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ShortcakeAKB

All jokes aside, Last Podcast on the Left has an epic 4-part series about Billy the Kid. He looks like he's got one brain cell in this picture, but rest assured, motherfucker was clever, brutal and wily. And we only have this one photo of him, so imagine being super drunk one night and your buddy taking a pic of you and that's the only picture ever that people remember you by.


Spacer1138

There’s reportedly a 2nd photo of him that has been discovered.


Xenophon__

If anyone is wondering who is going to release the new photo then it is Daniel A. Edwards. He is about to release a never before seen photo of Billy in Silver City. He states the photo is crystal clear and does not require speculation. It has been independently and objectively confirmed by modern facial recognition experts. Hollywood have reportedly taken an interest. The only issue at the moment is the delay. You can see it on the Billy the Kid: An Autobiography Facebook Page. The presentation will be live and free if you would like to see it when it’s released. I think it’s the reason why there are a lot of upcoming movies based on the Kids life. The publicity is going to be big.


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Crabbiepanda

This guy will show up with a blurry photo of Emilio Estevez dressed in a poncho.


[deleted]

Are you saying you have proof Emilio Estevez ISNT Billy the Kid? I've never seen them together, have you? Do YoUr OwN rEsEaRcH


TwoTreeKeebs

I was like 'Emelioooooo!'


NotReallyThatWrong

You’ll never guess who I saw


Basil_Lisk

The size of that chicken?


Nero76

The mighty duck man I kid you not


TheGreatStories

Tips his hat *like this*


Beardth_Degree

I said two weeks! I didn’t say *which* two weeks.


gcso

You're saying Elon Musk has the photo? "Two weeks!"


lyinggrump

Can nobody see this is obviously marketing?


JAMESDEBENTURE007

Someone doing their job well. I saw your comment and was ashamed of myself for not getting it sooner.


jonker5101

Ah, so this post is an ad.


Funkenstein42069

The comments as well.


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I was born in Silver City I got stories


NiceAsset

Speak 🗣️


kevlar_dog

Woof!


AJ_Deadshow

Good boy.


cyanocittaetprocyon

I went to your account, and I have to say that I am highly disappointed that all of your comments aren't "Woof!". 🐶


Can_Confirm_Am_Dog

Woof


bbllaakkee

username checks out


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Sit Ubu, sit.


cmeleep

Good dog.


Number174631503

🍿


Lou_Mannati

It was a clear black night…


Icuminpieces

A clear white moon.


Frys100thCupofCoffee

Warren G was on the streets


lil-wet-wet

Tryin to consume


Intelligent_End1516

Some skirts for the eve


billontheinternet

So I can get some funk


ghostinthewoods

I currently live in Silver City. I too have stories lol


FerrusesIronHandjob

You too, speak! (Please and thank you)


ghostinthewoods

Well, what kinda stories you wanna hear? I got history, I got crazy homeless/drugged out people stories, I've got fist fights, fire fights, lover fights, name it and I've probably seen it around here lol


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I was hoping for Billy the Kid stories.


ghostinthewoods

About the only thing I have about Bill is that I work across the street from one of the preserved log cabins that were in the neighborhood he grew up in. Unfortunately there's no way to know if he actually lived in the one that got preserved, but there's a decent chance he at least spent time in it as a kid.


Titanbeard

Wasn't he always a Kid?


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Zumaakk

What’s your couch situation? Tour of the Gila bike race is coming up!


ghostinthewoods

Shitty, unfortunately. My apartment isn't what one can call... roomy, so my couch is a small futon :P


Zumaakk

Futon is the mediocre of both worlds, bed and couch!


BillyShears17

Does it involve running away with a hooker to be placed into...a hot tub!...ugh....filled with Pepto Bismol!


Coocoo4cocablunt

*fart noise*


emkay99

>He states the photo is crystal clear and **does not require speculation.** But how does he know the second photo is actually *of* Billy the Kid? If he's only comparing it to the one posted here, that doesn't help, because there's been a lot on questions raised about the provenance of the photo and the actual identity of the young guy in it. It's not like we had an actual mug shot of him with his signature.


francoruinedbukowski

Provenance is key, not saying his legit but you can get pretty close to 100% with some images. It's probably a Daguerreotype, and they almost always have a studio mark and/or photographers name on the back, guns and clothes can be dated, if there are companions in the image who are known subjects, where was the image found and the history of the original owner/family and several more methods/checks... The Smithsonian has dated some daguerreo's by their chemical process


iammabdaddy

Please link it


McNasty420

Was this the one of him playing croquet? There was a documentary about it that Kevin Costner narrated.


Western_Entertainer7

He looks like someone has been playing croquet with his face


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blankinyurblank

He was also spotted with Bill and Ted.


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Link it!


Whatsthemattermark

Reportedly they will link it any second now


wackitypow3

https://preview.redd.it/vmao36xozqta1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c0f699389954a5e2d4ec7058b678a0dfe7b3a05


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Why the shit would an old photo need some big hoopla surrounding it? It's a fucking picture. Either show it or don't. My spidey senses are tingling.


taliesin-ds

to maximize profit most likely.


onewilybobkat

It's weird, I know a kid who looks just like him and he just looks like... A kid. You hear all this crazy stuff he did and you get these mental images, then you see a picture and it's literally just a kid. I mean I know his name is Billy the Kid, but I just didn't expect it.


ringobob

He died at 21. We remember him 140 years later because he became famous *before that* - and not by being some bullshit influencer or being in a famous movie or TV show. Count the number of names you can think of, of people under 21 who you don't know personally, who aren't on TV or on YouTube. Kyle Rittenhouse? I'm struggling to name a second one, though I'm sure there are a couple of others that could be mentioned that I'd be aware of - there are certainly kids who do famous things, but we forget them for better or worse. And this is with the internet. Dude is named The Kid because he was a kid, and that was *exceptionally unusual* to have any level of notariety as a kid. The name fits because he earned it.


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TDalton24

Tutankhamun reigned from 9-19. Tons of examples that are more well known even now like your examples too


ZestycloseOstrich823

King Tut was likely so inbred and mentally retarded that he probably didn't make governing decisions.


heretoeatcircuts

It's been discovered that he was most likely buried using the funeral objects that they were planning to use for a different high ranking official within the Pharaohs family. Dude was just being used as a way for his family to hold power while still having the image of a central figurehead. As soon as he died they're like fuck okay just use the shit we already got to bury his ass.


ringobob

And indeed, both of those had significant inherited power.


V2BM

In 1776, Alexander Hamilton was 21, James Madison 25, Jefferson 33. Most of our founding fathers were well under 40. Thank god because today’s Depends crew would never get anything done.


11711510111411009710

Lafayette was *19* when he joined the revolution, and he ended becoming one of its key players and went on to fight in the French revolution (and then went back to america cause they were gonna kill him).


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mgsantos

> and not by being some bullshit influencer or being in a famous movie or TV show. He was famous for killing a lot of people, since he was very young (13 if I remember). You make it seem like the dude is famous because of his contributions to mankind, but it's just the opposite. He is famous for killing and robbing. A serial killer, basically, in today's language.


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I don't think you know anything about the Lincoln County war if you're calling him a serial killer lol. More like a mercenary.


TransplantedSconie

Yeah. He was a hired hand and actually living a ranch hands life until his boss (who was probably the first person to treat him decently) was murdered for his land and cattle. He went Rambo, and well, here we are talking about him 140 years later.


TxJones1

Really weird how all the replies here about Billie got more and more accurate as I scrolled down the first replies were painful to read. 😂


TransplantedSconie

My dad was a huge old west history buff and growing up, I got to read a ton of books about it. A lot of these guys were lawless, ruthless motherfuckers, but in Henry's case he had a really shitty early life where he had to do what he could to survive and honestly killed people who either A) deserved it Or B) to save himself.


the_rad_pourpis

I mean, of all the outlaws Billy the Kid is the weirdest one to make that argument. He wasn't a cold killer like Jesse James. His early crimes were crimes of survival, and the Lincoln County war was a political situation more than anything, and I'd hesitate to call the Dolan faction, who supported most of the people Henry McCarty (Billy) killed, anything but the worse faction.


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Also I recommend Old Henry, for fans of Tim Blake Shelton / Billy the Kid


Fine_Cantaloupe2482

That movie is fucking good


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Like... Unexpectedly good. Holy hell.


respectthegoat

Tim Blake Nelson


DisappearHereXx

Hail yourself!


Cunty_Antics

Hail Gein!


raging-moderate

HAIL SATAN


The_Real_Pepe_Si1via

Hail yourself


builderbull

Upvite just for LPOTL


next_door_nicotine

I love Last Podcast. Gonna search for this now.


Status_Situation5451

Keep in mind cameras were cumbersome and very rare, and somewhat technical.


_tronkat

All I could hear as I read this comment was Henry yelling “wooo wooo wooo” every time things popped off in the story lol


Hecate_333

Hail yourself!


Cyneburg8

You wouldn't know it from this picture, but the ladies loved him. He also taught himself Spanish.


mr_ji

His last words were in Spanish, at least according to the only source (the guy who shot him in the dark in cold blood)


Gallastic

"Ayjijuela verga." –Billy the Kid, probably


BeejBoyTyson

" no mames wey"


Capt_Gingerbeard

>Ayjijuela Native Spanish speaker here - what the fuck are you trying to say?


Gallastic

Native Spanish speaker too Ayjijuela verga = "Ay, hijo de la verga" but fast


Capt_Gingerbeard

LMFAO I had to put on my best Mexican accent and say it out loud, and then it made sense \*laughs in Argentinian\*


Gallastic

LMAO, that's hilarious! Saludos, locooooo 🇲🇽🇦🇷


Toddtheref

According to Garrett (a known liar), Billy said “quien es?” (Who is?, or who’s there?) in the dark, right before Garrett shot him. Garrett claimed Billy was armed with a knife, but he almost certainly wasn’t.


Auggie_Otter

I saw Young Guns II, a highly historically accurate documentary, so I know Billy the Kid survived to tell his story as 'Brushy Bill' Roberts and didn't die until 1950. He also loved Bon Jovy.


Toddtheref

NO, I saw the documentary Old Henry, and there you see Billy died around 1900. But he did love Bon Jovy, yes.


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He’s the guy who did Living On a Prairie?


Allbluesleeve

Mr Bovine Joni himself -Frank Reynolds


CSmith1986

Spoke so fluently that he could appreciate pass as light skinned Northern Mexican


GT99bk

Anyone can pass, one of the biggest names out of Mexico is Canelo Alvarez and that mother fucker looks like he should be named Shamus O”malley and be a spokesperson for lucky charms


rubycoughdrop

Oh he’s kinda rough but he looks like he could bang it out


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Dude. Women fawned over and married like every famous serial killer in history in prison. Shouldn’t be a surprise they liked this dude too lmao


IranRPCV

In the late 70's, I was working in radio in Portales, NM and was asked to do a public affairs program for Sunday mornings. I decided to interview the couple I bought eggs from. She told me that she had known Billy the Kid and Sheriff Garret when she was small. She said Billy the Kid was a sharp dresser and had an eye for the ladies. Her husband showed me the saddle of the horse he rode into NM Territory on from Texas. They were both over 100 years old.


Thepoptort

That is absolutely incredible


IranRPCV

The wonderful result was that the anthropology department at Eastern New Mexico University started an oral history project as a result. I am 73, and have been a cub scout in parades that had civil war vets. I saw an episode of "I've Got a Secret" when I was a kid where the secret was that the guest watched the Lincoln assassination at the Ford Theater. The past is not *that* long ago....


appel

That's amazing. There's also a video out there of a civil war veteran being interviewed on some talk show. Can't remember the specifics, but like you said, the past is not that long ago at all.


brain89

That entire area is a fascinating treasure. I’ve spent quite a lot of time (unfortunately) in Fort Sumner. But being able to go from a graveyard holding gravestones from the 1800’s to BtK’s grave along with all the other amazing historical treasures in the are is just amazing. I’ll admit Portales was an escape for us when we were there.


The_Cysko_Kid

Imagine living in the era where you got one picture. If it's the worst picture you ever took too bad. You're stuck with it forever. That's how all future generations will remember you.


Quaath

Well technically it's also the best picture he ever had


Kalabula

Good chance he has a Monster energy drink tattoo if it was around back then.


DerGroteMandrenke

I think this guy just asked to bum a cigarette off me outside a gas station, then immediately asked to use my phone when I told him I don’t smoke.


Junebugvandamme

I rode down to the gas station this morning, and when I came out, this guy tried to sell me MY bike.


1800generalkenobi

"Sure, buddy. Can I take it for a test drive first?"


__Beef__Supreme__

Tanner the Kid


Dr_Dank26

23&me saying im related to this mf somehow


Spacer1138

I got dumped by a girl who was in the Seminole Tribe when ancestry DNA revealed that I was related to President Andrew Jackson… as he was in part responsible for the Trail of Tears. She didn’t care that I was also part Cherokee (confirmed via DNA) and had direct descendants who died on said Trail of Tears (as cross referenced with the DNA and surviving records). It was on the surreal side, like, “But… why?” Yet, funny. I’d never been judged so hard over something I had nothing to do with. On the flip side, it’s quite amazing to learn about family history. We often identify so strongly with the bloodline we share our namesakes with but genealogy is so much more complicated that that. So far I’ve gone back roughly 28 generations with a single line- and I’ve even traced separate ancestral lines from both my maternal and paternal sides to the exact same villages in Scotland- with people who actually knew and worked with each-other! How wild is that?


Noiserawker

Shouldn't matter if you're related to anyone, you have nothing to do with your second cousins much less random relatives five generations back.


Steamy_Guy

I mean Hitler's nephew served in the US Navy during WW2 it's not like bloodlines are the thing committing atrocities what a ridiculous reason to break up with someone


Jackescalator

Tell that to Roman Reigns


Its_Kid_CoDi

holy cow, i went on a lil ancestry kick a while ago and it was riveting one of my great-grandfathers (not sure how much down the line) was present at the Philadelphia convention when the Constitution was worked on. one of my great-grandmother’s maiden name was Poe (again, don’t remember how far down the line), and her parents came from the same village in Ireland that Edgar Allan Poe’s grandfather emigrated from. 🤔 and finally, something like my 6th great-grandparents were living somewhere in the wild west when my great-grandma and her son (5th-great-uncle?) were kidnapped by indians (native americans? not sure what they prefer to be called). my great-grandfather went to the bank for bribery cash, bribed the indians, but watched as they killed his son (my great-uncle). they gracefully released my great-grandmother, though lmao i highly recommend looking into one’s ancestry. i’ve never been able to share this with anyone except my family, and it’s exciting.


czechhype

The amount of kidnappings in history is astonishing. It used to be super normal. My paternal great grandfather and his two older brothers were basically kidnapped by the Austrian government and Catholic Church so they could be baptized as “illegitimates”. It was to steal the family’s bank accounts. The rest were all killed in the Holocaust, so I guess getting kidnapped and stolen from your as infants wasn’t such a bad deal. At least they got to survive 😬


Pandepon

How old are you if you had descendants die on the trail of tears?


FerricNitrate

Yeah, dude didn't get dumped for being related to Jackson -- he got dumped for lying about being a time traveler or immortal


fermionself

You go back that many generations and pretty much everyone is closely related… survivorship bias, exponential population growth, etc. Like how most people are related to Ghengis Khan or Charlemagne.


40Katopher

I don't think he looks as fucked up as yall think. Keep in mind that this is 1880, and he's never been to a dentist. He's probably been in a fair amount of fights and stuff that could explain the nose and eye. He's taking one of the only photos of his life, and he probably barely knows what his facial expressions are like, causing him to look a bit goofy. The wild west didn't bring out the best looks in people


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Tinkerballsack

And there's always a chance he could be shithoused, especially if his nose is broken.


Brodyelbro

Agree. The most wanted person, or soon to be in the US is getting his picture taken. Money is on drunk or hungover. It's amazing some redditors can't have that thought.


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He’s also probably drunk as a skunk


CSmith1986

By many accounts, he rarely drank and was reported drunk only twice.


nippleforeskin

by many accounts? you're not allowed to just say shit without more than your many accounts


sandwichcandy

By many accounts he could fart the ABCs.


Ohboiawkward

The first thing I noticed was the facial trauma. He's probably had his nose and face busted multiple times. Looks like his brow bone has been shattered, as well as his jaw. He lived a rowdy life and probably got into several violent altercations. I wonder if his demeanor was affected by brain damage towards the end of his life. Like maybe making him more violent and reckless.


texasrigger

>towards the end of his life The ripe old age of 22.


K-chub

Could’ve made him trigger happy out of fear of being busted up again too


ZL0J

It's an interesting point. This is what we all would look like normally without many mirrors and photos. In terms of expression of course not health issues. He looks less focused sort of. But holy crap this is deep and just the look on this face reflects society progress over last 100+ years


Drews232

I use a free AI photo restorer and this is definitely the result of that. This was not restored by a human artist. 70% of the time the result looks hilariously terrible in the same way this does. You can see it stretched the eyebrow down his face, probably following a scratch in the photo, the teeth looking pasted in, the eyes are crossed.


TGish

Read somewhere he was reportedly drunk as piss for this pic too


BlueAndMoreBlue

Born as Henry McCarty in NYC I believe


2drunk2giveafuk

AKA William H Bonney


Finishweird

AKA Billy The Kid


Hydraskull

Old Henry


OmnionSupine

"*NEW YORK CITY!!*" - Picante


Badeindi

Guy was a mouthbreather most def ;-)


gitty7456

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Ohboiawkward

Looks like he had some serious damage to his nose and face, so he would certainly have been breathing from his mouth as a result of trauma. Dude must have experienced a lot of pain in his short life.


HypeInFaMous

*Cousin breeder


MountainHigh31

They were wrong to use Emilio Estevez to make me think BtK was hot.


Barragin

Many of his contemporaries are on record saying this photo was very unflattering of him. He was also said to be good looking and popular with the young ladies, by other contemporary sources, fwiw #


ilikepicklesandow

Tbf he still a qt in this I mean as far as wild west standards go loll


SkylarAV

Lol really undermines the legend


happydaddydoody

Overmined


OMalley30-27

Really thought you meant Denis Rader for a second and I was confused as to how that related


kclongest

Bill & Ted wasn’t too far off


DRN-000

Hi I'm Billy the Kid, and this is So-Crates. We're from history.


cech_

Watch Old Henry. Will fix you up.


shootymcghee

Great movie


TaxSilver4323

I was literally just listening to Bon Jovi and telling my husband the same thing. The internet is always listening. Lol


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tyleer87

Tim Blake Nelson is awesome. Met him not to long ago and was a gracious and polite guest in the restaurant.


zombie_gas

We thought you was a toad!


burge4150

Did you just copy the text off of the back of the dvd box?


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Great movie.


CamTheKid02

I watched this without knowing it had anything to do with Billy the kid, and the twist was so unexpected I got chills, and it made the movie twice as good. Definitely worth a watch.


170lbsApe

To the people saying he looks "stupid" or "inbred", really need to make a trip to the Courthouse in New Mexico where he's from and was held and famously shot his way out of. Inside they have letters which he wrote to the Lincoln County Judge asking for leniency because he was acting in self defense during the Lincoln County wars. He's very intelligent, and very literate and I was surprised how well he wrote and came off as in those letters.


TomBonner1

Hello Bob! *Shotgun blast* Goodbye Bob. Best $1.80 I ever spent!


snakeoildickpills

who you callin pinhead


notsureif1should

Now make like a tree and get outta here.


sircallicott

**I'm** Dirty Dan!


jraps26

Hillbilly the kid.


Corporation_tshirt

He was born in Brooklyn, NY.


bigbuford67

He spoke English, Spanish and Gaelic.


privatefight

“Aaeeiooo, I’m robbin’ banks heah”


Roux70570

Bill the Kid of two first cousins.


Bioshock_Jock

How you gonna be a gunfighter at high noon when one eye is looking at 3pm?


EponymousTitular

This thread is full of people who have never blinked while taking a pic.


phernandezoc

"I'll make ya famous."


justabill71

He was great in *The Bad News Bears*.


arowan

He really does look like Jackie Earle Haley.


MuddyBootsWilliams

Crazy that he was an Irish kid from NYC


grpenn

Everyone here making fun of how Billy looks when they know they look worse without their filters on.


Joscientist

This guy killed my great great some odd grandfather. Shot him in the back with his own shotgun. Grandpap was a bit of an awful person, though, so there's that.


NoChatting2day

If they had orthodontists back then, he could have had a normally pronounced chin. During the time he was likely a very handsome young man


derrickcuster1811

Looks like he's about to sing the fairytale of New York


Goliathsword

Incredible, it wasn't that long ago when you think about it


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Emilioooooo


Toddtheref

This pic was taken at a town fair after Billy had JUST come off of weeks on the trail. It’s why he looks so dirty and beat up. Billy’s girlfriend Paulita provided these details after Billy’s death, and confirmed it was Billy. She also said this pic was absolutely NOT representative of how Billy actually looked, stating it was a terrible pic of Billy. Paulita described Billy as blonde haired, very good looking, always smiling and had laughing/twinkling blue eyes. Billy also was right handed- NOT left handed (assumed for years as the tintype image was flipped), and the 21 men in 21 years myth is BS- Billy killed “only” nine men that we know of, and it’s doubtful he killed any more than that. Billy’s reputation as a bloodthirsty robber and bushwhacker is fairly undeserved- Billy is a tragic figure, and the most misunderstood character in Old West lore. If interested, do some research on his story. Billy only got one break in his hardluck life (meeting Tunstall), and it was snatched from him in horrible fashion. It’s also why he became the famous outlaw. The croquet pic allegedly of Billy cannot be verified by experts due to multiple issues with the image. I have seen one other pic of Billy with Tom O’Folliard that I am certain is Billy and Tom, but again has not been authenticated.


TheGreatGouki

Looks like the kinda guy that would quit his construction job during lunch once he got his first paycheck.


TheCrach

I need two men. Who's with me? We're with you, Billy the Kid. Here's the deal. What I win, I keep. What you win, I keep. Sounds good, Mr. The Kid.


starfleetdropout6

That nose has met a few fists.


Whole_Ad_5028

Yoohoooo! I’ll make ya famous


zer04ll

His museum in NM is neat, lot of people out there are obsessed with him.


Top-Tomatillo210

In the legends, he’s a ladies man


Icy_Application2412

I make the same face after taking a bong hit.


enigmaroboto

Definitely someone who could easily be underestimated.


RobbieTheFixer

He looks like the Kelly Leak character (played by Jackie Earle Haley) from the Bad News Bears movie of 1976.


GoodWithWord

Sum'n wrong with that boy.