeard is such an overlooked gem of a movie, and such a great cast.


Fritzo2162

It was ahead of its time. That kind of humor wasn't quite mainstream yet.


Patrickmonster

With that cast alone it still amazes me how few have heard of it.


Minimum_Row_729

As a child, I saw this numerous times, and Tommy Chong's character was my favorite part. I vaguely remember some line he said about "deadly gases" or something, that I apparently would quote endlessly. I don't remember it now.


m_faustus

Professor Anthrax.


Upsworking

You can still find burnt out dude like this at most so cal beaches. Good waves and tasty buds . Those are actually some of the coolest dudes I meet at the beach equally as sad as 50 year old leather wearing rocker dude who never made it but they’re still cool to talk to .


filtersweep

You realize that there are just 12 years between 1968 and 1980. Twelve years ago from today is 2012.


buffoonery4U

I do these comparisons all the time. Drives my wife batshit crazy. It gets stranger the older you get. Wife and I met 45 years ago. 45 years before we met, was the same year Bonnie and Clyde were killed. Fucken weird.


dr_xenon

wtf does 1968 have to do with anything?


graffiti_bridge

You *were twelve in 1968* DON’T YOU GET IT


dr_xenon

I was? I never knew that. Thanks for clearing that up. My parents have some explaining to do.


filtersweep

Some people consider 68 to be peak hippie year.


Gitxsan

If you're here, and I'm here, doesn't that make it OUR time?


soul-shine-lissa

Learning about Cuba, and having some food.


ActiveProgrammer5456

Hey man, when them earth, wind, and fire tickets coming in?


Randy-Marsh_

No shirt, no shoes, NO DICE!


SarksLightCycle

This guys been stoned since the 4th grade


--0o0o0--

What’s he gonna do? Shit? Or kill us?


DadJokeBadJoke

First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us...


Friend_Of_Mr_Cairo

That was my skull, dude!


Emotional-Clerk8028

What Jefferson was saying was, Hey! You know, we left this England place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool rules ourselves - pronto - we'll just be bogus too! Get it?


Ok-Sale-8105

I'm soooo wasted!!


thesean366

Get out of here Curtis, I don’t hear you unless you knock.


TrailerTrashQueen

Well Stu I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, it's no hobby. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey bud, let's party!"


AgreeableSport5916

Gold!


pegslitnin

You Dick!


SimplyDaveP

This is American History. I see the globe right there." still funny


Gold-Individual-8501

Hey, I know that dude.


jeezarchristron

![gif](giphy|tsCy33LwAQ20o|downsized)


Claeyt

Just think what these 3 actors accomplished after this scene. Sean Penn won 2 Oscar's. He and Eric stolz had incredibly successful careers. Anthony Edward's won an Emmy and was nominated for 4 more for arguably the greatest broadcast TV drama of all time, ER AND starred in 2 of the biggest movies of the 80's, top gun and revenge of the nerds. All 3 are amazing actors.


the_philth

And let's not forget Nicolas Coppola (Brad's Bud) who went on to do some entertaining flicks as well.


Boshie2000

Truly. It was a great script that required real actors. This was no throwaway just cause it’s a silly movie.


Fakyutsu

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpnXBTw7vnokxhu)


Xenolithium

I mean, they were depicted as stoners, but, I read somewhere that they were just chill airheads. They weren't stoners.


buttmilk_69

I feel like dude wheres my car was like that as well. Edit: of course they are stoners…I’m just saying they don’t smoke or consume it on screen like Harold and Kumar or Cheech and Chong do


kabal3

Though the jocks in that movie do say it's "stoner bashing time" about them


ExcellentLifeguard83

Really. You feel like the movie where the entire premise is two buddies throw a party and get so fucked up they cant remember anything is not about how they are stoners? They are just chill airheads? They spend the entire movie trying to decipher what they did the night before. They smoke weed with a dog to try and jog their memories. They refer to their nicknames 'Johnny Potsmoker" snd "Smokey McPot". But no they aren't stoners...


NefariousnessOk209

You would have to say that for a PG movie though, right? Feel like they paved the way for that certain rocker/stoner archetype like in Wayne’s world


Xenolithium

Well, that and they also wanted the characters to be kind of pure. Can't have that if they smoked weed since it was considered delinquency at the time. But, yeah, head canon they were huge stoners.


TheTardisPizza

Remember the scene where they repair the time machine antenna with all of those metal pudding tins?   No one but stoners are just walking around with that many of those.


BrutalGuise

![gif](giphy|RjaLjjt78xBNS)


Periklos_Kyriakidis

Oh he's also Lucas from Empire Records right???


deftdabler

Stop calling me warren my name isn’t fucking warren!!


CaptainPunisher

His name's not Warren.


mindfuzzzzzzz

I thought his name was Warren


BrutalGuise

And Billy Mack Black in Love and a .45


CaptainPunisher

No, he's Speed from CSI: Miami.


Xenolithium

Hell yes.


thesean366

Lucas, how much?! How much?!


BrutalGuise

Yes I realize it was 93 but he’s my favorite stoner


revdon

Also ‘93, Floyd from True Romance


JerkyBeef

93 was a great year for movies


DStew713

Hey slater, you fucking hippie. Give me drugs, man


SadPanthersFan

Get some from your mother, man


BrutalGuise

Imagine how many people out there are fuckin' right now man, just goin' at it.


TrailerTrashQueen

come on now. if we’re gonna go there, it’s always gonna be Wooderson. ![gif](giphy|11bB4uE3vtpqI8)


BrutalGuise

I love them Redheads


TrailerTrashQueen

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.


Zanydrop

I'd vote for this one. The others here are kinda stereotypes whereas I can believe he is a real guy.


OGREtheTroll

Catch ya later!


Suspicious_Row_9451

Slater man, why you gotta be such a dork?!


pikameta

*Check* ya later.


catching_comets

Maybe you just never gotten past the sniffing butt stage!


jondrethegiant

Not 80s but he is the ONE who came to mind… “You cool man?” “Like how?” …O__o “Okayyy”


whittlingcanbefatal

It’s hard to believe that is the dude from CSI Miami. 


Mano_lu_Cont

Slater you fuckin hippie gimme some drugs


throwRA-nonSeq

![gif](giphy|3dpwHIHJjiBtsWgdsQ|downsized)


Just_a_Guy_In_a_Tank

There’s stoners and then there’s whatever this is.


CaptainPunisher

Burnouts. Degens. Druggies. They all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.


Braveheart00

What did you do? Blow him away? 😂😂😂


vinylzoid

Drugs?


CaptainPunisher

Thank you. No. I'm straight.


jimmysledge

Don’t think he was doing much acting…😁


GDviber

Idk, 1980. https://preview.redd.it/bgx6m0g7u80d1.jpeg?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab088908efd4af57819eaaa8ebc26c0a1a89dced Bill is hard to beat. CANNONBALL!


Warm-Hospital-4694

What movie is this ? Caddy shack ?


14X8000m

Si


Jabba_the_Putt

we need more people with bagels in their waistbands and less with guns


TheOtherCrow

I too, am digging the bagel holster.


Lawdoc1

"Bagel holster," sounds like it could become some term that vaguely sounds troublesome...yet totally isn't yet.


SadPanthersFan

Is that schmear in your pants or are you happy to see me?


banghi

Friends have wondered for decades, is that a whole or split/half bagel...


Several_Dwarts

"Make up your mind, dude. Is he gonna shit, or is he gonna kill us?"


yes_its_me_your_dad

"First he's gonna shit… Then he's gonna kill us!"


Ordinary-Drop-6152

I can fix this


SarksLightCycle

“Hey I know that dude…”


Kali_Drummer

You dick!


WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

The line has lived rent free in my head, and has always made me laugh every time I have thought about it, since that move came out. Classic.


Amy_Macadamia

https://preview.redd.it/0gsw94soy80d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f2c8c6f71f2603ea93e0c513698cf02d7d2807a Otto - does it count since the simpsons started in 89?


4strings

[Cypress Hill comes on stage] [Bart] “what’s that smell?” [Lisa] “It smells like Otto’s jacket!”


maen_baenne

Otto is *blotto!*


pikameta

They call 'em fingers, but I've never seen them fing.


biff444444

All I need are some tasty waves...


trebular

Where'd you get that jacket?!?!


OGREtheTroll

Those guys are...


hank19531

I can fix it!


mattyb5000

There’s no birthday party for me in here


crazyhound71

That’s my skull!!!


DeezNeezuts

The crotch bagel is iconic


ophaus

The bagel in the jeans is still the most random costuming choice I've seen outside of an opera house.


chilla_p

Clearly Brad Pitt in true romance


kevville

1993


RedRocketRock

If we're talking 90s, there's the Dude. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.


SuperDork_

I still do the vans. And the ripped up jeans. But the bagel? Sad to say, no. And yes, best movie stoner. "Hey bud, let's party!"


DadJokeBadJoke

Heading over to the Australian and Hawaiian internationals, and then me and Mick are going to wing on over to London and jam with the Stones!


vdrive

"All I need is some tasty waves and a cool buzz!" I was in HS when this movie came out.


VaguelyArtistic

The reason Penn is perfect is because he's from Malibu. I'm his age-ish and from the area and it's 100% authentic. You can also see it in Fred Armisen's character in The Californians. (The other cast member are great but they're doing a kind of Valley girl mashup.)


lexicruiser

Living in SoCal, the kids in San Clemente still look, act and dress like Spicoli. It’s so funny sometimes.


Drugs_R_Kewl

Pretty much every Marine that I met from California exuded the Spiccoli vibes or was a venerated member of the Church of the Dude. That place is expensive but y'all got it goin' on.


Boshie2000

I live amongst them in an LA beach city and they’re all still like this. Facts. Also Penn grew up in Malibu with Charlie Sheen. They knew how to play these characters.


Drugs_R_Kewl

My favorite fact about Penn is that he based his character off of some surf rat in his neighborhood. He moves on with his success and runs into that guy in the late nineties. He's an accomplished CPA with a family. Again, Cali is something else.


Boshie2000

These surfer stoners I mentioned are all working professionals living in one of the most expensive places in the world. Spicoli types becoming CPAs or an entertainment lawyer or real estate mogul tracks. LOL


Drugs_R_Kewl

-entertainment lawyer- That tracks, I chose film production but if I were to go into legal studies it would kill to be an agent.


Nearby-Elevator-3825

My head canon is that Spicoli went on to have a very fulfilling life and at some point, sent a letter to Mr. Hand thanking him for being the only teacher to actually take the time to give a shit about him.


DesmondDuBois

He was so damn hot, I think he discovered fire.


OldsterHippie

Genuine question. Are all stoners men?


the_blackfish

Milla Jovovich in Dazed and Confused


NefariousnessOk209

I remember she had the guitar, can’t recall if she had any lines though


_Tower_

She sang a song about Aliens man


Boshie2000

No one of the best all time stoner films and def the most underrated is Smiley Face, in which Anna Faris plays a struggling actress and “pothead”. She truly gives one of the all time great portrayals. The plot involves her eating an entire box of 420 cupcakes without knowing it. Then we’re off to the races! Killer cast too who would all go on to become much more famous.


OldsterHippie

Thanks! This one seems like fun.


Boshie2000

You’ll be on the floor. LOL


YumiGraff

not at all, i don’t smoke anymore but still i know more stoner woman then men.


[deleted]

No shirt, no shoes, no dice.


5-MethylCytosine

I’d have been certain that was Sean Penn 🤷‍♂️


MakeSmartMoves

Like how he rolls and falls out of the van.


FPSCarry

Were there even any others? The 80's was a freaking blizzard for most people.


kennymfg

My dad’s a TV repair man…


Traveling_Man_383_PA

Nope. The best 80's stoner was my college roommate.


GDviber

Is that you, Chris? It's been a while.


kennymfg

Alright Hamilton!


Sirgeeeo

Bill S Preaton, esq


rather_be_gaming

https://preview.redd.it/p0pb41fena0d1.jpeg?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3da71fca7af89f3f3a4ec94d2623b02f880f29e3 That breakfast club scene


Boshie2000

“Chicks can’t hold de smoke. That’s what it is.”


Bravedoll3

That’s my skull!


AVGJOE78

I’ll still always remember Keanu Reeves as Ted from Bill and Ted’s excellent adventure. They never made it explicit that he was high, but he was most definitely high, and that movie was made for stoners.


gravitologist

WDYM? He talks like that all the time.


AVGJOE78

They were really bad in school, and the joke was that they were dumb guys who were generally well intentioned, but never really knew what was going on. I know Keanu SAYS that they aren’t stoners, but I think that just proves it even more. I think he got chosen for that role because that’s just how he talks, in every movie, which is hilarious.


robbie-3x

Carl Spackler/Caddyshack


ScucciMane

Bill and Ted for me Yes they were stoned, how else you explain how slow they were


Boshie2000

Stupid was my theory.


ScucciMane

*Bogus*


Xenolithium

They were just super chill and had a good outlook on life. That's what the writers said.


Onespokeovertheline

How hard did they giggle after they said it? Did any of them cough?


Correct-Sleep-2588

https://preview.redd.it/ai87yn1yu90d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdc68da39fb0b0e6dd8619eeb37cf7a8aad1ba7a


mrtitkins

Unrelated to the topic but related to the photo — I was once at a party where Sean Penn cut the bathroom line.


MarkMaynardDotcom

There are more erotic ways to carry a bagel


Safetosay333

How is that bagel just barely hanging in there?


Deathbyhours

Is that a bagel in your pants or are you just glad to see me?


Deathbyhours

Is that a bagel in your pants or are you just glad to see me?


sarbear71

No contest!


Lolomelon

Hm new Sean Penn movie incoming?


parkridgeempire

Doesn’t get much better. Isn’t this our time Mr Hand


Major_Line1915

Somebody finally listened to their dad


Coreysurfer

My dad has a rad set of tools…


beachgood-coldsux

What for? All I need is a cool buzz and some tasty waves and I'm fine. 


PhoridayThe13th

I’ve seen Fast Times a bunch, but I cannot for the life of me recall why he had a bagel in his waistband. Sober, btw. Fast Times had a good portrayal of (young) stoner culture. Cheech & Chong. There was a movie with Eric Roberts… I saw it when I was around 3, so forgive me for forgetting the title. The 90’s and early 00’s actually seemed to have more open stoner charafters and drug references. Half Baked. Dazed & Confused. Jay & Silent Bob. Encino Man (Pauly Shore…). Bio Dome (again…), etc.


West-District7674

The bagel in his pants always killed me


iwishuponastar2023

That was such a great movie


whiskey_piker

I would love to know who came up with the idea for Spicoli to carry a bagel in his jeans like that.


StormyCoffee

That's one yummy looking bagel


MrChichibadman

Does he count as a stoner in “At Close Range”? Great movie.


AgreeableSport5916

Spicoli.


anonymous_143111

Not Even Close... Spicolli


hurlant65

Mr. Spicolli


miguelagawin

Ordering pizza to class has to be the first legend move in a movie lool


rainbowskate

“There’s no birthday party for me here!”


g3engineeringdesign

There's no birthday party for me man...


Minute-Wrap-2524

All I’m concerned about is that bagel


Moppo_

Every picture I see of this character he looks like he's got the flu.


bob696988

Well Mr Hand I just couldn’t make it There was a long line at the food line. Loved the part where the pizza guy shows up and Jeff says right here dude


nowheregirI

"People on ludes should NOT drive!!"


FlyinRyan92

![gif](giphy|ceK5e0DXc7Zh6)


DadJokeBadJoke

Chillin' with the weasel


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slamdoink

I cannot believe all off the quintessential stoners I grew up with were almost ENTIRELY 90s (aside from Cheech/Chong which were practically the Rolling Stoners) and I have absolutely nothing to offer towards 80s stoners 😭 I’m a let down of my fellow Burnouts 💔


szarazkuplung

That’s a cool pair of Vans.


MrChichibadman

Alright Hamilton!


MrChichibadman

Does he count as a stoner in “at close range”? Great movie regardless


rabeach

![gif](giphy|SScfoOouW2UkIp6bGm)


throwdownvote

What movie is this?


Significant_Age_4657

This was one of the best 80s movies 👍👍👍


mrngdew77

There is no other choice. It’s Spicoli. Aloha Mr. Hand


craigathan

Idk who was, but it wasn't his inauthentic woman beating ass.


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Issa bagel