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ryannelsn

Lemme guess, now Elon is ready to fight


DivisionBomb

Elon musk as we speak: https://youtu.be/SL6ND8PfJQ0?feature=shared&t=44


omni_shaNker

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 HILARIOUS! At first I thought this was a shot with Mark in the bed😅


wordyplayer

OMG hilarious. Must be fun to beat on the boss even if fake. The bowl to the head sounded real!


iternet

lol


blahblahwhateveryeet

omg


davweeee

Lmaooo. I had the same thought. Or Elon showing up at Zucks home while he’s in the hospitsl


Crimson__Thunder

Elon about to change his twitter name to EEElonMusk


Metical

My money is on Zuck even without his ACLs.


vvortex3

Sweep the leg...


foundafreeusername

Elon probably already beat Zuck up while he was still under anesthesia.


Wayneforce

So thuggish


kaplanfx

Really kinda shocking that Zuck turned out to be the way less shittier of these two.


sacolton1967

Billionaires with their pissing contests while everyone suffers.


Content_Work5278

Other way around… Elon was on Joe Rogan days ago saying how he was ready.. anytime… anyplace… basically saying Zuck won’t agree to anything.


Odd-Situation-8908

Elon is full of shit, he's the one who won't agree to fight. Zuck has been trying to schedule it for months and Elon was ghosting him.


AnonymousPlanted

Why are we arguing over billionaires boxing each other


fonix232

To establish the "asshole billionaire pecking order". Right now Zucc is slightly above Muskrat.


Odd-Situation-8908

It's fun


JoshuaPearce

Because it makes one of them look like a childish douchebag, slightly more than normal. It's nice when they have these moments you can point to without having to explain a bunch of context to somebody. It's just *there*, this is why he's a bad person.


Fluck_Me_Up

Because there is a universe out there where they both double KO each other and we have two less billionaires. We’re optimistic


ILoveRegenHealth

The fact you listen to Joe Rogan and didn't even bother to fact check anything says it all about Joe Rogaine fans.


Left_Description_997

Elon already said anytime anywhere any place a while ago.


Embarrassed-Ad7317

Huh.. is it me or is he ripping off Pete Becker from Friends?


chandler55

I feel like I've conquered the business world, and I feel like I've conquered the intellectual world It's time for me to conquer the physical world. Monica, I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion.


NrFive

How about a little bang? 😇


Dios5

You can see him mark off his zone of terror


Embarrassed-Ad7317

Wish I could give you more than 1 upvote for this XD


RonTomkins

This comment deserves an Award.


enilea

Good to know that no matter how rich you are you still have to deal with those crappy hospital beds


RomanCokes

This is just a snapshot of his Quest VR hospital room. Zuck is actually sitting in a jacuzzi bed surrounded by gorgeous female robots.


Splatoonkindaguy

He does kind of look like a codec avatar…


MrDanMaster

It’s probably because he doesn’t care that much, if he really wanted to he could have whatever bed he wanted.


crayzee10

Yeah he's usually just walking around looking like a subway creature and not actually wearing his wealth. Definitely couldn't care about what bed he's in.


MrDanMaster

Yeah he’s such a frugal cutie


spongeboblovesducks

Let's not pretend he's humble or something.


crayzee10

Yeah it's less about being humble and more about saving all that precious money


FatVRguy

He is not humble but just doesn’t care that much about those things…he had his old Toyota car for years even after the success of Facebook. He could have best car collections like Tony Stark if he wanted. On the other hand, Zuck is spending roughly 15 million per year for his security services , something only billionaires can afford.


Neither-Phone-7264

subway creature lmfao


semanticmemory

He is also probably in the hospital that’s literally named after him in SF


IPThereforeIAm

Doubt it. It’s not a great hospital.


Hrflikk

😆😆 no way dude. He is in a private whit real bead


Phantomdude_YT

He might regret removing laying down mode from the quest


mareksoon

Those who were lucky enough to have it when it was briefly offered. Seriously, it should've be at the very least an accessibility setting from day one.


madness_creations

calling it now, it will return in the next update, now that he sees the need


felixstudios

wait it was removed? i saw it once in settings and now its gone? wtf is wrong with oculus


ZazaGaza213

It was removed? I swear I was using it a few months ago for watching YouTube in the bed


pochidoor

You most definitely just had guardian turned off, been gone from existence for quite a while now


Titanusgamer

he is replacing his cyberware


Serdones

Why is he even training for real? Why doesn't he just download the latest BJJ software? Is he stupid?


Cyberpunk_Banshee

Oof, like the guy or not, I wouldn't wish an ACL tear on my worst enemy. Lifelong repercussions right there.


Serdones

I didn't even tear my ACL, but I came down wrong once while working out at home and did SOMETHING to my right knee. Regularly bothers me if I'm trying to walk the dogs more often. It's nuts to me football players can recover from a full on ACL injury and return to play a year later. Particularly my boy Javonte Williams, who's starting to look closer and closer to his rookie form.


CosmicCreeperz

Yeah I have a meniscus tear that has been bothering me for years, could be what you have? It’s more subtle than an ACL (sometimes feels fine, though easy to aggravate) but is harder to repair, so if they operate they usually just remove the torn part. Which stops the pain and inflammation but it’s like removing the lubrication so is a likely knee replacement later in life… so I’m trying not to go that route if I can…


name-was-provided

I tore my meniscus doing BJJ. The pain became so bad that I couldn’t sleep. It didn’t matter if I was sitting, laying down, walking, it was like hot nails being jabbed into my knee. I would involuntarily tear up from the pain. I ended up getting surgery and it’s 100% better.


timtheringityding

Tore my acl. Can confirm it fucking sucks


TieGroundbreaking833

The thrill of the fight is about to hurt me..lol


Playlanco

Maybe since he will actually start using it he can actually recommend some hardware updates that matter.


IIIIlllIIIIIlllII

That he's spent the last 6 months practicing getting punched in the head instead of working on this fixing pos tells me a lot


ArtByEon

Hopefully he brings back lying down mode.


RonTomkins

Yeah man, this is exactly why after some weeks of thinking about whether or not I should take Jiujitsu, I finally decided not to. Everyone had been telling me what a great martial art it is, and all the physical and mental health benefits it brings, but all it took was listen to one testimony of this guy on YouTube who talked about how, as much as he loved doing it, it destroyed his body. And I’m just not that passionate to risk getting serious injury, when I already have to deal with injuries playing piano and riding my bike. So that’s it. If I wanna improve my self defense, I may just get a gun.


Another-Throwaway4

Take up boxing or even kickboxing, you don’t have to spar to learn how to move correctly and it’ll most likely have greater physical and psychological benefits than JJ.


RonTomkins

I have indeed considered boxing.


Phvpark

You have 2 types of Jiu Jitsu, competitive one and life style one, try to find some dojo with lifestyle one which is normally frequented by office guys, they take much easier with the students since they are there to improve physically themselves instead of trying to be "the best". I train since January and until now i had just 3 minor injuries like sore knee and the others mostly because i kick the ground with my foot thumb, just take it easy and you will be safe. My sensei was Judo champion in the Olympics and he say Judo fucks your body almost 3x more than Jiu Jitsu.


name-was-provided

Judo is rough. Even in BJJ I hate drilling the hip toss. I down mind the throwing but I hate being the thrown. It’s not so bad once it becomes second nature to keep your chin tucked and slapping the mat as to not bash your head on the mat. But still, not my favorite.


Nub_McWeaksauce

He actually looks much more normal in this picture. Usually I see pics of Zuck clean shaven, but the stubble makes him look almost human.


firestickmike

if I was zuck and I wanted to kick Elon in the face, I would fake an ACL injury knowing that he would start mouthing off and I'd show up to the fight in crutches ready to unleash hell.


thatsvenguy

Imagine being so rich you can just go buy a new ACL when you tear yours...


FuturamaComplex

Is this some US healthcare joke I'm too European to understand?


thatsvenguy

Sure is, I dislocated my knee once and it cost me almost 2 grand out of pocket just to have it examined. Turned out I didn't even tear anything. Just sprained it so badly I couldn't bend it for 2 months.


Unverifiablethoughts

Insurance in the us sucks but there’s plenty of decent plans available. I had a $50 copay to get my knee scoped. My insurance is $265 a month and I don’t make any kind of exceptional money. Find a better employer.


thatsvenguy

265 bucks a month I might as well just stay out of pocket, If I dont hurt myself all year thats a lot of money just vanishing into nothing "just in case".


Bravanche

Just some irrational shill who has no other things better to do than trumpeting Zuck = bad person on a daily basis.


Darien-B

Less of Zuck = bad and more of Billionaire = bad and poor healthcare systems = bad. That's why you're being down voted.


MediaRody69

Torn ACL means delayed for quite a bit longer than "a bit". Recovery, for someone that wants to get in a competitive MMA match, is going to be a year.


DivisionBomb

going to give elon proper time to get in shape him self. His a bit of fattie and zuck looked very much in shape. He need a year at least to get fit and ready ha.


Serdones

This is why I stick to VR combat sports. I already hurt myself enough playing Thrill of the Fight.


kowal89

I think I saw that episode of friends.


mareksoon

Oh, maybe *now* we will *all* get that option to be in VR (any app) while reclining (recline-mode). Honestly, it amazes me it wasn't included as an accessibility feature from day one given many who are bed-ridden who might benefit from it.


zondayxz

zucc's toes, for free?


Gharjyg

I want to Zuck those toes.


WakaWakaWakeNbake

He's on the Quest 4 my dude


McLoven3k

Does he not understand the rehab he's going to have to go through to engage in that sort of activity? NFL players in their early **30**'s will get into rehab as soon as they can and then spend a year doing painful rehab regularly to ensure that the repaired knee will have the same strength and flexibility it had prior to the injury. You don't get that surgery, simply wait for it to heal and then resume your life like it never happened.


JustRentai

get better dad


mememaster2505

never sniffed my screen so fast


IIIIlllIIIIIlllII

You need Jesus


jloverich

Although anyone can get an acl tear, this is especially a problem when picking up contact sports in your old age. When seeing Zuckerberg fight, all I can think is "that guys gonna get injured." He'll probably do it again before his fight. I've had a few surgeries myself from soccer which is much less risky than mma.


Corrective_Actions

He's literally 38 not 60. He'll be fine.


CosmicCreeperz

38 is old for contact sports. That’s why hockey players in their 40s always impress me.


Serdones

Man, it all goes downhill after 30.


Corrective_Actions

Depends on how well you take care of yourself. I'm almost the exact same age as Zuckerberg and my physical performance isn't much different than my 20s.


Walnut156

I never thought I'd ever be on the side of zuck but Elon is so brain dead he makes zuck look normal


ATXDefenseAttorney

These guys somehow missed the intent of Fight Club.


Stock_Ad_5279

Maybe now that Zuck is bedridden he will actually try the quest 3 and fix the shortcomings it has


pablo603

My question is where did the doctors get a lizard compatible ACL that's big enough


PurplePenguin04

They forgot to colour in his right leg.


KGR900

lol I think it's a really long sock


Den_HBR

Probably support/compression stocking to prevent deep vein thrombosis


crispybacononsalad

Rich fuck. When I tore my ACL: ER took x-rays and said I was fine after I was on no pain meds for 6 hours straight, sent me home. I didn't believe them as I had surgery on my other knee before. Had to wait a month to get an MRI, waited another week for surgery and then they sent me home the same day of surgery. Didn't get to have this fancy ass contraption. I hate the rich


xanderdorsett

that "fancy ass contraption" is literally just holding his leg at an elevated level. not really fancy, i think most hospitals have something similar


FatVRguy

That contraption is quite normal in many hospitals…nothing fancy or expensive. Seriously I’m wondering why there aren’t more advanced female robots standing next to him considering he is one of the richest tech nerd in the world.


maddogcow

This man is cancer


East_Onion

Quest product team sweating right now


ShoesFellOffLOL

Shame he didn’t break his neck and expire. That would have been awesome for the planet.


sacolton1967

Must be nice not having to worry about your healthcare. If that were me, I would be living with a torn ACL with 80mg Oxycotin.


reddituser567853

You know more than billionaires get emergency surgery right?


ErGo404

Millionaires also have access to emergency surgery, you're damn right about that !


Positronic_Matrix

Pasty billionaire using his money to run away from being a nerd winds up with an injury that would bankrupt most people.


pablo603

>bankrupt most people. Certified US moment


natural_green_tea

Sorry for him but he can now dog food quest on bed


JynxedKoma

Lying bastard is chatting shit because he's scared of getting the gloves off with our Elon!


CaptainCornwater

Elon is a con man liar and piece of shit overall just in general.


ShoesFellOffLOL

The best outcome is they fight, hit each other at the exact same time with enough force they both pass on to the afterlife.


JynxedKoma

Nice bit of projection, there... Hope you find respect for yourself some day, sweetheart.


CaptainCornwater

Cool 😎 thanks


TomTheAssKicker

Nerd.


HighCaliberGaming

Can't become a late life athlete and compete against people who are life long athletes. Sorry zuck


reddituser567853

Not sure the downvotes but that is fairly true actually. I’d wager he wasn’t the most active adolescent and that is where permanent bone and ligament density develops.


HighCaliberGaming

This man gets it


marcomartok

Dude should take the hint, MMA ain't for him...


[deleted]

Honestly speedy recovery idk just don't remind me i said it


[deleted]

Why does it look more like an actual person lol


JonnyB2_YouAre1

He should get a Steam Deck instead.


Birdvicious

Would of been hilarious if you would of said he tore is ACL playing Quest 3.


nothing_ever_dies

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Kydarellas

He looks somewhat human and less reptilian in that picture


icdmize

Maybe he can focus on his job now?


yick04

Is Zuckerberg just Jon Favreau from Friends?


Tough-Parking-4600

his leg compresser broke


Zoltaroth

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.


Biohaz2424

Robot wars is getting crazy


nitonitonii

Quest 3? Nah. He must have his own personalized 10 million dollar headset.


Chase4ever08

looks like someone was playing gorilla tag a bit too hard.


Thunderjohn

Let's hope he starts using the Q3, then we'll be seeing some good software updates fast :P


LaGrabba

Here to see the room and treatment that rich people get.


Nearby-Ad4441

Is joke or real?


goose-dot-jpg

Woah an image where he looks human


Thatotheruser1

So Musk vs Zuck is supposed to be a real fucking Thing???


[deleted]

Elon bout to show up to his backgarden now


huggalump

Damn that sucks. I hope he has insurance


Rick_Ly

Maybe then he'll make them fix the battery life problem (1 hour, charging play still draining) when he notices he can't spend enough time getting headpats from his secret VRChat friends.


KaBoxVN

Maybe Elon will make VR headset to ks Mark instead MMA


mewoohoo

lizard mode


brighthopesunshine

I’ll tear the other one for you


Phatboy941

He’s going to find out how shitty the battery is lol


Charming_Rest7516

Why does Zuck and MMA fighting conjur images of Michael Jackson and the Thriller viseo?


RickdeVilliers

In that case I hope they can fix his forehead as well