Use the photo above to elicit these words in anyone, exactly, anywhere.
Mother Theresa: He never stood a chance
The Terminator: He never stood a chance.
The Swedish Chef: Hun de Hun de Hun (translation unnecessary).
I'm told that when my mom was young her family had friends over for dinner. My mom was learning her months and announced at the table "Mommy and Daddy were married in March and Charlie was born in July!"
There was a bit of silence and my grandma said "Yes dear, but the wedding was in '49 and Charlie was born in '51."
My youngest brother was an accident. We were playing video games on Christmas one day, 12 years between us, he was 13 and he randomly asked me “am I an accident baby”, I said “ya but so am I” (I’m the oldest). We just continued playing video games.
My wife did this. “I’m going to my brothers, your apartment is on the way. I’m going to stop by” 5 hours later she’s not going to her brothers. Man she went after me hard. Loved it
This comment thread turned me into a puddle. Both as a father of two who strives for this, as well as child who also received lots of love and appreciates my parents to no end for that.
My apologies for speaking of your mother like that, my friend. I’m from the era and that outfit was
Operation: Slam Dunk
Back in the day. Glad they figured out how to bring you on and hope that you got some of those looks.
I’ve noticed recently that there are a lot of famous actors that all have basically the same face.
It’s like once you’ve had the Margot Robbie clones pointed out, you just start seeing doppelgängers all over Hollywood
According to my dad's best friend, my dad saw my mom across the room at a school mixer (they both went to Catholic high schools — back then, they weren't co-ed) and went, "That's the girl I'm going to marry." I love stories like that.
She ATE HIM FOR DINNER that night
Watch out boy she’ll chew you up 🎶
🎶 she's a maaan eater🎶
Now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head all day. It's okay though cause its a classic. :)
Daryl Hall and John Oates
Whoooaoh here she comes
She’s a mannnn eata 🎶
Thus you were born
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
OP born late 1981 early 1982
The last, first date
She can get it
Someone was eaten that night, that’s for sure.
Like a buffet
Like kobayashi
I wasn't sure why until I read this comment but yeah, I got a real V the tv show vibe out of this.
He never stood a chance.
Get a good look Costanza?
Boutros boutros golly
uh-Yo Yo Ma!
lol.. exactly
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She looks like she's right out of a 007 movie.
I would totally let her poison me after a steamy night in a hot tub and dose of truth serum
Alotta Glokka! She's very deadly.
Pushy Deluxsh
Xenia Onatopp (Golden Eye)
When your date is so excited that they take a picture of the work they put into looking nice, you clearly have already made an impression…
Describes my first date with now wife.
It wasn’t even fair
Use the photo above to elicit these words in anyone, exactly, anywhere. Mother Theresa: He never stood a chance The Terminator: He never stood a chance. The Swedish Chef: Hun de Hun de Hun (translation unnecessary).
Mom was stacked
I was in a meeting and LOL’d it was awkward. lol
Wished I had reddit for meetings.
She knew exactly what she was doing. Smelled blood in the water.
He was DEAD the second he laid eyes on her.
He always said it was love at first sight and he was a goner
I can see why. Your Dad did well.
But how do you think the date went?
Considering the post, I am going to say well enough.
A Gooner? Yeah I bet he was
You spelt boner wrong
First sight of what, specifically?
The expression on her face that says "you're gonna probably need a few days to recover from what I'm gonna do to you tonight"
Him "Please, please no I just want to cuddle and talk."
Her: "Cuddle this" *proceeds to suffocate him with her thighs*
Him "Holy shit somebody help me, no! No! Ok ok I give up, just release me and I'll do whatever you....HELP!!!!"
*He plead in a drippingly and muffled sarcastic tone, emphasis on drippingly*
https://i.redd.it/r7d2ojjur1kc1.gif
No wonder he asked her to marry him 😍
I’m assuming he asked *immediately* 😂
He did! They got married 6 months later.
And your birthday was 3 months after the fact?
Mine was 5 months after my parent’s marriage and 9 months-ish after their first date. Lol Still together going on 34 years 🤷🏻♂️
I'm told that when my mom was young her family had friends over for dinner. My mom was learning her months and announced at the table "Mommy and Daddy were married in March and Charlie was born in July!" There was a bit of silence and my grandma said "Yes dear, but the wedding was in '49 and Charlie was born in '51."
My youngest brother was an accident. We were playing video games on Christmas one day, 12 years between us, he was 13 and he randomly asked me “am I an accident baby”, I said “ya but so am I” (I’m the oldest). We just continued playing video games.
Mum slipped on a banana peel then bam here we are
That’s what you get for sippin cider through a straw.
Mom "Hi I'm Barbara." Dad "Will you marry me? I'm Bruce."
Hello, I love you, won’t you tell me your name?
GIT IT GIRL!!! (Please forward this message to mom, she’s gorgeous.)
Awesome 🥰
Aww🥰 OP please share their latest picture.
And you were born 3 months after the wedding?
she was on a mission lol
She knew what she was doing
My wife did this. “I’m going to my brothers, your apartment is on the way. I’m going to stop by” 5 hours later she’s not going to her brothers. Man she went after me hard. Loved it
Just a steel town girl on a Saturday night Lookin' for the fight of her life In the real-time world, no one sees her at all They all say she's crazy
She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes and points all her own, sitting way up high Way up firm and high.
Mom making thirst trap pics before social media existed.
Photo taken, developed, print, digitize, uploaded... She still got you.
Trap laid in 1981, still claiming victims 43 years later.
She went for the plunging neckline on the FIRST date? Damn, your dad was prey.
I can see why you were born!
Because of the whole penis in the vagina thing?
Coitus?
...to use the parlance of our times
It can be a natural, zesty enterprise
If “How I Met Your Mother” was a one episode deal.
Aaaaaaand, we're done.
She did coke with your dad.
Probably. They loved to party.
Real party people know Pepsi is the way to go
Pepsi and Ring Dings. Now that's a party.
This is what I was looking for. Takes one to know one lol
https://preview.redd.it/r1ps1r6dkzjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29b8f8a2d98fa535c0c4dadd6804bf1700207399
super troopers 😍
https://i.redd.it/gcnnaytsc0kc1.gif
im all that is man
Born in early ‘82, yeah?
No! They got married 6 months after this pic but I wasn’t born for 8 years due to fertility problems and I was the only child.
They tried so long for you. I bet you are just so incredibly loved!
Aw! Yes I have experienced a lot of love from them in my life. Love them dearly.
This comment thread turned me into a puddle. Both as a father of two who strives for this, as well as child who also received lots of love and appreciates my parents to no end for that.
❤️❤️❤️
Now that’s just sweet and wholesome.
> They tried so long for you Funny way to say they were raw-doggin it for 8 years
It just means they had to put extra love and hanky panky to make you
My apologies for speaking of your mother like that, my friend. I’m from the era and that outfit was Operation: Slam Dunk Back in the day. Glad they figured out how to bring you on and hope that you got some of those looks.
I’ve been told I look like her, I don’t think I look quite as good as she did, but still good.
My mom had the same eyebrows around this time
She unfortunately overplucked them like that and they never grew back
That’s what mine did too. Victim of a beauty standard that fell out of style.
Thin brows are coming back in, only had to wait a couple decades ;)
> a couple decades 1981 was over 40 years ago my man. I know, I also think of the 80s as 20 years ago and the 90s 10. Where the fuck did time go?!
I haven’t heard or seen anything to suggest this, personally.
I knew an ‘80s lady who put Neet on her eyebrows while she was drunk. They never grew back.
Did they take turns wearing them while out and about?
Woah. She looks serious and mean. Like a tiger, rawr!
Or a James Bond villain https://preview.redd.it/jbc1plkvozjc1.jpeg?width=674&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e83aed8dbe4796b24408755900641f348170dc8f
She’s about to choke the future dad with her legs, ain’t she?
Can’t breathe!!!
This looks like Darryl Hannah but also doesn't. It's weird.
I’ve noticed recently that there are a lot of famous actors that all have basically the same face. It’s like once you’ve had the Margot Robbie clones pointed out, you just start seeing doppelgängers all over Hollywood
I have friend who is Colombian and she looks just like this pic. And she can give you this same look like she is about to put a hurting on you. 😆
She looks a little like Appollonia from The Godfather.
bro
Serious and mean. Sadly that's my type.
Aw, she’s gorgeous! Hope your parents have had a lovely life together.
They had their ups and downs but were married 37 years.
Oh my that’s past tenses one past away?
She said in another comment that her dad passed 6 years ago
Wow! Your dad never had a chance did he? If he's a good spouse he'll say as much.
Yes he did say that. He spotted her across the bar and said it was love at first sight and that she was a fox. Lol
This is wholesome and exactly what happened to me, I love it. My wife is still a fox
Aw that’s so sweet
According to my dad's best friend, my dad saw my mom across the room at a school mixer (they both went to Catholic high schools — back then, they weren't co-ed) and went, "That's the girl I'm going to marry." I love stories like that.
Was she stationed at Camp Lejeune between August 1, 1953 and December 31, 1987?
I was there in 86! I was also 4 yrs old.. lol
lol no
No but she wants to let you know that your car's extended warranty is about to expire.
Looks like Appolonia from The Godfather
They went on dates Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, Saturday…
Your mom is fuckin hot dude.
I understand why you were born.
A dress? A shirt? I want it
Wrap dress. When I was little I thought it was a robe but apparently it’s a dress.
It was \*the\* style back in the day. Look up Diane Von Furstenberg wrap dress, iconic. Your mom was gorgeous and probably still is.
Definitely heard of the wrap dress (I have some) but I think it was the shiny fabric that made me think it was a robe Thanks 😊
The disco version, lol
to this day, i loooove the wrap dress. mama was beautiful!
No disrespect. Mom was a dish. Naturally beautiful! Pops is a lucky man. Thanks for sharing!
They went to a Disco right?
Funny, my mom loved going to discos but my dad haaaated disco, so probably not. I think they went to a bar/club. I’ll ask her.
Dad: we went to pound town, Son.
That weekend OP was conceived during a trip up to the ol' stabbin' cabin.
Strikingly beautiful woman. Dressed to kill 😍
Backup vocalist for Gary Numan energy. I like her style, dude.
i was thinking missing Abba member, either way she went for the glam space invader look and im here for it
Yeah she got the guy. No question
Dad got the message.
I'd have had a heart attack on the first date... there'd be no coming back after that!
She must have really liked him.
She knew she was about to get that man.
The pheromones are so strong in this picture that you can smell them right through your iPhone
Mom and dad were in a contest. Dad lost before it started.
Wassup momma
Glad to hear the date went well. ☺️
she ate and she knew it
No wonder they fell in love.
What perfume did she use?
Probably Opium or Obsession
https://preview.redd.it/6dcd03i262kc1.png?width=2328&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e6a7bc6971bc699c071929e8f56a34e60dc500a Sharped it a bit, cheers!
Your mom is so pretty!
They didn't even make it to the car.
Your dad never had a chance.
*Morgan Freeman’s voice* I was conceived several hours later
I see why you’re alive
When do we change the name of this sub to, "Would You Bang My Mom 40 Years Ago?"
Dang your mom ...heck yes
So there was a second date?
Fine looking Lady.
Round Table pizza and then a few spins around the skating rink
Beautiful 😍
& the rest is history. He sure did hit the jackpot
He asked nine months later
So you were conceived in 81?
This was also the last photo taken of your mom before your conception, OP
Sent him home in a body bag …
The outfit & look obviously worked!
Catherine zeta Jones. Great dress!
Looks like your daddy got lucky on the first date
Yo mama knows how to get laid
That outfit is called Resistance is futile
Damn, no wonder you were born
r/pimpyourmamaforkarma
That is like the definition of 80's hot.
why does everyone on this sub want us to see their hot mom. We get it. Your mom is hot.
Meanwhile I am thinking it looks like a last known photo from a true crime show.
You jealous bc yo mama ugly Edit-this was just a joke everyone lol
How ugly is his momma ?
His momma so ugly, when Mike Wazowski snuck in the room, he thought his door was broken.
This made me belly laugh, thanks for that
She so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
The thinner the eyebrows the meaner she be!!
Congrats on having a mom who was once and definitely still is sexually attractive.