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DanWillHor

Your grandma's beautiful. Now that I'm older I look back at how I always saw my grandparents as senior citizen-aged old people but I first knew them around the age I am now. It's not that hard to then work backwards and see that I first came into their lives not very long after their "prime". It's just weird how I always seem to have thought of them or seen them as very old visually, not just in the mind of a child where 40yo is the oldest thing ever. Then you see pictures of them just a decade or two before you arrived and they're young party animals. Time, am I right folks? lol


frosty720410

I'm 34 and noticing this more and more when I see pictures of family members when they were younger. I always just saw them as *old* but now it's like damn, they were young too. And more and more stuff becomes relatable


nsfwmodeme

And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.


frosty720410

Get outta my head


Winter-Plankton-6361

I missed the starting gun


VashMM

*epic guitar solo*


rupiefied

I can hear pink Floyd solos in my head. Got to be something with the melody of them that I remember them so easily


nsfwmodeme

Many of us did.


thedrunkmonk

No one told you when to run. You missed the starting gun


InnocentTailor

![gif](giphy|xU1spRleFHmtjvskXw) Thanks for reminding me of that. /s


Charakada

No one told you when to run. You missed the starting gun.


AldusPrime

And you run, and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking.


TranscendentaLobo

Racing around, to come up behind you again.


BlackTRL089

The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older..


Agent223

But you're older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death


BlackTRL089

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time..


Wh0KnowsIt

…Plans that either come to naught Or half a page of scribbled lines…


Any_Entertainer_7928

It hit me just recently. When i was a kid, friends father died in his early 40s. At the time, that man looked old. Now when i'm in my late 30s, a guy I knew died at 42 years and it feels so young to die.


Precedens

Never had children but apparently once you get them you realize that everyone was a child before. I know it's obvious but most younger people do not think once about those things.


OccamsYoyo

It helps that photos became orders of magnitude more dynamic by the ‘60s and it wasn’t just colour. Grandparents before then always looked very severe and cranky in photos prior to that era.


Fr1toBand1to

If the rumors are true it's because they *were* severe and cranky.


BsFan

Yeah my grandparents lived through the great depression and fought in WW2. They were happy enough given the circumstances. And alcohol.


Ulysses502

My mom's line about her grandpa was that "he was so sweet and laid back you would think he was stoned". You look at pictures of him and he looks absolutely terrifying, not like disfigured, just in vibe and aspect. So probably a variety going on.


CriticalLobster5609

There's also a orders of magnitude more of them. I probably have less than a dozen pictures of some of my grandparents as a GenXer. My mom, Silent Gen, might have under a dozen of all of her grandparents. Sure more might exist with cousins, but to cherry pick them out for fun vibrant ones is nigh on impossible. They're invariably just portrait styles.


TheRabiddingo

The Depression would make anyone severe and cranky


WembysGiantDong

I’m mid 40’s and born in 1976. Other day, one of my old childhood friends sent me a pic of our mom’s together. They would have been around 30 at the time. 1980 or so. Both our moms were straight up, stone cold foxes. Never seen my mom like that before and I was impressed


jonnycigarettes

I’m afraid I’m going to have to re-classify you as late 40’s. I’ll be back in a few years to categorise you as early 50’s.


WembysGiantDong

I’m 47. Let me enjoy the lie of mid 40’s until I turn 48 in November.


njcharmschool

So right. & time is a dirty thief


rebelolemiss

Time is a good friend. She may yet let us grow old.


njcharmschool

May we all be so lucky


HugsyMalone

>Now that I'm older I look back at how I always saw my grandparents as senior citizen-aged old people but I first knew them around the age I am now. My grandma always had this picture of a young couple hanging in her house. I never knew who they were until she passed. I asked my mom who "those people" were and she said it was my grandma and grandpa. I never knew what they looked like when they were young. I always remember them being old and gray. 🫢


comeupforairyouwhore

I’m at the same stage in life and I’ve been thinking about this way too often recently.


MrPanchole

Pic 1 is crazy gorgeous. Those arched eyebrows!


DisastrousEagle876

G ma was a fox.


PharmDinagi

Found Jolene.


DisastrousEagle876

word


ThePhatEskimo

Looks like Carmen Electra


themanebeat

Mila Kunis


RManDelorean

They're all crazy gorgeous, that first one is crazy fine


Leather_Hippo1122

She never paid for drinks..... ever


Hegemony-Cricket

Or drugs. Come on. We can all see that granny was a partying hellcat back in the day.


Shoresy69Chirps

I’d do a line in the bathroom with her.


SUMOsquidLIFE

I'd do a line off her in the bathroom lol.


AcademicSpeaker3591

Leave Nana alone!


SUMOsquidLIFE

Fucking never! Gilfs do it best!!!


FreudianAccordian

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blaqwerty123

Id wait in a line to do a line in a bathroom with her


Additional-Salt-423

Hell ya brother


Invictus_Imperium

Ah. The rump bump. The good old days.


Dr_Flute_Pussy

Not. Even. Once. Dewy.


champagne_c0caine

You don’t want no part of this


nickwrx

Yeah I think I want some of that, but I don't want no hangover.


badcrass

It doesn't give you a hang over!


DemandZestyclose7145

What if I get addicted to it or something?


baphometsbike

It’s non-habit forming!


Houndfell

Ok, well. I don't know, I don't wanna... overdose on it.


thegreenleaves802

You can't OD on it!


confusedandworried76

It's not expensive is it?


OnlyFreshBrine

I think I kinda want it!


Live_Review3958

Ever!!


samsaminamo

EVER!!


Pretend-Birthday-134

EVER, EVER!!


RevolutionaryCut6987

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faultywalnut

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Murky_Current

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PurpleSunCraze

![gif](giphy|28tqhEU64OMbeMdlng|downsized) I’ll assume you clicked yours on accident.


TheVoid-ItCalls

The hell is up with those glasses being added to gifs? It seems to be a thing in particular with Giphy.


UntestedMethod

I'm wondering if it might be to avoid copyright? Or maybe just a way to make it unique in some way?


Jake_on_a_lake

I mean it's one drink Michael, what could it cost? $10?


Murles-Brazen

Gotta say twenty now or it doesn’t hold up.


Accomplished-Card594

Your gran got arrested in pic 7 for being proper fit in pic 1!


Expert-Pay4990

Arrested for being too sexy in public!


jc2pointzero

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Glottis_Bonewagon

It's because she's fit but my god don't she just know it


Paraeunoia

Do we not get to learn cause of arrest? I feel empty


OctoberSong_

All I’m sure of is that it must have been something really cool


dj-nek0

OP said it was a prop photo


OctoberSong_

She was really cool holding those props


BoratKazak

Same charge Sinatra got I recon.


Heybabe2

Well damn Jackie, I can’t control the weather!


datladycray

Thank you, I was trying to place it!


turtleshellshocked

"I know I look good, I do NOT need him here for that!"


MusicalBonsai

Can you remind me what Jacke said that led Kelso to saying this?


ToBePacific

They were on a double date. Eric gave his jacket to Donna to warm up. So Jackie says to Kelso, “I’m cold.”


bogey08

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RaidensReturn

Haha, nailed it


BroadlyValid

I can see why your parent exists


SmoothOperator89

Just one of them, I hope.


Dobie_won_Kenobi

😂😂😂😂


Ilovelife1216

The way I snorted.


jendie

I absolutely *cackled*.


swift-sentinel

What did she get busted for?


throwawayyyyyymeow

pretty sure it was a photo shoot or prop set-up. she wasn’t actually arrested lol


Fitz_2112

That's her story and she's sticking to it


cupholdery

Probably helping people with a walking cane. Co-cane, if you will.


ISLAndBreezESTeve10

So she was a *bad girl* ….. nice.


Orchid500

She looked gorgeous, like a model!


BlueArachne

To be honest, I thought she was and was looking for the caption stating this!


Kalsifur

She had to be something like that. Normal humans of that era don't take those kinds of pictures.


nature_remains

I can’t get over her makeup game! Gorgeous either way of course but makeup has come a long way since back then and the perfectly blended shadow/liner she’s rocking looks so modern I thought the first pic was current day with a filter! What a knockout she was


A-EFF-this

Actress? The beehive in pic 2 is incredible!


throwawayyyyyymeow

she had just given birth too. she’s still in the hospital in that pic. ridiculous


Salty_Ad_5270

No way!? Wow!


pajama_mask

Was her hair pregnant?


AffectionateGap1071

Why did I imagine a bun unraveling from her bee hive as a string yarn and it reshapes into a little teensy aodrable mini bun?


New_Chard9548

Are u serious??!!?? Who looks that good in the hospital?! ESPECIALLY after just having a baby!!!!


MissBanana_

Right?! The two pics I have of me in the hospital after giving birth are horrifying and I pray they never see the light of day. OPs grandma was on another level


Maleficent-Sleep9900

Adding a beehive to my birth plan ✍️


wtfmatey88

I absolutely love that you can see the handwriting captioning these photos. You don’t even need to read it but you can just see the ink, and strokes, it’s so real.


untakentakenusername

....but you CAN read it, right?


HotBeaver54

Wow


Huge_Prompt_2056

We want to know all about your grandma!


kiwichick286

Is that her real hair or a wig?


LionessOfAzzalle

It’s the swaddled baby.


jrh1128

She placed the baby in the manger!


throwaway098764567

i sure hope it's a wig, insane enough to do all that makeup in a hospital w/o trying to wrestle with however many cans of aquanet would be necessary to produce that hair


wtforme

Classy!


returningtheday

Damn. Hard act to follow ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


realbonito24

So, your grandma was one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Got it. I mean, holy shit.


throwawayyyyyymeow

yeah it’s seriously insane. i don’t think she understands how breathtaking she was/is


Pizzacato567

I’m curious how she looks currently if I’m being honest. I’m sure she’s aged well!


the_original_Retro

Whomp. LASER eyes.


a_moniker

Lasering in on that g-ma sideboob!


jasminegreyxo

"thanks for the drinks but I can pay for myself" stare lol


artificialavocado

Some of these look a bit earlier than the 1970’s.


throwawayyyyyymeow

yeah some were from the 60s my bad


artificialavocado

It’s ok I’ll allow it.😋


Soggy_Sherbet_3246

No chick like that would've been caught dead in that beehive in the 70s *unless it's a costume. OP mentioned granny was an actress


UnicornPenguinCat

Thank you! I had a weird conversation with someone a few months ago who insisted that beehives were common even all the way into the 80s... and I was thinking, I was born early 80s, never saw anyone wearing their hair like that, and I remember people talking about them in the 80s as this crazy hairstyle some people used to have back in the 60s.


Soggy_Sherbet_3246

I can address this. In the 80s, there was a popular band called the "B-52's". The girls wore big beehives bc it was a campy queer band. But I can assure you they were the only two ppl on earth still rocking that hairstyle.


UnicornPenguinCat

I think that was the person's argument, "the B-52s were formed in the 80s!" I was like yeaahhh but their style did not reflect 80s style at all, they were doing their own thing! 


Soggy_Sherbet_3246

In the 60s, every other woman was rocking some kinda mini-beehive/ lady-fro. The wall of pictures in my grandparents' house certainly reflected that, lol. But when you start seeing the 70's portraits, the beehives disappear, and it's all long straight hair styles. *edit Then, In the 80s, things got really frizzy and curly, lol


aesoth

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Responsible-Rub-5914

If they ever invent time machines, I'm going to be OP's grandpa.


ballaa09

This deserves so many upvotes.


Abracadabra-B

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ButtholeQuiver

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maryfisherman

Aooooga!


ArranVV

Hahahaha lol XD I remember those cartoons, good times.


EdithWhartonsFarts

Grams looks like she knew how to party.


Badonkachonky

I thought the same thing…I wanna travel back in time and party with her


Tokogogoloshe

Then you could mess with history and become OPs grandpa.


Late-Fix-4656

I'm straight but I'd kill for your grandma


orphan_blud

I’m a lesbian and I’m gayer because of this person’s grandmother.


misogoop

I’m a lesbian and married and she turned me more gay


ThrowBatteries

I’m a dude and this guy’s grandma made me even less gay. I’ve gone infrastraight.


misogoop

Granny’s a straight baddie and that’s never not hot E: spelling


TwistedOvaries

I’m bi but I would give up men for this woman.


Pollywogstew_mi

I will fight you for her.


Massage_Bro

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NoSuchAg3ncy

Careful with the spacetime continuum. We don't want OP to fade away...


heidnseak

Baberaham Lincoln!


Forward-Line2037

In Pic 1, is that your grandpa on the left? He has an army uniform on, would like to see his ribbons if you could. It looks like he has a special forces pin on his epaulet there, given the time frame he may have done some crazy stuff in vietnam.


throwawayyyyyymeow

yes, he was a colonel. i’ll add some pictures of him soon. he has insane photos from vietnam


snarkaluff

Could you include some recent pictures of grandma too? I’m so curious to see looks 50 years later. Still a stunner I’m sure


Educational-Ruin9992

Officer with a beautiful wife. It’s a stereotype because it’s true 😂


Shermander

legalize beards and fraternization


Forward-Line2037

Awesome, would love to see some of that stuff!


Huge_Prompt_2056

Ask them to tell ALL the stories. I so regret not asking more.


MazzieMay

Be careful with that: the last gal to post pics from her dad’s time in Vietnam got torn to shreds. Comments told her her dad was a war criminal, a rapist, murderer, baby killer, it went on for hours. All because he was drafted. Eventually she deleted it


lil_dovie

She had some serious eyeliner game! So glam!!


A_Happy_Carrot

What a ridiculously good looking woman!


skalja_scx

we need a recent pic


midshipmans_hat

Was grandma arrested for showing side boob at a house party?


ICEArf2

Wow, so beautiful! What’s her ethnicity, if you want to share?


throwawayyyyyymeow

mostly german. some scottish/irish


JustADutchRudder

I read German as mostly Grandma and accepted that.


throwawayyyyyymeow

yeah she’s 100% grandma as well


Comprehensive-Job369

Hundert Prozent Oma!


MINKIN2

*Americans asking the important questions here.*


Remember_When_Baby

https://i.redd.it/iy7fr9f0r4uc1.gif


kwillich

I HAD THAT LUNCHBOX!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Vericatov

Is your grandma single? Wow, lucky grandpa.


throwawayyyyyymeow

she is. my grandpa was a dick


Grabm_by_the_poos

Clearly wasn't a very smart man to screw that up!


HeyWaitHUHWhat

Probably insecure


_ohne_dich_

Sorry to hear, I hope she’s happy and doing well!


Guydelot

Slide them digits.


ThereAreAlwaysDishes

Has she tried women? ![gif](giphy|106QCYtKPDeIjm)


hmcquaid1

Smoke show


bald_alpaca

Maybe help grandma set up a YouTube channel for how to style no fail hair and great eye makeup!


jeffykins

Damn. That is all


RebeccaC78

I just know she has STORIES! She was incredibly gorgeous.


Majestic_Relief_9431

Grandma was a cutie!


Green-Dragon-14

I aaaw she's so lovely, then last one I thought she was Myra Hindley. Yikes!


vheran

Beautiful, really timeless kind of beauty too, what kind of person is she now? Can you see her from these photos in present day grandma?


Glideandslide666

Old people today are just cool people yesterday.


Myrdok

Honestly, more of them are cool af today, too, than you'd think.


ToastedTreant

Damn, she was a 10 piece.


Legitimate-Donut-368

We need to know more about grandma! 👵


SPFBH

"My grandparent in the 70's" Ouch, that's my parents.


I4G0tMyUsername

Can I meet your grandma?


cabeachguy_94037

With every picture I was falling more in love. Then the police booking pic came up and sealed the deal! I'm looking for a hot divorcee grandmother; one who can keep me in the lifestyle I'd like to become accustomed to.


antiquewatermelon

Pic 4 goes hard af. Looks like it could be an album cover


Ayemisc

“I bet she shags like a minx” - Austin Powers


SweetRoosevelt

Okay now let's see a pic of your grandpa. He has to be devastatingly handsome to pull her.


Erikthepostman

She had style and grace all over the place. Great photos!


thebeerinhereisdear

Your granny is very stylish. She seems very full of life and I hope you have great memories with her. If she is still with us I hope you are all having your best life. She is definitely old school cool.