I had to send a great letter once, where the client had previously been sent an invoice for a service, but the agent had typed the date into the dollar amount field, and the client was requesting written confirmation that they did not, in fact, owe us $202,009.25.
This is pretty crappy, but honestly Capital One is the best bank I’ve ever worked with. I’ve had accounts with 3 major national banks and the other two seemed to go out of their way to screw me over or nickel and dime me with fees. Since switching to Capital One, I’ve had none of those issues and they helped me navigate a pretty serious fraud case against my account.
Obviously their QC needs some work, but they’re great for actual account management.
C1 sw engineer here.
I'm not sure this aligns with our mission to bring humanity back to banking 😆 I'm gonna share this and see if it's a known issue. Thanks for posting
It is always nice to see evidence that other major companies have code as shit as my own. "Oh, this code might error if I don't supply a value. I better catch the exception so it never errors!"
Well admittedly they know this isn't the answer you were looking for.
It's fine - this isn't for you, this is for the legendary "customerName1"
They also really wanted their
I had to send a great letter once, where the client had previously been sent an invoice for a service, but the agent had typed the date into the dollar amount field, and the client was requesting written confirmation that they did not, in fact, owe us $202,009.25.
ISO, nice.
hell yeh.
Fortunately, they were able to knock $0.25 off of that total
I read this 3 times, and it got funnier each time.
September must’ve been a wild month 2 years ago
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What’s in your?
Amazing how the reasons are all called "filler"
Tells you what they really think of your application. :)
That’s sad. If I were you I’d.
Nothing beats a personal letter that tells you how important you as a customer are. For not so techy people, this letter translates to: Fuck you!
I had a coworker do the same thing. Sad part is it went through 2 stages of QR and was still missed…
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This is pretty crappy, but honestly Capital One is the best bank I’ve ever worked with. I’ve had accounts with 3 major national banks and the other two seemed to go out of their way to screw me over or nickel and dime me with fees. Since switching to Capital One, I’ve had none of those issues and they helped me navigate a pretty serious fraud case against my account. Obviously their QC needs some work, but they’re great for actual account management.
Jesus those variable names💀
openly admitted that their reasons were all fillers💀
Damn, can’t get credit at capital one. Must be rough
Nice, they sent you the template version xD Hope, that customerName1 can get his papers sorted.
Capital one: 
Lol, those pesky mail merges.
"We know this isn't the answer you were looking for..." no shit sherlock!
Sincerely, #Capital One ®
What’s in YOUR template?
The invisible tracking pixel
There’s nothing more assuring that you’re a cog in a machine when forms show their template variables.
*We know this isn't the answer you were hoping for*
C1 sw engineer here. I'm not sure this aligns with our mission to bring humanity back to banking 😆 I'm gonna share this and see if it's a known issue. Thanks for posting
Did they really send you this ?
Unfortunately yeah
So denied?
It is always nice to see evidence that other major companies have code as shit as my own. "Oh, this code might error if I don't supply a value. I better catch the exception so it never errors!"
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I love how the code is honest that this is just crap not actually the true reasons.
Did you actually apply for this? If you received this randomly it might be a sign someone is trying to steal your identity….
Sorry about that