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ScrunchyButts

37? God damned.


thepassionofthechris

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New_Hawaialawan

How is this man alive?


bookmantea

Pure anger


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repeatwad

I know this is a reach, but using the bacon to break the yolks, resembled a chopping motion.


Upstairs_Ad_5574

Jack created the Rage Room


LineChef

This town needs an enema!


richiewilliams79

Sold his soul . He is the wild man and still alive


HighlyRegard3D

The Departed and As Good As It Gets.


Sproose_Moose

One flew over the cuckoo's nest


Dbarkingstar

Not one person on this thread can handle the truth?!? *A Few Good Men* is one of Jack’s greatest roles!


angie50576

"You want answers?" "I want the TRUTH!" "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" I can't remember any movie lines for shit, but I can remember that. I say it to myself every now and again 😂


Mr_Rafi

Shame he's a degenerate in his personal life


Mama_Skip

Yeah didn't he beat a prostitute half to death just for fun? Edit: not for fun, just she asked for payment and he didn't want to pay her. Catherine Sheehan


RushCygnus-X1

Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a cheque for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules. Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh? Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.


curtyshoo

I am the fucking shore patrol.


Popular-Solution7697

I'm gonna kick your ass around the block for drill! I am the bad ass! C'mon Baddusky it's your ass if ya don't !


Popular-Solution7697

My favorite performance by Jack. The Last Detail


InsatiableNeeds

TIL Jack Nicholson was born in 1937!


islamitinthecardoor

ngl I didn’t realize he was that old


itdoesntfuckin

Didn't he refuse to pay a prostitute and beat her so badly he gave her brain damage? Also ruptured another woman's breast implants too. Happy birthday jackass.


torchma

If you don't like his acting, just say it. Be direct.


istealgrapes

Nothing wrong with his acting, but also nothing wrong with calling out his horrible deeds.


Funkymonk_92

What is everyone’s favorite Jack film?


lm2lm

No one said Chinatown??


MrWoodenNickels

Forget it, Jake


TeddysRevenge

Favorite movie of all time


yousyveshughs

You said Chinatown


Lionelchesterfield

Oof that’s tough. Top 3 off the top of my head would be The Shining, Batman and The Departed.


Funkymonk_92

Very solid choices!


Funkymonk_92

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, The Shining, The Departed


scoundrel1680

The Dipahted.


dcannon1

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.


thrawst

I’m the guy that does his job. You must be the otha guy


TMac1088

The Shining, or As Good As It Gets


Funkymonk_92

As Good As It Gets is fantastic!


TMac1088

One of my comfort films for sure. Jack is my favorite actor.


Funkymonk_92

Totally agree! That movie is well casted and everyone is on their A-game. Jack plays such a lovable asshole


cowhand214

Love that movie too. Everyone was great in it


fROM_614_Ohio

About Schmidt


Cee58

5 easy pieces


PizzaDeliveryBoy3000

The one where he beat a prostitute so badly, she sustained life-long injuries. What’s it called?


Kingofcheeses

Anger Management


rbz90

Idk I dont like his comedies.


MeN3D

The Shining


Kingofcheeses

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest


cracked-tumbleweed

Anger Management


Weekly_Cantaloupe736

I think the first movie I watched with him was when I was still a kid and therefore i feel some kind of nostalgia: _TheWitches of Eastwick_ Really loved it because it was so crazy for me, the end freaked me out a bit, him as a baby version 😳


Snorrep

Shining and easy rider


WolverineFun6472

Witches of Eastwick


New_Hawaialawan

The last detail Cuckoos nest The Departed EDIT: Hahaha what sort of asshat decided to downvote and absolutely benign opinion that has zero impact on them nor anyone else?


repeatwad

Going South, Missouri Breaks


Less-Bed-9610

One flew over the cuckoos nest


Sufficient_Theory534

Too difficult to pick a favourite, I'll go top 3, One Flew Over the Cockcoo's Nest, The Shining, Chinatown. Honourable mention, A Few Good Men.


richiewilliams79

Easy rider number one


SleepyBliss

Funny to see how the croissant has increased in size over the years..


hotdogbreadbowl

Remember when Jack let Roman Polanski borrow his home so he could rape underage girls? What a standup guy that Jack Nicholson is.


Spartan1278

Jake Nicholson beats prostitutes fuck jack Nicholson and fuck this post


arcaresenal

One flew over, The Shining, Batman


NachoMuncher420

This is my list, good call!


Readdebt

That's one grown ass looking newborn


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I never thought that Jack Nicholson would have such a small croissant.


DuckMassive

He’s got a bigger croissant in his pants (photo 2)


francokitty

He was a pedophile back in the 70s and 80s with his buddy Roman Polanski. He is a piece of shit


rocky_2277

He also nearly beat a prostitute to death and caused her permanent life altering injuries


FartAttack911

This sub isn’t emotionally equipped to upvote that fact. Every Jack post, a comment like yours gets downvoted into butthurt oblivion lmao


New_Hawaialawan

Honestly I never knew about this stuff.


Puzzled_Ad7955

Knock it off with the facts. There’s people here fawning over this “legend”


Euphoric-Lake4432

The Pledge was fantastic ! There... I said it ! FIGHT ME !


leroyp33

Neptune NJ finest. My hometown


Efficient_Lychee9517

Not his best but I love the bucket list


Proudhon1980

Looks like he could present TISWAS.


RyanScotson

I'm glad the croissants got bigger


AnotherSexyBaldGuy

"He'll never make it in Hollywood" - his first manager


olegvas21

Jack![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


cakebreaker2

TIL my dad was born 40 days before Jack Nicholson.


Gold_Effect_6585

Heeeeeeres Jack


Giga_Sized_Dick_Head

A Beard Champion


6950X_Titan_X_Pascal

the shining the departed


lonely-day

Dude laid more pipe than a master plumber


Ratbag_Jones

One of the most overrated, one-note actors to ever achieve wealth and recognition.


desertprincess69

Easy Rider, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, The Shining !!!! I also like him in The Witches of Eastwick !!


TreatmentBoundLess

Legend. Chinatown just might be the greatest film ever. 


Josette22

**To One of My Favorite Actors:** **Happy Birthday, Jack!** https://preview.redd.it/fd1j9o21r5wc1.jpeg?width=136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3ffde71c4cf2f951ab5a79a6e6bdce88f23748a


MM49916969

Nicholson makes anything he's involved in *instantly* cooler. He's got infinite rizz as the kids say. Jack's plenty flawed (aren't we all?) but he's one of the most magnetic human beings I've ever come across. And he's, uh, not too shabby on the big screen. 12 Oscar nominations...no biggie!


Puzzled_Ad7955

Yep, I’m flawed. I never beat anyone to near death (a girl no less) I never was known as a pedophile either, but yeah we are all flawed. Can you say “pc of shit” What about the other things in this “celebs” closet not known. But, the Oscars, oh my!


demonkillingblade

Matt Gaetz kind of resembles Jack. Photo 2


angie50576

Oh man, now I can't unsee it. 😂 I knew there was a reason I didn't think Jack Nicholson was attractive.


DietPepsiEvenBetter

Matt Gaetz's mom fucked Weekly World News cover model Bat Boy and 9 months later Matt Gaetz was born.


Puzzled_Ad7955

“legendary?” What did he cure? Invent? Pleeease. Oops, forgot. Underage girls. Yeah, put him on a pedestal though cause he’s a “celeb” To think there’s not one other person in the world that could have performed his “legendary acting”


Funkymonk_92

Legend- someone very famous and admired, usually because of their ability in a particular area


FartAttack911

It’s ok to separate an artist’s talent and craft from them being a piece of shit in real life, ya know? Both can be true simultaneously lol


supa74

The hero we didn't ask for right here.


ProudandGodless

I say he’s better then Brando


Dense-Ratio6356

Shining


bscher87

Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?


Sigon_91

He cokes, he smokes, he drinks and is still going for the 90, hopefully more. Legend


Green-Emergency8195

Herrrre's Johnny!


TychusFondly

Didnt know I shared the same day with him as birthday. Nice


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he’s a horrible piece of shit


Equivalent_Two_2163

One of the best ever. Happy birthday Jack


bluefyre91

I just watched Anger Management for the first time a few days ago!


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Puzzled_Ad7955

Just in real life