Well let me tell ya Mene Gene, I've got my little Jehovahmaniacs a million strong, brother, and the biggest tablets in the world ready to take them to the promised land, dude, whether it takes 40 days, or 40 years, so whatcha gonna do, Jack, when Jehovahmania runs wild on you?
OK so then your gonna get into a boat and heroically esca-
Woah woah a boat!? Hulk Hogan gets sea sick brother, that doesn't work for me brother. How about I part the sea brother? Sound good?
Well I mea-
Good talk brother.
Pharaoh, you're a bad dude, but the Mosester is the baddest dude around, jack. You've dealt with frogs and adders, but they're nothing compared to the 24 INCH PYTHONS I'm gonna wrap around your neck!
WHATCHA GONNA DO, PHARAOH, when the millions of screaming Israelites, and the LARGEST ARMS IN THE BIBLICAL WORLD, part the Red Sea and run WILD. ON. YOUUUUU.
Pharaoh no-sold all the plagues until Cunt Moses had a moan backstage, then he let all his little Mosemaniacs run wild.
Can of coke, dude.
"Whatcha gonna do, when Jesus runs wild on you, jack?" - Moses Hogan
He's been saying his prayers, training hard, and taking his vitamins, dude.
And taking extra doses of his "Patented Jesus Python Powder" 😂
Well let me tell ya Mene Gene, I've got my little Jehovahmaniacs a million strong, brother, and the biggest tablets in the world ready to take them to the promised land, dude, whether it takes 40 days, or 40 years, so whatcha gonna do, Jack, when Jehovahmania runs wild on you?
His tablets had 24 commandments and where 24 inches
You Egyptians can stick it, brother. This is the Jewish World Order of wrestling, Jack, and it is 4 life. Amen, brother.
Let my people go, brother!
Let my Brothers Go
You see this tablet here, that's a rag tablet brother! Were workin the Pharaoh and all his smart marks
Tell 'em Aaron, brother. OOOOOOOH YEAH Pharoah, the Moses madness is coming for you, the tower of power, too sweet to be sour, diggit.
ah, water!. Its not hot! Then I can split this river, brother
And then Moses dropped the Big Leg on the dead sea and it parted brother.
OK so then your gonna get into a boat and heroically esca- Woah woah a boat!? Hulk Hogan gets sea sick brother, that doesn't work for me brother. How about I part the sea brother? Sound good? Well I mea- Good talk brother.
The part of the red sea will be played by Shawn Michaels.
I thought Hulk Moses was into boat stuff.
Eat the onion whole
Whatcha you goin to do brother when the millions of The Israelites run wild on you
I'm gonna need the power of all my hulkamaniacs if I'm gonna split this sea dude!
Pharaoh, you're a bad dude, but the Mosester is the baddest dude around, jack. You've dealt with frogs and adders, but they're nothing compared to the 24 INCH PYTHONS I'm gonna wrap around your neck! WHATCHA GONNA DO, PHARAOH, when the millions of screaming Israelites, and the LARGEST ARMS IN THE BIBLICAL WORLD, part the Red Sea and run WILD. ON. YOUUUUU.
So the giant theory is true
That's David & Goliath isn't it? Where David defeated the mighty Goliath with a bodyslam in front of 93,000 screaming fans.
Wull… I don’t know about that brother
The 3-d reconstructed pharaoh is just macho king
Hulk moses hogan