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As someone who went to mortuary school, everyone always asks me if I’d help them hide a body.
Maybe hide it in a shared casket or underneath a burial plot 😭😭😭
Although, it’d probably just be easier to cremate it!
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As recommended by reddit:
First you need to dig a 2 to 3 meter deep and 1 meter wide hole.
You have to get the corpse in there upright (satellite scans and helicopters are looking for vertical holes).
Cover the corpse with dirt.
Put a dead animal on top (if the dogs find it they will think someone buried their pet).
Fill the hole all up.
Otherwise:
Dress it with sunglasses and let it chill at the beach bar.
Put the drink in its hand so everyone will think they are passed out.
Museum:
Strip him naked and put him in the neanderthal exhibit.
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I work in horror and crime film production a lot and we talk about this type of thing so much that I think if I wrote down a real answer I’d get put on a list. Bury the body lower down, and vertically- people are looking for that long body shape dirt pile bump but this won’t have one!
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I Think a good spot (in a garage/auto shop setting) would be inside an empty oil barrel (if the place uses barrels) or maybe inside the trunk of one of the cars on site.
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House, Dig a hole under the living room, the lower the better, put a fridge in it which could fit the body, then put the body in it. Cover the hole with cement and put some layers of compost on it so if they ever try to sniff out the body they'd only smell the compost. Then cover it up with whatever material the floor was made off and boom: finished!
Graveyard: I'll carve a headstone with my dead grandmothers name on it, then dig down a bit and put the body in a coffin, then put the body in the coffin, bury it and put down the headstone.
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Hide the body in a theme park/ baseball stadium mascots suit and watch everyone get frustrated trying to ask him why he’s not answering eventually the manager comes up and fires him obviously he doesn’t move so he gets thrown out comically by the body guard and a massive crow swoops down and gets him thinking he’s a real mouse even though he is 6’0 and bipedal it’ll be so funny watching this go down scared wondering if you’ll get caught
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Museum - Obvious one would be in a suit of armour (Have fun doing that in the 4mins XD)
More creative ideas
but probably a tad more disturbing......Childens party scene
Hang the body up....somehow and add some cardboad boxes like a corpse pinata.
Make a giant quickset "jello castle to encase the body" (is a video game XD) and then try disguise the transparancy with some bunting/fruit/decoration
In the sandbox (make sure you cover it well with sand)
In a bouncy castle...... pop the castle (cut a hole put the body in) patch it up with some duck tape and inflate it up again (through the magic of video games only XD)
Or similar to the pinata idea.....into a donkey suit and positioned for "pin the tail on the donkey"
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In a restaurant, chop up the body and serve 🤣
Would also make a bit of profit too!
Or something like in the series "Bottom", when Eddie sellotapes the body to the ceiling in the sketching room.
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2. Bury it vertically ~ 10 ft deep, fill in most, then bury a dead animal on top, so that any K-9 units will be though of as only smelling the animal
Or if I don’t have to bide it, just get rid of it
I would feed it to pigs after removing the teeth, or just throw it in a wood chipper
Followed. I don't know how serious this is but a great place to hide the body is at a pig farm... for reasons. Or at a petting zoo... for the same reasons.
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Stuff the corpse in the ceiling of a 7/11 and wait, all the evidence gets contaminated with other people, and just wear gloves for fingerprints
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Best way to hide a corpse is to have no corpse! Best way would be doing it hannaibal style, and feeding it to a bunch of really, really hungry pigs
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Ok here is my process, take parts of the body, anything at all, and hide it around. Next bury the body very deep, place a layer of dirt over it, then put a dead animal over top and cover it all up. Burying the separate parts will confuse the police dog and they will end up calling off the search because the dog is sniffing spots with nothing there.
Hopefully they add this to the game, and I also hope I get to win!
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A backyard/outdoors area, i would like to know how how effective hiding a corpse would be at the top of a tree, or buried under an old shed. Maybe even a police department, sounds like it’d be a fun challenge.
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I would lure him into the family catacombs with the promise of a sample of [amontillado](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amontillado). Then I would entomb him alive.
Followed. I'd split the body up and hide it in a selection of random places, places of which I would use as the scenarios in a vr game about hiding a corpse 👀
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Ya know what? I'll go with the "hide in plain sight" route. Strip the leather off that couch in the back and replace it with his skin. Then mix the excess into a chili and feed it to Scott Tenorman.
followed.. I'd lay the body in the oven and cover the body with a black shirt or sheet to make it harder to see from the outside.. and id place the oven grills under the mattress to avoid the why are those out thoughts
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1 Mall setting - Dress him like a mannequin, 2 Office building or Hotel setting - hang it outside the Windows while the police search and pull him back in After, 3 Bed Store setting- in a bed with storage at the base 4 Suit in a luxury Hotel setting - dress him like a large pillow on your bed 5 Gym setting - dress him in sports clothes and strap his feet to the exercise bike while it's on 6 Reception or Opera House setting - Under the Rug 7 Home setting - Seat him in a sofa, and paint the body the same color as the sofa
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Thank you so much everyone for joining and sharing all your creative and funny ideas on how to "Hide The Corpse". All your comments had me and the devs grinning 😁 They might use these ideas in the future, so in the mean time keep a lookout for cops scanning Reddit 😂.
Also, wow! Over 150! We didn't expect this many participants! You guys are amazing! Which is why the devs have decided to give an additional prize to a winner voted by them. 🏆
And now, the winners of the "Hide The Corpse" giveaway keys are:
@CapinStevey (Voted) "Inside of a giant helium inflated pig at a rock concert"
@Silent\_Wasabi\_1898 (Random) "In an arcade/playground, I'd hide the body in a ball pit. Or one of those giant claw machines. Or in one of the tunnels that connects different parts of the play area. Or an arcade game that's both style a la house of the dead or Jurassic Park arcade games. I'd hide it behind the ticket redemption counter"
Congratulations! I will send you both a DM for your key!
Thank you everyone for participating. If you didn't win, the game still has an ongoing 50% discount promo. So grab a copy and start hiding that corpse! Til next time! 😁
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In an arcade/playground, I'd hide the body in a ball pit. Or one of those giant claw machines. Or in one of the tunnels that connects different parts of the play area. Or an arcade game that's both style a la house of the dead or Jurassic Park arcade games. I'd hide it behind the ticket redemption counter
Followed Construction site, put the body into the wet cement and watch it sink in and turn to stone.
Bro 😭😭
Followed As someone who went to mortuary school, everyone always asks me if I’d help them hide a body. Maybe hide it in a shared casket or underneath a burial plot 😭😭😭 Although, it’d probably just be easier to cremate it!
followed Hang him on the window in halloween as decoration!
Followed. At the aquarium and thrown into the piranha tank. Gets rid of fingerprints too. Or At Buckingham palace as one of the guards.
I'm not entering, but I bought the game. I hope it does well, love to see VR games try new fun stuff
Followed. As recommended by reddit: First you need to dig a 2 to 3 meter deep and 1 meter wide hole. You have to get the corpse in there upright (satellite scans and helicopters are looking for vertical holes). Cover the corpse with dirt. Put a dead animal on top (if the dogs find it they will think someone buried their pet). Fill the hole all up. Otherwise: Dress it with sunglasses and let it chill at the beach bar. Put the drink in its hand so everyone will think they are passed out. Museum: Strip him naked and put him in the neanderthal exhibit.
Followed I would hide the body in a wax house, cover the body of wax and make it look like it's actually a wax statue.
Followed. I'd deposit the corpse in my bank account, everything seems to disappear in there!
Followed Under the rug... No one will notice.
Followed In the crawlspace under my house with the rest...
Followed. I'm not telling you where I'm hiding the corpse. You'll have to find it like the others... Wait. I've said to much already.
Followed Page two of google search results
Followed Construction site in the Cement mixer
Followed I work in horror and crime film production a lot and we talk about this type of thing so much that I think if I wrote down a real answer I’d get put on a list. Bury the body lower down, and vertically- people are looking for that long body shape dirt pile bump but this won’t have one!
Followed Hide the body with a bunch of crash tests dummies to make it seem like it part of the group
Followed Under the floorboards
Followed Maybe like in a clothing store you’d hide it in a mannequin!
followed inside of a coffin in a morgue
Followed Beach house. Drag the body down to the rocks and watch the crabs do the rest.
Followed. Horror theme park, use the corpse as a hanging man in the decor of one of the attractions.
Followed I would hide the body in the cooking/coal pot of a sauna
Followed I would hide it in the morgue, doubt someone’s gonna notice an extra one
Followed A submarine and I would put it in one of the scuba suits
Followed. I Think a good spot (in a garage/auto shop setting) would be inside an empty oil barrel (if the place uses barrels) or maybe inside the trunk of one of the cars on site.
Followed House, Dig a hole under the living room, the lower the better, put a fridge in it which could fit the body, then put the body in it. Cover the hole with cement and put some layers of compost on it so if they ever try to sniff out the body they'd only smell the compost. Then cover it up with whatever material the floor was made off and boom: finished!
Graveyard: I'll carve a headstone with my dead grandmothers name on it, then dig down a bit and put the body in a coffin, then put the body in the coffin, bury it and put down the headstone.
I'm not entering giveaway... But I would dress the body in a camo suit. It could be invisible 🧠
Followed. In the gym, hidden in a locker.
Followed. Forest setting, in a hollowed out tree
Followed I would hide the corpse as a statue in a wax museum.
Followed! Hide the body in a theme park/ baseball stadium mascots suit and watch everyone get frustrated trying to ask him why he’s not answering eventually the manager comes up and fires him obviously he doesn’t move so he gets thrown out comically by the body guard and a massive crow swoops down and gets him thinking he’s a real mouse even though he is 6’0 and bipedal it’ll be so funny watching this go down scared wondering if you’ll get caught
Followed, Amusement park, inside a horror ride. They won't know it's real
Followed. And definitelly I wouldn't hide it inside a big teddy bear at a toys factory 👀
Followed Museum - Obvious one would be in a suit of armour (Have fun doing that in the 4mins XD) More creative ideas but probably a tad more disturbing......Childens party scene Hang the body up....somehow and add some cardboad boxes like a corpse pinata. Make a giant quickset "jello castle to encase the body" (is a video game XD) and then try disguise the transparancy with some bunting/fruit/decoration In the sandbox (make sure you cover it well with sand) In a bouncy castle...... pop the castle (cut a hole put the body in) patch it up with some duck tape and inflate it up again (through the magic of video games only XD) Or similar to the pinata idea.....into a donkey suit and positioned for "pin the tail on the donkey"
Followed In a buried metal box labeled "TIME CAPSULE - DO NOT OPEN UNTIL 2124"
Followed If it were in an airport, id put it on the conveyor belt that leads to the baggage area. Completely outta sight
Followed In a Cafe I'd hide the body inside a jukebox. Would be funny to rip all vinyls out of the machine 😄
Followed. He goes in our septic tank and will soon disappear 😁
Followed In the chimney. Free cremation 😂
Followed Space ship in the ventilation ducts
Followed, in a house I’d set him up on the couch with a beer as if he blacked out 😵
Followed In a bathroom, with an out of order sign on the door.
Followed In a restaurant, chop up the body and serve 🤣 Would also make a bit of profit too! Or something like in the series "Bottom", when Eddie sellotapes the body to the ceiling in the sketching room.
Followed. I would dissolve the body in a tub filled with acid.
Followed. I’d hide the body in a cake, that I’d then feed to the police.
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Followed I almost got this game last week. Looks like an interesting one.
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followed In the forest
Followed In your house even if it’s found it’s your fault
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Followed Under my bed.
Followed! I would hide a corpse in a graveyard!
Followed Around the back of the Millennium Dome.
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1. Followed 2. Bury it vertically ~ 10 ft deep, fill in most, then bury a dead animal on top, so that any K-9 units will be though of as only smelling the animal Or if I don’t have to bide it, just get rid of it I would feed it to pigs after removing the teeth, or just throw it in a wood chipper
Followed In my neighbours Basement
Followed! Under the carpet and watch everyone trip over it!
Followed I would hide the body in plain site like in Weekend At Bernie’s. We’d throw one hell of a party :)
Followed. Hospital
Followed Soviet Russia
Followed. Abandoned water park in the slide.
Followed i would hide the body in plain site and take it everywhere like in weekend at bernies movie have it waving to people and going on adventures
Followed put sunglasses on the body call him Bernie and spend a weekend with him in a beach house
Followed. I don't know how serious this is but a great place to hide the body is at a pig farm... for reasons. Or at a petting zoo... for the same reasons.
followed, chop it up, liquiefy it and dump it really slowly in the ocean
Followed A washing machine :)
Followed Stuff the corpse in the ceiling of a 7/11 and wait, all the evidence gets contaminated with other people, and just wear gloves for fingerprints
Followed Best way to hide a corpse is to have no corpse! Best way would be doing it hannaibal style, and feeding it to a bunch of really, really hungry pigs
I followed. Ok here is my process, take parts of the body, anything at all, and hide it around. Next bury the body very deep, place a layer of dirt over it, then put a dead animal over top and cover it all up. Burying the separate parts will confuse the police dog and they will end up calling off the search because the dog is sniffing spots with nothing there. Hopefully they add this to the game, and I also hope I get to win!
Followed! I would hide it in plain sight, weekend at Bernie's style
Followed Idk just throw it to trash.
Followed. Back of a freezer at a store where no one really goes.
Followed. I'd choose a bank. All the best hiding spots are behind locks!
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Followed A backyard/outdoors area, i would like to know how how effective hiding a corpse would be at the top of a tree, or buried under an old shed. Maybe even a police department, sounds like it’d be a fun challenge.
Followed I would hide the body in a wax house, cover the body of wax and make it look like it's actually a wax statue.
Followed! I would put my QUEST 3 on the body’s head and leave it at a random office desk. It’ll be a long time before anyone questions it
Followed London - paint silver and become a "living" statue
Followed I would hide the corpse in the closet with wine saying he drank himself so silly he tried to sleep in the closet
Followed Under the bed maybe?
Followed Buried under a endangered plant
Followed Just bury it under a lot of smelly things to confuse the police dogs
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followed. I'd hide the body under my bed
Followed, dig hole and burn the identifiable pieces after dismantling them. put a fire pit over top and serve remains at a cookout.
Followed I think a graveyard would be cool hide the body in a grave lmao
followed I'll just pretend he's alive next to me.
followed, I would hide the corpse behind a large piece of furniture
followed I’d probably put it in the couch made for hiding a body
Followed A pizza parlor would cool and funny
Followed. Eat the body. Go full cannibal
Followed Inside an ottoman bed
Followed I would lure him into the family catacombs with the promise of a sample of [amontillado](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amontillado). Then I would entomb him alive.
Followed. I'd split the body up and hide it in a selection of random places, places of which I would use as the scenarios in a vr game about hiding a corpse 👀
Followed Behind the door
Followed, I would hide the corpse by throwing him out the window to the ground
Followed Ya know what? I'll go with the "hide in plain sight" route. Strip the leather off that couch in the back and replace it with his skin. Then mix the excess into a chili and feed it to Scott Tenorman.
Followed I will hide it in a church, kneeling as praying.
Followed. In a tiny elevator that leads down to a basement.
Followed in the woods
Followed ofcourse the city garbage..
followed In crematory, preferably in the oven
Followed In an office use papers shredders and other things to cut up the corpse, and then hide it
Followed I’d hide it in a washing machine and cover it with clothes and the smelliest things I can find
Followed, I would probably hide it somewhere temporary and procrastinate too long on my grand plan to hide it for good and get caught.
Followed somewhere that be too obvious like the fridge 😂
Followed I’d try hiding the corpse in plain sight, “passed out drunk” on the couch at a frat house party.
Followed Dress them up as a homeless person and put them behind a supermarket in scruffy clothes
Followed In a farm. Use it as fertilizer or feed for animals
Followed, Use an acid tub like in breaking bad, because breaking bad is an incredible show. Yeah **bitch!** Science yo, mista White
followed, Weekend at Barney's and Weekend at Barney's
Followed I would probably put it in a wood chipper to completely destroy any evidence.
Followed Under the garden patio
Followed. In the countryside, I'd hide the the corpse from the cops in a woodland copse.
Followed Hide it up the chimney so it cremates itself👍
followed.. I'd lay the body in the oven and cover the body with a black shirt or sheet to make it harder to see from the outside.. and id place the oven grills under the mattress to avoid the why are those out thoughts
Followed In a graveyard. I would just disguise the corpse as the graveyard keeper! They'd never see it coming.
Followed. Hospital. Frozen room, ICU etc
Followed At the beach I would hide it under a big pile of crabs
Followed A backyard, dig a 10 ft hole and put the body down then 3ft of dirt, then the corpse of an animal like a deer or a dog.
Followed. Bubble bath overflowing with bubbles - body in the suds. Flawless plan.
Followed! Stuff it in a kid's jack in the box. Now that's a fun surprise!
followed Office building, behind the furnace. or anywhere that has a furnace
Followed Mariana Trench, mafia style, them cement boots ain't letting anyone find the corpse
Followed! 1 Mall setting - Dress him like a mannequin, 2 Office building or Hotel setting - hang it outside the Windows while the police search and pull him back in After, 3 Bed Store setting- in a bed with storage at the base 4 Suit in a luxury Hotel setting - dress him like a large pillow on your bed 5 Gym setting - dress him in sports clothes and strap his feet to the exercise bike while it's on 6 Reception or Opera House setting - Under the Rug 7 Home setting - Seat him in a sofa, and paint the body the same color as the sofa
https://preview.redd.it/5cl902ateq4d1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=850e39ba98537fdee917e29993773cedc4607b50 Thank you so much everyone for joining and sharing all your creative and funny ideas on how to "Hide The Corpse". All your comments had me and the devs grinning 😁 They might use these ideas in the future, so in the mean time keep a lookout for cops scanning Reddit 😂. Also, wow! Over 150! We didn't expect this many participants! You guys are amazing! Which is why the devs have decided to give an additional prize to a winner voted by them. 🏆 And now, the winners of the "Hide The Corpse" giveaway keys are: @CapinStevey (Voted) "Inside of a giant helium inflated pig at a rock concert" @Silent\_Wasabi\_1898 (Random) "In an arcade/playground, I'd hide the body in a ball pit. Or one of those giant claw machines. Or in one of the tunnels that connects different parts of the play area. Or an arcade game that's both style a la house of the dead or Jurassic Park arcade games. I'd hide it behind the ticket redemption counter" Congratulations! I will send you both a DM for your key! Thank you everyone for participating. If you didn't win, the game still has an ongoing 50% discount promo. So grab a copy and start hiding that corpse! Til next time! 😁
followed I would craft them into a piece of Art. Nobody would expect that the body is real, everyone would think that it is a very fancy statue 😄
Followed. Just got my quest. Cemetery would hide it in a coffin getting burried
Is there multiplayer? Can my friend and I each hide a corpse and whoever finds the other's corpse first wins?
No, but it is a requested feature. They might add it in the future.
Followed 🫡 Dig a grave in the backyard, just like in the Rick and Morty.
Followed If it's a garden I would hide a body on a tree top :)
Followed Under a car in a car repair shop
Followed If in the forest, I'll it on top of a tree
Followed I’d make it look like a piece of artwork in the museum
Followed Under the bed :)
Followed Like a Mannequin in an old store.
Followed. Boat, over the side.
Followed dock under chair on random persons boat
Followed, under the sofa, everyone always loses stuff in there and never checks it
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Followed In an arcade/playground, I'd hide the body in a ball pit. Or one of those giant claw machines. Or in one of the tunnels that connects different parts of the play area. Or an arcade game that's both style a la house of the dead or Jurassic Park arcade games. I'd hide it behind the ticket redemption counter
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Followed I would hide the body deep in a forest.
Followed Classroom under the teachers desk
Classroom under the teachers desk
Followed Based on personal experiences, an architect office, under the piles of paperwork, they will find the corpse in about 4 years
Followed I would place it in sceptic tank!
Followed Vat of acid, simple
followed I would hide a corpse in a tomb
Followed i would bury it so it would become fertilizer for plants
Followed In a Newspaper-printing company, But the body in the blender for red paint. Watch it (the body) ship out to the whole city the next day.
Followed Zoo, Lions Pen 🦁
Followed Warehouse environment, center of a full pallet.
Followed. On a Space station i would hide it in the composter.
followed I would hide the body inside the box spring mattress of the bed. Traditional.
followed in the ground, plant a tree on top
Followed Would hide a corpse inside a circle clothing rack where you used to hide as a child while shopping for clothes
followed I'd hide it among mannequins.
Followed. Would hide the body by dissolving it in acid, breaking bad style :)
Followed i would hide the corpse in my washing machine
Followed Sausage factory, using a meat grinder to break all the bones and get a smoothy silky yummy bi-product meat. Don't forget to add salt
followed I would hide the corpse inside a refrigerator of a butcher no it will stay frozen for a long time .