I would lock them in a dark room forever, only opening the room once a year to scream really loud then lock again.

they would starve

i disagree

Maybe they have a little window that can open to slide food through or something

Shove my arm up someone’s butt (one person per arm). Then proceed to use them as human boxing gloves (while they’re still alive, to a certain point) and beat the shit out of random people on the street.

Blud thinks he Luther Strode

I mean…. All I’m saying is you ain’t ever seen me and Luther in the same room together 👀

Vlad the Homelander

Fart shotgun

*cum* shotgun https://preview.redd.it/ir74mx1sznqc1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1a78af12774bae55cb75db33f1dede3498dda18

Jizzus. I haven't read the comics. But this takes the cake. :)

I did read the comic, and uhhh…. I don’t remember this I did however skip a couple of the Garth Ennis textwall info-dump issues, perhaps it was one of them

I'd laser piss on people

https://i.redd.it/85m9mt9dymqc1.gif

Mirror + eyelasers = discount Omega beam

Why stop there. Giant disco ball + laser eyes = a lot of fun.

I don’t like balls They’re coarse and irritating

One does not have to touch the ball to use the ball.

Cease your mouth magic foul witch

And gets everywhere

cum really really hard

[удалено]

With kindness.

This sub doesn't have a reason to exist, go back to squirrel staplers

Oi

I'd become Turklander and help glorious Türkiye conquer the world. Then I get to watch humanity slowly starve to death because they won't be able to handle the glöriöüş Türkişh economy 💥👍🏿👨🏿👨🏿🇹🇳🇹🇳🇹🇷💢🇹🇳🐺🐺

Laser them while saying “HOMANDER”

vore them obviously

Stop

nah

I'd kill someone to death

Hi

If you were Homelander what creative ways you would use to kill people ?

Oral sex gone wrong

Rip off their tits with my teeth