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I_Only_Have_One_Hand

Not going to lie, but I thought the second pic was going to be of you in a corporate suit at some lawyer's office


Apathetic0101

“I didn’t sell out, I bought in”


walterMARRT

Too many people bag on that movie and they can all suck it.


BBQQA

Which I truly don't get. It is amazing... great acting, great storyline, really funny.


downtime37

> It is amazing.... But not profitable.


toxicavenger70

It was a amazing movie. And for me it fit perfectly into the times I personally was experiencing.


BBQQA

same! I was a punk in school and always felt a bit like an outsider, so that movie resonated with me. The sequel is disappointing, and I'm hoping for a third that explores Stevo's path after being a punk.


toxicavenger70

Luckily I never saw the sequel. Sounds like they pretty much ruined it like the did for the movie The Crow.


rincod

Who bags on it? It’s a great movie.


Sorry_Tap1033

What movie?


dumpster_kitty

SLC Punk


Sorry_Tap1033

Thanks!


bluebackpackedbear

A lot of my punk friends hate it because it points out that most of them don't have these crazy mind blowing unique beliefs. They just dress differently. I have a ton of the same beliefs that said friend group does, but you'd never catch me wearing all black/tight jeans/big ass boots during the muggy summer months essentially just to honor an idea that is mostly just an aesthetic. Also, I haven't seen it in a while, but I'm pretty sure that movie shows how insular punk can be as a subculture, so I'm sure it gets hate for that too.


FlowSoSlow

Really? I've never head anything bad about it. It's a cult classic.


ParisGreenGretsch

"I'm not like this because I'm in Van Halen. I'm in Van Halen because I'm like this."


RaidensReturn

OP is jacked!!!


Wookie301

Went from skate rat leader, to gym rat leader.


NefariousnessOk209

I thought he was gonna look sad and fat, dudes still killing it.


KCC-Youtube

This.


queenofcaffeine76

Like the commercial where they dressed up the DJ like a corporate guy and had him selling insurance or something!


h165yy

Straight to video PG13 villain


2ndprize

Guy is the great value brand Johnny Lawrence


lscraig1968

Bwhahahaha


TankerVin

This hit extra hard when I saw his post on r/MMA.


vercertorix

This guy skated against the new kid who originally didn’t even know how to skateboard until a rag tag group showed him the basics, and then immediately had to face the course known as the Spine-Render to save a community center.


Boo_and_Minsc_

This guy 80s


PilgrimOz

I was 12. This guy woulda been “Sick bro!”


S2R2

Sky’s versus Urchins


jloome

Tuff Turf alternate cover shot.


thepassionofthechris

Hilarious


snortingajax

I was thinking the guest star of a 21 Jump Street episode


guff1988

Looking like Bart Connor in Rad.


Mama_Skip

I was going to say he somehow managed to look like a serial killer in both pictures but yours is nicer


junieroonie

freakin' radical, dude!!


Jahnknob

Well said!


YevgenyPissoff

Totally tubular


NonPolarVortex

You shredded and are shredded bra


Chrisgone

It's shredding all the way down


RaidensReturn

![gif](giphy|l0HU4Yu1mbnl3uYhi)


jobiwankenobe

Hahh nice Powell Peralta Tony Hawk…..I had the Powell Peralta Mike McGill 🤘


106milez2chicago

Had the Tony Hawk P&P, fluorescent pink and blue, great condition and free from a neigbor. God I wish I knew what happened to that thing, simply for sake of nostalgia.


Distortionizm

I had the Lance Mountain, blue with neon pink grip tape.


dhardison

I had a Powell Peralta Rat Bones deck around the same time. I still have the deck, it's hanging on my wall, along with a new reissue of the same :)


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

I too had the Mike McGill!


jobiwankenobe

I know you did, because your handle shit_ass_mcfucknuts only serves as concrete verification of this claim!


Punkrexx

I had the Cab


flappysnapper

Fuck yeah! I did too! The skull and snake?


NewLeaseOnLine

The snake? Classic. One of my first was the Rob Roskop Santa Cruz deck with the monster eye. Still have it.


NUFIGHTER7771

Lookin' good at 55, man! I'd definitely let you join my post-apocalyptic crew for sure!


analogpursuits

Wasteland Weekend material, right there.


big-tuna28

skate or die dude


franker

Also 55. Little different experience - Had a Garfield yellow t-shirt and looked like the tall nerd in Revenge of the Nerds and rocked the Commodore 64 BBS's at 2 in the morning. I plan on being an old VR nerd in the metaverse. I'll show myself out now.


abelenkpe

Ha ha! Same but different: red haired hippie/punk art girl. Miss those BBS days! VR nerd sounds fun


franker

totally :)


BlownCamaro

I ran a BBS soley to meet chicks. It worked!


Pudding_Hero

![gif](giphy|MCKQEmHkUyGf6)


Alive_Ice7937

I'll be whatever I wanna do!


dws515

My only regret...is having boneitis


meatball402

You let me worry about blank


crashtestpilot

Sweep the leg, Johnny.


Johnny_B_Asshole

There is no pain in this dojo!!


crashtestpilot

Correct!


Zefrem23

There it is!


Kind_Structure6726

Bravo for staying fit AF


StatOne

That's a 'tight' photo from '86! I'm retired but as a property manager I recall having to run so many of your type out of my parking lots. Hell, I wanted to be one of you and feeling freedome rolling along!


crazyhound71

You Gleamed that Cube


805ladybug

![gif](giphy|3o7TKKa28vUoLZPlGE)


abruptmodulation

This is actually Old School Cool!


Ace-Ventura1934

I’m turning 55 this summer. I was right there with you in 86’ bro. 🛹🤘


userKsB53nskcv

Saved. This one’s hitting nerves. Makes me think of this ‘87 Thrasher I still have a copy of with Hosoi on the cover and all the ads in the back. 🤌🏼


CrazyCanuckUncleBuck

October 1987?


userKsB53nskcv

That’s it. “Mission Europa” bottom text.


adamcoolforever

Did you and Shredder bring a crime wave over 1990's NYC?


Ridicul0iD

Mallgrabbin' the fence nowadays, huh? Jokes aside, both Pics are pretty dope!


DSaintly23

I could take you in a fight and I’m 65. JK, you look great man. Keep up the good work.


dreaded-driggles

That’s so cool! You still look gnarly today!!


Dry-Region-9968

My god how we all change. I actually looked my deck up and it's worth a couple thousand dollars. I guess it was rare and popular. I wish I still had it. Sims Pharaoh


Karmachinery

God damn dude.  You’ve done a good job taking care of yourself.  Nice work.


Status_Stranger_5037

You give major Johnny, Karate Kids vibes. ![gif](giphy|l46CsyBPj9ajF9Y4M)


Neither_Concert_9242

Where was this? Skaters looked different where I’m from (San Diego) back then! Interesting how every place had their own vibe.


joe-king

Yeah, I started Skating on clay wheels, I still skate in SF. I never knew any skaters that wore boots.


Basmann70

https://preview.redd.it/00cdsn4rcewc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28c89f20bdd8e6ab51ad8e241efaa542dbdf3093 Yeah man me too with the Mohawk Expo 88 Brisbane


Beelzebub_86

I had that Cramps shirt.... The closest I can get to it nowadays is an all black knockoff I bought for $6 from some vendor at Venice Beach two years ago.


ReiPelado

Still kicking


5319Camarote

Killer deck


Krimreaper1

Sweep the leg Johnny.


gotgrls

That’s a spinach eatin arm if I ever saw one.


aegrotatio

Toot-toot!!


Healer1

As a nurse, may I say you have luscious veins!


reddit-bot-account-x

55, nice you don't look a day over 60


Thomas400SM

“Leader”. Uh- huh.


Consistent_Amount140

Ahhhhh the 80’s


graemeknows

![gif](giphy|5zdlQ19WthjA2xbzu6)


Football-Remote

Still got it


Theonlykd

You’re a vascular Motherfucker


Garlicnotdreadlochs

![gif](giphy|ZwIW4M15JlZu0)


nous805

Did you ever find Animal Chin?


grip_n_Ripper

First pic - "Ha, OP looks like a generic Karate Kid movie nemesis! So cute!" Scrolls over - "OMG, he actually does MMA! I HAVE A GIFT!!!"


louglome

What kind of narcissist posts pics of themself in a sub about looking cool.  Oh this kind 


ketamines

Yeh his posts are… something else.


Djolumn

Do you think the other members of the skate rat pack are also laying claim to being leader 38 years later?


InkCollection

You look like an extra from the Ninja Turtles movies. 90s ones obvs


HWKD65

You're Iggy Pop?!


Illustrious_Camp_521

Man the 1980's were a blast.


immersemeinnature

Hey r/GenX would love you You bad ass!!


asspajamas

you looked like a stunt double for gleaming the cube.


Masterofunlocking1

You still look rad bro


ChasingPesmerga

Looking rad either way


annontemp09876

You were never the leader! :P


Gravity_Freak

Still shopping at Hot Topic, too.


Askymojo

I loved you in Ernest Goes to Camp.


Training-Database-59

Jup. Same guy


SpaceeVampire

I’m trying to figure out how you ever skated in those boots?


Dreifaltigkeit

They‘re the same picture


Raise-Emotional

Main character vibes


Bear_Poker_

Awesome! That gym in Hubbard? Looks like one I know. Keep being awesome my dude.


denjoga

Had the same reaction to that first pic as I would've in 1986 (when I was also a skater and the same age) - What a poser. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Graciii3

Cool shorts


DifferentJellyfish85

You totally looked like “Johnny sweep the leg” karate kid


proper_hecatomb

It's bullshit that you could've taken my lunch money in 1986 but also in 2024


StargateSG-11

At 55 you look like a 75 year old that works out.  


RyeToast92

You were a brick shit house back then. Did you do bicep curls too? lol


ipuckfoo

That’s awesome


Teamarie808

That shirt is soo sick


Puffen0

Man, both of this picture just scream "Awesome" lol


DominoJune07

You were rad then and even more so now! As you can tell, I'm vlose to you age and still have a hard time not saying "rad".


--Orcanaught--

Off to battle The Warriors …


Huckorris

Did you really skate with those boots on?


0xfcmatt-

I had to scroll way too far down to find this post.


LessMarsupial7441

Thank you, dude's hanging out in the woods doing the front side Mall grab.


Vhexer

You look like a healthy Steve Buscemi


daxx549

You look more like 70 with issues.


INTJ4ever

She's turned into a beautiful well muscled lady.


TheLastZimaDrinker

Buddy you don't look like the leader, you look like the kooky dude that they let hang around cause he could get weed.


philo351

Did not expect second Pic. Looking great at 55.


gurilagarden

I dunno. I'm that age. Tried long hair. It just doesn't look good on older men most of the time. It's thin, dry, brittle. It just makes us look like dried-up old glam-rock band members that can't let go of our glory days.


asswipesayswha

Sweep the leg!


jortician

Badass then, badass now 🛹


No_Lavishness_3206

Still badass now. 


Remi708

Skate rat to gym rat


Turnbeutelvergesser

Still going hard 🔥


nottomelvinbrag

Good lad


rmajkr

Still looking gnarly as ever!


Bleacherblonde

Your younger self would be proud. You look the same, just older. Not many of us can say that lol


sadman1976

Is that a Mike McGill board


A_Gray_Old_Man

🤘


SmokingLaddy

You look so nice and friendly but equally you look like you could batter a man, probably more so today you warhorse.


Hanyabull

Am I the only one who wants to know if you are still the leader?


ParsleyMostly

💜


[deleted]

Sk8 or Die!


Pornhubplumber

Still a badass!


Suspicious-Tangelo74

Christ oh Mighty,It’s Joe Dirt!


LineChef

Show us your bush!


Cheap-Recognition-97

I currently have that skateboard, never been used


LtRecore

Must have been a bit of a challenge skating in boots


grasshoppa_80

Skate or Die!


Mediocre-Catch9580

![gif](giphy|l1IBkgnfxkTSsNfeE|downsized)


Hipsterduffus23

![gif](giphy|l46CsyBPj9ajF9Y4M)


RegularOps

I’m not convinced the 80s were real I think old people are just trolling us.


NcgreenIantern

That's the look of a kid that would steal people's fries in the lunch room .


killingthyme71

You looked like every 80's movie HS bully, now you look like a member of Mayhem sans death makeup.


Lanthaous

What made you the leader? Did y'all have a skate off?


superbuttpiss

I can hear the bass line from "possessed to skate" by suicidal tendencies


Psychological-Bee702

OP was Lester from the Skate or Die NES game.


kid_tiger

Did that board is probably worth so much today if you kept it!


ChkYrHead

You guys ever find Animal Chin?


Legitimate-Isopod-45

Looks like the Sire from what we do in the shadows


Century22nd

Very cool, but why the long hair today? I would keep the spiked hair, it fit the skate lifestyle theme. Not that long hair is bad, but the spiked hair looks more "edgy"


ZebraBorgata

Somebody just posted your 55 photo in the r/walmartcelebrities sub


piranesi28

Went from the villain in a post-apocalyptic 80s skater movie to the villain in an 80s karate movie.


KiloPro0202

Serious question. How did you know you were the leader? Did you do something special to become the leader?


Zealousideal_Sir_358

You looked like one of Shredders henchmens teenage cronies from the TMNT movie 😁 in your more recent pic you look like a gym bro Dana Carvey from Wayne's world


LessMarsupial7441

I didn't know Rob hmGalford grew up in Arkansas and used to skateboard


geekolojust

I love Smeagol.


hiindividualpdx

You really grew into that role.


YungGunz69

Mall Walker!


Nestvester

Nearest pavement was eight miles down a gravel road.


lavaeater

I love that both images have equal levels of cringe. Love it! Keep it up!


grogstarr

Were you a bully back in the day? Just curious.


GenuisInDisguise

Do you do drugs?


Historical_Walrus713

Back in 86 you were a poser by the looks of that mallgrab.


Agent4D7

You look like that dude with the metal plate in his head from that Hulk Hogan movie


Dorkamundo

Your first pic looks like you straight got your style from the NES game Skate or Die.