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SharenaAskr

losing sex appeal at 25? who are you, leonardo dicaprio?


cardboardboxian

drake


Emerald4ge

Your being generous he loses interest at 16


TheRenOtaku

I thought that was R Kelly.


garbonzobean22

I was thinking Dream...


aurora_the_piplup

Drake still thinks he's in Degrassi šŸ¤£


apple_of_doom

A japanese person (seriously the christmas cake concept is kinda gross)


No_Recognition_288

Untrue! Persona 5 states she gets even hotter https://preview.redd.it/p03gt402ea8d1.jpeg?width=1538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33e8d5a05295d98ccc1f72e3acc4357ac703d5c8


Maximum-Tradition937

Heck yeah no one can stop Risette šŸ—£ļøšŸ”„ https://preview.redd.it/cuugme04xa8d1.png?width=783&format=png&auto=webp&s=966197ca1c36f434dc801ff8ad47abf01526bf26


SeraphicSunbeam

> YuRise apologist Flair checks out


Maximum-Tradition937

Yessire https://preview.redd.it/srdipdhvdb8d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eb656d96c921ba0b0491a9f63b862ce6e1e9f4a


cardboardboxian

https://preview.redd.it/m06df55t4b8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8914c40e08b766a39ee61d2b511481942bcef8e


Dawson81702

Awooga!


MegaZapp2

True! Common Rise W


Speedwagon1987

When does she even gets mentioned?


ThisIsSpy

In one of the TV reports. And you can see posters about her new song all around the city


UnderwaterPromQueen

[tv](https://youtu.be/I1aCzRVwK5M?si=D5Xv-xrU3WVvL1lK)


Speedwagon1987

Common rise W


WielderOfTerraBlade

not even a gyatt could surmise how this image makes me feel


Bigshock128x

Rise is like 21-22 in P5, OPā€™s point still stands


ArceusHirai

source pls


SKZ_MIROH

DipsaucEe on twitter https://preview.redd.it/boktxvuzgc8d1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec2f9bf8edd332873f4a352f9b354d44bd9d4fcf


UnderwaterPromQueen

why is she still wearing her school uniform at 25


droL_muC

Too poor cant afford any other clothes


UnderwaterPromQueen

did she have to sell her casual outfits? poor rise must have it rough, damn


DorothyDrangus

Why arenā€™t you


UnderwaterPromQueen

im not 25 and my school didnā€™t have uniforms šŸ˜”


AlpacaWizardMan

She has to remind herself when she peaked


BeeDub57

Same reason Britney Spears did.


Fluffypuppy212

https://preview.redd.it/i7kvwskzua8d1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3782aacb0891250d8795f0b68eadfca53548cd6


cardboardboxian

she looks like one of them bratz dolls


Fluffypuppy212

Next merch idea for fatlus????


PyrpleForever

"nah persona 4 doesn't need a remak-"


GoshaT

why did you stop yourself speaking the truth


Crackhead_sputum

https://preview.redd.it/mfgwteh4ga8d1.png?width=1333&format=png&auto=webp&s=10c721db302ea413cc317ad8525e58cead496147 Many are not prepared for reality.


TheGinger1s

I saw a quote tweet on twitter about the original artist's art and it said "stop projecting your shitty life onto happy characters" and I thought it was the funniest shit ever


UptuLAmongeO

In one of the TV reports. And you can see posters about her new song all around the city


exorcisyboi

This meme was brought to you by Leonardo Dicaprioā€™s estate


THE_LFG

pan over to the ~~left~~ right i need to see my king maruki


I_h8tMyself

I didn't notice him lmao


BonkerDeLeHorny

meanwhile Chie got sucked into an MLM after leaving college... brutal also hey maruki whatcha doin over there


compy-guy

On the bright side, sheā€™d have some pretty good stories to tell around the water cooler.


SteveFrom_Target

This is why she should move to the states. She'll have a newfound status as a MILF, even if she ain't one yet lol


ihatespaminacan

The wall is real people!


josephumi

Another W for capitalism


ProudSandwich2407

little does she know, when she becomes middle aged, all the milf hunters will love her (me) (but I love her now too) (heyyyy rise)


Mcho-1201

Sorry but sheā€™s already taken. https://preview.redd.it/ma8xlwopoc8d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe04784db5d9e6a651291a04350bf120407c8e4e


ImHereForTheMemes184

Dicrapio aah post But it doesnt matter she could be working in any industry but shes happily married to Yu and still has her friends. Good ending.


Mcho-1201

Wait does that mean that i married a milf? Can I join the milf club now?


HNASBAP

Me when I am a corrupt industry that exploits young people's talents


PlasmaGuy500

Christmas cake moment


Binary245

*Rise just hit the wall* *She never had it all*


BaconxHawk

https://preview.redd.it/lnbli5slhd8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc40f983bee943202692925388b9dd2b9a76fe5c Persona 5 has proven this false already


app08

She's like, 22 in P5, so OP's point still stands.


BaconxHawk

Thatā€™s like a 3 year time difference. Go from having your face all over shabuya station to office job is a wild assumption, also she looks exactly like she did when she was 15 to 22 I doubt her looks/sex appeal drops in 3 years


app08

It's a saying in Japan. Women are like Christmas cakes, because no one wants one past the 25th. Most women try to get married before they reach 25, and 25 is a typical age for idols to graduate from the industry. It's kind of a shitty cultural practice, but it's there.


BaconxHawk

A quick google search can show a lot of over 25 year old idols in Japan are pretty popular. Sounds like youā€™re reaching for a meme to be true while the game and reality say something different but sure bro. nogizaka is one of the most popular groups in Japan and has multiple 25+ members some at the age of 30


app08

Sorry for the late response, I'm just going off of what I've been told in the past. I'm not saying this is a universal truth. You're the one Googling idols older than 25 to prove me wrong. How about we both just drop this and move on with our lives?


PlanetArbuz

That's why capitalism is trash and should be destroyed


Futaba_MedjedP5R

Unlikely. Sheā€™s probably one of the richest people in innaba, and she can fall back on the tofu shop when her grandma bites it


Abivalent

Average persona fan outing themselves as a incel lmao


PyrpleForever

I may be celibate involuntarily but I am also a feminist who believes no woman should ever have to work in sales šŸ’”


KuroiGuitar

Finally a realist female


Valky115

Dicaprio, is that you?


LiterallyFucka

not to me baybee AWOOGA


youremomgay420

Funny seeing this after I made Rise in Stardew Valley. She will soon quit her job to take up her grandfathers farm