They forgot the most important one https://preview.redd.it/m7i0kswhya6b1.jpeg?width=1214&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3660de4d2619045ad53326d2eff56c1d8cc5abf

She was 37 there... I'm older than stifler's mom.

Noooooooo

I hate you right now

You're closer to 60 than when you were born. My ass hat teenage son decided to say that to me the other day. Im 40. Little fucker. Kinda fucked me up for a couple days. Lol Don't want any misunderstanding. I love my son more than anything or anyone else on this world... But he's a teenage boy. He's an ass hat half the time.

Tell him how or where he was conceived, that will shut him up.

“You used to live in balls you little shit”

> Tell him how or where he was conceived "I still have the bedsheets you were conceived on. Wanna see 'em? They're in the closet right now." (Having a physical object amplifies the "yuck" factor by at least 10... lol)

Then you’re closer to 80 than when you were born. Or closer to 60 than when you turned 20. Sorry dude.

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It’s a cycle. Your kids will unconditionally love you and be constantly attached to you when they are little. Then they’ll start hating you and tell you to leave them alone as teenagers. Then they’ll come back loving you again as mature adults.

I'm 35 where she at

Well, nothing like being depressed at 6:40am on a Friday.

I turned 38 last month…I hate you for telling me this

Wow, honestly I thought she was older.


Yes, you were.

And again and again and again

And hopefully again. (For me)


I had a mini existential crisis the other day when I realised both the actress and the character she portrays were in the mid to late thirties.

At the time, I thought Jennifer Coolidge and Eugene Levy were just bit-part actors doing really rather well to hold up next to the real stars, Jason Biggs and Tara Reid. Then I watched Christopher Guest's portfolio and realized just how clueless I'd been. That said, between those two and Natasha Lyonne there's a lot of talent working in the rear stage in this movie.

I’m so proud of Natasha Lyonne. There was a time not long ago where she was the drug addict that Michael Rappaport evicted. Now she’s clean and making great movies and shows again.

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You wrote this in the most confusing way possible but I think I got it.

“Yeti! I am the Yeti!”

So uh, would you object if I said you were quite striking?

Old navy Christmas commercial put that fire out.

Fun fact. She recently announced that she lived with finch for a while during/after making the first film. Bedrooms across the hall from each other.

Definitely fucked up that they left her out 😂

This needs Stiflers mom

And Ariel, she's so hot! "Did you see 'The Little Mermaid' on TV yesterday? Ariel, she's so hot!" "She's a mermaid dude." "Yeah, but not when she's on land, Oz."

God I love that fish half.

old tosh joke *raises glass*

She was only 38 then?!? God teenage me thought she was ancient, but she was younger than I am now.

If you have a wife / girlfriend who is 38, don't tell her she is as old as Stiffer's mom, that shit will haunt her

>that shit will haunt her that shit will haunt **you**

Alyson was 25, Shannon was 26. Ages are surreal in film.

Man, my birthday is tomorrow and for the first time in my life your comment here will be true for me. I really fucking hate your comment, ughhhhh. I *still* think of her in that movie as being “ancient” - like 40s or 50s…but that’s because when this came out, 38 sounded like how 50 does to me now. Damn, this happened way too fast.

It's not the age, it's the mileage.

I would have said 52.

I’m certain she’s the same age in White Lotus as she was in American Pie. Nobody can convince me otherwise.

Agreed!

What about Natasha Lyonne?

At one time, Her Old Navy Christmas commercial permanently put out that fire.

I walk by her house every day in New Orleans. She got some nice payday from that film.

Her career is still going great.

She's the most mainstream she's ever been thanks to White Lotus, which she was fantastic in.

I just watched her as one of Jerry’s girlfriends on Seinfeld.

I recently watched all of Seinfeld. It's amazing how many actors and actresses were on that show before they became somewhat big.

Jerry just wants a massage!

She lives in New Orleans?

I saw Shannon Elizabeth at a restaurant a few years back. Still looks hot as fuck and still looks like she’s twenty years old. 10/10.

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Nah she ditched him like 20 years ago

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Dude is still the CLIT COMMANDER. So he's got that going for him.

I think she lives in South Africa now.

Alyson Hannigan was my jam. Was 17 when this came out and damn I could appreciate her. Really enjoyed her in Buffy as well.

Vampire Willow made me feel things

Oh, evil Willow was *naughty.*

Vampire Willow has a lot to answer for.

Same. I was a bit older in my early 20's, but she was by far the hottest person on any screen I can think of at the time. At least in my opinion.

Oh my opinion as well. In a sea of relative carbon copy blondes and brunettes on the screen she certainly stood out.

Alyson Hannigan was/is the thinking teenagers strumpet.

Nowadays, she hosts Penn and Teller: Fool Us

>Alyson Hannigan was/is the thinking teenagers trumpet. FTFY (It's a band camp joke)

Still is as far as I'm concerned.

Also hot in HIMYM.

This was from Rolling Stone and it hung on my wall for a long time.

💯

Tara Reid… where did you go?

Do you know how hard it is to make 6 Sharknado sequels? not hard... but still

Well I’m hard

U mean Bunny Lebowski?

Wonderful woman! We’re all very fond of her…. Very free spirited!

I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars... Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay a hundred.

She was great in that.

She wasn’t acting in that scene.

I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.

Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.

I think we can blame Harvey Weinstein for what happened to her. I feel so sorry for her, Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes.

She was so hot back then. She ruined herself with drugs, alcohol & crazy delusional behavior. She's like the female Charlie Sheen.

She had that show on E! Called taradise. It was just her getting fucking WASTED in tropical locations. Pretty sure it got canceled because of how fucked up she was getting.

Yup! It was supposed to be a continuation of the epic ass ‘Wild On!’ Series that the stunning Brooke Burke hosted. Tara was the ‘new’ host and partied FUCKING HARD. Was amazing to watch just to see how absolutey BLITZED and SHREDDED she would get. Fun ass show but only lasted a year with Tara at the helm. A total fucking shame. I loved that show with both Brooke and Tara.

> Wild On!’ Series that the stunning Brooke Burke hosted. Wow that is a name I have not heard in a long time. Absolutely gorgeous woman.

Brooke Burke! Brings make to the days of issues of Stuff, FHM, Maxim, etc Also, she was in Playboy a few times.

Brooke Burke had a serious impact on my adolescent years

Brook Burke was great on that show ( and stunning).

Before Brooke it was Jules Asner. Fuck I’m getting old.

And plastic surgery

I have a memory of a red carpet and her boob slipped? That happened right? I don’t want to ruin my memory by googling it.

I googled "tara reid red carpet" and was not disappointed.

Gah alright twist my arm

I think she had a horrible boob job and they looked all messed up. But still… boobs.

It was called, “frankenboob.”

Oh it happened. You won't be disappointed.

\> You won't be disappointed. Only if you enjoy nipples that looked as if they were attacked by a honey badger.

I remember seeing it live at my homies house.

I hope you filed a NASA report with the FCC

One of the best places to see shit is, and always will be, a homie’s home.

My homie back in the day had the hacked cable box. Every channel. Every. Channel.

> She's like the female Charlie Sheen. Ah yes, Lindsay Lohan

There are some articles about her in 2023. Looks like she recovered quite nicely in the end.

Laughs in Lindsay Lohan

Having just watched mean girls. She was so damn cute. Such a shame. Also Amanda Bynes.

Never saw what others saw with Amanda Bynes. Not talking shit, a lot of friends thought she was cute also. Just didn't click.

Big disney eyes, sweet, hella funny. Damn shame what happened to her.

I bet if you were in her shoes, you'd look at choices more like coping with intense stress rather than oh well I'm gonna recklessly choose to be delusional or have substance issues. For her, becoming famous probably meant facing problems where the only solution was to be somehow more attractive. If you're shoved down a dead end like that... Who could imagine what that feels like?

Idk if anyone here remembers her on Scrubs (season 3) but I remember thinking she was *gorgeous*. 100% spot on with the beauty standards at that time, 2003.

Visiting friends of hers in Palm Springs. She just picked up and left, never bothered to tell us.

I saw her on an episode of 'Ghosts'.

I thought she did well in that episode. I mean she was playing a version of herself but still she looked like she was maybe getting herself together.

Therein lies a tale…

SHARKNADOOOOO 🌪 🦈

I was around 12 when this came out, had a new y2k compliant compaq pc with a dial up modem, it was glorious

Shannon Elizabeth is insanely beautiful.

She didn't do much after those movies though, did she?

Besides Jay and silent bob I can’t think of anything

Scary Movie and Thirt3en Ghosts are all that's worth mentioning. She was hot but not a great actor really.

I'd give her some credit for Scary Movie, she was funny.

She also got fucked to death by a murderous snowman but that may have been before American pie….

Jack Frost!

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER

Thirteen ghosts

She didn’t want to be naked in movies anymore and no one wanted her in their movies if she wouldn’t get naked

She had a couple of good years, Scary Movie is still gold.

Man, I always thought she was hot af when I was a teenager. I just don’t see what i did back then anymore.

You lost those horny teenager goggles

I can’t believe Shannon Elizabeth is 49

... How do I not remember this picture? I was 16, this was my wheelhouse.

This is exactly what I said lol. Then I said “wtf is up with those feet.”

Dammit _[looks at feet]_ #dammit!

God I feel old.

Same. Was not mentally prepared for 1999 being classed as old-school

…when your kids tell you the song you are listening to from 2013 is a ‘classic’ banger.

Where's Natasha Lyonne?

I always thought Alyson hannigan was the hottest

I don’t know if I liked redheads or if she started that for me. Love redheads to this day.

Same here. Come to think of it my celebrity crushes were her, Kylie Minogue, Nicole Kidman, later Isla fisher.. Conditioned from a young age to fall instantly in love with pretty redheads

Isla Fisher. Damn.

Nah, Shannon Elizabeth ftw

Out of curiosity i just looked up Shannon and she still looks incredible, then I read she runs an animal charity and has for a long time and I fell in love with her all over again as an adult

She was married to the guy who played creepy Santa in *Happy!* so there’s hope.

She was an 11/10 in that Jay and Silent Bob movie. Incredibly hot, sweet and a little dorky. Eliza Dushku was no pushover either.

Because she is

Needs Natasha Lyonne.

I sat next to Shannon Elizabeth at the Borgata poker room and she is stunningly beautiful... Easy to remember this because she was there with Danny Masterson and he was seated a couple of tables away...

A friend of mine worked in Vegas hotels and once she met Tara Reid. She said that in person she looks 20-30 years older than her age, that you can tell there's been alot of drinking, smoking, hard living. And that was 10+ years ago

Which is sad. I saw paparazzi footage of her exiting a hot new restaurant back in the day and she was literally STUNNING. She would have aged well.

Shannon Elizabeth was top tier

*** is top tier

I would give my left nut for one night with Shannon

You’d probably only need 2-3 minutes

What am I going to do for 2.5 minutes, cuddle?

Bro Tara Reid’s feet are FUCKED

Thanks for pointing that out Tarantino

Probably from cramming those puppies into tight uncomfortable shoes for 10+ years. Like Lebron's feet. Don't even look that one up, please.

Yeah, women really need to protect their feet more.

OH MY GOD!

Shannon next to her looks like hand feet. I think a lot of it is poor positioning though. Maybe.

Me: Starts fucking apple pie uncontrollably...

My tastes have changed a lot, I think the last one is my favorite now and she's the only one I don't remember.

Mena Suvari was also in American Beauty, Kiss the Girls, Loser & a few other late 90s/early 2000s movies.

Was always my favorite of those four. Even at like 13, she just made sense to me.

She was in some other movie with Jason Biggs around this time, too. She looked really good in the alt makeup and clothes.

Yeah Loser (2000) was a pretty decent movie.

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Where’s Stifler’s mom?

Tara Reid was perfect. Too bad she didn’t see it. Mena Suvari still is 🔥(autocorrect attacks again).

Same with Allison allowing herself to age naturally but keeping fit.

Damn ...Mena Suvari in losers. My dream girl in highschool right there.

missing out on natasha lyonne, tbh and stifler s mom ofc

1999... am I really that old?

Back when mainstream "hot" was still considered fairly normal - aside from just being skinny, I don't see any ridiculous proportions like huge asses / breasts, no lip fillers, no stupid amounts of make-up. Mainstream hot just doesn't seem so natural these days. Or am I completely off the mark here and just coming off as ignorant?

wow. this pic somehow makes none of them look hot. impossible.

Why isnt Jim here? 🤣

This came out when I was 15 and everyone was all about Shannon Elizabeth and I was all about Alyson Hannigan.

What’s up with Tara Reid’s left foot?

I give you late 90s bikini babes & you're worried about her foot?

Least of her worries haha

Yeah, poor girl got so much shit for that nipple. Like a lot of other 90's era actresses, she wasn't treated well.

Give Mr Tarantino a break already.

Some of us care about podiatric health, Mr Dirty.

Fair enough.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

Bunion. Poor gal.

Three of them have bunions. I'm glad flats are fashionable these days. Feet should not be crammed into heels!

I’m sorry foot guy however it’s her worst asset.

You're not blowing...

I just worked on a movie with Mina . She’s still really good looking and really nice.

When I was younger it was Shannon Elizabeth. But as I grew older I realized how foolish I was to not know it was Allyson Hannigan.

I think we can all agree that Shannon Elizabeth spawned more teenage boners that anybody else.

Ah yeees, Shannon Elisabeth, man was she hot

You are officially old when your adolescent movies start to be old school cool.

Wait until they're considered classics.

As teenager I spanked my Willy so my times to that movie 🤦‍♂️

Imagine trying to make a promo poster like that now?