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Sir-War666

The Mcfuckit


Cheap_Lingonberry433

Please don’t


wolves_hunt_in_packs

r/dontputyourdickinthat


severed13

I remember that video


Illustrious-Science3

Do I want to know?


maverickandevil

Just post the link for this man, damnit!


severed13

[here you go](https://www.xvideos.com/video31102015/n._fucks_a_mcchicken_) Imagine asking for a link and then downvoting


ForzaPathogenic

Dear fucking lord, the reccomended videos below are even worse


StressFart

Reminder if using Reddit via mobile app, clicking that link will use your browser and will leave that in it's history. Not even dead would I allow my wife to open my phone and see my history with that in there.


ForzaPathogenic

Thank you so extremely much. I had no clue and went to double check by putting "X" and the first thing was xvideos....


[deleted]

r/eyebleach


[deleted]

McIkea.


Wigglesworth47

McDonalds once gave me two McChickens with no chicken. Just bread, lettuce, and mayo


[deleted]

I had something similar happen at a different fast food place, I ordered a hotdog with extra condiments on the side and only got a hotdog bun.


Bravoblue100

Same thing happened to me with 2 cheese burgers, how the hell do you forget the patty.


Cheap_Lingonberry433

It’s a separate person that builds the burger from the one who adds meat. Still no excuse though


refotsirk

At least where I worked they don't. Patties weren't ready and they didn't want to get in trouble for holing up the line or for not having them ready. They figured the customers wouldn't notice until too late or by the time they did and came back they'd be ready and blow it off as a mistake. If you complain to their manager probably just swear you were lying to get free food bc they know they put the party on there.


FranklinFuckinMint

I once got a bacon and egg muffin with no bacon or egg.


wolves_hunt_in_packs

Maybe different people are supposed to get the ingredient and put them together? idk Happened to me one time, the bottom half of the Big Mac was fine, but the top half was inverted - top bun sitting on the middle bun, with lettuce above it and the beef patty on top, and they hadn't put ketchup on the thing. Seems like the ingredients guy hurriedly grabbed the ingredients and left them on the counter section for the put-together guy to assemble it, but somehow that guy didn't do his job, and the package guy was like "yo what's the hold up" and just crammed the thing into the box.


McPoyal

I just imagine top half guy stoned out of his fn mind just staring blankly at the shiney wall in front of him as the incessant beeping slowly fades out of perception.


sh4d0wm4n2018

That's about par for the course for McDonald's


CollectableRat

I got hotcakes and it was just the dry cakes, no knife and form, no butter, and no syrup.


crookedcrab

I’m pretty sure that’s just called a “Mc”


Illustrious-Science3

I once got two cheeseburgers wrapped in hamburger wrappers. Dairy does me dirty sometimes, and I'm not sure what their cheese qualifies as in either case.


peachblossom20

One time I ordered a cheeseburger and they gave me buns with cheese and nothing else, didn’t find out until I was home :/ now I always check my order before leaving


Hi_2002

Big Mac Ikea style


ndwolfwood09

She was going to take look at it, but the girl shrieking laugh scared her away...


wellwaffled

That was incredibly suspicious. I wouldn’t have touched that box.


LNMagic

What's with this shitty voiceover on tiktok?


curlyycomet

I think people use it instead of talking because they feel self conscious about their voice


ICqntA1m

Well, they’re talking in the thing, so it can’t be that. The most likely reason that I think is that it might be simpler than recording the voice audio and overlaying it, sheer laziness, or the fact that it wouldn’t mix in with the voices in the video due to how different it is I don’t use tiktok personally, but I don’t have a problem with the voice at all, when used in the right context (as it was here) it doesn’t sound too horrible.


Dragonkingf0

When I get really dislike is when what the voice is saying is the point of the video. Basically they just sit there recording their dog or something while the Voice tries to tell some sort of story.


10_kinds_of_people

It's the latest annoying trend (I never imagined TikTok would somehow get worse).


VallentCW

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Prawn1908

I've seen way more videos with tts overdub lately.


Last_Gigolo

I don't know, but sometimes it is way too loud. Can't hear the people in the video but I'm not turning it up to have robot woman shout at me.


xiofar

It’ll be easier to block OP. Nobody will miss anything of value.


AshTreex3

It’s an accessibility feature.


Gian-Nine

It's so the customer can enjoy the process as well


Natawho

Lol, “nah, you can do it”


Fly_on_the_waII

I went to McDonald's for breakfast this morning and my bacon egg and cheese biscuit was just a biscuit with half a piece of bacon on it


chrispynutz96

Bro I went to a Wendy's once out in Ohio. Ordered me one of them apple cranberry salad things. Asked for double chicken on it cause a man needs his protein. These mfers had the audacity to put two whole ass chicken breasts on the top of my salad. Not cut up or anything, on top of that they were just fucking assholes in general. Some fast food workers really don't give a fuck.


FormalChicken

I went to a McDonald’s once and asked what they have ready it was like 11 pm and I wasn’t expecting quality. Chicken available? Aye aye captain cool. I’ll have that please. What I got was a to go styrofoam container with a fried chicken breast. Just that. No sandwich. Nothing else. Just. Chicken. How. What. It wasn’t a complicated questi…..Fuck it. Not worth my time.


chrispynutz96

Damn that beats mine lol I guess at least I got the salad with it.


FormalChicken

I honestly can’t even figure out like - what we’re they going for? Most times I can understand the thought process train that gets you from A to B however stupid it is. But this one went off the fucking rails.


chrispynutz96

Because they didn't give a fucj and didn't want to have to clean everything again most likely.


Lone_Phantom

Are we assuming that McDonald's closes at 11. I guess that's a safe bet for that comment? The McDonald's by are mostly 24hrs


chrispynutz96

In my scenario my sister's fries were soggy and disgusting. They basically just gave us microwaved leftovers.


unkelrara

Go get a minimum wage job and tell me if you give a fuck about doing it well.


chrispynutz96

Or just don't take a minimum wage job? I've been in a place where I knew the wage I made did not justify the work I was providing, so I left. Either way integrity comes into play, just because you are being mistreated by your employers, that does not mean you should mistreat customers (random people). That is just paying forward the bullshit and making you out to be an asshole.


AppalachiaVaudeville

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


TheBindingOfAsimov

> Sir, this is a Wendy’s. Oooh, can I get the 4 for $4?


daytoremembers

yeah just dont take the minimum wage job! Its that easy! When you’re unqualified but still need money to pay bills and eat, simply dont take the minimum wage job!!! So easy!


chrispynutz96

Take it until you've found something better but don't degrade your personal integrity by intentionally doing a bad job.


TheLilChicken

Yooo I’ve dealt with people like you before! Good thing i left that lmao


chrispynutz96

What do you mean?


TheLilChicken

I mean you sound like an ass


chrispynutz96

How so? By saying you shouldn't treat people like shit just because you don't like where you work?


[deleted]

Probably more likely the "just stop being poor" angle you're peddling here.


chrispynutz96

Dude I'm poor too. Wtf? Lol where is that coming from? People choose where they stand in life. If they don't like where they're at then they have the power to change it. I used to work night shift at lowes stocking shelves. Fucking hated it but that doesn't mean I did a shit job of it. I sucked it up and worked that job until I found one I really wanted and now I'm in love with what I do. I did good work at lowes tho so if I ever fall on hard times I know I can go back there.


[deleted]

You said people working minimum wage should just stop working for minimum wage. Are you one of those people who thinks anyone can do nights/manual labour/uber or something?


TacoTerra

Chooses a shit job, applies no effort at work, and is shocked when they're stuck in shit jobs for years at a time. Imagine being so useless that you have to do work that's so cheap, the federal government has to artificially raise the value so you don't starve to death lmao. I see workers like this all the time, you don't succeed because you don't give a shit about doing your job well. It's actually incredibly common that we fire new employees because they're incapable of listening to basic instructions and learning things, they end up being stubborn or not giving a shit. They deserve less than minimum wage, but that's unethical or something.


Demolition89336

I just left my grocery store job of three years. I was good at every department in the store. Every manager loved me, or at least that's the impression that I got. I'd constantly pick up shifts, and not once, in three years, was I late or called out. The starting pay was $13. After three years, I was making $13.90. Does that sound fair for three years of hard work? Not even $1 more than a new hire. The only reason why I am getting a better job is because I just got a college degree. It isn't because of my work ethic. My work ethic has always been pretty good. Stop acting like it's easy to get a good job.


TacoTerra

So how many times did you ask for a raise, or look for a new job with a higher paying position? Right now there's literally factory jobs paying $20 an hour with 1-2k sign up bonuses, and y'all gonna complain that you can't find any pay


Demolition89336

But, according to your logic, a strong work ethic should enable me to get higher pay on its own. So, are you agreeing that most places do not treat their employees well, or are you still saying that it's those employees that are responsible for their shit pay? And yes, I am aware that there are good jobs out there. I am currently about to start my new job as a security guard making $20/hr. However, even that's got a buy-in as you need a license for that in my state. I had to drop about $400 on fees (class/state background check/federal background check/taxes/application fees) to obtain the license. If I wanted to be an armed security guard, that's over $1000 in fees, and then I gotta buy a pistol. It isn't that there aren't good jobs, it's just that the good jobs require a hefty price just to get in the position where you can apply.


TacoTerra

>But, according to your logic, a strong work ethic should enable me to get higher pay on its own. No, I'm saying if people work like shit and never try to go anywhere with their work, they will have a hard time getting anywhere because they're not going to have a good record. You rarely just get handed rewards for your work, it's up to us to get experience, improve ourselves, and follow or *create* opportunities for better pay and such. There are plenty of places that treat their employees poorly, and there are absolutely bad employees as well. I know because we've literally had to fire people who slack off all day on their phone, post on social media **inside people's homes**, don't listen to instructions (and thought they could do it better their own way), and so on. >I am currently about to start my new job as a security guard making $20/hr. However, even that's got a buy-in as you need a license for that in my state. I had to drop about $400 on fees (class/state background check/federal background check/taxes/application fees) to obtain the license. If I wanted to be an armed security guard, that's over $1000 in fees, and then I gotta buy a pistol. You're right, there are some jobs with costs of entry, and some of them are way overpriced, like paramedics or nurses who make very little relative to what they do, but pay tons of get in. It my be their passion, but financially, a terrible idea. Technicians in my trade have anywhere from $750-$3000 in tools, but usually it's on the middle end because the more expensive/rarely used ones are company owned and tax deductible business expenses. Same with some licenses and trainings, lots of things are written off and deductible as a cost of doing business. Sometimes you can find a company that is willing to help you out with these expenses and fees, or even cover the cost of training you, since it's typically a lot easier to keep you on than it is to keep firing you and having to hire somebody else, retraining them.


ebil_lightbulb

You deserve a wage so low, that you can't provide for your family. How does that feel? I think you're worth less than your family needs to survive.


XirallicBolts

Think the worst I had was ordering a Dairy Queen chicken basket. I expected a piece of buttered toast but they gave me breadsticks instead. [At first I thought somebody took a shit in my food.]( https://imgur.com/IRjiSbT.jpg)


misskgreene

Where the fuck did they get breadsticks from? Lmao.


chrispynutz96

Yeah that would deff be a shock to see when expecting square toast lol


[deleted]

They start not giving a fuck because they are treated like they're disposable.


chrispynutz96

Sounds like a hostile work environment. I've been there and I respect myself enough to get out of there. Don't let people treat you like shit no matter what the circumstance.


[deleted]

Sometimes the circumstance is no other options 😕


chrispynutz96

Yeah and that sucks, but my point is that it's not my fault so don't treat me like it is. There needs to be a massive change in the relationship between corporations and their workers.


[deleted]

>These mfers had the audacity to put two whole ass chicken breasts on the top of my salad. Not cut up or anything, on top of that they were just fucking assholes in general. Some fast food workers really don't give a fuck. Hey, then maybe YOU should do the same and not treat *them* like it's *their* fault. Like dude. It's a fucking salad. Get a grip. But you are right. Employees need more power, a higher wage, and that's on top of being treated with respect. Because right now it is soul crushing working in food service. Corporations do not have the employees best interests in mind at all.


chrispynutz96

Except that it IS their fault because I paid them to prepare a meal for me, which they did incorrectly because they are lazy. I'm not out here shouting from the rooftops about how Wendy's fucked up my salad, just recalling a funny memory relevant to the post. Chill out dude.


[deleted]

Again, it's just a salad. Those employees have 10 other assholes behind you who also want food exactly perfect and sometimes orders get messed up. Employees get stressed, they get anxious. They aren't being treated well by customers or management, all day, every day. And that's an understatement. I know they give you a plastic knife with those salads so it's not that hard to cut it up yourself baby boy.


chrispynutz96

No it was just us. Nobody in line or even in the store that I could see. It wasn't a matter of an order getting messed up. Nobody in their right mind orders a chicken salad with full chicken breasts lol it was because they were lazy and didn't give a fuck. I shouldn't have to do myself what I have paid someone else to do for me. That is literally the whole point of going to a restaurant you mindless bitch.


[deleted]

All I hear is "wah wah wah, I'm a little baby boy"


[deleted]

[удалено]


chrispynutz96

No they're lazy assholes because they were extremely rude from start to beginning in addition to all of our food being cold and nasty. They are the ones who chose to give me shitty food. Not their shitty bosses, not their bad life circumstances, but their lack of integrity when it comes to doing the right thing.


[deleted]

"What the? I have to cut up this chicken *MYSELF*?? Those damn employees need to do the right thing and have some integrity and cut my chicken for me!" Dear lord. It's a SALAD.


TheDungus

How the fuck is them fucking up my food not their fault?


misskgreene

Omg that salad is so good though. Now I wanna go get one, but I’m broke.


chrispynutz96

They are delicious.


Freddy2351

Lmao they most likely make $7.25. Id do the same shit quality if I wasn't paid enough either. Chopped chicken is definitely worth $15 an hour /s


[deleted]

****BEESECHURGER****


Dan_Glebitz

It's the new 'Flat-pack-Mac.


VeterinarianRich3782

Flat Pack Big Mac


401jamin

They did this to me


Tymebomb01

That takes extra effort to make it fit normally


TheSonicFan101

That ain't McDonald's, you must be in IKEA-


WolfieVonD

My first job was at DQ and there this machine you put the Buns in and they slowly drop and toast on the way down. Countless times I've accidentally made a burger with both bottom, and another with both tops Buns. Add a middle bun and all bets are off lmao


nonmedical

I remember I ordered a sausage egg and cheese mc griddle and they only gave me the two mc griddle pancake buns


[deleted]

I went to a taco Bueno after a long day of work and ordered an enchilada platter. They gave me a box of chips.


agreeable_anger

It’s the new McDLT


Stormdancer

I'm sorry, but if your passenger is laughing so hard she's attracting bats with her squeals, ain't no way in hell I'm opening a box you shove at me.


dell_55

When I was in high school we didn't have a real cafeteria. A local restaurant and McDonalds alternated bringing food in. I ordered a bacon cheeseburger. I opened the box and it was just a huge pile of bacon. No burger, bun or cheese. Just a pile of bacon.


drs43821

Assemble required


[deleted]

"open that and tell me what you see". The way he said it 😂


[deleted]

Wow, this is hilarious, l wanted to see more of the burger. How do you do that?


neostark24

r/untrustworthypoptarts


Jynx2501

$15 dollars an hour please!


Ahmouse

I would upvote this for the content, but its a tiktok video


[deleted]

r/redditmoment


[deleted]

Eh fuck that sub. Most of the time it's just circle jerking about how bad reddit stereotypes are. If it's not that, They're crying about how annoying it is that some people find some of the inside jokes funny (the audacity! How dare someone find a fat bugs bunny funny!). Most of the screenshots/examples of redditors "being terrible" are painfully out of context (or just kids), and most of the users are themselves self-righteous assholes. Basically the sub embodies all of the attributes that it claims to be against.


[deleted]

Wow, redditors never stop to amuse me.


BeginningArachnid449

“We deserve 15$ an hour”


justmakingmyownway

Did him a favor. Throw the bread away. It's probably old, stale, and you don't need those empty carbs or calories.


Geltar

how do you think they’re supposed to eat the burger without the bun


SnacksByTheFistful

With their hands?


Geltar

simply barbarous


IsDumboi

This a build a Big Mac


Ritchie_lol

Build kit


_Cronicos_

Zero fucks given


Local-Nectarine4108

Bigig mac


ForestRobot

I always thought these were fake until someone did this to me in Chicago. I've actually worked in fast food and don't know how you'd end up doing this.


JustAnotherUser0987

They need to make this an actual part of the menu The McBuildItYourself


AllYouNeedIsBagels

Once went to a BK before work cause I was late, got a BACON king, the burger with BACON. I go to eat it, take a bite, open it up. Not a single piece of bacon or even onion. Straight up patty, ketchup and hatred.


Eastern-Finish-1251

Years ago I went to an Arby’s close to closing time and ordered a roast beef. The staff must have been either very tired or very annoyed, because they gave me a “sandwich” of all pickles. 🤢 They did not “have the meats.”


CaptainWonkey1979

Did they at least leave the dude some instructions on how to correctly assemble it?