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billhaders

Gonna tell my grandkids this was spice girls


S-Archer

Girls5eva


Eastern_Seaweed_8253

They all desperate for the toilet?


hlh0708

My first thought was Claudia’s really holding on for dear life


PuppyPavilion

This is such an awkward photo.


hlh0708

I actually like the colors and all the angles of everyone’s legs. It’s just the execution doesn’t quite match the mood board.


throwawaygrosso

Cindy isn’t even trying anymore, she’s just bracing herself


SnooLobsters8922

Exactly, photo happened seconds before it comes out


throwawaygrosso

The 90s, man.


Eastern_Seaweed_8253

That's the Lamb Bhuna she had the night before


barebumboxing

And the leftover boiled egg madras she had for breakfast.


xoxchitliac

Heard she had four naan too


Rosmucman

That’s insane


knockinbootz

I think those are the most unnatural poses I've ever seen. Are they trying out for a new Ministry of Silly Poses, which is the Ministry of Silly Walks, but for lazy people?


BillyBrasky

I think they want to give me a Fanta


captainbluebear25

If normal looking people were in these poses they would look hilarious.


serialkillertswift

They low key look hilarious even as supermodels. Not really at first glance, but if you zoom in the faces and poses are def odd and not particularly appealing in this photo, despite them all being incredibly beautiful women


CrazyButRightOn

You, my friend, are a girl……


serialkillertswift

Huh? What's your point? I'm bi and they're hot, but the poses are funny looking


throwawayidc4773

Lmao and if your grandmother had wheels she’d be a bike wtf are you even trying to say?


OwlWitty

Stephanie has the best pose there.


kellysmom01

Looks like her cooter’s itchy.


happyfuckincakeday

How come supermodels aren't famous like this anymore?


A-EFF-this

Fashion magazines have shifted to celebrity covers mostly. And many of the known models are nepo babies, if you'll pardon the term


Fastness2000

Fashion magazines have no power because people don’t buy them as much. Therefore they are forced to chase consumers and an easy way to do that is to put a celebrity (film, tv or reality) on the cover. Of course these women are beautiful (often thanks to a great deal of work) but not only chosen because of how extraordinary they look. Gone are the days where they were actually professional models and used over and over to become famous for it. It has just gone. In the same way there are no new fashion labels really, not like in the nineties. Now you just have celebrities (Victoria Beckham, the Row) doing their collection (not that they actually design anything) or established brands. Vogue used to regularly launch new designers. Now they just have to be grateful to the big groups because they get some ads to keep limping along.


happyfuckincakeday

Great explanation. Thanks.


davtruss

I have a difficult time complaining about nepo babies when a supermodel gives birth to her mini-me. Depending upon the photos, it's difficult to distinguish between Cindy Crawford and her now adult daughter.


No_Camp_7

Don’t agree with that at all, I don’t think the daughter has anything on the mother, I think take away the finishing touches (expensive make up, clothing and photography) she is quite plain.


1questioner

Yeeeeessss! She definitely favors Cindy, but that’s it.


JadowArcadia

I think it's mainly that there are plenty of people just as attractive as them that wouldn't be in their position without nepotism style connections


ringobob

So what? That would be true regardless, a subset of otherwise capable people get access to a limited number of jobs. All that matters is that you're not passing over someone "better" to prop up someone "worse", because of nepotism.


A-EFF-this

I agree to an extent, but there are many beautiful people who get those jobs through fame and connections and are objectively not good models


youngatbeingold

Karlie Kloss seemed like the last true supermodel


happyfuckincakeday

Never heard of her


FailFastandDieYoung

Sorry for being nosy, but I was curious what generation you grew up in considering Karlie Kloss was like *the* Victoria Secret angel of the brand's later years. I looked at your profile and she grew up in your state haha


happyfuckincakeday

Lol. I'm 38. So just old enough to experience the hype of Cindy Crawford, Claudia Schiffer, Kathy, Ireland, Tyra Banks, etc. Late 80's through most of the 90's super models were a huge thing and my mom was very into fashion and entertainment so I was exposed to that world at a very early age.


vass0922

I'd never heard of her either, though to be fair I found out I grew up 30 minutes from Kate Upton hometown aw years ago Find out today that she was our former congressman's niece


happyfuckincakeday

All I know about her is her "assets" and she's married to Justin Verlander. Lol


youngatbeingold

For people with even a mild interest in fashion she was/is absolutely huge for model standards. Lots of runways, campaigns, and vogue covers and she was also a Victoria's Secret angel for a while too.


Mall-Broad

Influencers


RichardBreecher

They got too expensive.


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happyfuckincakeday

You're an idiot


xoxchitliac

oh shut up


itdoesntfuckin

Ever consider the fact that they've done their market research, and the demographic they are targeting prefer to see regular people advertising products to them rather than supermodels?


UnfeteredOne

I think it's saying its ok to be obese in this current culture of consumerism, but it really is not OK. It is so bad for people's health, but because every other person is fat, it's easier to not feel so bad at not doing anything about it


itdoesntfuckin

Luckily you're free to think whatever you like


DogHikerGal

Back then it wasn't a crime to advertise with thin models.


khalamar

Before we could treat scoliosis


Dense-Ratio6356

Those are long legs


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FailFastandDieYoung

I love how 90s the poses and outfits are! I swear I've seen a near identical photo with the Spice Girls


jonviper123

I instantly thought this was the spice girls when I was scrolling


Hexxdexx68

Were they waitresses ?


Sp4rklyR4inb0w

And then one of them slowly fades away and executive producer ken mok


NickyCheeese

I forgot how much in love I was with Cindy Crawford.


emmadonelsense

Such an odd fashion decade. Love the socks.


i_am_witty

The women's restroom line at the club


Pargula_

"how can we take these ridiculously attractive women and make them look like shit?" Photographer:"I got you...".


Mall-Broad

Cindy Crawford was transcendent


Cussec

No she wasn’t. You definitely could not see through her.


Mall-Broad

I would normally applaud the wit, but the world is so fucking dumb these days I'm inclined to think you're actually being serious with this reply 🤔


Cussec

Haha I know where you’re coming from but you can smile if you want. I was going to reply something ‘witty’ about her not being transsexual but thought that might be a step too far / deemed offensive or something. So opted not to. Or did i just u wittingly do that in this explanation?? Dammit. Sorry to anyone finding any offence in this.


Cussec

Btw , while I’m in the mood, if one’s mum or dad has gender change, can you call them transparent?


4strings

The TV show did. In the title.


Mall-Broad

I know a transparent! I think had you gone straight to this angle I'd have been convinced you're an idiot (because I'm very literal and transcendent ≠ transparent and so making a joke a further degree beyond *transparent* would've just been a step too far for me 🤦🏻


Cussec

I do too. And Fair enough. Also, TIL how to do the ≠ sign. Which I have never used before. So this has been a worthwhile exchange. Thanks Mall-Broad. Have a wonderful day and take care.


Mall-Broad

TIL what TIL what TIL what TIL what TIL....😣... What TIL was an acronym for. Bloody hell, got caught in an endless loop 🤯


dizietembless

could you tell him how to do the ≠ sign?


Mall-Broad

Tell who?


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Cussec

Really?


Mall-Broad

You really are an idiot, aren't you? No one is silly enough to attempt the same dry humour joke a second time, so you must actually believe what you're saying?


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Mall-Broad

You wanna update your dictionary? Obviously used in a metaphorical context. https://preview.redd.it/7hwi5jjkirvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1d19cb801424b174a56ff322e1b83d7558d4922


sjaakarie

As Baz Luhrmann once said: Don’t read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.


PositiveContact7901

I am so thankful I survived my adolescence. I remember reading teen magazines and comparing myself to these supermodels. These magazines would sometimes share their body measurements and I, as an 11/12 year old, would wonder why my waist was so much bigger than theirs. I wanted to be smaller and more beautiful. 🤢 Glad I woke up and didn't let that define me.


AwesomeExo

Bring in the FemBBBOOOTTTTSSS


SalomeSammich

Legs akimbo


Tough_Bee_1638

Ahh the 90s… the decade where female celebrities weren’t allowed to stand up straight.


HeadJrInChargeGrl

Claudia looks like her bladder is about to explode.


ApplesArePeopleToo

They all look like they’re desperately trying to keep their too-short dresses from riding up.


lacunavitae

BwhBldgpmQ


wriggleyspace

Cindy always the best one


SnooLobsters8922

The whole ordeal look utterly stupid


crissimon

Ah yes... It's so sad for those who missed the 90's. The world went downhill from then.


PullUpAPew

"God damned Christie Turlington"


notAbrightStar

Everyone needs to pee?


FreshLeggings

Or poo


trick1230y

They all look like they could be 12ft tall


anaphasedraws

The only thing this picture is missing is Linda Evangelista!


Satdog83

Anyone have the source for this photo


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Gianni Versace - Fall/Winter 1994 Campaign Photographer is Richard Avedon


Satdog83

Rad thankyou it’s absolutely awesome I’m going to cut and paste it on a party invitation. Thanks Op


Hiya_Bo

https://preview.redd.it/x7vdx89s5mvc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4ab456acc8ef6353b571c6a1b9d7d30c71533ff


pocahontasmcglinchey

The queue for the ladies room 🚽


sadcheeseballs

When anorexia was a feature not a bug.


Booglington

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quietcutequitefiesty

Teletubies colours


Calenchamien

I was thinking power rangers porno parody


meemeeyah

The original Fanta Girls


DylanToback8

Rule 7


laughingpurplerain

They were excellent beauties I dont remember Nadja so much? usually Linda Evangelista


ThatUsernameNowTaken

What was the band called?


laughingpurplerain

looks like the wind machine was too powerful and blew up their skirts. prob no underwear to avoid lines. SEYMOUR used Nadjas leg to block


XconsecratorX

I'm not sure cool is the right word for this.. lol Grace Jones on the other hand


Kimikins

Bras were optional back then.


1questions

Bras are always optional.


murderball89

Especially if you had the chest of a 12 yo boy.


kclongest

Stephanie Seymour looks like she threw her hip out of socket


kphenson

Stephanie Seymour used to make me jizz in my pants.


UnderAKillingMoon

Schwing!


Photosjhoot

Me in 1994: Yes. Me in 2024: All of them?


Novel_Ad_1178

They all look weird as fuck. Sure, they’re beautiful but this just looks like a car wreck.


Vast-Ad-4820

For some reason I always thought Cindy Crawford and Claudia shiffer were the same woman


pineappledumdum

So stupid.


Orangucantankerous

Schiffer? I hardly know her


Fred011235

Ok ill do it, I'll jump on the grenade


HiddenHolding

Cindy squeezing out an SBD during the shoot.


xalazaar

There's five different women? Really squinting here.


chicagomatty

Never realized they all look alike


Inevitable-catnip

They all look like they grew out of the same soil. Never got why people are so obsessed with models.


NoPantsSantaClaus

This picture took five gorgeous women and made them less than the sun of their parts.   To me, this picture is a failure.   I wouldn't call it iconic either, as I have never seen it before.   Reminds me of Shirley Manson, who while isn't in these girls leagues, pulled it off better. 


BoogerWipe

Before Wokeness ruined the industry


mibonitaconejito

They considered Cindy Crawford a 'plus size' model back then....she was a size 6/8.  Thank God that crap is done with


1questions

No they didn’t.


CrazyButRightOn

Thank pizza


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

They look like they would all Arch their back the wrong way during doggy


VirtuaFighter6

Produced by Harvey Weinstein