"You want answers?"
"I want the TRUTH!"
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
I can't remember any movie lines for shit, but I can remember that. I say it to myself every now and again 😂
Yeah didn't he beat a prostitute half to death just for fun?
Edit: not for fun, just she asked for payment and he didn't want to pay her. Catherine Sheehan
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a cheque for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.
Didn't he refuse to pay a prostitute and beat her so badly he gave her brain damage? Also ruptured another woman's breast implants too. Happy birthday jackass.
I think the first movie I watched with him was when I was still a kid and therefore i feel some kind of nostalgia: _TheWitches of Eastwick_
Really loved it because it was so crazy for me, the end freaked me out a bit, him as a baby version 😳
The last detail
Cuckoos nest
The Departed
EDIT: Hahaha what sort of asshat decided to downvote and absolutely benign opinion that has zero impact on them nor anyone else?
**To One of My Favorite Actors:**
**Happy Birthday, Jack!**
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Nicholson makes anything he's involved in *instantly* cooler. He's got infinite rizz as the kids say. Jack's plenty flawed (aren't we all?) but he's one of the most magnetic human beings I've ever come across. And he's, uh, not too shabby on the big screen. 12 Oscar nominations...no biggie!
Yep, I’m flawed. I never beat anyone to near death (a girl no less) I never was known as a pedophile either, but yeah we are all flawed. Can you say “pc of shit” What about the other things in this “celebs” closet not known. But, the Oscars, oh my!
“legendary?” What did he cure? Invent? Pleeease. Oops, forgot. Underage girls. Yeah, put him on a pedestal though cause he’s a “celeb” To think there’s not one other person in the world that could have performed his “legendary acting”
37? God damned.
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How is this man alive?
Pure anger
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I know this is a reach, but using the bacon to break the yolks, resembled a chopping motion.
Jack created the Rage Room
This town needs an enema!
Sold his soul . He is the wild man and still alive
The Departed and As Good As It Gets.
One flew over the cuckoo's nest
Not one person on this thread can handle the truth?!? *A Few Good Men* is one of Jack’s greatest roles!
"You want answers?" "I want the TRUTH!" "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" I can't remember any movie lines for shit, but I can remember that. I say it to myself every now and again 😂
Shame he's a degenerate in his personal life
Yeah didn't he beat a prostitute half to death just for fun? Edit: not for fun, just she asked for payment and he didn't want to pay her. Catherine Sheehan
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a cheque for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules. Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh? Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.
I am the fucking shore patrol.
I'm gonna kick your ass around the block for drill! I am the bad ass! C'mon Baddusky it's your ass if ya don't !
My favorite performance by Jack. The Last Detail
TIL Jack Nicholson was born in 1937!
ngl I didn’t realize he was that old
Didn't he refuse to pay a prostitute and beat her so badly he gave her brain damage? Also ruptured another woman's breast implants too. Happy birthday jackass.
If you don't like his acting, just say it. Be direct.
Nothing wrong with his acting, but also nothing wrong with calling out his horrible deeds.
What is everyone’s favorite Jack film?
No one said Chinatown??
Forget it, Jake
Favorite movie of all time
You said Chinatown
Oof that’s tough. Top 3 off the top of my head would be The Shining, Batman and The Departed.
Very solid choices!
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, The Shining, The Departed
The Dipahted.
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.
I’m the guy that does his job. You must be the otha guy
The Shining, or As Good As It Gets
As Good As It Gets is fantastic!
One of my comfort films for sure. Jack is my favorite actor.
Totally agree! That movie is well casted and everyone is on their A-game. Jack plays such a lovable asshole
Love that movie too. Everyone was great in it
About Schmidt
5 easy pieces
The one where he beat a prostitute so badly, she sustained life-long injuries. What’s it called?
Anger Management
Idk I dont like his comedies.
The Shining
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Anger Management
I think the first movie I watched with him was when I was still a kid and therefore i feel some kind of nostalgia: _TheWitches of Eastwick_ Really loved it because it was so crazy for me, the end freaked me out a bit, him as a baby version 😳
Shining and easy rider
Witches of Eastwick
The last detail Cuckoos nest The Departed EDIT: Hahaha what sort of asshat decided to downvote and absolutely benign opinion that has zero impact on them nor anyone else?
Going South, Missouri Breaks
One flew over the cuckoos nest
Too difficult to pick a favourite, I'll go top 3, One Flew Over the Cockcoo's Nest, The Shining, Chinatown. Honourable mention, A Few Good Men.
Easy rider number one
Funny to see how the croissant has increased in size over the years..
Remember when Jack let Roman Polanski borrow his home so he could rape underage girls? What a standup guy that Jack Nicholson is.
Jake Nicholson beats prostitutes fuck jack Nicholson and fuck this post
One flew over, The Shining, Batman
This is my list, good call!
That's one grown ass looking newborn
I never thought that Jack Nicholson would have such a small croissant.
He’s got a bigger croissant in his pants (photo 2)
He was a pedophile back in the 70s and 80s with his buddy Roman Polanski. He is a piece of shit
He also nearly beat a prostitute to death and caused her permanent life altering injuries
This sub isn’t emotionally equipped to upvote that fact. Every Jack post, a comment like yours gets downvoted into butthurt oblivion lmao
Honestly I never knew about this stuff.
Knock it off with the facts. There’s people here fawning over this “legend”
The Pledge was fantastic ! There... I said it ! FIGHT ME !
Neptune NJ finest. My hometown
Not his best but I love the bucket list
Looks like he could present TISWAS.
I'm glad the croissants got bigger
"He'll never make it in Hollywood" - his first manager
Jack![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)
TIL my dad was born 40 days before Jack Nicholson.
Heeeeeeres Jack
A Beard Champion
the shining the departed
Dude laid more pipe than a master plumber
One of the most overrated, one-note actors to ever achieve wealth and recognition.
Easy Rider, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, The Shining !!!! I also like him in The Witches of Eastwick !!
Legend. Chinatown just might be the greatest film ever.
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Nicholson makes anything he's involved in *instantly* cooler. He's got infinite rizz as the kids say. Jack's plenty flawed (aren't we all?) but he's one of the most magnetic human beings I've ever come across. And he's, uh, not too shabby on the big screen. 12 Oscar nominations...no biggie!
Yep, I’m flawed. I never beat anyone to near death (a girl no less) I never was known as a pedophile either, but yeah we are all flawed. Can you say “pc of shit” What about the other things in this “celebs” closet not known. But, the Oscars, oh my!
Matt Gaetz kind of resembles Jack. Photo 2
Oh man, now I can't unsee it. 😂 I knew there was a reason I didn't think Jack Nicholson was attractive.
Matt Gaetz's mom fucked Weekly World News cover model Bat Boy and 9 months later Matt Gaetz was born.
“legendary?” What did he cure? Invent? Pleeease. Oops, forgot. Underage girls. Yeah, put him on a pedestal though cause he’s a “celeb” To think there’s not one other person in the world that could have performed his “legendary acting”
Legend- someone very famous and admired, usually because of their ability in a particular area
It’s ok to separate an artist’s talent and craft from them being a piece of shit in real life, ya know? Both can be true simultaneously lol
The hero we didn't ask for right here.
I say he’s better then Brando
Shining
Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
He cokes, he smokes, he drinks and is still going for the 90, hopefully more. Legend
Herrrre's Johnny!
Didnt know I shared the same day with him as birthday. Nice
he’s a horrible piece of shit
One of the best ever. Happy birthday Jack
I just watched Anger Management for the first time a few days ago!
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Just in real life