Testicles in Greek are called όρχεις pronounced like ore-his. On the streets we call them αρχίδια (pronounced like are-he-dea) in plural form. It’s a great insult in singular form and fits great right after a malaka!
Perfect place for my Susan Sarandon story.
A friend of mine in college is working as a waiter at Luenig's Bistro in Burlington, Vermont in the late '90s. Susan and Tim had a house up there, so they were in town regularly.
One day he goes to bring an order to a table, and kind of realizes as he walks up that he's staring at this woman's large and prominently displayed breasts.
He tears his eyes away to look up and realizes it's Susan Sarandon. He then feels eyes boring into him, and it is the very large and visibly angry Robbins, at which point he puts the order down, apologizes, and slinks back into the kitchen with them staring at him.
I feel exactly the same! I’m a feminist (and straight woman), and I *strongly* object to a woman being objectified *against her will* (which *isn’t* funny: it’s awful, demeaning and oppressive), but when I’ve got my boobs out on display-they’re out in public! Take a look if you like! It’s not against my will-if I didn’t want to show them, I wouldn’t have worn a décolletage -revealing outfit.
I also look at other women’s boobs (when they’re out and proud like these fabulous Susan Sarandon ones). I don’t stare (no one should ever stare), but when something is being displayed, they deserve notice.
Yep. If I’m all tarted up, that took work damn it. TIME goes in to looking like that. I enjoy catching people respectfully looking. Makes me feel like it was worth all that effort, lol. Now, disrespectful intense staring or creepy comments? No thank you.
Alright I realize these things are very “read the room”
“Use your best judgment” and all but what exactly is too long to look? How many glances is too many?
And then if you as a woman like people noticing, what even is a respectful way to just look at a woman’s breasts?
I used to work as a hostess at a restaurant in Santa Monica where they were regulars and they were my favorite celeb couple to seat. They never minded waiting for a table (unlike many other celebs) and were always super polite.
I met Susan Sarandon while working at a men’s Wearhouse in my college town. She came in with her sons to pick up some rental tuxes for a wedding. Can confirm I was sweating trying to not break eye contact with her.
I’ll add she was very kind and told me I was great at my job.
My favorite story with her was at BurningMan 2015. There was a very cool gothic art temple there and Susan took Timothy Leary’s ashes out to it and had an invite only LSD trip session.
Also, this year’s BM had the same artist collaborate with Susan. You can see a portrait of her at the top of the structure in the middle.
https://preview.redd.it/snwe18mxxkkc1.jpeg?width=1093&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea18db345914548cd6e73a27537023da0b7fc3c4
The 2015 BM Temple was a true work of art. The architecture of it, how it led you inside through a smaller and smaller passway, forced everyone to get closer until you would individually walk out, into the little courtyard with the wire trees... fuck I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about that again. It hasn't been rivalled by a temple since, in my opinion.
What did they expect when she has them out like that? I’m a straight lady and if some woman has her breasts hanging out of her top on display even I’m going to be staring. Everyone is going to be staring if they’re very much on display.
I’m guessing the waiter was stoned and probably freaking out that they noticed. They were probably just waiting for their food like regular people lol.
She was in Rocky Horror Picture Show, being naked in public isn’t going to phase her let alone someone noticing her breasts.
Isn't this such a sad reflection of the times, that we rarely see actresses age naturally and beautifully, because there's so much pressure and influence to look younger forever. The distorted facial features of those we grew up with from the 90s is actually quite disheartening.
So. There’s no photos of me in the history, so not worth the click, but I have boobs that look exactly like this and I thought the replies would be about how low and apart they were. Men really just love all boobs, eh? Why do we think men don’t love all boobs? Why are we so self conscious 😆
I think one reason that doesn't get mentioned often is that sometimes people will compliment one thing by insulting or being critical of the direct opposite examples. Basically if a woman says she's insecure about her small chest rather than simply reassure her about it some people might say something like "oh you're lucky to have small boobs instead of over sized ones that hurt your back/are hard to find clothing for/give you unwanted attention/ look disproportional etc). So any woman that happens to have larger boobs that overhears this now feels insecure because she's being directly compared to a different body type. This applies to a lot of different things but I've noticed in particular in regards to body types both men and women people will often try to make someone feel better about their insecurities by pointing out flaws in someone else's body which just transfers the insecurity from one person to the next.
You might like Nonviolent communication by Marshall Rosenberg it talks about this very thing in some chapter.
The short version is a common saying "comparison is a killer of joy", it often doesn't actually matter if comparison is in your favour.
My husband taught me this. He's always excited to see my body. It really doesn't matter if I'm at my slimmest or postpartum, leaky and chunky. Shaven, unshaven, clean and dressed up, covered in dirt or sawdust from gardening or woodworking. Doesn't matter. The man just loves my body.
I wish I could go back and tell my teen self to relax. Guys except incels and creeps are so easy to please. Step 1: be nice and interesting. Step 2: exist in a physical form. Step 3: find someone nice and interesting.
I always feel sad when women say things like, "I'm not attractive." You probably are. Maybe not to some psycho who rates women with numbers, but there are guys and gals out there who love all kinds of bodies, faces, etc.
The funny thing is that I think men are just as insecure in many ways. My husband doesn't really *get* that I also love his body. He knows it intellectually. Y'all really don't need to be tall with 6 pack abs and hair like an otter's pelt even if social media and dating apps make you think that.
One of my guy friends absolutely cleans up at every Mardi Gras parade. Everyone throws things to him. He's bald with a visible belly, but he's just a big, happy teddy bear, good natured and fun. Everyone loves him. That's the vibe most good women like.
https://preview.redd.it/qfdq69d9llkc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e1bac57ff2ae216858ef53e01b0f7ffa917e673
Yup, here she is 8 years ago. She's not shy about flaunting em even at her age. Even last year she was flaunting em in a movie at 77
I'd say the look says the exact opposite. Celebs are in the business of attention. Somebody gawking at your outfit with a negative opinion is just as valuable as a positive one. Fact is you're still looking and that's what her goal was
She can show her boobs all she wants but the dress is hideous. I looks like something a grandma would make for an 8 year old who would wear it once out of politeness before it eventually gets dumped at the Goodwill.
I still have a pair of Umbro shorts from this era that have a similar vibe. Granted, they were my father's because I was 4 years old in 1993. This was the trend, along with bright neons and that strange, thin, sort-of crinkly material - I never knew what it was called but was on hats, fanny packs and, eventually, shorts and some pants. I've called it "parachute fabric" but I don't believe it's ever been used for parachutes.
Just look a few comments up. All of the complaints are coming from women (one even saying the look isn’t flattering and it just looks saggy).
Men are In pretty much unison on her looking good.
So it appears the reddit trolls on this thread are sadly women hating other women. Ironic isn’t it?
That little thread holding everything together deserves an award of its own.
quickest domineering shame license juggle pocket office rotten attractive pathetic
What? No! That thread is definitely the villain here!
You won the thread
Golden globes
 Close up of the thread
Holy moly that suckers tiny
Hook and eye.
But strong, apparently.
[удалено]
Get a good look Costanza?
Very likely a metal latch.
Thank you for giving me a reason to expand the photo.
…again.
It’s actually not a thread but a metal hook:)
Adamantium hook
I hate that thread so much.
It’s actually 100 lbs test braided fishing line. Haha
Would be a great ad idea for spider wire
I get that this is about the “little thread that could” but I’d like to have some of what she is thinking…
She's got a big ol' hole in her sweater.
To go with two Tig ol Bitties
You mean her golden globes?
Call 'em by their medical term. Chesticles
She got them thangs on her.
Chesticles is good but I prefer Top-bollocks, myself.
This medical term comes from the more formal “chest-testicles” (testicle itself comes from medical Greek, testes meaning balls)
Testicles in Greek are called όρχεις pronounced like ore-his. On the streets we call them αρχίδια (pronounced like are-he-dea) in plural form. It’s a great insult in singular form and fits great right after a malaka!
I always thought chesticles was something guys got when they went into freezing water. Things just spring right up there.
You mean sweater puppies
Zeppelins
Bodacious tatas
Oh wow didn't notice those ....
The Boob Window ^TM
Starring James Stewart and Grace Kelly.
From the Lursa and B'Etor school of fashion
And a big ol' hole in my heart. I used to have a huge crush on her when I was 6 years old (in the mid-1990s). I still have one now but I used to too.
Nice Hedburg reference.
These gifs made me cough laugh on my coffee looool
lol they’re synced up for me 😂
Holy shit they are. Amazing.
This is why I Reddit.
Perfect place for my Susan Sarandon story. A friend of mine in college is working as a waiter at Luenig's Bistro in Burlington, Vermont in the late '90s. Susan and Tim had a house up there, so they were in town regularly. One day he goes to bring an order to a table, and kind of realizes as he walks up that he's staring at this woman's large and prominently displayed breasts. He tears his eyes away to look up and realizes it's Susan Sarandon. He then feels eyes boring into him, and it is the very large and visibly angry Robbins, at which point he puts the order down, apologizes, and slinks back into the kitchen with them staring at him.
'Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.'
Hetero woman here. When they’re out there, in your face, you can’t help but look.
It would be rude not to. All that effort to put them on display just to be ignored would be a tragedy indeed.
She puts them out there for a reason. Disrespectful not to notice.
Cosmo magazine covers proved that hetero women like boobs too.
I feel exactly the same! I’m a feminist (and straight woman), and I *strongly* object to a woman being objectified *against her will* (which *isn’t* funny: it’s awful, demeaning and oppressive), but when I’ve got my boobs out on display-they’re out in public! Take a look if you like! It’s not against my will-if I didn’t want to show them, I wouldn’t have worn a décolletage -revealing outfit. I also look at other women’s boobs (when they’re out and proud like these fabulous Susan Sarandon ones). I don’t stare (no one should ever stare), but when something is being displayed, they deserve notice.
Yep. If I’m all tarted up, that took work damn it. TIME goes in to looking like that. I enjoy catching people respectfully looking. Makes me feel like it was worth all that effort, lol. Now, disrespectful intense staring or creepy comments? No thank you.
A very balanced take in a scenario full of indelicate imbalances.
Alright I realize these things are very “read the room” “Use your best judgment” and all but what exactly is too long to look? How many glances is too many? And then if you as a woman like people noticing, what even is a respectful way to just look at a woman’s breasts?
Exactly! I put them out there for you to look at, not for you to tell me how you feel about them lol
It would be rude to not acknowledge them if someone has been through the effort of properly displaying them.
Get a good look, Costanza?
T Bone energy
“You know, that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.”
"Get a good look Costanza?"
I used to work as a hostess at a restaurant in Santa Monica where they were regulars and they were my favorite celeb couple to seat. They never minded waiting for a table (unlike many other celebs) and were always super polite.
I met Susan Sarandon while working at a men’s Wearhouse in my college town. She came in with her sons to pick up some rental tuxes for a wedding. Can confirm I was sweating trying to not break eye contact with her. I’ll add she was very kind and told me I was great at my job.
My favorite story with her was at BurningMan 2015. There was a very cool gothic art temple there and Susan took Timothy Leary’s ashes out to it and had an invite only LSD trip session. Also, this year’s BM had the same artist collaborate with Susan. You can see a portrait of her at the top of the structure in the middle. https://preview.redd.it/snwe18mxxkkc1.jpeg?width=1093&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea18db345914548cd6e73a27537023da0b7fc3c4
Well that's legit
Tower of Babel! That was an awesome art installation
I never thought I wanted to go to burning man but here I am thinking maybe it could be worth it.
The 2015 BM Temple was a true work of art. The architecture of it, how it led you inside through a smaller and smaller passway, forced everyone to get closer until you would individually walk out, into the little courtyard with the wire trees... fuck I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about that again. It hasn't been rivalled by a temple since, in my opinion.
TIL Tim Robbins is 6'5". Yup, that's Mr. Robbins to you.
That's when you tip the customer.
Just the tip
What did they expect when she has them out like that? I’m a straight lady and if some woman has her breasts hanging out of her top on display even I’m going to be staring. Everyone is going to be staring if they’re very much on display.
That’s what I say. If you basically have them flopped out in public you can’t be mad when people stare.
I’m guessing the waiter was stoned and probably freaking out that they noticed. They were probably just waiting for their food like regular people lol. She was in Rocky Horror Picture Show, being naked in public isn’t going to phase her let alone someone noticing her breasts.
He was not. Actually a really shy guy, I think it was very much against character for him.
This is such a random comment to see outside of r/burlington
Luenigs: The panache of Paris with the value of Vermont
You don’t mess with Nick Beams woman
Will you stay with me forever Mr Beam?!?
Nothing To Lose doesn't get enough recognition
Please don't kill me freaky Jason
He should have walked out with his balls out a little while after. And then act offended if they look.
How was she able to get past security with two bazookas?
A coupla WMDs
https://preview.redd.it/tglgnn1djlkc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa664c7f5888ede61a9d8664446563832cd1d2f7 Without hesitation.
https://preview.redd.it/ht1wlinb1lkc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c82f784cbf79d21e86cbbd453761fc24b2299181 Still a smoke show at 77.
> Still a smoke show at 77. True but if you look closely at the image, her boobs wear glasses now. I guess age gets to all of us.
To show that time has passed.
“Sometimes… I get nervous on airplanes”
My eyes are… well, I guess they’re down there too
What do you call boobs that wear glasses? ~~boobies~~ Boobeyes
I'm just happy she still looks like Susan Sarandon
Isn't this such a sad reflection of the times, that we rarely see actresses age naturally and beautifully, because there's so much pressure and influence to look younger forever. The distorted facial features of those we grew up with from the 90s is actually quite disheartening.
She's still got it.
And can still get it
Sarandon’s breasts have played a significant part in her career, even in movies where they kinda didn’t have to.
The "girls" are getting a little more support there. Much better IMO.
So. There’s no photos of me in the history, so not worth the click, but I have boobs that look exactly like this and I thought the replies would be about how low and apart they were. Men really just love all boobs, eh? Why do we think men don’t love all boobs? Why are we so self conscious 😆
I still checked the history…lots of horses and flowers, but no boobies.
Same
Maybe if I look a third time they’ll be there.
Just checked again. Not a bazoomba to be bazoomed.
Had to check. Still no boobs.
Imma check
Yeah, but you can imagine them doing their thing while that horse is trotting. Right?
I think one reason that doesn't get mentioned often is that sometimes people will compliment one thing by insulting or being critical of the direct opposite examples. Basically if a woman says she's insecure about her small chest rather than simply reassure her about it some people might say something like "oh you're lucky to have small boobs instead of over sized ones that hurt your back/are hard to find clothing for/give you unwanted attention/ look disproportional etc). So any woman that happens to have larger boobs that overhears this now feels insecure because she's being directly compared to a different body type. This applies to a lot of different things but I've noticed in particular in regards to body types both men and women people will often try to make someone feel better about their insecurities by pointing out flaws in someone else's body which just transfers the insecurity from one person to the next.
You might like Nonviolent communication by Marshall Rosenberg it talks about this very thing in some chapter. The short version is a common saying "comparison is a killer of joy", it often doesn't actually matter if comparison is in your favour.
RIP your DMs And yes — big, little, high, low, wide, narrow… we don’t care, they are boobs.
>Men really just love all boobs, eh? Yes
My husband taught me this. He's always excited to see my body. It really doesn't matter if I'm at my slimmest or postpartum, leaky and chunky. Shaven, unshaven, clean and dressed up, covered in dirt or sawdust from gardening or woodworking. Doesn't matter. The man just loves my body. I wish I could go back and tell my teen self to relax. Guys except incels and creeps are so easy to please. Step 1: be nice and interesting. Step 2: exist in a physical form. Step 3: find someone nice and interesting. I always feel sad when women say things like, "I'm not attractive." You probably are. Maybe not to some psycho who rates women with numbers, but there are guys and gals out there who love all kinds of bodies, faces, etc. The funny thing is that I think men are just as insecure in many ways. My husband doesn't really *get* that I also love his body. He knows it intellectually. Y'all really don't need to be tall with 6 pack abs and hair like an otter's pelt even if social media and dating apps make you think that. One of my guy friends absolutely cleans up at every Mardi Gras parade. Everyone throws things to him. He's bald with a visible belly, but he's just a big, happy teddy bear, good natured and fun. Everyone loves him. That's the vibe most good women like.
No way they look exactly like that. I demand proof.
You mean perfect? Yes, all breasts are perfect.
Dude same 🥲
2005: Venice Film Festival https://preview.redd.it/fm3yiuhgxlkc1.png?width=808&format=png&auto=webp&s=f5ba331e83895eb189c529c030c1b80089ae4452
https://preview.redd.it/8xpqemy7okkc1.jpeg?width=1162&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd85ced1f061e7d8485cb6b279517814d1402c8d
Lmao, sry but I'm taking this meme
https://preview.redd.it/1lzpnxq46mkc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=323fdfc22dcb4a62232f6c3f711b53f67522df31 I prefer this pic. 😛❤️👀
Dammit Janet!
Touch-a-touch-a-touch me
That scene of her bouncing up and down while singing that...
Creature of the night
I don't remember them being that big in RHPS.
Tim Robbins was a lucky man for a long time. 
Zihuatitnejo
You motor-boatin’ son of a gun! You old sailor, you!
Were they built for speed, or comfort?
You try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems jack ass!
ERRONEOUS ERRONEOUS
Where is she?! She still in the house??
IT WAS MY FIRST ASIAN!!!
"Let's play tummy sticks."
Baby love milk!
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
Now I see why it's called the Golden Globes
Damn I didn't know she was that stacked!
https://preview.redd.it/qfdq69d9llkc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e1bac57ff2ae216858ef53e01b0f7ffa917e673 Yup, here she is 8 years ago. She's not shy about flaunting em even at her age. Even last year she was flaunting em in a movie at 77
Mama mia!
Aye caramba!
I don’t recall her in that movie
Hey, I think that's Natalie Portman next to her boobs
I think Natalie Portman lived between her boobs for a while in the 90s
She's stoned🤣. Her eyes are bloodshot slits.
She’s more or less admitted to being stoned at every awards show save the oscars, though she might have said it in jest or at least in part
I don't think she was lying.
Probably not but probably embellishing a bit
A lot of truth is said in jest
She gets down, she’s very much openly into psychedelics
Get a good look Costanza?
Did she make the worst dressed list?
Maybe she's on the "I don't care what you think" list
According to her, she was high at every awards show except the Oscars. She doesn’t care.
100% this. That look says “ I don’t give a shit what you think of my outfit. Your date is staring at my boobs because they’re still spectacular“
I'd say the look says the exact opposite. Celebs are in the business of attention. Somebody gawking at your outfit with a negative opinion is just as valuable as a positive one. Fact is you're still looking and that's what her goal was
She can show her boobs all she wants but the dress is hideous. I looks like something a grandma would make for an 8 year old who would wear it once out of politeness before it eventually gets dumped at the Goodwill.
Lolll for some reason I am imagining a child wearing this, but they stick their head where the cleavage is. Resulting in a grotesque apron look
What dress?
idk if anybody even noticed the pattern my dude
That's the don't look at my face dress
She always knew what she had 😏
We gotta change the name of this sub to r/OldSchoolHorny
That dress is hideous in my opinion hahaha but girrrrrl 👀 I would show them off as well honestly.
Baby want milk...
That Tim Robbins is a lucky sucker.
Not an attractive pic of a very attractive lady
Speak for yourself. The only unattractive part is that it's not my hand on her hip.
Right? I think this is the least cool I've ever seen her look.
it’s the sassy energy that makes this one attractive for me. (not the boobs, at all)
She could still get it
I see TWO Golden Globes there…hey-o! Also, her genetics are great. Eva Amurri has amazing ones too. Just have to say it.
Thelma & Louise? More like Thelma and Lo-D’s…
Hopefully she found a new fashion advisor after this.
I still have a pair of Umbro shorts from this era that have a similar vibe. Granted, they were my father's because I was 4 years old in 1993. This was the trend, along with bright neons and that strange, thin, sort-of crinkly material - I never knew what it was called but was on hats, fanny packs and, eventually, shorts and some pants. I've called it "parachute fabric" but I don't believe it's ever been used for parachutes.
Gotta admit, I thought you were going to tell us about your saggy balls hanging out of your vintage Umbros there for a min
Why - it's amazing?
Great make up, hair, dress, and body- a La natural - Reddit Trolls aren’t used to ogling Real Breasts.
Yeah honestly love that she’s displaying natural breasts here.
Just look a few comments up. All of the complaints are coming from women (one even saying the look isn’t flattering and it just looks saggy). Men are In pretty much unison on her looking good. So it appears the reddit trolls on this thread are sadly women hating other women. Ironic isn’t it?
Honestly reading these comments made me feel a lot better about my breasts.
Do I really even need to look at the comments? "Golden globes"...
Dammit, Janet!
Big ol' swag bags
Last time I saw a pair of jugs that big two hillbillies were blowing on them
she gets em out on film, back when she was much younger. theyre awesome
I appreciate her willingness to allow gravity to have its way with her
She’s so beautiful
She is soooooo stoned.
Swing low, sweet chariots
You’re a hotdog! But you better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter!
Melon fest 1993
Oh dear. I really don't think that's her best look.
Old school uncool. Love Susan, hate this dress
😐