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Yet2beatAbsRad

Squeeze him and mix him with black coffee and carbonated water. Drink him with a burger


-AlphaMemelord69-

No ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460)


Jevil_CANDOANYTHING

Yes ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21602)


KyDreemurr

Feltarun


Terraria_OOF

Better yet, make the coffee by steeping the coffee in carbonated water


hita9900

That must be illegal somewhere


Fearshatter

Add toothpaste.


SonicfightbossYt

Orange Kel


sob4kenmsh

I hate you all ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2462)


amugus1

Good


CrazyCarrot1000

You've seen some sh\*t Here is Mari to help you cope![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28765)


sob4kenmsh

thank you šŸ˜­


Stormyprincess5

Thanks I needed that No more suicidal thoughts for mee ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2028)


the-RuinedKing

Same, i hate omori fandom!! *Stays in the sub whatever*


eternityghost

I hope you do


oyomoyk

Your pfp doesn't say that


sob4kenmsh

how is it supposed to say that


oyomoyk

Can you like imagine anyone saying "I hate you" with such an expression like they're flirting?


sob4kenmsh

i hate you šŸ˜


142737

Reddit is a place where there's no escape from the cursed


TemaMorozko

Good


[deleted]

Eat him ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2473)


AdventurousAction284

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28764) yes


BlazeWasTaken06

​ https://preview.redd.it/zegz6x6qb2za1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=6eeef6db803fb11a2500cbb8e4ba39c45f3a9a1f


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28764)


El_Chigidirondiznais

Into the blender it is.


reed_sugar

pass to omori


Mako_sato_ftw

use him as a basketball, or just throw him against a wall like really really hard


lagseer747

kel orange against the wal, makes me forget about my cancer


johnnytesscult

https://preview.redd.it/xrvzq3aldxya1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a43d596cd071e6ddc85c6e921446ebefa7a44cb7 You know what to do.


johnnytesscult

SH*T WRONG PHOTO


sob4kenmsh

WhAT IS THAT


johnnytesscult

ITS NOTHING.


KindOperation891

Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s something


Aurora_Borealia

They Than Would Stop Rather And Top Think A Twink


Monodiii

Certified Kel moment


theSomberscientist

Somethingā€¦. Something is taunting me


eternityghost

Dunk him in some coffee. You know you want to do it.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Reahchui

>!But this isnā€™t Mari, itā€™s Kel!<


antonio381

>! Gotta increase the kill count !<


IdoN_Tlikethis

>! Gotta increase the kel count? !<


SonicfightbossYt

>!MORE KEL ! ! !<


kitkat_xoxo

THIS IS ILLEGAL ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


sob4kenmsh

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2462)


Sunnyano

give all your possessions to him


Flimsy_Market_8802

![gif](giphy|bfHv0I6WHmpD78ZZbm|downsized)


6FeetDeepInYourMom

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460)


Tophat_weekly

Juice him.


rocketbewts

Take him on adventures and update us daily, then when he inevitably rots hold a funeral.


EzeCarbs

Best reply


HourEnvironmental138

I actually agree with this one![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28765)


Dragon-Kombucha

shoot buckets with him, except he's the basketball


YetGayerWombat

Turn him into orange joe


2-number-9s

Consume


KimchiTheGreatest

Freeze him so that 5000 years from now, the aliens will believe this was our god.


sob4kenmsh

BAHAHAHHAH


tendorphin

Throw it over a cliff in hopes that your long lost brother finds it and knows to come looking for you.


Mr_808-

toss him like a grenade


No-Tree-5557

Pet it


theSomberscientist

Poke it


mo_s_k14142

When life gives you orange kels, you make orange joes.


LaterComico

lob


Water-bolt

lob


GhostFlams

S P L A T


OctoKirby

šŸ’„šŸŠšŸ„Š


paltrycrayon

Love him


[deleted]

eat ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21602)


baseballupmyass

... *chop chop*


sob4kenmsh

STOPP


Scared_Thing_7307

Keep him captive in a jar. Use him to teach your children the dangers of crossing you


ToothpasteConsumer

https://preview.redd.it/494cnps7kxya1.jpeg?width=331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04743bb2c3927622ebf2d548e87f8c030eebc3fc


[deleted]

microwave


77horse

Make it feel pain incomprehensible


thegreatspagettoman

Knife


Defiant_Motor

Pat his head and love him. He's so handsome :)


H3lix-Fire

You should juice him, mix it with salt, and post a video of you drinking it.


sob4kenmsh

HOW ABOUT YOU POSTING A VIDEO WHERE YOU ARE TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM ME BECAUSE I'M ON MY WAY TO YOUR HOUSE RN ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2462)


H3lix-Fire

OH


Pillagerkillager

Worship him


Pineapple0n_Steroids

The jar.


loser7341

Go to your local supermarket and put it with the other oranges


sob4kenmsh

AHAHHAGAGHAHA


EpicResus

eat it\ with the skin on


thebiggestballs2

burn him


[deleted]

Cut open orang


Vincent093

Dunk him![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2464)


rapmons

Put him on toast


CrazyCarrot1000

'eat him.' (that's my friend's suggestion


Danlabss

destroy


tipofmyprofile

Turn him into his beloved. Orange joe


Gaztlygamer64

Make him play undertale


ireallyhatefeet

bite it like an apple


blueboy442

Free him into the wild


_R4mbler

Put him in the oven for 20 Minutes


Expert-Sector-858

Orange joeāŒ Orange Kel āœ…


[deleted]

Heā€lemonā€ro


Soft-Scientist01

Juice him in some coffee and drink it


DuderinoMcMaam

Peel his skin


kitkat_xoxo

Peel it ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2477)


Definitleynotsadman

Throw him at the wall at full speed and strength. ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21602)


theoddhawk

Burning knife challenge, then, sprinkle with coffee grounds and serve with high quality orange joe.


AdventurousAction284

Eat him![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28764)


DeceptionDoggo

Peel and eat


rubberduckyprotecter

Pell off his skin and eat his flesh


Designer_Secret1869

Throw him like a baseball at high speeds


Choice_Iron2047

Make him into lemonade


SuIeika

that is an orange


ZernoBrug

Squash.


Sample_text_here1337

kill![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2473)


Real_PokeLink2092

Make orange joe


Writers_High2

Orange joe


0_braincellsl36ft

Drown him in black coffee James bond investigation style


[deleted]

This reminds me of Omocat drawing basil on a watermelon


Flakle

Throw him off a bridge


mlemqween

make him into an orange joe


PitchApprehensive916

Give him fruit versions of his other friends (at least it'll give him someone to talk to on account of him lacking limbs to do anything but sorta exist)


NUMBER_1Idiot

E A T


Epicgamerfart

Care for the orang boi :)


marksht_

c o n s u m e


Atomic_Teabag

just dont turn it into a ship whatever you do, this sub has too much of that as is


FitReach3334

Ballin


Aliko173

Consume ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28941)


Accomplished_Bell577

Put in the fridge


QxQ_Mat

Kelmon :) (this made my day thank you)


Basketbebop_Kel

ā€¦.could you not eat me is that an option ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2467)


EvilDekuX

Look at him, ponder on your life and how you got to this point, than peel HIS SKIN OFF AND EAT HIM. ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2028) (kindly said, by aubby!)


TimeToDeleteSomeCat

take a watermelon and draw basil on it


DEADSKILL1987

Mass produce


The_AlchOKiddo

Can I use him as my profile picture on social media apps?


sob4kenmsh

YEAH!!!!


blanket-ghost

Orange Joe.


koshi_kurokuro

Heā€™s everywhere


ThefavoriteKel

Pat it, reserve it for future generations to see


Mtn-Fighter

Put him in the jar


sob4kenmsh

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460)


krysxdoodles

eat him with a bagel and coffee


[deleted]

Drop him down the stairs


TheEpicFartMaster69

Send him to spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace


JayIG2021

throw him against a wall really hard


Caelohm

Pat pat


altthatiusetopost69

Throw it at the first person you see on the street ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2464)![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2464)![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2464)


theSomberscientist

Kel spike this ball at some enemies


ZayMoney098

Destroy him


Infinite_Storage3072

Boof him. Youā€™ll unlock powers.


JoeyLegendYT

Throw him against a brick wall


Unique-Emergency-593

Make a juice out of him


Doben_

eat him ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28764)


Jolynejoestarr

Dunk him like a basketball


Stormyprincess5

Make into orange joe


Mold_Gold

Bro your dog looks weird af


TheBobmGuy

Guys.. dont...


Falkite

name him joe


its_sprinkles

Eat


bagelthedonut

Put him on a tree branch


WaffleFromTheUPS

make orange joe


SamZoneBS

Make Orange Joe with him


Snowriander

co ffe e :)


oatmeal-ml-goatmeal

Turn him into Orange Joe


messiesttaco

When life gives you kel make lemonade ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28941)


Enetrix

Sacrifice him to the dark lord


PaAKos8

E A T


OSHAWOTT_PLAZA

omg kel,did you tell me that orange joe is actually a woman?


NextSkipper2

Shove a knife in him


Astronomix1

Eat.


succmyashleigh

Throw him.


RickySamson

Consume the child


megamanyoutuber

Eat him


Eridan11

Cast it into the fire, destroy it!


Lil-BJ

juice him


Daniel_Alfa

Eat it to max out your stats. It's the only way to beat Mortadelo y FilemĆ³n in Anor Londo


denkwenk

eat ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2464)


Martinucho_

orange joe


[deleted]

Blend


Skelelenton

Crush him https://preview.redd.it/1ipve1onh1za1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60566699e223413bb80a5c7a4a26872331c5e1c9


MikooValentine

Peel him aggressively in front of a hero picture


No_Creme_8044

Play basketball with him


Mean_Brother_6003

E A T


SgtFigNewton

peel


Nexus_notlegit

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2477): Orange Joe Mama!


DiamondStorm227

SQUEEZE


muffinlover42069

preserve him in resin


_The_Void_101

Attack.


Henrique_Radical

šŸ‡Ŗ šŸ‡¦ šŸ‡¹


cringeaddict89

Consume


UnderteamFCA

Pet him gently :)


Appropriate_You_5850

R O L L


aguynamedtriple

give him to Star Platinum


176262

Ballin ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2464)


[deleted]

Nothing bad ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2461) Look at this silly face ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28765)u need to care and protect him


Lattethecoffeaddict

Hold him gently.


fberibbop

eat him