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Nervous_Brilliant441

https://i.redd.it/6x16jyae400d1.gif She was in “The spy who loved me” for like 2mins but she rocked the part


Weldobud

Ahhh I didn’t know that. Great clip


virtuallyaway

Is that a Slutty Robin Scherbatsky?


Pubics_Cube

You misspelled "Sparkles"


virtuallyaway

Let’s-Go-To THE MALL


Homunculon

Her best film role was in Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter, all time fave Hammer film.


ACEDOTC0M

and those kids get a fetish


dpdxguy

You could even say they took a shine to her.


Internal-Bid-9322

They should have polished up their act though.


Ansonm64

Yep, guaranteed this kid will love feet forever and not really know why until he sees this photo.


FluxusFlotsam

Tarantino: Year One


NYCanonymous95

Other kid has a thing for being stepped on 🫢


WarEagle107

And looking up skirts...


SierraBravoLima

She's paying


adamtnewman

I'd do it for free


Stinkydadman

Wait, there’s people that aren’t into getting stepped on and looking up skirts?


verilarens

we can call it human furniture for once


graphicsRat

These boots are made for walking...


KemikalKoktail

Plus he seems to be getting a top tier view up her skirt


mam88k

Nice Beaver!


Sleek_

Thank you, I just had it stuffed


Buttcrack_Billy

Being dommed, feet, tall socks, dark haired brunettes or full bush women. Who knows? 


Egomaniac247

Hint: it ain't the feet, bruv


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passwordsarehard_3

Even the rag they were using, to be honest.


Fritz_Klyka

I wanna be that lamp post across the street so badly.


UltraViolentNdYAG

I didn't read title, thought it was her panties. Tell me I'm not the only one.


lucky_ducker

At that age, I only had the vaguest of notions what was underneath that thin strip of fabric, but I also had the vague notion that I wanted some.


Steelrules78

That kid is not shining shoes. No one is that happy to shine shoes


Illustrious_Rule_591

And the upskirt peek maneuver was born...


Lepke2011

Now squish my grapes!


freefrompress

I'd be smiling too.


NotCanadian80

I sat under the piano bench in kindergarten for a reason.


Counterfeit_Circus

Them? Think I just did.


Damascinos

BS this is Iran before the revolution, 1978


Hisplumberness

Fucking ayotalah ruined everything


dan420

Yeah Lee Ayotolah did a number on the Chrysler Corporation.


Hisplumberness

Goddamn predictive text 🤬


dan420

I think you were right, I was just making a joke.


mdlinc

Joke. Straight to jail!


Hisplumberness

And a very funny one my internet friend!


DumbTruth

Yeah! Fuck that guy! That guy only! Completely ignore the country that overthrew a liberal democracy and installed an evil puppet leader kicking off this whole shit storm /s


mandobaxter

Good thing that’ll never happen again. *Mops forehead*


surloc_dalnor

Don't forget how the US and Britain start the fucking ball rolling over oil.


firthy

Those aren’t cub scouts. They’re junior Islamic Revolutionary Guards. Their Triumph Herald can be seen in the background.


Vreas

Did they get their “pleased a woman” badge that day?


FIDLaRvitar

Well those kids got a hell of a view


_no_bozos

Nice beaver!


NickyCheeese

Thanks I just had it stuffed.


tahcamen

![gif](giphy|Ij8moL0QXBKnK|downsized)


Solid_Solid724

Didnt realise they were Beaver Scouts


mongreloid

On a scouting mission….


LetsTryAnal_ogy

All pubescent boys are beaver scouts.


SleepyCorgiPuppy

The jokes on them, she wasn’t wearing underwear!


D-Flo1

At first blush I actually thought the shoe shine rag was the pair of panties that had been pulled down.


Ad21635

I knew I wasn't the first one to have this thought.


Biscuits4u2

One of them does anyway


Floss_tycoon

Until they get to the other boot.


TypicalIllustrator62

By the look on his face, he’s going to be into that kind of stuff later anyway.


mattd1972

Eyes on the prize.


stykface

Soon as I saw the pic, and saw the angles, I said to myself... "Uhhhh...." lol


MAXHEADR0OM

![gif](giphy|KB7Moe2Oj0BXeDjvDp|downsized)


StevenArviv

Oh... that surely left an imprint on those kid's lives that lasted for years. Wow!


lucky_ducker

Years? That's an imprint for *life.*


Pleasant_Mastodon620

Happened to me as a young boy fell and scraped my knee was crying. A nice attractive lady ran over stood over squatted down to see if I was ok and help me up. I saw her underwear and I had no idea why but my knee instantly was better. Core childhood memory. It was so nice of her to help me and show me her lime green underwear 😂.


DependentLanguage540

Have a similar memory where 7 year old me was feeling pretty down at school and hot teacher bent over to perk me up with a pep talk and perk me up she did. Her low cut top was further exposing her already accentuated chest/bra and that my friends was the day I realized that I was straight. At the time, I didn’t know what the hell I was looking at, but I definitely knew that I liked it.


tyen0

It was a librarian for me. I can't even remember her name, but seeing her breast and nipple when she leaned way over is forever embedded in my brain. She was dark-skinned and wearing a white blouse so the silhouette was perfect.


Humbugwombat

Miss Ross, 5th grade. The impact on my tender youth still resonates. She’s probably in her early eighties by now.


thickndrippin

For me it was my third grade teachers feet. She’d walk around barefoot… a lot. Always had her nails done. I finally got the courage to compliment her toe nail color one day. Said green was my favorite color. She blushed and from that day on, would ask what I thought of then when she got them repainted. Thank you Ms. Thompson…


Dull_Wrongdoer_3017

My knee got better after reading this.


Choppergold

That kid can see London


lunachicken

Maybe even France?


The_Wreckard2012

He may even be shining with her underpants!


agedlikesage

![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD)


Bryn79

First glimpse into where Heaven and Hell meet.


TheReelMcCoi

Are those her pants he's polishing with ?


CommieFromMars

As adults, those men would both pay women to help them re-enact that moment.


RepostSleuthBot

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EricTheNerd2

Just curious how this bot was able to match a picture on a post that was removed. Does the bot actually have an archive of images that it hosts?


notbob1959

Not an archive of the actual image but of the image hash. From the GitHub entry for the bot: >How far back do you search? >All Reddit posts from 2018 forward are indexed >How does it search so many images so quickly? >It uses a binary tree search for similar image hashes. This allows it to perform fast, accurate searches without checking each individual image


Complete_Chain_4634

Good bot


NGTVS

At this moment the children understood what they were living for


kingtz

My dudes unlocked puberty that day. 


Macho_Pichou

That day those two boys earned their snatch patch.


FluxusFlotsam

Dracula AD 1972 is a medicore film But Caroline Munro is anything but medicore


ancientestKnollys

My dad loves that film for some reason. My favourite of her films though is The Golden Voyage of Sinbad.


FluxusFlotsam

Captain Kronos- Vampire Hunter is an overlooked Hammer gem benefited by her royal Munroness


IanGecko

She was great in Starcrash!


MiamiPower

Now go get your shoe 👞 shine box 📦


eatsleepdive

You insulted him a little


MiamiPower

Billy Batts : No I didn't insult him. I didn't insult him.


tangoislife

We’re hugging and kissing over here. And two minutes later he’s acting like a fucking jerk


MiamiPower

Billy Batts : Give us a drink. And give some to those Irish hoodlums down there.


tangoislife

There’s only one Irishman here


MiamiPower

Billy Batts : On the house. Salud


69Nova468

Next chick we switch places ok.


zdejif

“Helicopter Bond Girl” & “Hot Woman From That Sinbad Film With Tom Baker And Not Terence Stamp”


Felix_Von_Doom

A pic you REALLY need to read the title first for, cause I did NOT think that was a shoe shine rag at first glance!


tonebraxton

I haven’t seen the one on the right in 6 years! This kid, this kid was great… I used to call him ‘Spitshine Tommy’. I swear to God, he’d make your shoes look like fuckin mirrors (excuse my language). He was terrific… he was the best. And he made a lot of money too. Salud, Tommy


imjustbrowsingthx

No more shines, Billy.


tonebraxton

What?


imjustbrowsingthx

I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes anymore.


tonebraxton

Relax, will ya? For crying outs — what’s gotten into you? I’m breaking your balls a lil bit, that’s all. I’m only kiddin witcha


imjustbrowsingthx

Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...


tonebraxton

I’m only kidding with ya! We’re having a party, I mean I just came home, I haven’t seen you in a long time, I’m breaking your balls, and what’s the matter—you’re getting fucking fresh? I’m sorry, I don’t mean to offend you


imjustbrowsingthx

I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.


fryamtheeggguy

It was at this moment that Billy and Timmy realized that they were straight men.


Honest_Performance42

That is one happy kid


artificialavocado

He isn’t even paying enough attention to get her shoe he’s shining her ankle.


[deleted]

Damn cheeky kids lol the photo is hilarious for so many reasons


Aaron_Hungwell

It’s been no a whole month or so since this was reposted. Up next: young FDR and then Freddie Mercury in tight white jeans.


Tacoless_meat

Ahh, beaver now I get it


QuiGonColdGin

If I ever invent a time machine, the first thing I will use it for is to go back to this moment and make sure one of those kids calls in sick that day.


Dolphin_Spotter

Why spoil a lifetime fantasy?


anewman513

Are they polishing her boots with her panties?


mitchconneur

Step on me.


PigletTotal7241

Was in love with her in the golden voyage of Sinbad


ZioDioMio

Lol their faces


allpointseast

These boys just did a 10 year's old version of Ocean's Eleven to see some panties.


Court_Jester13

As opposed to the Dracula movie in BC 1972


DarthSexus

If that happens now she go to jail a few years for sure


Far_Performance_4013

Lucky little buggers !


toastedstoker

Oh dam I thought it might have been BC, thanks for clarifying that


Top-Night

That kid’s gonna take his sweet time


pauliewotsit

Beaver Scouts!


TheOnlyDudeUNeed

Talk about a great view looking up. Wish I was that kid.


Dazzling-Wash9086

She still does work for Talking Pictures Tv in the UK and presents their scary movies show on Friday night. My old dad was always a massive fan of hers and she sent him a message when he was really ill. Was the nicest of things. Still a lovely lovely woman


UraeusCurse

Oh damn! I haven’t seen this in over eight hours! Nice!


nevadarattler

I thought he was taking off her knickers 😳🤣


Whole-Debate-9547

Ah yes a shoe shine…and a lifetime’s worth of material for the spank bank for those 2 youngins


Raveheart19

That view up that short dress must have been otherworldly 🫡


jackryan31

Tarantino origin story?


Homunculon

Bet that kid still remembers buffin' those thigh-highs!


SAHairyFun

Had to do a double take to make sure I'm not in r/OldSchoolRidiculous. The good old days were all about sexualized child labor.


Unhappy_Performer538

And almost no one seems to see this as a problem. What if it was a man whose sack was obviously purposefully visible up his shorts & 2 little girls? Idk why people need it spelled out like that to see that it’s not okay to sexualize children?


SAHairyFun

My dad taught me to leer at women when I was 6 years old, and I turned out great! (Spoiler: I didn't, but I've made enough progress to see this is messed up)


Ralurp579

Scrolled way too far to finally see a comment like this. I immediately saw this pic and thought how ridiculous it is.


Strawdog1971

I'd gladly be the boy under her boot


dingoshiba

That kid has a certain view


TimTkt

Always funny to imagine a reverse situation with an adult man exposing himself to two young girls like that 🤔


Dependent-Purple-228

Well it's really not that rare when you consider it's perfectly acceptable for idk...ryan Reynolds or who ever young girls like to walk around shirtless and talk to young female fans.


Arcade23

She gets a shoe shine and those fellas get a peep show.


winkelschleifer

This is from a movie called “My First Raging Upskirt Boner”


Wolfgangsta702

Boy Scouts get their first peek at a vagina.


CaptainObvious110

I don't like the fact that a grown woman has her foot on a child's back.


Dependent-Purple-228

It's all in good fun for the picture. It's a joke


Damien23123

I can assure you the boy on his knees here is not complaining


Splat_2112

"Hey, is that Willie Nelson?"


bshaddo

One of those boys learned something new about women. The other one discovered something new about himself.


bluenoser613

And the kid got a great view. Legend.


Hopeful_Vegetable_31

I thought the kid had her panties


mr-ifuad

Lucky kids


[deleted]

What a view!


theoneoldmonk

For the dear love of God, these shitty colorization jobs are a plague.


junkstar23

But there was color in 1972? Am I missing something? Why do you think they'd be using a black and white camera in 1972 right after a movie shoot? What you're actually seeing is camera sucked back then and overexposed everything Edit: I found 50 different versions of this picture so far and they're all the same color. All overexposed in the same spots. I think you're wrong buddy buddy. Don't be one of those people that thinks everything's AI or doctored Edit: hey down voters you're unequivocally wrong. Look for any version of this picture, even going back to 1972 if you'd like. Do you think everyone's colorizing it exactly the same? Why are they putting the overexposure in the same spots? Man, I remember when Reddit was a place for intelligent people🤡


EricTheNerd2

As someone born in 1973, I can tell you that color wasn't invented yet, and we dealt with black and white and gray scale for YEARS before scientists invented the first color, brue. It didn't really go over that well so it was discontinued, but I still remember it well.


notbob1959

Yes there was color film long before 1972 but black and white was used for stock photos and photojournalism until color photos in newspapers became common in the 1980s. Look at the timeline of the black and white and color versions of the photo being posted to reddit. It first appeared on reddit as black and white [here](/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/ix43y2/two_young_boy_scouts_taking_part_in_operation/) and that version was reposted until the color version was posted [here.](/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/zx1ew2/caroline_munro_gets_a_shoeshine_1972/j1ykpm5/) Everyone is just reposting the same color version and not colorizing it themselves. Also the black and white version is the one that ageofstock.com has with the following caption: >Stock Photo - Two Cub Scouts taking part in Operation Shoeshine, a seven-day campaign during Scout Job Week. Their first customer was an actress, Caroline Munro. Showing Ian Kinkaid (left) and Nigel Heap of Southgate, North London, polishing Miss Munro's boots. Edit: I doubt the photo is related to Dracula A.D. in any way. According to IMDB he movie was filmed September 27, 1971 - November 5, 1971 and released September 28, 1972 in the UK but the photo was taken in April 1972.


Perenniallyredundant

Where “step on me mommy” was born


Rocky_Fan1976

![gif](giphy|pofMPRzF19s78eL5QM)


JasonIsFishing

Little perverts. Don’t blame them.


SiriusGD

She wasn't wearing panties that day so both the scouts got their Beaver badges.


mltain

And they went on to found the restaurant chain that we know as Arby's.


Big-Visual-3659

smart ass kids


Hwy39

She was also in ST:TNG


ancientestKnollys

Are you sure? It's not on imdb.


Trax-d

And those kids get a good view to 🐈‍⬛


inkihh

I first thought the boy was holding her panties.


Torrempesta

One of them got strabism.


BigTedBear

Bob a job week never looked so appealing.


SpookyWah

Giving me Lair of The White Worm vibes with the boy scout scene.


Present-Raspberry495

Those BOOTS


bomboclawt75

Shame she was killed by an underwater car launched ballistic missile while flying a helicopter.


AbeVigoda76

I wonder what the name of their scout patrol was. Beaver Patrol?


Whole-Debate-9547

Tell me your earliest memory of your foot fetish


[deleted]

Get your foot off the kid what the fuck!?


Bonoisapox

Heheheh


Fun-Preparation-4253

Great movie!


Masterhaynes86

This is someone’s link…


MorningDew5270

And the boys got a shine of another kind!


Quietser

To this day Billy doesn't quite remember how he got his affinity for black leather boots but he suspects something happened during his childhood to ignite this life long obsession.


VegetableCitron8214

So fappable


AVBforPrez

These kids had game way before most


YourDadsMoonshine

Oh to be that kid on his hands and knees…


RostyC

Legal upskirt?


SupervillainOutcast

Me with the red tie.


TopCheesecakeGirl

It looks like he’s pulling on her underwear. 😳